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Anonymous No.725084143 [Report] >>725084430 >>725084456 >>725084659 >>725084915 >>725087206 >>725092696 >>725092792
theres literally nothing wrong with assassin's creed if you're not an autistic reverse SJW.
Anonymous No.725084253 [Report] >>725084636
If you've played two of them, one made before and one made after witcher 3, you've played them all.
Anonymous No.725084313 [Report]
Is this the dogshit opinions thread? Mass Effect 3 was a good game and a satisfying send off for the trilogy.
Anonymous No.725084430 [Report]
>>725084143 (OP)
Anonymous No.725084456 [Report] >>725084714 >>725088719
>>725084143 (OP)
Black Flag was written much better than everything that came after it. And yes, I'm aware that some dipshits would call it "woke" for having a competent Mary Read, Adewale, and missions where you antagonize Dutch Slavers in it.

That doesn't change the fact that everything that's come since has been pandering dogshit full of "redemptive" Progressive Stack tokenism that ruins everything.
Anonymous No.725084586 [Report]
Anonymous No.725084636 [Report]
>>725084253
i dont need to make a food analogy to show how this doesnt matter
Anonymous No.725084659 [Report] >>725084807
>>725084143 (OP)
its kinda just slop, anon.
Anonymous No.725084714 [Report] >>725086323
>>725084456
Black Flag was the best because pirate ships, it's really that simple. They've never innovated since.
Anonymous No.725084807 [Report] >>725084846 >>725092989
>>725084659
Anonymous No.725084846 [Report]
>>725084807
it's basically like that, yeah.

t. shredded meal prepper
Anonymous No.725084915 [Report]
>>725084143 (OP)
I firmly believe the series peaked with brotherhood and has since been on a general downward trend with each entry being weaker than the last
This is something wrong with assassin's creed
Anonymous No.725085061 [Report] >>725086417
Are any of the other settings better than Venice?
Anonymous No.725086323 [Report] >>725088014
>>725084714
I would do just about anything for a game that's a cross between Sid Meier's Pirates and AC4 Black Flag.

That's all I wanted Skull and Bones to be. But no, it had to be a fucking cushy airball assignment for Ubisoft golden boys, nearly defrauding the Singaporean government to make the shittiest live service in history.
Anonymous No.725086417 [Report]
>>725085061
I dunno, 1500 rome was really well done.
I also liked Florence more than Venice.
Anonymous No.725087206 [Report] >>725092831
>>725084143 (OP)
>play assassins creed at launch
>hate the modern day shit in the story and drop the game fairly quick along with the series
>years later
>see origins on a mega sale
>recall it being shilled somewhat as a decent entry
>drunkenly buy it and end up having fun running around ancient egypt
>think maybe I judged the series too soon and it's not that bad
>decide to buy odyssey
>it's shit
>decide to buy valhalla
>it's shit
>don't even realize they released mirage
>decide to buy shadows because I'm a weeb
>it's shit
my relationship with assassins creed has possibly been my most abusive
Anonymous No.725088014 [Report]
>>725086323
Add Caribbean: blood&gold into the pot
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.725088719 [Report]
>>725084456
>Black Flag was written much better than everything that came after it.
I don't know where people get this idea from. Pretty much every single one of Edward's friends are nonexistent in the story but the entire ending relies on you feeling sad about them and Edward reflecting on his time with them even though you barely experienced it with them and the entire time he was a pirate he was miserable and an immoral monster.
>Thatch is around for like two or three scenes max before he dies.
>Stede Bonnet was around for the intro, him becoming a pirate, and then you find out he died randomly when Edward is arrested.
>Hornigold is around for all of like two scenes, becomes a Templar, then you kill him when you just learn about his actual beliefs.
>Vane is an asshole, you get trapped on the island, and he goes insane so you kill him.
Mary is functionally the only one actually developed as a character because she regularly pushes back on Edward's beliefs, she regularly talks about her goals as an Assassin, and she gets all the character development until they finally start focusing on Edward post-Adewale's betrayal.

Until Ade betrays him it's all meandering beating you over the head over and over how Edward is chasing money while everyone around him isn't as greedy or vain and are baffled how one-track and immoral Edward is. Black Flag feels like it only starts as a game or story after Edward becomes an Assassin when he's actually forced to confront his past and his actions, and the game ends like an hour after that.
Anonymous No.725092623 [Report] >>725093330
>finally get a game set in japan
>new age retards make you play as the ONE gay nigger in all of japan
anyone with a brain would be pissed.
Anonymous No.725092696 [Report]
>>725084143 (OP)
They made the same game for 15 years, then switched it up and now they've been making the second same game for 10 years.
Anonymous No.725092792 [Report]
>>725084143 (OP)
There wasn't a good game since Black Flag
Anonymous No.725092831 [Report]
>>725087206
>skipped on the best games
Anonymous No.725092989 [Report] >>725094751
>>725084807
>shit is good if you do not have people telling you not to eat it saars
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.725093330 [Report] >>725094656
>>725092623
He's not even gay, it's just that dumbasses don't play on Canon Mode and then pick the gay options for no reason. In Canon Mode (I.e. the correct mode) he wants to be with Rin but friendzones her because he knows it can't be despite her throwing herself at him so he gets depressed after he does so. He also wants to be with Oichi but can't because that would lead to a whole host of issues having a guy get with Nobunaga's surviving wife and everything that comes with that.

They seriously messed up not having "Canon Mode" on by default since it's defines every choice both characters make in the story exactly like how the Animus works, not this dumb "pick and choose" thing Odyssey introduced that has been a massive detriment to the series as a whole because now people want to make dialogue choices even though it literally makes no sense that you can. Dialogue choices should immediately desync you since it's not making you closer to the ancestor's memories, it's you choosing thereby giving yourself agency.

If you just mean picking him in general, yeah, Yasuke was such a dumb choice to make a playable MC. Taka is literally right there staring them in the face and they already had an established story with Memories that they didn't go with. Yasuke could have easily been a side characte who passed information to Taka and Naoe but no, he has to be fluent in Japanese, he has to have everyone call him the coolest guy around, everyone knows who he is to the point that literal bandits who have rags for clothes innawoods go "Yasuke-sama!", and it has huge ramifications for history because every NPC you meet knows who he is or says his actions will reverberate across the country yet no one's ever heard that he was literally spearheading Nobunaga's armies and killing notable figures after his death?

What sucks is that Yasuke is the best written character in the game so it's rubbing salt in the wound that could have gone to Taka.
Anonymous No.725094656 [Report]
>>725093330
i don't care, I should be playing as a JAPANESE assassin in the japanese assassin game not a NIGGER. faggotry shouldn't even be an option.
Anonymous No.725094751 [Report]
>>725092989
"good" is relative, paco
like you being a short sighted retard is exactly what your government whats you to be, therefore you're "good"