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Anonymous No.725020629 [Report] >>725022195 >>725022252 >>725022584 >>725022827 >>725022906 >>725025050 >>725025476 >>725025537 >>725028553 >>725028868 >>725030971 >>725032879 >>725035590 >>725036576 >>725039248 >>725041019 >>725041581 >>725041638 >>725041763
lmao
>what went wrong... switch 2 is a diaster, no games, tendiebros not like this...
>BLOODY BENCHOD WHY CANT I EMOOLATE SWITCH 2 GAMES
the story of /v/
Anonymous No.725020771 [Report] >>725020856 >>725020963 >>725021957 >>725040137 >>725041328
nintendo did what valve did with the steamdeck oled and called it the switch 2, but you have to buy all your games again. nintendo goyim cattle disgust me.
Anonymous No.725020827 [Report] >>725020901
man I dont fucking care
you've been posting shit like this literally all day, if your tendie games are so good then why dont you stop spamming and play them?
Anonymous No.725020856 [Report] >>725020927
>>725020771
>but you have to buy all your games again
but retardo, the switch is backwards compatible and carries over your digital games...
Anonymous No.725020901 [Report]
>>725020827
cared enough to reply lmfao get owned bitch keep crying
Anonymous No.725020927 [Report] >>725021019 >>725028507
>>725020856
*releases nintendo switch 2 edition for 100$*
pay up, piggie
Anonymous No.725020963 [Report]
>>725020771
retard anon...
Anonymous No.725021019 [Report] >>725021246
>>725020927
nta but lying won't cure your retardation.
Anonymous No.725021246 [Report] >>725021690
>>725021019
grow up, nintendos are for children, not for 37 year olds
Anonymous No.725021690 [Report] >>725021859
>>725021246
>37 year olds
Way to out yourself.
Anonymous No.725021814 [Report]
it's the pc snoys that are always critical of nintendo when we just want to play our games and look at sales numbers
Anonymous No.725021859 [Report] >>725025556
>>725021690
oh, you're even older. sad
Anonymous No.725021957 [Report] >>725022020
>>725020771
>but you have to buy all your games again
No wonder you thought it was going to flop, given you have severe brain damage.
Anonymous No.725022020 [Report]
>>725021957
>t. 34 year old nin-toddler with a painful case of buyer's remorse
Anonymous No.725022195 [Report]
>>725020629 (OP)
>EMOOLATE SWITCH 2 GAMES
what games? pokeman and metroid prime are emulateable and dk isn't plural
>emulating party games
ishygddt
Anonymous No.725022252 [Report]
>>725020629 (OP)
Only switch 2 game I cared about is ZA and I emulated that
unless there is something as big as a new good animal crosisng I doubt I will be getting it
Anonymous No.725022584 [Report]
>>725020629 (OP)
I have Nintendo adult falseflag fatigue
Anonymous No.725022707 [Report] >>725023186 >>725042364
>tfw no Nagatoro gf
Anonymous No.725022827 [Report] >>725023007
>>725020629 (OP)
What games do you want to emulate OP? you can emulate ZA just fine.
Anonymous No.725022839 [Report]
there are no good new games on any platform still. the gaming industry still hasnt recovered from its woke phase (1st trump and biden admins).
Anonymous No.725022906 [Report]
>>725020629 (OP)
>phoneposter
I'm tired
Anonymous No.725023007 [Report] >>725023309 >>725023573
>>725022827
>you can emulate ZA just fine.

PC troons actually live this 3rd world existence.
Anonymous No.725023186 [Report]
>>725022707
Post her ahoge
Anonymous No.725023309 [Report]
>>725023007
>AI jeet
Anonymous No.725023573 [Report]
>>725023007
Only crash I had was at the start with the fucking bird but then it ran like butter with no crashes
disabling vsync lets me fast forward through the dialogue spam too
Anonymous No.725025050 [Report] >>725025334 >>725028084 >>725042505
>>725020629 (OP)
Shitch poo is already emulatedable when you install the patch to yuzu. The only reason it's not getting any coverage is because there are none games, LOL
Anonymous No.725025334 [Report]
>>725025050
KEKKYPOOOOOOOO
TENDIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
Anonymous No.725025476 [Report] >>725025519
>>725020629 (OP)
i enjoy how the 2nd quote can describe the ps5 just as well
Anonymous No.725025519 [Report] >>725025838
>>725025476
False
Anonymous No.725025537 [Report] >>725025750
>>725020629 (OP)
>Have zombie cult fans that will buy literally shit in box if you were selling that.
>Sell something better than literally shit in box.
>It sells
No way!
Anonymous No.725025556 [Report]
>>725021859
nice cope. except it isn't badlie
Anonymous No.725025750 [Report]
>>725025537
Except the shitch poo IS literally shit in a box
Anonymous No.725025838 [Report] >>725026028
>>725025519
ok, i'll bite
>problem with the ps5 is that it's not innovative. it's not anything new it's just pay an extra $500 and keep playing the exact same games that look the exact same as ps4 games visually and mechanically.
the ps5 is literally "ps4 pro" quality over the ps4. it's not going to be the huge hit the ps4 was (a lot of ps4 sales were carried by covid after all)
down to the price lol
Anonymous No.725026028 [Report] >>725026146 >>725035474
>>725025838
You are false. You have already chosen you're pitiful end
Anonymous No.725026146 [Report]
>>725026028
These are my favorite posts, macaco
Anonymous No.725028084 [Report] >>725029751
>>725025050
>because there are none games
how many threads are you gonna make this false flag typo then call yourself a poojeet 5 times, Nintendo adult
Anonymous No.725028507 [Report]
>>725020927
You don't need to buy those to play it though
Anonymous No.725028553 [Report]
>>725020629 (OP)
why is /v/ always wrong about nintendo
Anonymous No.725028868 [Report] >>725029262
>>725020629 (OP)
I have Steamchart brainrot. is 10 million good when you consider the population of Earth
Anonymous No.725029262 [Report]
>>725028868
I'm pretty sure the previous record is 10 million in 8 months, and that includes black Friday and Christmas, which the switch 2's 4 months for 10 million does not.
Anonymous No.725029751 [Report]
>>725028084
>H-he's a falseflagger who posts constantly to every site on the internet in 50 different languages, all to make poor widdle sony fans look bad! It can't be that sony fans just act like that wherever they go!
Anonymous No.725030971 [Report]
>>725020629 (OP)
It's crazy that the second guy was so right on the money but somehow didn't realize that it being "new 3ds" quality over switch 1 is exactly what nintendo fans want.
Anonymous No.725031370 [Report] >>725039093
was this thread made in response to the thread about nintendo potentially losing a lawsuit against palword?
Anonymous No.725032879 [Report] >>725034091 >>725040665
>>725020629 (OP)
>sold less than the WiiU
Anonymous No.725034091 [Report]
>>725032879
UH OH TENDIES
Anonymous No.725035474 [Report]
>>725026028
Psssh... Nothing personal... Kid...
Anonymous No.725035590 [Report]
>>725020629 (OP)
Unlike these idiots I've always held my position that Switch 2 will succeed regardless of how shit it is, purely because of the mindless tendies nintendo has cultivated
Anonymous No.725036576 [Report] >>725039209
>>725020629 (OP)
/v/ was wrong? Again? How could it be??
Anonymous No.725039093 [Report]
>>725031370
yes
Anonymous No.725039209 [Report] >>725039604 >>725039881
>>725036576
Those are shipments, not actual sales. Which is why actual sales have completely slumped and they clog up the shelves at every retailer.
Anonymous No.725039248 [Report]
>>725020629 (OP)
>nintendies
>not like this
>india out of nowhere
Anonymous No.725039604 [Report] >>725039826 >>725039881 >>725040741
>>725039209
This, I live in an affluent and heavily populated area, and none of my local stores have sold even ONE of the fuckers in the last 45 days. But, every week, if I'm shopping early enough and see them unload, they always get sent a full pallet of them, and I've heard employees arguing about where they're going to put them because they're running out of room for them in the back.
Anonymous No.725039826 [Report] >>725039881
>>725039604
Corporate is most likely worried about not having enough for black friday and the holidays, because they haven't been looking at actual trends that much. They think having them not sell right now is ok because they're gonna magically start selling later in the year, and they don't want to be the store that doesn't have them. That shortage will never happen, and some of these same shipments happening right now will still be on their shelves 5 years later, in 2030. Nintendo is happy to fraudulently report these overshipments as "sales" though.
Anonymous No.725039881 [Report]
>>725039209
>>725039604
>>725039826
These anons hit the nail on the head, this is happening everywhere
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY No.725039979 [Report]
Eight more years of this.
Anonymous No.725040137 [Report] >>725040576
>>725020771
>you have to buy all your games again
But my Switch 1 Kirby cartridge is in my switch 2 right now and I bought the DLC for $20 because I didn't have to buy the game again...
Anonymous No.725040338 [Report]
Is he really trying this stale cope of "They're clogging the shelves! Not selling!" from 2017? We have hard data that people are going crazy for Switch 2 and Nintendo wasn't retarded and thought "We could just make more, right?"
Anonymous No.725040576 [Report] >>725040627 >>725041025
>>725040137
False
Anonymous No.725040627 [Report] >>725040938
>>725040576
No, he's right. Same with Zelda.
Anonymous No.725040665 [Report]
>>725032879
Savor this shitpost, it's going to be out of date pretty soon
Anonymous No.725040705 [Report] >>725041394 >>725041605
>this kills the nogg
Anonymous No.725040741 [Report]
>>725039604
>I live in an affluent area
For whatever reason I legitimately doubt this
Anonymous No.725040938 [Report]
>>725040627
My vanilla BotW and TotK games worked just fine on my S2. In fact, my NSO subscription even includes the S2 edition upgrades. I guess if ever decide to drop the subscription I'll just download the upgrades because it's just worth it, full stop.
Anonymous No.725041019 [Report] >>725041427
>>725020629 (OP)
a $80 carboard box sold millions
toddlers will buy anything
Anonymous No.725041025 [Report]
>>725040576
I guess I must have hallucinated the cartridge working in my Switch 2 and the store listing for the upgrade that exists specifically so you don't have to re-buy the game.
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/kirby-and-the-forgotten-land-nintendo-switch-2-edition-plus-star-crossed-world-upgrade-pack-switch-2/
Anonymous No.725041328 [Report]
>>725020771
>lying on the internet
you should have known better at this point
Anonymous No.725041394 [Report]
>>725040705
This gets even more insane when you remember that aside from the switch and switch 2 (and let's be real, the 3ds), all of the others are 5 months of sales vs the switch 2's just under 4 months. All of the others except the 3ds and switch 1 again include november and december sales as well.

If you think the ass pain is bad now, just wait until they announce that the switch 2 sold 17 million (minimum) as of december 31st, 2025 at the february quarterly.
Anonymous No.725041427 [Report] >>725041518
>>725041019
Anonymous No.725041518 [Report]
>>725041427
yeah dude, cultists will buy anything
you just need a logo on the box/item and you can sell bags of shit for premium price
Anonymous No.725041581 [Report] >>725041651
>>725020629 (OP)
>Sony makes a slight spec upgrade with nothing new but more expensive games
>YESSS PLAYSTATION IS THE GOOOOOAT
>Nintendo makes a slight spec upgrade with nothing new but more expensive games
>WTF NOOOO NINTENDO CANT DO THAT!!! FASTEST SELLING CONSOLE?! NOOO THATS A LIE THEY'RE FUCKED ITS OVVER RIGHT!?!?!?!
why are snoys like this?
Anonymous No.725041605 [Report]
>>725040705
Anonymous No.725041638 [Report]
>>725020629 (OP)
>OH MY GOSH I JUST HAVE TO PLAY THE LATEST NINTENDO SLOP THAT'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS EVERY OTHER GAME THEY'VE MADE FOR THE LAST 30 YEARS EXCEPT WORSE I JUST HECKIN HAVE TO
Only diaper wearing manchildren care about that company in the slightest at this point.
Anonymous No.725041651 [Report]
>>725041581
no games on ps5 = significantly more time to shitpost here
Anonymous No.725041710 [Report] >>725041779 >>725041831 >>725042290
>Switch 2 is weaker than a steam deck. Everyone will just get the deck instead
>switch 2 games are $90. They will all flop!
>The joycons are designed wrong and will snap!
>The switch 2s are out of stock? It's just artificial scarcity no one is buying them!
>The switch 2s are in stock? No one is buying them!
>The sales numbers show that it's selling well? They're fake!

The doom posting surrounding this console is unwarranted and quite frankly insane. It's almost like people want it to fail more than anything.
Anonymous No.725041763 [Report]
>>725020629 (OP)
daily snoy cope thread
Anonymous No.725041779 [Report]
>>725041710
snoys aren't people
Anonymous No.725041831 [Report]
>>725041710
>taking shitposting seriously
Retard.
Anonymous No.725042290 [Report]
>>725041710
It's bait so that Pirat Nation faggot will repost them on twitter.
Anonymous No.725042364 [Report]
>>725022707
yosh > niggaturdo
Anonymous No.725042505 [Report] >>725042746
>>725025050
>patch to yuzu
Where?
Anonymous No.725042746 [Report]
>>725042505
It came to me in a dream