Thread 724875167

Here's your mouse bro

>>724875167 (OP)
Thanks bro, here's your controller.

>>724875167 (OP)
I would be tempted to break it open for the fish and ball

>>724875167 (OP)
what's the point of this? it looks cool but you don't see it due to your hand being on it

i want one of these

>>724875167 (OP)
>check link
>it's a literal store
Of course the fucking "Frutiger Aero" spam was a marketing ploy. I fucking hate capitalism.

>>724875167 (OP)
Thanks!

>>724875524
wtf did you expect

Here's your mouse bro

>>724875167 (OP)
Was going to say "you could almost smell the low quality plastic", but...
>>724875524
...Damn checked it myself, was hoping you were only trolling but it's sadly true.

>>724875524
Frutiger Aero is literally a corporate creation.

>>724875524
>sees mouse with website embossed
>goes to website
>shocked and appalled that the website is selling the mouse
what were you expecting? also why is this a bad thing?

>>724876413
Frutiger is a typeface family from the 70s. Aero is the name of the Windows Vista theme. "Frutiger Aero" did not fucking exist until 2019.

>>724875524
There's no such thing as "Frutiger Aero" the same way there was no push for beach levels in the 2000s or whatever else Youtube has convinced people the world was like

>>724876413
sure but it wasn't a bad aesthetic.

>>724875315
What would you do with it if you got it?

>>724875167 (OP)
>plastic erodes
>water shorts the circuits
>motherboard dies
t-thanks bro

>>724877010
>>724877089
The name wasn't used until way after it died but that doesn't mean the style doesn't exist.

>>724877267
its not real water its actually "water"

>>724877267
are you using your mouse on your motherboard?

>>724877356
I only drink the water from chronicles of Riddick squishy ball heads

Here is your gear shift bro

>>724875167 (OP)
I would buy this mouse if it had side buttons. I can't go back to only having 3 mouse buttons anymore

>>724877619
>car will only run if you play Super Monkey Ball in it
Ludo

>>724875167 (OP)
Thanks bro. I like when my bros give me things

>>724877192
Eat it

>>724877357
I don't know, but I've had 2 motherboards die over the years out of the blue and the only thing I suspect may have caused it was maybe a power surge or something similar, so I just assume motherboards are finicky pieces of shit that will die if you blow on them

>>724877010
It definitly did, I was alive then. Bill gates and everybody else didn't come together and design it on purpose. It was sort of like how everything in tech today is minimalist beveled slop because corpos just shameless copy each other whenever one strikes gold.

>>724875524
> a product has the name of the product on it
Idk this isn't shocking to me.

>>724877742
Same. Forward/back is just too useful.

>>724877835
it is so much worse than that
you have to hit multiple buttons for that thing to open up and only then can you even think about shifting gears
epitome of retarded overengineer modern car controls

>>724875167 (OP)
>skeuoss.net

>>724875167 (OP)
I love the Fruitnigger Aero aesthetic, it feels so comfy.

>>724875167 (OP)
I grew up in the Frutiger Aero generation, all mice looked like that at the time

>>724878240
I watched a video on it and it seemed comically simplistic aside from switching into neutral.

>>724879037
i assume this is not ironic because their mouths are not gaping

>>724877089
There was no beach enjoyers cabal in the 6th gen, but it did have a noticeably high amount of beach games compared to every gen before/after.

>>724877920
what kind of things?

>>724875167 (OP)
I bought this mouse and it's literally the cheapest wireless mouse i've ever fucking bought, if you don't touch it for 5 seconds it automatically turns off, the tracking is horrible, and the battery doesn't even last for a hour.
Desperately hoping someone makes aqua mice that aren't the cheapest chinese dogshit money can buy one day.

>>724877192
put it up my ass

>>724879275
It's post-ironic. The shartyfag that made it actually enjoys Frutiger Aero but has to cover it in layers of ridicule because genuinely liking something is "coal".

>>724877089
>le redditor mandela effect explanation
kys

>>724879275
>>724879886
It's neither ironic nor post-ironic, some variants of 'jakkies are wholesome and these came from /qa/ and not farty.

>>724879873
This guy needs to stop doing anthro on anthro literally no one gives a shit about anything other than human on anthro or feral

If i ever get cancer i know it will be from the time that shitty mouse leaked

>>724880067
>this guy
does he know?

>>724879873
Dimmi would get it.
Boss would get it.

>>724881092
get what

>>724875341
>what's the point of this?
>it just hangs on the wall, you can't do anything with it

Are there any mouse out there that is
>as functionally reliable as logitech or close
>made with fun and colorful designs like in the OP
>wireless with bluetooth
>not horribly expensive

I don't thinks so.

>>724875167 (OP)
>30 dollar meme mouse
>Can't be bothered to add basic $5 Walmart mouse features like side buttons
Disgusting.

>>724881360
IT.

>>724882016
they give you a scroll wheel out of the generosity of their heart and this is how you act?

Behold, soul.

The mouse is stupid but I actually like this thing somehow.
>it's a fish tank, alarm clock, pen holder, and lamp all at once
It's too ridiculous not to like.

>>724882348
>"soul" is when your music player looks like a toy
How old are you, mate?

>>724882348
>destroys your PC

>>724882451
Those poor fish dude.

>>724882597
It even says to use very tiny fish or use fake fish on the description.

>>724879694
>wireless
Soulless. If it’s going for late 90s/early 2000s nostalgia it should be wired

>>724882348
Gemmy

>>724875341
You see it when you're typing or doing paperwork.
The frutiger aero aka bubble aero aesthetic was everywhere in the early/mid 2000s.

>>724882451
>92.7°
that fish is toast

>>724875167 (OP)
Does the fish help you while gaming?

how do you replace the fish when it dies?

Some keyboards work better than others.

>>724875167 (OP)
The planet only bad that configuration in the jurassic.

>>724877357
The water would go through the cable into the computer through capillary action

>>724883847
No, late cretaceous.

>>724882684
Frutiger Aero is late 00's/early 10's, however.

>>724875167 (OP)
>>724875524
y'know, for a site celebrating the frutiger aero style, the actual web design sucks

>>724879873
> bmwf

>>724880110
it's just like colored oil I think you'll be fine

>>724883786
This made me think. Actionfags are no better than trained animals. Turn BASED games are the most human kind of combat.

>>724875167 (OP)
i remember being amazed by this mouse when i was around 7. still amazed actually

>>724875167 (OP)
Waoow so cute i need one

>>724881539
This, but unironically. I don't like having posters or painting on my wall. I get why other people do, however.

>>724875167 (OP)
>zoomers now idealize previous generations corporate aesthetic
Look I understand this generation of corporate slop is truly shit and unappealing to an unfathomable degree, but like cmon.

Here's your music player bro

>>724887498
I still use winamp. No reason not to.

>>724887441
The old corporate slop was still designed by an artist unlike today where the corporations tell the artist what they want and force them to fit in with what they believe sells. It was back when they didn't really know what the consumer wanted and they weren't trying to minimalize design in order to maximize profits. They told an artist they needed something and trusted their judgement. So that's why that era birthed a multitude of styles in an attempt to find what the market responded to the most.

>>724887943
https://www.cve.org/CVERecord/SearchResults?query=Winamp
Idk man any software which was once popular and hasn't been maintained for ages is bound to have vulnerabilities that someone somewhere is interested in exploiting. Yes, the chances of you playing a malicious .flv are vanishingly low.

>>724887441
Honestly I am not gonna dog on zoomers for this one, as much as I love to. We had pokemania, which was about as corporate slopped as you could get. Now if it was that disgusting paper cutout minimalist garbage thats popular now, that'd be a different story. At least this fruity stuff looks alright.

>>724887943
Foobar is way better.

>>724882016
Side buttons are bad and retarded, they're always way too sensitive and make it impossible to rest my hand on them in any natural position.

>>724877010
sometimes swearing just looks reddit

>>724882489
>he thinks being mature is refusing to like anything that seems too childish
How old are YOU?

>>724888828
>>724888992
Anons....
https://getwacup.com/

Minimalists
>Corporates wants me to buy all their crappy slop every time, and I WILL NOT BUY THEM.
Maximalists
>Corporates wants me to be dependant of their digital realm. I HAVE TO GATHER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

Who is right?

>>724881539
don't you dare diss my nigga Bruegel the Elder
his village life paintings are basically medieval 4chan and always make me smile

>>724889163
Idk what mice you are using but in 15 years of using mice with extra buttons I have never once accidentally activated the thumb buttons on anything from fancy gaymer razers to nice logi office kit to bottom of the barrel chinese Amazon slop

>>724875290
>Nigga dey all chinese
Ah the olden days

>>724887943
I still use it too and use this classic skin like in the screenshot. Still on the 5.8 update from 2018.

As they say, if it ain't broke don't fix it.

>>724877089
>push for beach levels in the 2000s
I used to think there was an island trend for the time desu.

>>724877357
Aren't we all?

>>724875290
>samurai
>three
>square
>four
>samurai (again)
lol

>>724877619
Can't believe this is real