Thread 724980836

why did nintendo give this child such wide hips?

>>724980836 (OP)
she's a teenager
allegedly
what I want to know is why she never wears shoes

>>724980836 (OP)
They tried to lure in all the lolicon ojisan like they did with splatoon but it didn't work. The game flopped in Japan.

>>724981220
I liked the game but it felt too "disney-fied" if that makes any sense

Her lips are very kissable as well.

>>724980836 (OP)
The nude mods... holy shit guys!

fuck off footfag

>>724982737
dude fucking look at her design and what the developers constantly highlight in every single pose she does

As someone who liked the game quite a bit. it’s admittedly pretty telling that this is the only type of discourse about it that i see only half a year or so later. Is Donkey Kong just cursed or something?

>>724982668
Mods don't & can't exist. Switch 2 isn't even hacked yet.

youre still making these threads?
but you dont even post anything in them

>>724981017
She was just chillin at home until Grumpy broke into her apartment

Then 95%of the clothes that are sold in the underground is for animals and they never have shoes her size, so that's why she spends the whole game barefoot
>>724981220
>The game flopped in Japan.
I always read the opposite though
>>724983038
This series have characters that are literal whores like Candy Kong, so it doesn't surprise me there are discussions like this, but on the other hand these are the type of discussions you usually find in places like here.

On the other, other hand, the game got a lot of people interested from the mainstream crowd in it the moment Pauline was released

Game's good imo

>>724983858
You think 350k is a smash hit? Even FPS games sell more copies than that, and japan HATES fps.

>>724983616
a common theme on this bitch of a site

>classic well known series character. has a recent game where they are still an adult
>character has a clear damsel villain relationship with another character
>character is now a child and friendly relationship with same other character
seriously what did they mean by this entire scenario?

>>724983858
But she doesn't wear any shoes either after she returns to the surface then goes back for the post-game

>>724984182
"Pauline" is actually Mario, who trooned out to cope with the rejection of Peach. Bananza is Odyssey 2. It was staring you in the face all along.

>>724984182
>implying you wouldn't play a game where Bowser teams up with an inexplicably pre-teen Peach to go on an adventure through outer space or some shit

>>724984469
Peach loves Mario though. Mario became Pauline to have hot lesbian sex with Peach.

>>724984469
So anons here jacking off to Pauline are actually jacking it to Mario?

>>724984182

I guess they want to have some kind of pair out of them like Mario + Peach or Luigi + Daisy or something, which I'm fine with it if it means more exposure to the characters

>>724981220
>try to lure lolicon ojisans
>first step: make loli smoll and slender
>fail

>>724980836 (OP)
test

>>724982969
what did they mean by this

>>724985432
donkey kong

>>724980836 (OP)
THEY AREN'T WIDE
FUCK YOU PEDOPHILE
PIECE OF SHIT

>>724986184
HE'S FINALLY BACK

>>724980836 (OP)
why is pauline such a lame character

>>724986215
dude they're larger than her head

>>724984870
I dunno about that anon the inklings are pretty wide hipped an instantly generated a whole internet of r34 before the first game even came out. Consequently, the game was a smash hit.

>>724980836 (OP)
Why are you a pedophile?

>>724986554
It was a different time

>>724986386
She ain't

Basically the only one outta Mario and DK series characters to have a more grounded characterization