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Anonymous No.725136421 [Report] >>725136558 >>725136889 >>725137207 >>725138006 >>725138806 >>725139150 >>725140576 >>725141048 >>725141827 >>725142020 >>725142754 >>725145010 >>725147862 >>725159676 >>725161286 >>725165374
Haydee
>Ruins her design by giving her America-face in the sequel
>Doubles down in the 3rd game
Anonymous No.725136558 [Report] >>725136596 >>725158121
>>725136421 (OP)
>>Doubles down in the 3rd game
Based
Anonymous No.725136596 [Report] >>725140769 >>725144025 >>725151080 >>725153087 >>725155694 >>725156816 >>725157265 >>725157289 >>725158528 >>725160895 >>725165109 >>725165654
>>725136558
Anon...
Anonymous No.725136639 [Report] >>725147327 >>725153098 >>725164987
Unpopular opinion: I like the face.
A 5/10 face is an important feature for a proper slampig, she's working as intended.
Anonymous No.725136889 [Report]
>>725136421 (OP)
you are a ungrateful TWAT
when i was your age we used to have lan parties playing HAYDEE 1 and we would take turns playing and stroking our shit and the first one to nut would have to suck everyone off
you kids are lucky you have those automatic dingaling suckers
anyways what was i saying
ah yes
don't play donkey kong bananza
the game is a portal to hell and donkey kong is actually the caanite god belelzebub trying to make a deal with you
Anonymous No.725137207 [Report] >>725164987
>>725136421 (OP)
I think the ugly face is good, made for rough anal pounding without remorse
Anonymous No.725138006 [Report]
>>725136421 (OP)
>3rd game
What.

I didn't even know that Haydee had a sequel. Wasn't the whole point of the game that you had a big titty android with no face? Why remove the one defining feature of the game with the sequel?
Anonymous No.725138806 [Report] >>725147192
>>725136421 (OP)
This. Faceless robopussy is pure sexo.
https://x.com/FredericLambert/status/1986323435937800406
Anonymous No.725139150 [Report] >>725139948 >>725142974 >>725161450
>>725136421 (OP)
>Expecting quality out of a dogshit walking coomer slop game
Anonymous No.725139948 [Report] >>725142974
>>725139150
first one was a metroidvania platformer, but i've read in the sequel they removed all the climbing stuff.
Anonymous No.725140576 [Report]
>>725136421 (OP)
>Went from even having doujins made to nothing
Many such cases
Truly lighting bugs in a bottle, smothered by retardation
Anonymous No.725140769 [Report]
>>725136596
Dios mio,La Creatura!
Anonymous No.725141048 [Report]
>>725136421 (OP)
Completely killed the character, what a travesty.
Anonymous No.725141827 [Report]
>>725136421 (OP)
Mods at least help with that still can't bring myself to finish the games though
Anonymous No.725142020 [Report] >>725143280 >>725144557
>>725136421 (OP)
It wouldn't be so bad it the face wasn't so fucking ugly or at least covered her upper face leaving only her mouth exposed. Also I'm more fucking pissed over the fact the dev had TWO sequels to add sex yet he continues to blue ball us instead. We live in an era where eroge is being sold on steam. Stop fucking blue balling us.
Anonymous No.725142754 [Report]
>>725136421 (OP)
Her face makes her look obtainable which is hot to me
Anonymous No.725142974 [Report]
>>725139150
haydee 1 and 3 are legitimately fantastic with Haydee 1 particularly being absolutely fantastic
>>725139948
I hate Haydee 2. It's actually a bad re-like on top of being an improper sequel to Haydee 1 because yes, there is no fucking jumping
Anonymous No.725143120 [Report] >>725144678 >>725147672 >>725151126
3 combines everything about 1 and 2 and easily the best in the series.
They also included the helm from the off, for those who hate the goblin face.
Anonymous No.725143193 [Report] >>725147492
im a tits guy
Anonymous No.725143280 [Report]
>>725142020
>at least covered her upper face leaving only her mouth exposed
this is always a good option
Anonymous No.725143579 [Report] >>725143674 >>725143764 >>725167602
I see the creator is a fan of her.
Anonymous No.725143662 [Report]
Fuck this game.
Anonymous No.725143674 [Report] >>725160664
>>725143579
Do people really fuck their maids in the kitchen?
Anonymous No.725143764 [Report]
>>725143579
I don't get it she looks nothing like the girl on the right
Anonymous No.725143776 [Report]
>expects a coomer retard dev whos character has comically huge tits-ass to have a taste
found your problem
Anonymous No.725143837 [Report]
ignore the retard above
Anonymous No.725144025 [Report]
>>725136596
I don't know man, that rack has an halo effect.
Anonymous No.725144557 [Report]
>>725142020
>covered her upper face leaving only her mouth exposed.
Absolutely based taste.
Anonymous No.725144678 [Report]
>>725143120
>has to lean way back to make room for tits
>even robot arms start struggling immediately due to weight of tits, ass and metal
this is exactly the kind of overly specific fetish scenario i can get behind
Anonymous No.725144965 [Report]
That remind me, I have to beat the second one but I kind of lost some of the desire to play it when I started to miss the platforming.
1 had a bit too much so I was hoping they would tone down some of the more egregious stuff but instead they completely removed it from a game that was essentially a puzzle platformer.
That is such a weird decision.
Anonymous No.725145010 [Report] >>725145895 >>725145956
>>725136421 (OP)
Just fix it with mods. You don't even need to download anything, the head swap piece is already in the game. Fixing the body might take a bit more work.
Anonymous No.725145895 [Report] >>725147312
>>725145010
The steam version has mods already to go in the workshop and all you have to do is click a checkbox.
Easiest modding ever.
Anonymous No.725145956 [Report]
>>725145010
Devs who misunderstand a IP and brands fundamental appeal is worrying.

It's like what happened when the Atlyss developer wanted to censor some of the extreme body sliders in the game.
As a developer, you are not making a game in service of yourself, but in service of the community that actually supports the game.
The reason why developers try to pivot away from these niche communities is because they believe it's what is holding their game back from achieving general audience appeal, it's pure narcissism deluding their decision making.

There has never once been a successful developer with a niche core fanbase that changed course with their game against the wishes of the original fans to appeal to safe mass market appeal.
Look at Skullgirls.
Look at Summertime Saga.
Look at Subverse.

Haydee dev made the biggest mistake a developer could do,"knowing what's best."
Anonymous No.725146171 [Report] >>725146817
Tf is this game about. All i ever see is ass shots of this robot thing climbing over third person shooter obstacles. Is this even a fucking game? Tf do you even do? Is it like a gay portal for ass fags, instead of foot fags?
Anonymous No.725146349 [Report] >>725146397 >>725146659 >>725146750 >>725146987 >>725153268 >>725155838 >>725156035 >>725157629 >>725161825 >>725163606 >>725164987
Also this chick isn't even ugly i don't see what you morons are whining about
Anonymous No.725146397 [Report] >>725146615
>>725146349
Oh god, the goblino defence league has arrived.
Anonymous No.725146615 [Report]
>>725146397
Haydeez nuts
Anonymous No.725146659 [Report] >>725147085
>>725146349
Bulbous nose and injection lips are not attractive to anybody who is not a bimbo fetishist.
Anonymous No.725146749 [Report]
fucking daz3d models trying to escape the shitty f95zone weg purgatory they belong in
Anonymous No.725146750 [Report]
>>725146349
It's not about whether the flesh face is ugly or beautiful, it's that it exists at all.
Anonymous No.725146765 [Report]
Ziggers are mentally black
Anonymous No.725146817 [Report] >>725158204
>>725146171
Haydee 1 is vertical resident evil 4 - survival platformer because jumping
Haydee 2 is shitty resident evil - exploration game with resource management and shooting
Haydee 3 is a bit of mix of the two with more elements from 1 than 2 thankfully. Jumping back, but it's mostly for puzzles rather than exploration - survival action game

3 revealed that the plot is kinda shittythe player character haydee's are the culmination of a cloning process that is repeating because people keep thinking they can control the haydees. The original was literally a kidnapped woman converted into a sex doll that activated and escaped a doomsday scenario only to die off screen and have the tech inside of her scavenged and cloned by some other group who eventually had their clones turn into terminators and the terminators started cloning again only to create the MC of Haydee 3 who is the perfect clone who gets to do things that the other clones can't because this is a future with gene scanning and shit. It is stated by the dev that he wants this cycle to continue with Haydee 2 and 3 being prequels to Haydee 1 where Haydee 1 is the process of 3 again except in the future.
Anonymous No.725146987 [Report]
>>725146349
Masked bimbo fetish is the only thing keeping the Haydee community alive.
Anonymous No.725147085 [Report]
>>725146659
Fucking moron galaxy tits and a medicine ball ass is only appealing to niggers, brasilians and hyper-fetishists. I just see a woman with huge tits. Is she a better design with the mask, definitely, but by virtue of going outside i see worse goblins on the regular. ANY anon would not give two shits about any of those gay ass facial features if they woke up with a woman with an exaggerated body like haydeez nuts.
Anonymous No.725147192 [Report]
>>725138806
i want to put my dick in that hand so badly
Anonymous No.725147312 [Report] >>725148926
>>725145895
If I rated games based on mods, the best porn game is Skyrim, the best Pokemon game is Dominions 6, and the best Metroid crossover is Haydee.

I don't rate games based on mods.
Anonymous No.725147327 [Report]
>>725136639
this man is right
Anonymous No.725147358 [Report]
why are robots so sexy, fuck i ruined multiple alexa spots and automatic door opener what is wrong with me?
Anonymous No.725147492 [Report]
>>725143193
then you're eating good
Anonymous No.725147672 [Report] >>725148176 >>725148336
>>725143120
Is the level/puzzle/ambush design alright? I saw the return of stupid fucking joke posters halfway through tutorial and bailed.
Anonymous No.725147862 [Report] >>725147952
>>725136421 (OP)
I really, really want to drag my erect penis over a live motherboard, but im scared i will ruin her.
Anonymous No.725147952 [Report]
>>725147862
why /v/ why
Anonymous No.725148114 [Report]
does robo sexuality feel good?
Anonymous No.725148176 [Report]
>>725147672
It's a good game, just has a bunch of dumb posters that's all.
Anonymous No.725148336 [Report]
>>725147672
not robotic enough, neither lore nor gameplay
Anonymous No.725148926 [Report]
>>725147312
No one is rating the game based on mods and there already is an option in game to change the face to the older style.
I'm just pointing out other options to a very minor issue.
Anonymous No.725150384 [Report] >>725150473 >>725159392
what would you do if some evil corporation put your brain in a haydee body?
Anonymous No.725150473 [Report]
>>725150384
idk schlick to my robot titties in a mirror
Anonymous No.725151080 [Report]
>>725136596
You don't understand. The appeal of a butter face with an amazing body in a skimpy outfit surviving in a lonely eerie environment with gooner monsters is incredibly hot. The only thing Haydee is missing is combat rape desu
Anonymous No.725151126 [Report]
>>725143120
Did they fix the dogshit movement controls, or do you still have to aim down sights to not fly off the ledge on narrow platforms?
Anonymous No.725152498 [Report] >>725153006
Anonymous No.725153006 [Report]
>>725152498
for me, it was the mod that put marie's head on angel's body, with a shotgun mod too
Anonymous No.725153087 [Report]
>>725136596
The eyes make her look old and stupid. The line makes her look old and frumpy. I don't like fat old Orchid from Killer Instinct
Anonymous No.725153098 [Report]
>>725136639
You're right and ignore anyone who says otherwise
Anonymous No.725153268 [Report]
>>725146349
It's not even a problem in three because you can cover it up
Anonymous No.725155694 [Report]
>>725136596
I genuinely believe its just the nose... its likes so out of fucking place like it should be on a Saturday morning cartoon character. I just cant explain it too well.
Anonymous No.725155838 [Report]
>>725146349
it's the nose and lip fillers
Anonymous No.725156035 [Report]
>>725146349
reminds me of hl2 cinematic mod
Anonymous No.725156816 [Report] >>725157289 >>725158694 >>725161369
>>725136596
Anonymous No.725157265 [Report]
>>725136596
>models her after some porn actress who has been spermed on hundreds of times
men are mentally ill
Anonymous No.725157289 [Report]
>>725136596
>>725156816
I see... it was the WEG effect of adding way too much detail on the face all along.
Anonymous No.725157629 [Report]
>>725146349
Anonymous No.725158121 [Report] >>725159152
>>725136558
>t. Faggot
Using "based" is the tell-tale sign that you're homosexual degenerate
Anonymous No.725158204 [Report]
>>725146817
I thought there was some element of kidnapping women to turn them into the big breasted cyborgs.
Anonymous No.725158528 [Report]
>>725136596
I personally hate how they covered her up more than the face
Anonymous No.725158694 [Report] >>725158839 >>725160585
>>725156816
>Girls need to have no facial features just like my animes or they aren't attractive!
Anonymous No.725158839 [Report]
>>725158694
CORRECT
Anonymous No.725159152 [Report]
>>725158121
seethe
Anonymous No.725159392 [Report]
>>725150384
Be pissed that it wasn't Sterling Robotics.
Anonymous No.725159676 [Report]
>>725136421 (OP)
I'm vouching for the fact that you CAN play through most of this game with one hand by mapping the most important controls to a gaming mouse (e.g. G502). A lot of it works, even the platforming, though I have long forgotten how I configured it.
Anonymous No.725160116 [Report] >>725160263 >>725160973
>get rid of the repulsive nigress tier proportions by installing pic related before starting a new playthrough
yep, it's time to game
Anonymous No.725160263 [Report]
>>725160116
Soulless.
Anonymous No.725160585 [Report]
>>725158694
Why do you think women wear all that makeup?
Anonymous No.725160664 [Report]
>>725143674
It's the 2nd most convenient place when you factor in post coitus cleaning.
Anonymous No.725160895 [Report] >>725161427 >>725163530
>>725136596
Anonymous No.725160970 [Report]
BIGGER!
Anonymous No.725160973 [Report] >>725162167
>>725160116
you dont understand anon, by their own admission in this thread people who are into this game are attracted by abominable trash. They like the fact that she is morbidly obese. They like her being ugly and grotesque. This is what they are after, not beauty, it was never about beauty.

At least now i understand the appeal and am less confused as to why the first game was popular.
Anonymous No.725161105 [Report] >>725164987
>noooooo you can't goon over a brown plaphog with a busted face and dick sucking lips noooooo le beauty save me niggerman
Anonymous No.725161286 [Report]
>>725136421 (OP)
fat Haydee...
Anonymous No.725161327 [Report]
for me it's the fullbody robot conversion with 0 flesh or soft parts
Anonymous No.725161369 [Report]
>>725156816
Improved dramatically. Was that so hard?
Anonymous No.725161427 [Report]
>>725160895
Improved! Perfect.
Anonymous No.725161450 [Report]
>>725139150
It's a good start, but you could stand to shove a few more newfag buzzwords in there. Throw in a couple of "tranny" or "unironically."
Anonymous No.725161825 [Report] >>725163606 >>725166081
>>725146349
>this chick isn't even ugly

nigga what
Anonymous No.725162167 [Report] >>725162618 >>725164987
>>725160973
You went through all that mental gymnastics just to try and work out why people like big tits, wide hips and thick thighs. An impressive level of retardation.
Anonymous No.725162618 [Report]
>>725162167
it's a troll. there's no way there is someone who doesn't understand the concept of charm; he's acting like we're loving Frida Kalo's self portrait rather than appreciating Anne of Cleves except she's stacked
seriously. don't tell that guy that the majority of men are going to marry and love average looking girls
Anonymous No.725163530 [Report]
>>725160895
so much better
Anonymous No.725163606 [Report]
>>725146349
>>725161825
dios mio.....
Anonymous No.725164987 [Report]
>>725162167
see
>>725136639
>>725137207
>>725146349
>>725161105

this IS the bodytype of that face type. it all makes sense now
Anonymous No.725165109 [Report]
>>725136596
Ew
Anonymous No.725165321 [Report]
why is she even a person, I thought it was supposed to be a robot
Anonymous No.725165374 [Report]
>>725136421 (OP)
3rd game flopped hahaha
Anonymous No.725165654 [Report]
>>725136596
Might've went overboard but i just hate the black lines on her face
Anonymous No.725165746 [Report]
>le WEG face
Anonymous No.725166081 [Report] >>725166428
>>725161825
i don't get the naruto headband thing
Anonymous No.725166428 [Report]
>>725166081
Shes balding, and it hides her 6head.
Anonymous No.725167602 [Report]
>>725143579
Name of the right chick?
Anonymous No.725168568 [Report]
her real name is Kay Davia, if you don't know this you didn't beat the games