Thread 725185515

The collapse of the USSR is one of the greatest achievements of the human race. Old foes united to defeat of the most monstrous empires in history. And there are NO games about this?

Where's the Soviet Wolfenstein?
Where's the Hitman mission in Soviet Russia where I can kill Stalin?
Where's the collect-a-thon game with objectives like 'burn 100 Soviet flags'?
Where's the political sim where you play as an Eastern Bloc nation and resist the Soviet terror?

Kill yourself nazi

>>725185515 (OP)
I hate NATOshitters with all my being.
t. balt

>>725185515 (OP)
>Old foes united to defeat of the most monstrous empires in history
But Anglokike hegemony is only just cracking.

>>725186326
Kill yourself trannoid

>>725185515 (OP)
Russia collapsed 93487 times and yet all of NATO keeps shitting itself for some reason. Just how strong was Russia originally if it's still so horrifying after 382373 collapses??

>>725185515 (OP)
>>>/k/

>>725186561
Russia has only ever been a paper tiger.

There has never been a situation where Russia actually lived up to its own hype, every single time they are tested it turns out they are incompetent and poor.

>>725186561
Russia has a large reserve of hordelings
The bright side about the 700 day 3 day special operation is that Russia's demographics will be absolutely fucked from here on out, so their only options are to capitulate, mass import africans or become China's vassal

Hey, did you know that the Russian Federation has shill farms called Glavset that frequently post on this website to try to derail discussion to distract from failures of the Russian state?

>>725185515 (OP)
It collapsed under its own weight

Ignoring the most obvious /pol/ bait imaginable, how is the new CITK?

>>725186270
I want a game where I can Andrew Ryan Lenin

>>725186709
Why not all of the above?

>>725186905
There's a new one? I remember playing the original on DOS and liking it very much but I got shot by the military every time I tried to do a party hard-liner playthrough while the very first time I played Yeltsin I won. Rigged, I tell you.

>>725185515 (OP)
Russian can't into games and are too butthurt that putin can't ass rape them as hard as Stalin did. Those who can just don't care, USSR had practically zero cultural impact outside of it's own territories. And it collapsed in really pathetic anticlimactic way

>>725186561
If NATO didn't help russia rebuild itself 93487 times, things might have played out differently, but what can you expect from retards that import towelheads.

>>725185515 (OP)
USSR was based and trad

>>725187048
>I got shot by the military every time I tried to do a party hard-liner playthrough while the very first time I played Yeltsin I won
kek I had the same experience. couldn't even get past the first year as a hardliner.

>>725185515 (OP)
>The collapse of the USSR is one of the greatest achievements of the human race.
A declining empire of their own volition to peacefully terminate it's existence rather than try to drag everybody down with it kicking and screaming? I agree, but not for the reasons you think/

>Old foes united to defeat of the most monstrous empires in history
That was world war 2.

>And there are NO games about this?
What the fuck would i be about? Playing as Gorbachov and calling it quit?

>>725186270
Have you ever tried not telling the Euros about Chernobyl? I always did and am still wondering what would've happened if I didn't. Might as well reinstall I guess.

Historical tragedy being correct atm. Russian and American astronauts could have been on Mars right now if we picked a different timeline.

>>725185515 (OP)
Slavs were a fucking mistake.

t.slav

We do nothing but spread misery.

>>725187487
Blame the USA on being insanely hostile and the USSR on honestly not having much fight in them after Stalin and Khrushchev.

USSR was largely needed to keep countries like Hungary and Romania in check but the USA couldn't accept that.

>>725187108
>Russian can't into games
Owlcat?

>>725187593
>USSR was largely needed to keep countries like Hungary and Romania in check
>countries like Hungary and Romania in check
>in check
What in the actual fuck am I reading?

>>725187698
Hungary and Romania are run by warmongering insane nationalists that will drag all of Europe with them out of petty spite. They need a strong autocrat to keep them in check and stop them from selling their children into slavery to buy more weapons.

>>725187593
>keep Hungary in check
from doing what?

>>725187698
Communists were the only ones to make gypsies behave as semi-civilized.

Russia had some devil tier shit luck. They had constant revolutions and terrible times since 2 centuries, famines after famines, wars upon wars, technologically they were never able to keep up, they were broke and life was absurdly terrible. Then in comes WW1, The Civil War, WW2, to fuck up the whole population, and if it wasnt enough in comes Stalin to fuck up the country even more.

>>725187593
Thats the most retarded post ive read here in a very long time. These countries even today wouldnt be able to invade local LIDL in Estonia nigga what the actual fuck are you smoking about keeping two small shitholes in check.

>>725187782
See also Yugoslavia, Bulgaria, Lithuanian, and Germany before the allies basically corrected them into submission.

>>725185515 (OP)
make it yourself
oh right you're not talented or smart enough lmao

>>725185515 (OP)
As a commie, this would be based.
USSR was never a Proletariat-controlled state and Stalin basically killed the communist dream in its crib. Least he should get in return is a bullet to his skull in the latest COD.

>>725187805
From kick starting world war 3 because they are somehow still bitter over losing Transylvania.

>>725187853
They are small shitholes, yes. But they are small shitholes that only exist to stir up trouble. Giving them any level of freedom and they will instantly start destabilizing Europe.

>>725185515 (OP)
>achievements
huh?

>>725186481
Nazis were troons, while the USSR was notoriously anti-LGBT.

>>725187917
According to your logic russia should experience nuclear holocaust then since someone has to keep them in check.

>>725187904
I'm glad you understand because at this point in time "communism" became a buzzword. Still, you admit you're against private property (that I own) so you'll be getting that bullet in the head as well. Nothing personal.

>>725186709
>The bright side about the 700 day 3 day special operation is that Russia's demographics will be absolutely fucked from here on out
Pictured: the catastrophic collapse in question (Crimea not included)

>>725187992
Yes, and?

>>725187992
They shouldn't because they are needed to keep Hungarians and Romanians in check.

>>725187845
That's the thing we will adapt to any shit the world is gonna throw at us.

modern russia is the new hitler nazis bad guys of the contemporary day.

>>725186414
Let me guess, you're one of those orc offsprings left behind by the fall of the USSR. No real Balt would side with Russia in any circumstance. t. Actual balt

>>725188068
Fair enough then. I though you will start doing gold medal on olympics tier mental gymnastics but you went through with consistency at least.

>>725186709
Nice try but Russia is demographically stable.

>>725188150
Trump is the new Hitler bad guy.

>>725188163
That wasn't me.

My opinion is we need Russia to keep Germans, Romanians, and Hungarians in check. Also China to a lesser extent.

>>725188180
trump and putin russia are both modern day hitlers. the script doesnt need to be exactly the same.