Thread 725020629

lmao
>what went wrong... switch 2 is a diaster, no games, tendiebros not like this...
>BLOODY BENCHOD WHY CANT I EMOOLATE SWITCH 2 GAMES
the story of /v/

nintendo did what valve did with the steamdeck oled and called it the switch 2, but you have to buy all your games again. nintendo goyim cattle disgust me.

man I dont fucking care
you've been posting shit like this literally all day, if your tendie games are so good then why dont you stop spamming and play them?

>>725020771
>but you have to buy all your games again
but retardo, the switch is backwards compatible and carries over your digital games...

>>725020827
cared enough to reply lmfao get owned bitch keep crying

>>725020856
*releases nintendo switch 2 edition for 100$*
pay up, piggie

>>725020771
retard anon...

>>725020927
nta but lying won't cure your retardation.

>>725021019
grow up, nintendos are for children, not for 37 year olds

>>725021246
>37 year olds
Way to out yourself.

it's the pc snoys that are always critical of nintendo when we just want to play our games and look at sales numbers

>>725021690
oh, you're even older. sad

>>725020771
>but you have to buy all your games again
No wonder you thought it was going to flop, given you have severe brain damage.

>>725021957
>t. 34 year old nin-toddler with a painful case of buyer's remorse

>>725020629 (OP)
>EMOOLATE SWITCH 2 GAMES
what games? pokeman and metroid prime are emulateable and dk isn't plural
>emulating party games
ishygddt

>>725020629 (OP)
Only switch 2 game I cared about is ZA and I emulated that
unless there is something as big as a new good animal crosisng I doubt I will be getting it

>>725020629 (OP)
I have Nintendo adult falseflag fatigue

>>725020629 (OP)
What games do you want to emulate OP? you can emulate ZA just fine.

there are no good new games on any platform still. the gaming industry still hasnt recovered from its woke phase (1st trump and biden admins).

>>725020629 (OP)
>phoneposter
I'm tired

>>725022827
>you can emulate ZA just fine.

PC troons actually live this 3rd world existence.

>>725022707
Post her ahoge

>>725023007
>AI jeet

>>725023007
Only crash I had was at the start with the fucking bird but then it ran like butter with no crashes
disabling vsync lets me fast forward through the dialogue spam too

>>725020629 (OP)
Shitch poo is already emulatedable when you install the patch to yuzu. The only reason it's not getting any coverage is because there are none games, LOL

>>725025050
KEKKYPOOOOOOOO
TENDIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>725020629 (OP)
i enjoy how the 2nd quote can describe the ps5 just as well

>>725025476
False

>>725020629 (OP)
>Have zombie cult fans that will buy literally shit in box if you were selling that.
>Sell something better than literally shit in box.
>It sells
No way!

>>725021859
nice cope. except it isn't badlie

>>725025537
Except the shitch poo IS literally shit in a box

>>725025519
ok, i'll bite
>problem with the ps5 is that it's not innovative. it's not anything new it's just pay an extra $500 and keep playing the exact same games that look the exact same as ps4 games visually and mechanically.
the ps5 is literally "ps4 pro" quality over the ps4. it's not going to be the huge hit the ps4 was (a lot of ps4 sales were carried by covid after all)
down to the price lol

>>725025838
You are false. You have already chosen you're pitiful end

>>725026028
These are my favorite posts, macaco

>>725025050
>because there are none games
how many threads are you gonna make this false flag typo then call yourself a poojeet 5 times, Nintendo adult

>>725020927
You don't need to buy those to play it though

>>725020629 (OP)
why is /v/ always wrong about nintendo

>>725020629 (OP)
I have Steamchart brainrot. is 10 million good when you consider the population of Earth

>>725028868
I'm pretty sure the previous record is 10 million in 8 months, and that includes black Friday and Christmas, which the switch 2's 4 months for 10 million does not.

>>725028084
>H-he's a falseflagger who posts constantly to every site on the internet in 50 different languages, all to make poor widdle sony fans look bad! It can't be that sony fans just act like that wherever they go!

>>725020629 (OP)
It's crazy that the second guy was so right on the money but somehow didn't realize that it being "new 3ds" quality over switch 1 is exactly what nintendo fans want.

was this thread made in response to the thread about nintendo potentially losing a lawsuit against palword?

>>725020629 (OP)
>sold less than the WiiU

>>725032879
UH OH TENDIES

>>725026028
Psssh... Nothing personal... Kid...

>>725020629 (OP)
Unlike these idiots I've always held my position that Switch 2 will succeed regardless of how shit it is, purely because of the mindless tendies nintendo has cultivated

>>725020629 (OP)
/v/ was wrong? Again? How could it be??

>>725031370
yes

>>725036576
Those are shipments, not actual sales. Which is why actual sales have completely slumped and they clog up the shelves at every retailer.

>>725020629 (OP)
>nintendies
>not like this
>india out of nowhere

>>725039209
This, I live in an affluent and heavily populated area, and none of my local stores have sold even ONE of the fuckers in the last 45 days. But, every week, if I'm shopping early enough and see them unload, they always get sent a full pallet of them, and I've heard employees arguing about where they're going to put them because they're running out of room for them in the back.

>>725039604
Corporate is most likely worried about not having enough for black friday and the holidays, because they haven't been looking at actual trends that much. They think having them not sell right now is ok because they're gonna magically start selling later in the year, and they don't want to be the store that doesn't have them. That shortage will never happen, and some of these same shipments happening right now will still be on their shelves 5 years later, in 2030. Nintendo is happy to fraudulently report these overshipments as "sales" though.

>>725039209
>>725039604
>>725039826
These anons hit the nail on the head, this is happening everywhere

Eight more years of this.

>>725020771
>you have to buy all your games again
But my Switch 1 Kirby cartridge is in my switch 2 right now and I bought the DLC for $20 because I didn't have to buy the game again...

Is he really trying this stale cope of "They're clogging the shelves! Not selling!" from 2017? We have hard data that people are going crazy for Switch 2 and Nintendo wasn't retarded and thought "We could just make more, right?"

>>725040137
False

>>725040576
No, he's right. Same with Zelda.

>>725032879
Savor this shitpost, it's going to be out of date pretty soon

>>725039604
>I live in an affluent area
For whatever reason I legitimately doubt this

>>725040627
My vanilla BotW and TotK games worked just fine on my S2. In fact, my NSO subscription even includes the S2 edition upgrades. I guess if ever decide to drop the subscription I'll just download the upgrades because it's just worth it, full stop.

>>725020629 (OP)
a $80 carboard box sold millions
toddlers will buy anything

>>725040576
I guess I must have hallucinated the cartridge working in my Switch 2 and the store listing for the upgrade that exists specifically so you don't have to re-buy the game.
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/kirby-and-the-forgotten-land-nintendo-switch-2-edition-plus-star-crossed-world-upgrade-pack-switch-2/

>>725020771
>lying on the internet
you should have known better at this point

>>725040705
This gets even more insane when you remember that aside from the switch and switch 2 (and let's be real, the 3ds), all of the others are 5 months of sales vs the switch 2's just under 4 months. All of the others except the 3ds and switch 1 again include november and december sales as well.

If you think the ass pain is bad now, just wait until they announce that the switch 2 sold 17 million (minimum) as of december 31st, 2025 at the february quarterly.

>>725041427
yeah dude, cultists will buy anything
you just need a logo on the box/item and you can sell bags of shit for premium price

>>725020629 (OP)
>Sony makes a slight spec upgrade with nothing new but more expensive games
>YESSS PLAYSTATION IS THE GOOOOOAT
>Nintendo makes a slight spec upgrade with nothing new but more expensive games
>WTF NOOOO NINTENDO CANT DO THAT!!! FASTEST SELLING CONSOLE?! NOOO THATS A LIE THEY'RE FUCKED ITS OVVER RIGHT!?!?!?!
why are snoys like this?

>>725020629 (OP)
>OH MY GOSH I JUST HAVE TO PLAY THE LATEST NINTENDO SLOP THAT'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS EVERY OTHER GAME THEY'VE MADE FOR THE LAST 30 YEARS EXCEPT WORSE I JUST HECKIN HAVE TO
Only diaper wearing manchildren care about that company in the slightest at this point.

>>725041581
no games on ps5 = significantly more time to shitpost here

>Switch 2 is weaker than a steam deck. Everyone will just get the deck instead
>switch 2 games are $90. They will all flop!
>The joycons are designed wrong and will snap!
>The switch 2s are out of stock? It's just artificial scarcity no one is buying them!
>The switch 2s are in stock? No one is buying them!
>The sales numbers show that it's selling well? They're fake!

The doom posting surrounding this console is unwarranted and quite frankly insane. It's almost like people want it to fail more than anything.

>>725020629 (OP)
daily snoy cope thread

>>725041710
snoys aren't people

>>725041710
>taking shitposting seriously
Retard.

>>725041710
It's bait so that Pirat Nation faggot will repost them on twitter.

>>725022707
yosh > niggaturdo

>>725025050
>patch to yuzu
Where?

>>725042505
It came to me in a dream