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Lemonmoder No.725100024 [Report] >>725100063 >>725100961 >>725101175 >>725101182 >>725101230 >>725102123 >>725102426
When does this game get good?
>go to location, kill some people, come back
>go to location, kill some people, come back
>go to location, kill some animals, come back
>go to location, kill some people, come back
>go to location, kill some people, come back

Is there a point where the game actually becomes good? Why were people praising the shit out of this game I’m about to slip into a fucking coma
Anonymous No.725100063 [Report] >>725100148 >>725100195
>>725100024 (OP)
First Rockstar game?
Anonymous No.725100148 [Report] >>725100639 >>725100768
>>725100063
Fuck off retard, ps2 rockstar games weren't like this
Lemonmoder No.725100195 [Report] >>725100639
>>725100063
At least I had a car in GTA and don’t have to follow the slowest goddamn horse in the world while listening to wooden plank #2 talk to wooden plank #1
Anonymous No.725100639 [Report] >>725100673 >>725100936
>>725100148
by ps2 you mean just Bully, faggot
>>725100195
In GTA you change the horse for a fucking car oh the tragedy
Lemonmoder No.725100673 [Report]
>>725100639
Car has radio station

Horse has nothing so they supplement with old guy talking about shit I don’t care about
Anonymous No.725100768 [Report] >>725100936
>>725100148
yes they were, just replace the horse with a car
Anonymous No.725100936 [Report] >>725100983
>>725100639
>>725100768
Nigger tier posts, kys
Anonymous No.725100961 [Report] >>725101110
>>725100024 (OP)
>play game
>look for plants for no particular reason, I'm just always curious what real plants are in a game
>kill a bear
>the skin is full of holes and is worth half nothing
>friend says I need to sell horse
>get shitty horse
>get in fight with big guy
>win fight
>everyone is mad at me because I Syko Stu'd him and now he's all fucked up
>ride to some other place
>get shot
That was my experience playing RDR2
Anonymous No.725100983 [Report] >>725101149
>>725100936
Be must upsetting realizing you're a dumb motherfucker
Lemonmoder No.725101110 [Report]
>>725100961
Sounds like an average Skyrim experience minus the guns
Anonymous No.725101149 [Report] >>725101320
>>725100983
You're a disingenuous nigger and anyone who played the ps2 games can tell because the missions are varied and creative
Not wasting any more time with you, kys
Anonymous No.725101175 [Report]
>>725100024 (OP)
It doesn't. Just another rockslop.
Anonymous No.725101182 [Report]
>>725100024 (OP)
>imagine RDR2, a cowboy outlaw wild west game
>in which you cant actually do any cowboy outlaw wild west shit
>all you can do is go fishing in a river
>if you try to do cowboy outlaw wild west stuff, like shooting somebody, 900 cops with GPS satellite thermal navigation will immidiately pop up 5 meters behind you and ruin whatever fun you had planned to have
thanks rockstar.
Anonymous No.725101230 [Report] >>725103737 >>725105330
>>725100024 (OP)
RDR2 was the worst game i have ever played.
It was the shittiest of the smelliest of all the turds, but wrapped with pretty graphics.

quite possibly the worst written game in the world, with the most unlikable characters ever written.

>80% of literally ALL the games dialogue is about:
>blacks are abused by bad whitey
>indians are abused by bad whitey
>women are abused by bad whitey

there is a feminist parade mission.
and a whole series of "save the prosecuted indians" missions - best part - you cant even run through these missions.

the game blocks my walk fast/run buttons, and forces me to slowly walk up a mountain for 30 minutes, while im forced to listen to dialogues how bad ebil whiteys are prosecuting the poor indians.

>arthur the dumbass faggot is rampaging around america murdering people and saying killing is bad

when he said he's dying from the coof i thought:
>good, just die already and let the game finish you insufferable faggot

little did i know, that wasnt the end.
i had to press X for an hour and watch a house get built as John.

>but but but but this is a 100/100 game!
>look at how horses shit melts snow!

fuck off.
Anonymous No.725101320 [Report]
>>725101149
Drink a shot of nitric acid subhuman waste
Anonymous No.725102123 [Report] >>725103759
>>725100024 (OP)
Never
It's a steaming pile of shit. The only good game made by rockstar is Max Payne 3
Anonymous No.725102426 [Report] >>725102665
>>725100024 (OP)
Lol have you even played the game? It's more like

>watch movieslop
>ride slowly to location with NPC while they chat some bs
>watch movieslop
>shoot a couple fellers
>ride horse and run away, while shooting a couple more fellers on horse back
>mission complete - bronze medal since you didn't do it quick enough even though 90% of it was forced to do everything slow by the game
Anonymous No.725102665 [Report]
>>725102426
its shocking how bad it is, im pretty sure its THE worst game rockstar ever made.
motherfucking GTA 1 is more fun to play than this boring shit.
Anonymous No.725103643 [Report] >>725104145
Crazy how everyone loves RDR2 but now there's daily threads shitting on it. /v/ is full of miserable people
Anonymous No.725103737 [Report]
>>725101230
based
Anonymous No.725103759 [Report]
>>725102123
You need to play MP1 and 2.
Anonymous No.725104145 [Report]
>>725103643
by "everyone" you mean zoomers that never experienced a movie game before RDR2
Anonymous No.725105330 [Report]
>>725101230
>>look at how horses shit melts snow!
chat is that real?