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Anonymous No.725037037 [Report] >>725037960 >>725039930 >>725040031 >>725040147 >>725042898 >>725043990 >>725045071 >>725045097 >>725046169 >>725046572 >>725047981 >>725048302 >>725049290
I got it this weekend on GOG sale. I can't get over the infantile writing and how absolutely disgusting and soulless the graphics are. I don't think I will be finishing it bros. Such a shame and wasted potential.
Anonymous No.725037846 [Report] >>725037984 >>725038820 >>725040172
You bought it? Lol you deserve it. You could've tried first and then decide if you'd give money for this piece of shit game but nah you decided to buy first and ask questions later. A good lesson, next time you'll try the game first or at the very least inform yourself
Anonymous No.725037960 [Report]
>>725037037 (OP)
>bought from a piracy site
Anonymous No.725037964 [Report] >>725038601 >>725038770 >>725038820 >>725046313
Just play 1-3 nigger
Remember to activate the old grafix
Anonymous No.725037984 [Report] >>725038820 >>725045353
>>725037846
Nevermind "trying it first", you could have taken one look at one screenshot and realised it was a waste of time, money, and effort. That game only serves as proof ron was carried by everyone else at Lucasarts and can't make good games on his own.
Anonymous No.725038601 [Report] >>725038672
>>725037964
1 requires making/downloading an ultimate talkie, since there's no voice with the old graphics. 2 fixed that, though.
Anonymous No.725038672 [Report]
>>725038601
Yeah but it was no problem, took like 3 minutes for me who has never used ScummVM before
Anonymous No.725038770 [Report]
>>725037964
4 wasn't too bad, the monkey fighting was a fun puzzle and it still had the humor down
Anonymous No.725038820 [Report] >>725039047 >>725039861 >>725040378
>>725037846
>A good lesson
It was like $9, anon. It's hardly a lesson.
>>725037964
I finished CoMI not too long ago. Now I plan to finish Amiga versions of 1&2 in WinUAE.
>>725037984
>That game only serves as proof ron was carried by everyone else at Lucasarts and can't make good games on his own.
Yeah, honestly, I don't know what I was expecting. Thimbleweed Park was pretty mediocre too.
Anonymous No.725039047 [Report]
>>725038820
The Amiga versions should run in ScummVM as well.
Anonymous No.725039521 [Report] >>725041981 >>725042447 >>725047720
It must be so embarrassing for Ron that an amateur fan project BTFOs his shitty game. These guys should contact Disney, and get a license.
Anonymous No.725039861 [Report]
>>725038820
>It was like $9, anon. It's hardly a lesson.
Kek if money is the only issue here, good for you I guess
Anonymous No.725039930 [Report] >>725040564 >>725046756
>>725037037 (OP)
>Game is a hate letter to fans
Not even kidding. He hates that all he is known for is Monkey Island. He wanted Thimbleweed Park to be a big thing and is mad it wasn't. So he decided to burn down his franchise out of spite.
Anonymous No.725040031 [Report]
>>725037037 (OP)
I have no interest in playing this. Absolutely love the 3 first games.
Anonymous No.725040147 [Report] >>725040564
>>725037037 (OP)
yeah, got to like halfway point in this (maybe 2/3?) few months ago, can't force myself to finish it, the graphics definitely don't help, full on SJW is grating as fuck (muh wahmen king pirate and she black yay woman niggers), biggest problem is it's just not funny, bland as fuck
Anonymous No.725040172 [Report] >>725040205 >>725042127
>>725037846
>You bought it? Lol you deserve it. You could've tried first and then decide if you'd give money for this piece of shit game but nah you decided to buy first and ask questions later. A good lesson, next time you'll try the game first or at the very least inform yourself
Anonymous No.725040205 [Report] >>725040336
>>725040172
The speech bubble isn't even going in the right direction, nigger
Anonymous No.725040336 [Report] >>725042127
>>725040205
that's not a speech bubble, it's a powerline
Anonymous No.725040378 [Report] >>725040747
>>725038820
>It was like $9, anon. It's hardly a lesson.
lmao you got scammed, I was thinking about buying it myself so looked it up and it looked shit and decided I’d rather spend it on anything else
Anonymous No.725040564 [Report] >>725041497 >>725042297
>>725039930
This would almost make sense, but I think he is genuinely this tone deaf, and that he thought he was making a good game.
>>725040147
>full on SJW is grating as fuck
Lol, ok, so I definitely won't be finishing it. Thanks anon. I could have expected that after reading some of his Mostodon posts.
Anonymous No.725040747 [Report]
>>725040378
I don't use Steam if I can help it. But yeah, definitely stay away from this one.
Anonymous No.725041497 [Report]
>>725040564
yeah it's netflix level, I was willing to give it a pass as hardcore fan, but it's just boring as fuck, in the old games you want to click any crazy combination of stupid action vs object as they were full of jokes and funny easter eggs, this one's bland as fuck
Anonymous No.725041981 [Report]
>>725039521
>It must be so embarrassing for Ron that an amateur fan project BTFOs his shitty game
It's not embarrassing for him because he unironically thinks the corpo dogshit style he chose for the Return's is actually the perfect style for the series. He could've hired someone else to make a game in the style of MI3 but decided to go for that other garbage instead
Anonymous No.725042127 [Report]
>>725040172
>>725040336
>Pajeet thinks we don't know
Anonymous No.725042297 [Report] >>725042676 >>725043324 >>725044960 >>725045265 >>725045353 >>725046952
>>725040564
nta but when Return to Monkey Island came out people wrote about how they dislike the art style of the game on Ron Gilbert's blog. He called them "retro fascists" and shut down the site. He also retconned all the games after 2(which he didn't work on), did the same ending again and put an obnoxious character in Return who spouts Monkey Island lore. This is supposed to represent the fans.
He's a bitter, disgruntled man. Makes you wonder how such a guy created Monkey Island.
Anonymous No.725042447 [Report] >>725042580 >>725042604
>>725039521
name? Hate MI3 (probably should give it another go) but after disaster from OP willing to overlook the SQ6 graphics if it's in yhe MI1-2 spirit
Anonymous No.725042580 [Report] >>725042820
>>725042447
The Booze of Monkey Island. it's free on itch.io.
Anonymous No.725042604 [Report] >>725042753 >>725042820
>>725042447
What did you hate about it? It is the most soulful MI3, even if the first 2 are great too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f556u4K0ijc
Anonymous No.725042676 [Report]
>>725042297
check his twitter posts number, that's what being constantly online leads to (don't have twatter but guessing it's quadruple digits)
Anonymous No.725042753 [Report] >>725043936
>>725042604
They might be one of those fans that spat at it on release. Isn't it missing some key team member(s) or something? I dunno, it's actually my favorite entry.
Anonymous No.725042820 [Report]
>>725042580
thanks!

>>725042604
jump to svga graphics was pretty shocking 2(3?) decades ago, we already were doing the soul/sovl with mi2-3 then
Anonymous No.725042898 [Report] >>725043512
>>725037037 (OP)
The greatest thing about this game, is that a grafx artist drew guybrush like a nirmal person after the game was revealed and he looked ten gazillion times better, lul. That will forever be this game's legacy.
Anonymous No.725043324 [Report] >>725043790
>>725042297
I think people who enjoy that kind of art are souless golem.
Anonymous No.725043512 [Report] >>725043905
>>725042898
Anonymous No.725043790 [Report]
>>725043324
Sseth in his Starfield video gives the exact reason why fans are willing to praise the artstyle of the game
https://youtu.be/J0nPx9R59C0?t=340
Anonymous No.725043905 [Report] >>725044103
>>725043512
still terrible but not as bad
Anonymous No.725043936 [Report]
>>725042753
spot on, SQ6 was painful, MI3 seemed to copy the style and I never really gave it a fair try, guess got two good games to try before finishing the abomination from OP, thanks guise
Anonymous No.725043987 [Report]
I see his latest cookie cutter 2D roguelike is already getting blasted, just a few days after launch.
Anonymous No.725043990 [Report] >>725044096
>>725037037 (OP)
You consider the art style disgusting yet you've still bought the game. Are you retarded?
Anonymous No.725044096 [Report]
>>725043990
I was hoping I would get sucked in by the story and stop paying too much attention to gfx. I was wrong.
Anonymous No.725044103 [Report]
>>725043905
A gazillion times better than dicknose on the left
Anonymous No.725044296 [Report] >>725044748 >>725044843
Is Day of the Tentacle Remastered worth a playthrough?
Anonymous No.725044748 [Report]
>>725044296
Absolutely worth it if you like Back to the Future movie.
Anonymous No.725044843 [Report]
>>725044296
if it's like MI2 remaster where you can switch to OG graphics at any time, yeah definitely
Anonymous No.725044960 [Report]
>>725042297
kek, I remember that. he deleted all the posts and disabled the comments. someone even posted picrel to show how the game should have looked, and he just shrugged it off.
Anonymous No.725045071 [Report]
>>725037037 (OP)
You know the game was a disappointment when it got overshadowed by the Monkey Island content in Sea of Thieves.
Anonymous No.725045097 [Report] >>725046518
>>725037037 (OP)
we got to install microwave owens, custom kitchen deliveries
we got move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color tvs
Anonymous No.725045265 [Report]
>>725042297
>He called them "retro fascists"
I liked how he ignored people pointing out that the remakes also looked better.
Anonymous No.725045353 [Report]
>>725037984
>That game only serves as proof ron was carried by everyone else at Lucasarts and can't make good games on his own.
Imo Ron was outed as a hack writer like 15 years ago with Deathspank. That game was painfully unfunny and boring to play.

>>725042297
Actual mental illness
Anonymous No.725046169 [Report]
>>725037037 (OP)
bump
Anonymous No.725046313 [Report] >>725046468
>>725037964
5 is cute.
Not worth paying for, but worth one play/watchthrough
Anonymous No.725046468 [Report] >>725047397
>>725046313
Tales? It doesn't look great, but I liked it.
Anonymous No.725046472 [Report]
I WANT MY MTV
Anonymous No.725046518 [Report] >>725046605
>>725045097
Don't insult that music video by comparing it to this trash
Anonymous No.725046572 [Report]
>>725037037 (OP)
>Paying money for something that looks like that
Anonymous No.725046605 [Report]
>>725046518
see the little faggot with the earring and make-up?
yeah that's his own post
Anonymous No.725046756 [Report]
>>725039930
It wasn't a hate letter, it was just his ego.
He always viewed Monkey Island as an analogue for what he was doing at the time.
So MI1 was about a young wannabe trying to prove himself. MI2 was about a guy who had just gotten a hit, desperate and unsure to follow up on his success.

So he made MI6 into a game about being past your prime, longing over past glorious.
So it's very nostalgic and overwrought and doesn't really care about it's own story.
Anonymous No.725046952 [Report]
>>725042297
MI3 was better than 2 anyway.
Anonymous No.725047397 [Report]
>>725046468
Tales is fun if you love Monkey Island lore and characters.
It's the game which takes its own lore and history very seriously.
Which is novel for the series.

But the visuals are very bad. In line with Tell Tale's first two Sam and Max games
Anonymous No.725047720 [Report] >>725047915
>>725039521
Replace the hideous art style of OP with this incredibly basic boring art style instead? I don't know which I dislike more.
Anonymous No.725047915 [Report] >>725048172
>>725047720
>hand crafted, gorgeous 2d art
>boring
get your eyes checked
Anonymous No.725047981 [Report] >>725048317 >>725049170
>>725037037 (OP)
the SoT tie-in was better.
Anonymous No.725048172 [Report]
>>725047915
It's painfully plain. Post some better ones and maybe you can change my mind.
Anonymous No.725048302 [Report]
>>725037037 (OP)
MONEY FOR NOTHING
CHICKS FOR FREE
Anonymous No.725048317 [Report] >>725049170
>>725047981
>the SoT tie-in was better.
Based kino enjoyer
Anonymous No.725049170 [Report]
>>725047981
>>725048317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvjHsrUPvQ8
damn, it looks nice. someone did a great job on that.
Anonymous No.725049290 [Report]
>>725037037 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLy0Vorgc0E