Thread 724971951

>The sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the earth. Humanity has randomly chosen a select group of people to enter an underground nuclear bunker with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is inhabitable once again.
>You, fortunately, have been chosen as one of these people togheter with 2 eastern european young women and 1 elderly man. Nobody speaks your language but they can play multiplayer games with you.
>You can bring 5 games with you into the bunker, no internet connection.
What games do you pick?

onionsfacing ahhh blud

>>724971951 (OP)
Doesn't matter, the sun is going to collide with the earth.

>>724972023
You're in a bunker underground dingus

Mario party
Mario Party 2
Mario party 3
Mario Party 4
Maeio Party 5

>>724971951 (OP)
>>The sun has fallen out of orbit
>>and is going to crash into the earth
I've always hated this OP. It's fucking stupid. Nothing would be left of a collision with the sun.
>inb4 that's the joke
It's a retarded one.

>>724971951 (OP)
learn some physics if the sun hit the earth not even the bunker would remain. now if you said the moon I might have believed you.

>>724972369
evocative...

>>724971951 (OP)
Probably poison and kill the old man so i can fuck both girls openly otherwise he’d get jealous and kill me in my sleep

>>724972464
can't be that bad if you took the bait

My Girlfriend is the President
Rance : Hikari no Motome
Fate : Hollow Ataraxia
Venus Vacation
Lightning Warrior Raidy

>>724971951 (OP)
>The sun has fallen out of orbit
>implying implications implicitly

>going down
IDIOTS
You find the tallest tree you can and you get to the top. Now you double jump (with air dash) onto 3i/Atlas.

>>724971951 (OP)
how old even is this pasta

>>724971951 (OP)
vanilla wow private server with playerbots mod
cracked offline copy of sims 4 with all dlc for the women
minecraft
diablo 2
fully modded copy of skyrim
I do indie gamedev so if one of the pcs has a copy of unity and blender I'll be set for making anything I'd want to play otherwise

>>724972464
>You and other anons head to the 4cuckship SS to escape sun's collision with earth.
>You can only bring 5 games, no porn games allowed, no gacha games allowed, no live service games allowed. They won't work anyway.
What do?

>>724973514
As old as the sun

>>724973841
Does everyone get 5 games or do we have to share

>>724974032
5 games and you have to share its not named "cuckship" for nothing.

>>724971951 (OP)
why would I live underground for 50 years
I'd rather just die on the surface
fuck would be the point? I'll leave it at 83 years old?

1. Clubhouse Games 51
2. Nintendo Switch Sports
3. Tabletop Simulator
4. UFO 50
5. Atari 50: The Anniversary Collection

>>724975421
Tabletop Simulator is a Live Service (read you need online shit to make it function), so its out.

>>724973713
this but with TBC instead of vanilla