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Anonymous No.725027186 [Report] >>725027927 >>725028085 >>725028090 >>725028094 >>725029030 >>725029379 >>725029675 >>725029754 >>725029810 >>725033467 >>725034283 >>725035473 >>725037110 >>725042051 >>725043810 >>725043937 >>725044052 >>725049413 >>725050323
[Happy News] Nintendo just released their Nintendo store mobile app
Welcome to 2025 Nintendo!
Anonymous No.725027637 [Report] >>725027937 >>725036720
Does anyone know if the 3ds/Wii U tracking includes pirated games?
Anonymous No.725027740 [Report] >>725027812 >>725028216 >>725044430 >>725055306
Switch 2 feels like a cashout era for nintendo.
Only down from here
Anonymous No.725027812 [Report]
>>725027740
That's some real fucking cope.
Anonymous No.725027927 [Report]
>>725027186 (OP)
This app already existed but was jp only. They’re only just now releasing it in the west
Anonymous No.725027937 [Report]
>>725027637
Nope
Anonymous No.725028031 [Report]
BINGA BINGA! i can now buy *checks catalog* 0 games on my Phonerino now???? WAHAHA HOO HOO HOO!
Anonymous No.725028085 [Report]
>>725027186 (OP)
WAHOOOOOOO YIPPIE ISSA ME MARIO WAHOO
Anonymous No.725028090 [Report]
>>725027186 (OP)
>proper play activity tracking again
Finally, no more "uuuuh I think you played this game for this total amount of hours, give or take five. What do you mean you want a breakdown? You don't need that bro :^)"
Anonymous No.725028094 [Report]
>>725027186 (OP)
Are they selling soundtrack CDs?
Anonymous No.725028157 [Report]
STOP

THE

COUNT
Anonymous No.725028216 [Report] >>725028485
>>725027740
Kind of feels like they want to be Disney where people obsess with their brand and just buy shit with Mario’s face.
Anonymous No.725028281 [Report]
HES ALREADY SEETHING AND BRINGING UP DISNEY LETS FUCKINGOOOOOO
Anonymous No.725028381 [Report] >>725029218 >>725035916
>nintendo copying sony again
why am i not surprised
Anonymous No.725028485 [Report] >>725028624 >>725028668 >>725028937 >>725031884 >>725046530
>>725028216
Then why did they make Donkey Kong and Kirby instead of Mario?
Anonymous No.725028624 [Report] >>725029961
>>725028485
Except they made a Mario Kart game
Anonymous No.725028668 [Report] >>725029961
>>725028485
In case you haven't noticed there's a new Mario game as the de-facto pack-in title.
Anonymous No.725028937 [Report] >>725029961
>>725028485
A Mario game releases alongside the console anon. His most popular Mario IP might I add.
The Pauline III Theorist !BL75yFYoME No.725029030 [Report]
>>725027186 (OP)
I just downloaded the Nintendo Store app.
Anonymous No.725029091 [Report] >>725029202 >>725029506 >>725031110
literal slop app for man children. imagine buying a $100 super mario clock on the nintendo app! lmao
Anonymous No.725029202 [Report]
>>725029091
*300 dollar sony picture book*
Anonymous No.725029218 [Report]
>>725028381
It’s universally the opposite happens you delusion turd worlder
Anonymous No.725029343 [Report]
>Nintendo integrated mobile shit into BOTW/TOTK for the Switch 2
>Android and iOS have comically shit backwards compatibility
How long do they intend to support those apps?
Anonymous No.725029379 [Report]
>>725027186 (OP)
how is this thread not stickied?
Anonymous No.725029506 [Report]
>>725029091
I assumed you bought an alarmo to know when to post about your seething hatred and obsession for Nintendo.
Anonymous No.725029675 [Report]
>>725027186 (OP)
>has a news tab
Then what is the point of the nintendo news app?
Anonymous No.725029754 [Report]
>>725027186 (OP)
Bing Bing!
I just bought:
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/legend-of-zelda-limited-edition-vinyl-8lp-set-127813/
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/virtual-boy-for-nintendo-switch-2-120829/
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/lego-super-mario-super-mario-world-mario-yoshi-124248/
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/donkey-kong-character-jacket-124429-1/
and
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/mario-kart-flight-jacket-4xl-119890/
cant wait for them all to arrive!
Wahoo!
Anonymous No.725029810 [Report] >>725034349
>>725027186 (OP)
why did Nintendo go full jew this gen?
Anonymous No.725029941 [Report] >>725030170 >>725030261 >>725030312 >>725030983
>Nintendo Switch app
>Nintendo Today App
>Nintendo Parental Controls app
>Nintendo Music App
>Nintendo Store App
I don't know why they don't just roll all of this shit into one; they all use basically the same interface anyways.

This feels poorly planned out, especially since most of these have come out within the last year.
Anonymous No.725029961 [Report] >>725030061 >>725030628 >>725032431 >>725055421
>>725028624
>>725028668
>>725028937
So why isn’t it selling well?
Anonymous No.725030061 [Report]
>>725029961
>nearly 1:1 with the console itself
>not selling well
Anonymous No.725030170 [Report]
>>725029941
You should be happy Nintendo knows what an app is, don't expect them to condense everything like a business from 2015.
Anonymous No.725030261 [Report] >>725030448
>>725029941
im actually glad they split it up, i only use the music app so it doesn't take up too much of my phones memory
Anonymous No.725030312 [Report] >>725030370
>>725029941
they want their fanboys phones to be full of slop apps so they can consume and onions face with every new notification for junk to buy. it literally looks like they paid an indian 25 cents an hour to make this junk
Anonymous No.725030370 [Report]
>>725030312
poopskin
Anonymous No.725030448 [Report] >>725031170
>>725030261
why dont you just download tracks you like from youtube
Anonymous No.725030628 [Report]
>>725029961
Selling faster than Mario Kart 8 Deluxe anon.
Anonymous No.725030983 [Report] >>725031531
>>725029941
I thought Nintendo hated phones?
Anonymous No.725031110 [Report] >>725031508 >>725031582
>>725029091
Are they back in stock? Wahoo!
Anonymous No.725031170 [Report]
>>725030448
i don't like organizing them, all the tracks needs metadate added manually
Anonymous No.725031508 [Report]
>>725031110
holy shit they raised the price. i bet nintendies willl still beg for more. nintendo should start selling cardboard again, just rob the manchildren of every penny they have.
Anonymous No.725031531 [Report]
>>725030983
Nah they fucking love phones for some reason. They've been pushing app integration especially since about 2015.

The theme parks use apps, the museum makes you use your phone, the Switch 1 uses an app for voice chat, they've got the aforementioned news/whatever apps, not to mention the remaining gacha games they've put out.

Nintendo wants to wiggle their way into as much of their users' daily lives as possible (this idea started with Iwata and his obsession with lifestyle accessories) - see Alarmo - so I guess their current push makes sense from that perspective. I just don't think they're doing a very good job at it.
Anonymous No.725031582 [Report]
>>725031110
Only $140 for a clock? What a steal. I love my friends at Nintendo and supporting them is the most important thing in my life.
Anonymous No.725031837 [Report] >>725032198 >>725032250 >>725034648 >>725041210 >>725045572 >>725045826 >>725046831 >>725046931 >>725047698 >>725048012 >>725058672
Post your logs.
Apparently Splatoon 3 is my most played game. Makes sense though. As it turns out I've got almost 400 hours into it. The others on the top row are between 300 and 350 hours.
And the two rows of 50 hours or more are between 80 hours and up with Silksong being the only 90+ game.
Anonymous No.725031884 [Report]
>>725028485
Because Donkey Kong and Kirby are also Nintendo characters that deserve to have games so that they can be stronger IPs. Mario can't be hogging everything.
Anonymous No.725032198 [Report] >>725032256 >>725032537 >>725047698
>>725031837
its counting all my old stuff as well lol
Anonymous No.725032250 [Report] >>725040672 >>725047698
>>725031837
Anonymous No.725032256 [Report]
>>725032198
>swapnote
Kino...
Anonymous No.725032431 [Report] >>725032839
>>725029961
9 million in 4 months, nearly 1:1 with the switch 2 sales (10 million), "isn't selling well".
Anonymous No.725032537 [Report]
>>725032198
Wii U software are the ones with the transparent border and 3DS software is with a solid white border

netflix is way up there cause having that little tablet to look at movies (tv turned off) while i worked on commissions was extremely op and this was way back then before disney+ and everyone decided to make their own services, so netflix's selection was amazing
Anonymous No.725032590 [Report]
Damn I didn't know I had 350 hours in Crash Team Racing
Anonymous No.725032839 [Report]
>>725032431
total flop
Anonymous No.725032906 [Report]
needless mobile tie in apps are more 2015 than 2025. fitting since their newest console is a less powerful ps4
Anonymous No.725033004 [Report] >>725033183 >>725033371 >>725037380
Is it safe to link your (hacked) NNID from 3DS to your Nintendo Account?
Anonymous No.725033183 [Report]
>>725033004
Try it out and see how it goes.
The Pauline III Theorist !BL75yFYoME No.725033371 [Report]
>>725033004
Mine is linked.
Anonymous No.725033467 [Report] >>725034447 >>725036878
>>725027186 (OP)
The funny thing about this "app" is that you can't directly purchase games from it, you're directed to the web store
Anonymous No.725034283 [Report] >>725034554 >>725034660
>>725027186 (OP)
it's amazing how far behind nintendo is when it comes to the internet
Anonymous No.725034349 [Report]
>>725029810
>this gen
You're only noticing now because you were a kid back then and kids don't know or understand these things. They've always been the biggest kikes in the industry.
Anonymous No.725034447 [Report]
>>725033467
Probably because Nintendo doesn't want Apple/Google taking a cut of purchases. Both companies take 30% of any in-app purchase iirc
Anonymous No.725034554 [Report]
>>725034283
it's amazing how rehashed this comment is because you lack original thought
Anonymous No.725034648 [Report]
>>725031837
Baby numbers, I have over 700 hours for Helldivers II.
Anonymous No.725034660 [Report]
>>725034283
The only thing they’re up to date on is the best ways to milk their tendie cultists.
Anonymous No.725035415 [Report]
>/v/ is having a meltdown over a fucking app
You guys have are insane. Absolutely pathetic. Stop letting nintendo live rent free in your head. It's not healthy.
Anonymous No.725035473 [Report]
>>725027186 (OP)
their mere existence make you so fucking mad it's insane.
Anonymous No.725035571 [Report] >>725035794 >>725035882
Why not just... browse the website???
Anonymous No.725035794 [Report] >>725035914
>>725035571
Cuz I want to see my play times
Anonymous No.725035882 [Report] >>725035914
>>725035571
Its not a bad idea. Being able to see what games are on sale, recent news, and your play activity within 1 app is great. Unfortunately, every listing redirects you to the website instead of having it within the app itself. I'd use it over DekuDeals if it told you which games are at their lowest price.
Anonymous No.725035914 [Report]
>>725035794
>>725035882
They could have added all that to the website
Anonymous No.725035916 [Report] >>725058979
>>725028381
Playstation has one app for everything. Nintendo has like 4 or 5 different ones that each do one single thing.
Anonymous No.725036442 [Report]
ANOTHER ONE
Anonymous No.725036575 [Report] >>725038075
Why was Ireland my only English speaking option when setting up the app?
That region/language selection was really odd.
Anonymous No.725036720 [Report]
>>725027637
it does for 3ds, i have playtime activity from several games downloaded via cfw
Anonymous No.725036878 [Report]
>>725033467
You mean:
>Está bien cagado que en esta app ni siquiera puedes comprar los juegos, te manda a la pinche tienda web.
Anonymous No.725037110 [Report]
>>725027186 (OP)
IT'S NOT OUT IN AUSTRALIA FUCKING HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.725037380 [Report]
>>725033004
Nintendo doesn't care
Anonymous No.725038075 [Report] >>725043348
>>725036575
The way Nintendo operates in Europe is fucking bonkers. Outside of a few core countries, all other Nintendos in Europe are licensed franchisees like McDonald's.
As an example, there's a "Nintendo Sweden" but it's not actually owned or operated by Nintendo. Instead Nintendo has simply licensed the Nintendo brand name and given a regional marketing and importing monopoly to a third party company, in this case Bergsala.
This company then imports Nintendo products, markets Nintendo products, runs the Nintendo Sweden website, sells Nintendo products and is responsible for handing repairs for Nintendo products within Sweden. But they're not Nintendo.
So then, when I buy a Nintendo Switch from them and go to the eShop, who runs the eShop? Nintendo's surely not handing out the keys to third party companies to run that. And the answer as it turns out, is Nintendo Ireland.
The non-english speaking options listed as the store options, are the ones actually owned by Nintendo such as Nintendo France, and Nintendo Germany (which is actually what Nintendo of Europe is). Everyone else gets to use the Irish store. There's probably some tax loophole that makes Ireland the best place for it.
Anonymous No.725038613 [Report]
pirate Nintendo games
Anonymous No.725040672 [Report]
>>725032250
Holá
Anonymous No.725041210 [Report] >>725041510 >>725047698
>>725031837
Anonymous No.725041510 [Report]
>>725041210
Goddamn I played this so much during COVID
Anonymous No.725042051 [Report]
>>725027186 (OP)
>doesn't work on my version of android
Well I probably wasn't going to use it anyways.
>lets you check play data, even from 3DS and Wii U
Alright now I'm annoyed. Why couldn't this have been on the regular Switch app?
Anonymous No.725043348 [Report]
>>725038075
That's weird. I live in Ireland and I didn't think there even was a Nintendo Ireland. I thought everything here was handled by the UK office, they're the ones I had to contact for repairs and stuff in the past but that was years ago now. Even now their website still has the region as "UK & Ireland". The only exception I know of is the My Nintendo Store website which does have its own Irish URL, and the company information page there only shows NoE's address in Germany.
Anonymous No.725043690 [Report]
>lets you check play data, even from 3DS and Wii U
Sweet
Anonymous No.725043810 [Report]
>>725027186 (OP)
It's surreal to look back as far as December 2012 with this app. It's nostalgic in that bittersweet way too.

Over 900 hours in Smash 4 Wii U lmao
Anonymous No.725043937 [Report]
>>725027186 (OP)
>Try the search function
>It's just the web browser version of their site
sigh
Anonymous No.725044052 [Report]
>>725027186 (OP)
I wouldn't call this happy, just kinda' whatever.
Anonymous No.725044327 [Report]
>Requires iOS 16.0 or later.
oh...
Anonymous No.725044430 [Report]
>>725027740
They literally just announced that they're paying higher dividends going forward. Their board/shareholders are pivoting to value extraction instead of creation.
Nintendo has been rotting since Iwata dies.
Sakurai and a few people at their other biggest subsidiaries/partners (Intelligent Systems, HAL, Monolith) are decaying more slowly, but will eventually collapse too.
Anonymous No.725045572 [Report] >>725045749 >>725047698
>>725031837
Ok
Anonymous No.725045749 [Report] >>725046252
>>725045572
>another one who played more splat1 than splat2, with splat3 being the most played
I love Splatoon though, broadly.
Can't wait for Raiders. And though I love Splat3, the prospects of Splat4 is keeping me more than excited.
Anonymous No.725045826 [Report] >>725046210
>>725031837
where do you see this
Anonymous No.725045940 [Report] >>725046294 >>725046358
is it really necessary to buy shit on your phone rather than just turning on the console and opening the store app?
Anonymous No.725046210 [Report]
>>725045826
In the new Nintendo Store app thing. You log-in. And then on the bottom right corner should be your profile-icon. Click on it. And then on the bottom of the page should be "Play Activity".
Anonymous No.725046252 [Report]
>>725045749
I got splatoon 2 late so it's my least played. If I had gotten it day one like like splat 1 and 3 I'd be my second most played in the series because of salmon run. I also patiently waiting for Raiders and splat 4.
Anonymous No.725046294 [Report]
>>725045940
No. The app is completely superfluous outside of the more in-depth activity feed.
Some might perhaps consider it a convenient addition though. But I don't know.
Anonymous No.725046358 [Report]
>>725045940
No but it could be handy if you want to buy something digital while you're at work (or whatever) and have it ready by the time you get home. It's convenient and another way to advertise, but wholly unnecessary.

That being said it's a much better way to browse what's actually for sale than both S1 and S2 eshops.
Anonymous No.725046530 [Report]
>>725028485
Why does Disney release non-micky things
Anonymous No.725046673 [Report]
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!!!!
idk
Anonymous No.725046831 [Report] >>725046942 >>725047005
>>725031837
I hate Splatoon 3 but always do Salmon Run dailies. Send help.
Anonymous No.725046931 [Report] >>725047698 >>725050228
>>725031837
rate me fags
Anonymous No.725046942 [Report]
>>725046831
Continued
Anonymous No.725047005 [Report] >>725050132
>>725046831
>but always do Salmon Run dailies
hmm I always host late night salmon room and I don't think I've ever seen you
Anonymous No.725047698 [Report] >>725047812
>>725031837
>>725032250
Pretty good hours spent on good games.
>>725032198
Based media/social consumer
>>725041210
>Binding of Issac over 500 hours
You excited for The Binding of Isaac: Repentance+ (Switch 2) Sucks that it's not getting a upgrade path.
>>725045572
In the same boat with Splatoon 3. It's the game to turn off your brain I swear.
>>725046931
Was going to say 7/10 but three games raised it to a 9/10 for me.
Anonymous No.725047812 [Report]
>>725047698
which 3?
Anonymous No.725048012 [Report] >>725048369
>>725031837
this isn't accurate, I have over 80 hours in 3d all stars but this says I only have over 30
Anonymous No.725048369 [Report]
>>725048012
If you add the numbers from the individual play sessions together, it should be correct. The total assessment, for some reason, isn't always.
Anonymous No.725048774 [Report] >>725049150
Huh?
Anonymous No.725048829 [Report]
Nostalgic
Anonymous No.725049150 [Report] >>725049430
>>725048774
lmao
Anonymous No.725049413 [Report]
>>725027186 (OP)
This is just the WiiU again. They will rebrand after the generation and make bank. The cycle will continue.
Anonymous No.725049430 [Report]
>>725049150
I think the CFW needed that so everytime you launched it it keep tracking it as the settings
Anonymous No.725050132 [Report] >>725052941
>>725047005
I didn't even know a Salmon room existed.
Anonymous No.725050228 [Report]
>>725046931
Monster Hunter, Animal Crossing and Daemon X Machina
Anonymous No.725050323 [Report] >>725055439
>>725027186 (OP)
>[Happy News]
Anonymous No.725050427 [Report] >>725051363
>adding this shit to phones and not to their actual consoles
keep fucking eating it up
Anonymous No.725051363 [Report] >>725053125
>>725050427
consoles are for playing videogames, not scrolling social apps, you stupid faggot
Anonymous No.725052941 [Report]
>>725050132
are you in /v/ pool?
Anonymous No.725053125 [Report] >>725055437
>>725051363
you dumb fucking faglord this shit was on the 3ds and wii u
Anonymous No.725055306 [Report] >>725056367
>>725027740
2 more weeks
Anonymous No.725055421 [Report]
>>725029961
92% adoption rate compared to console sales.
Get fucked lol.
Anonymous No.725055437 [Report]
>>725053125
He’s a typical switchsnoy. He hates anything Nintendo related that didn’t make them a ton of money. He only cares about what’s making them money now, in the present. The past is something to be loathed.
Anonymous No.725055439 [Report]
>>725050323
Shit movie game and 2017 wants it's meme back
Anonymous No.725056367 [Report] >>725056473
>>725055306
More like 5 minutes
Anonymous No.725056473 [Report]
>>725056367
Oh shiiit every switch 2 just exploded, hundreds of thousands are injured many of which are children
It's fucking over, we won snoybro!!
Anonymous No.725058672 [Report] >>725058829
>>725031837
Aside from Smash and Splatoon, Zelda games keep me the most busy.
Anonymous No.725058829 [Report]
>>725058672
Here’s more of my library, only Switch titles. I wish they let you filter games by systems instead of clicking every individual icon.
Anonymous No.725058979 [Report]
>>725035916
PlayStation absolutely has multiple apps. Remote Play is its own app.
Anonymous No.725059376 [Report] >>725059470
>shows my most played game by far as the web browser on the Wii U (8000+ hours) because I used to use it to browse the internet in bed and fell asleep with it on
Hehhehe

Unsurprisingly most of my most played games are Pokemon
Anonymous No.725059470 [Report]
>>725059376
And here's 50 hrs+ too

The GC collection is already close to 100
The Pauline III Theorist !BL75yFYoME No.725059908 [Report]
I have played Super Mario Odyssey for over 90 hours.
The Pauline III Theorist !BL75yFYoME No.725060145 [Report]
I think the dates might be off by one day.