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Anonymous No.725190564 [Report] >>725190587 >>725191686 >>725192814 >>725199731 >>725215960
Many 'Noas. Klonoas galore. More Klos than you know what to do with.
Anonymous No.725190587 [Report] >>725190989
>>725190564 (OP)
>than you know what to do with.
I know exactly what to do with them
Anonymous No.725190989 [Report]
>>725190587
And what would that be?
Anonymous No.725191521 [Report] >>725191623
How ya all doing fellow girl lovers!
Anonymous No.725191623 [Report]
>>725191521
I LIKE KEMOSHOTAS
PRETTY KITTY SHOTAS
Anonymous No.725191686 [Report] >>725191730 >>725191836 >>725192376
>>725190564 (OP)
pedo game
Anonymous No.725191730 [Report]
>>725191686
tonde game
Anonymous No.725191836 [Report]
>>725191686
>calls out niche properties
>not big franchises owned by Nintendo
coward
Anonymous No.725191950 [Report] >>725192064 >>725192783
>Simpsons has city level
>Klonoa 2 has city level

>Simpsons has amusement park level
>Klonoa 2 has amusement park level

>Simpsons has museum level
>Klonoa 2 has museum level

>Simpsons has power plant level
>Klonoa 2 has power plant level


SIMSPONS DID IT! SIMPSONS DID IT!
Anonymous No.725192064 [Report]
>>725191950
Klonoa: Eat my shorts!
Anonymous No.725192376 [Report]
>>725191686
homo take
Anonymous No.725192604 [Report]
Baby Sorrow
Anonymous No.725192783 [Report]
>>725191950
>there's no shopping mall level in Klonoa 2
maybe the ruins of sadness...
Anonymous No.725192814 [Report]
>>725190564 (OP)
Kemoshota peepee!
Anonymous No.725193123 [Report]
>Klonoa: You will become overpowered on semen retention!
>Sorrow: Huh?
Anonymous No.725193297 [Report] >>725193571 >>725193756
klonoa's used briefs...
Anonymous No.725193571 [Report]
>>725193297
You better be a woman, or this post is gay
Anonymous No.725193756 [Report]
>>725193297
I thought the tat doujin reposted in threads showed he doesn't wear boxers of briefs, but goes commando...
Anonymous No.725193998 [Report]
Lolo settling with the next best thing to Klonoa and personally training Sorrow to be a priest!
Anonymous No.725194136 [Report] >>725194213 >>725218532
Anonymous No.725194213 [Report] >>725194398
>>725194136
Gay zoomers playing the demake and thinking they have any right to do analysis
Anonymous No.725194343 [Report] >>725194454
New bottom voiced review just dropped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COussw_N1-g
Anonymous No.725194398 [Report] >>725194470
>>725194213
you thinking that you've the right to judge someone else's faggotry
Anonymous No.725194454 [Report]
>>725194343
old
Anonymous No.725194470 [Report] >>725194559 >>725196923
>>725194398
Why shouldn't I? I don't believe in any incorrect theories, and furthermore, I'm straight.
Anonymous No.725194559 [Report] >>725194663 >>725196172
>>725194470
your opinions are worth about as much as this guy's are
Anonymous No.725194663 [Report] >>725194731
>>725194559
That's a low blow, don't compare me to him
Anonymous No.725194731 [Report]
>>725194663
He might even have seniority over you. idk
Anonymous No.725194874 [Report]
Reminder that it's officially No 'Noa November, so...
Anonymous No.725195078 [Report] >>725195127
Anonymous No.725195127 [Report] >>725195181
>>725195078
I fucking hate youtube commenters they should all be genocided
Anonymous No.725195181 [Report] >>725195560
>>725195127
no
Anonymous No.725195560 [Report] >>725195635 >>725200545
>>725195181
I really take infinitely more offense at the faggot who said he played the demake first than I do about any fig related theories
Anonymous No.725195635 [Report] >>725195716
>>725195560
So? It could be worse.
Anonymous No.725195716 [Report]
>>725195635
>tranny has no taste
And water is wet
Anonymous No.725195926 [Report] >>725196045
Anonymous No.725196045 [Report]
>>725195926
Without Klonoa there'd be no KoS.
Anonymous No.725196172 [Report] >>725196265
>>725194559
Klonoa uses the ring in Sonic and every deviantartfag instantly cums in their pants.
Anonymous No.725196265 [Report]
>>725196172
Anonymous No.725196904 [Report] >>725197025
Klonoa owes me
Anonymous No.725196923 [Report] >>725197256 >>725197545 >>725197626
>>725194470
>I don't believe in incorrect theories
Dogma and idiocy existing in harmony. Now where have I seen that before?
Anonymous No.725197025 [Report]
>>725196904
here you go
Anonymous No.725197254 [Report]
TONDE TONDE TONDE
Anonymous No.725197256 [Report]
>>725196923
>the fandom hasn't changed since 2008
2008, when he raged on Klonoa forums because the forum posters said his Super form is shit, until he got banned?
He's been seething ever since. Christ.
Anonymous No.725197274 [Report] >>725197597
A long time ago there was guy that made youtube poops that I was a fan of and he had Klonoa as pfp, but for the longest time I thought that was just an OC he had where he just recolored Tails, like those cheap OCs where people just color Sonic green and call it a day. Didn't help that other youtube poopers would make intentionally bad Tails recolors to make fun of him.
I looked him up to see what he's up to nowadays and he's a tranny now.
Thanks for visiting my blog.
Anonymous No.725197545 [Report] >>725197710
>>725196923
I’m really nothing like him
Anonymous No.725197597 [Report]
>>725197274
>I looked him up to see what he's up to nowadays and he's a tranny now.
It’s a fucking epidemic. I feel so bad for people who become ensnared by that fucking cult
Anonymous No.725197626 [Report]
>>725196923
>Nightmare Klonoa
>the canon one
Anonymous No.725197710 [Report] >>725197984
>>725197545
Well except for the fact that disagreement makes you seethe and you do stupid shit... yeah you're nothing alike.
Anonymous No.725197984 [Report] >>725198196
>>725197710
I really just passively disagree with your weird theories. I don’t autistically assert bizarre shit like super forms or no necks.
Anonymous No.725198196 [Report] >>725198402
>>725197984
Nah, you really went out of your way to make me "admit" shit at the start. Not very passive and slightly manipulative.
Anonymous No.725198402 [Report] >>725199958
>>725198196
What, like make you admit that the epilogue invalidates your theory? Pointing out obvious flaws is not manipulative, it’s just having a brain.
Anonymous No.725198503 [Report]
Anonymous No.725199181 [Report]
Do do do do do do do wahoo!
Kaze no Klonoa
He's a fag like you!
Anonymous No.725199617 [Report] >>725199882 >>725217140
klonoa is for faggots i like my small furry characters smarmy and cocky
Anonymous No.725199731 [Report] >>725216589
>>725190564 (OP)
Serious question do you ever see Klonoa making it? That is to become at least as successful as say.....Sly Cooper or Ape Escape. The sales of Klonoa are depressing.
Anonymous No.725199882 [Report] >>725216589
>>725199617
Ratchet stopped being like that after the first game because gamers didn't like him. And with each new sequel Ratchet became lamer than even Mickey Mouse. Seriously Ratchet lost his edge and characters like Sonic also lost his edge.

Its the curse of platformers the longer they go on the more the characters lost what made them who they are. And then you have what happened to Crash Bandicoot, he became outright retarded (that is the writers actually believe Crash is retarded when he actually isn't especially when compared to characters like Tiny Tiger).
Anonymous No.725199958 [Report] >>725200910
>>725198402
From a writing perspective it really doesn't invalidate it at all. Eternal Sonata (another Namco game) has cutscenes that "happen in the protagonist's subconscious" that the protagonist is completely unaware of. There's literally nothing that prevents an author from writing it as shorthand for some emotional or mental event. That's just using symbolic shorthand in your presentation.

Shorthand like the Terminator seeing the world through a red filter with MOS 6502 CPU commands in his FOV for example. That isn't literally what's happening in universe though because that'd be absolutely stupid, but it's kind of necessary when making movies.

Your argument hinges on that it would be a completely invalid way to portray a subconscious resolution that way. Which you're completely free to demonstrate if you want. It's a bit hard when there's at least one other Namco game that have done things in the way I say it's being used in this epilogue. Which demonstrates to me that it's a valid way to tell a story at the very least.
Anonymous No.725200545 [Report] >>725200910
>>725195560
You are an emotionally stunted manchild, a disgrace
Anonymous No.725200910 [Report] >>725201159 >>725223357
>>725199958
Once again he brings up Eternal Sonata. Might as well rename the thread to Eternal Sonata General with how much you talk about it. Oh wait, it's a Klonoa thread, not Eternal Sonata, so that's completely irrelevant. And regarding your assertion that the Terminator doesn't really see the world through a red filter with assembly language overlayed... uh, says fucking who? I see no reason whatsoever why that can't be the case, and the film shows it to us, so I have at least one reason to believe that's really what's happening, and zero reasons outside of your schizoid rambling to believe it's just a "symbolic shorthand".
>>725200545
I'm a disgrace? At least I don't jerk it to little boys like most of your fellow Klonoaposters and probably yourself.
Anonymous No.725201139 [Report] >>725201626
I wonder if this is the anon who will delete his posts.
Maybe it's a different anon. He hasn't called Klonoa infantile or mentioned Kingdom Hearts/Undertale yet.
Anonymous No.725201159 [Report] >>725201626 >>725202302
>>725200910
Well it's not like there's that big pool of works to draw from. My only point was to demonstrate that the "silver bullet" you thought you held is no such thing. You're just rigid in the way you see fiction. Which considering how quick you're to shit on others for having differing taste isn't surprising at all.

What do you want me to do? Not bring up examples at all? Would that please your retarded little noggin? Perhaps you think using examples is a form of cheating. Is that it?
Anonymous No.725201626 [Report] >>725202123
>>725201139
I'm not that faggot, don't compare me to him
>>725201159
Ok man you can bring up examples, but quite honestly I just haven't played Eternal Sonata, so I have no idea if that example holds any water, and I frankly can't take your word for it.
Anonymous No.725202123 [Report]
>>725201626
Perhaps I should said something like "the Good Morning screen takes place AFTER the credits & epilougue" instead? That's something you'd understand...

a bit too pedantic for my tastes though.
Anonymous No.725202302 [Report] >>725202492
>>725201159
>Which considering how quick you're to shit on others for having differing taste isn't surprising at all
Thanks for reminding me that you like Mother 3 btw. I was coming dangerously close to taking anything you say seriously.
Anonymous No.725202492 [Report] >>725202795
>>725202302
I've not played Mother 3. I've only played Earthbound, and other SNES era RPG classics. Itoi isn't a shit writer so I have a bit of a hard time believing that Mother 3 is as bad as you say.
Anonymous No.725202795 [Report] >>725203074
>>725202492
Wow. You threw that whole tantrum a few threads ago when I mentioned it, and you haven't even played it. lol. lmoa even.
Rest assured that Itoi was far past his prime with Mother 3 and it fucking blows.
Anonymous No.725203074 [Report] >>725203319
>>725202795
Considering how consistently dogshit your takes tend to be I can't put much stock into that.
Anonymous No.725203319 [Report] >>725204174
>>725203074
It would be hilarious if you pretend to like a dogshit game like Mother 3 just to be spitefully contrarian about anything I say. I could tell you the sky is blue and water is wet, and you would argue against it just because you hate me.
Anonymous No.725204174 [Report] >>725204248 >>725204434
>>725203319
Pretend? You did talk shit about One Piece (something I'm actually familiar with) as if you have any clue what you're talking about. You constantly show that you enjoy talking out your ass, and as if that's not enough you have the gall to pretend that "you're being honest" when you do that.

My participation in that Mother 3 discussion was very minor though but thanks for making assumptions.
>pic related
Anonymous No.725204248 [Report]
>>725204174
>actually pic related lol
Anonymous No.725204363 [Report] >>725204472
dont mind me i am just fucking around in rpgmaker.
i just noticed that you cant really see his trunks during dialogue.. oh well i will have to redraw it anyway
Anonymous No.725204434 [Report] >>725204651
>>725204174
I just don't have the time to watch or read One Piece anon, sorry. You talk shit on things I like too in a reductive way. I think you're projecting.
Anonymous No.725204472 [Report]
>>725204363
Based and cute <3
Anonymous No.725204651 [Report] >>725204842
>>725204434
At least I'm familiar with the source material I shit on.
Anonymous No.725204842 [Report] >>725205209
>>725204651
Look man I'm sorry. What do you want from me?
Anonymous No.725205209 [Report] >>725205424
>>725204842
I don't know. I'll leave that to some other poster to decide. Some here seem to enjoy your output.
Anonymous No.725205424 [Report] >>725205956
>>725205209
Ok. Still not a fig though just for the record
Anonymous No.725205956 [Report] >>725206051
>>725205424
It's funny how people independently keep coming to a conclusion in that ballpark. As if the story is written in a way that doesn't invalidate that kind of reading.

All Yoshizawa had to do was to write it slightly differently and it would never have been a problem.
Anonymous No.725206051 [Report] >>725206342
>>725205956
It is funny how the youtube comment zoomers you keep posting are all equally retarded, yes
Anonymous No.725206342 [Report] >>725206752
>>725206051
They might still be a little smarter than you are. It takes a real special kind of skillset to say as much dumb shit as you do. You're like a TEMU Lux in that way.
Anonymous No.725206752 [Report]
>>725206342
I'm not anything like Lux
Anonymous No.725206824 [Report] >>725206910
shiggy figgy
Anonymous No.725206910 [Report]
>>725206824
gif fig
Anonymous No.725207117 [Report]
i saw a fig the other day
horrible creatures
Anonymous No.725207191 [Report]
Anonymous No.725208721 [Report] >>725208826
People have used my memes to argue for the fig theory on twitter. My memes have actually convinced people.

Imagine if some YouTube essayist decides to run with this. Though these are the kinds of people that would try to cancel me if I got into any heated argument with them so lol.
Anonymous No.725208826 [Report]
>>725208721
Anonymous No.725209049 [Report]
BEEEG klonoa
Anonymous No.725210041 [Report] >>725210228
Perryfag has gotten sloppy with his ritualposting.
Anonymous No.725210228 [Report]
>>725210041
full pic of 'noa for reference
Anonymous No.725211491 [Report]
Anon trying to bring back Lunatea
Anonymous No.725212036 [Report]
lolo
Anonymous No.725213529 [Report]
baking
Anonymous No.725215772 [Report]
Press F to pay respects.
Anonymous No.725215960 [Report] >>725216051 >>725216142 >>725216202 >>725216337 >>725216452 >>725216836
>>725190564 (OP)
It's really clear when replaying these games from a more modern, enlightened perspective that a lot of Klonoa's journey is exploring his repressed love for his boyhood male friend.

So much of Klonoa 2 is gaycoded and seeped in that type of nostalgic sorrow that only comes from reminiscing over the forbidden love that could have been.

I hope if we ever see Klonoa 3 he finally gets the boyfriend he deserves to close off the story arc.
Anonymous No.725216051 [Report] >>725216483
>>725215960
Anonymous No.725216142 [Report]
>>725215960
Hmmmm
Anonymous No.725216202 [Report]
>>725215960
woah woah chill
Anonymous No.725216337 [Report]
>>725215960
Klonoa... boypussy...?
Anonymous No.725216452 [Report]
>>725215960
...tell me mooorreee
Anonymous No.725216483 [Report] >>725216629
>>725216051
How you liking the video anon?
Anonymous No.725216589 [Report]
>>725199731
>>725199882
oh look, anon deleted his posts!
Anonymous No.725216629 [Report]
>>725216483
I need to find time to watch it fully but it seems neat, will sub and add to watch later
Anonymous No.725216836 [Report]
>>725215960
Stop being gay
Anonymous No.725217140 [Report]
>>725199617
smarmycockfaggot
Anonymous No.725217405 [Report]
Anonymous No.725217424 [Report]
Last month was the second anniversary of Matthew Perry's murder. Jasveen Sangha aka the "Ketamine Queen", Dr Salvador Plasencia and Ghadius are going to rot in jail for what they did to Matthew Perry.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/doctor-charged-matthew-perry-death-court-plea-rcna220497

https://abcnews.go.com/US/ketamine-queen-matthew-perry-guilty/story?id=125196573
Anonymous No.725217980 [Report] >>725218259 >>725218532
What's he thinking about?
Anonymous No.725218259 [Report]
>>725217980
Lolo's tight cunny.
Anonymous No.725218532 [Report]
>>725217980
that maybe nothing matters
>>725194136
Anonymous No.725219756 [Report]
boys
Anonymous No.725220505 [Report]
Anonymous No.725221630 [Report] >>725222382
There should be an anime called boku no klonoa
Anonymous No.725222382 [Report]
>>725221630
There should be a GBA game called
Klonoa: Slurpy Asshole Cave
Anonymous No.725222745 [Report]
This pic of klonoa is so silly
Anonymous No.725223357 [Report] >>725223465
>>725200910
Imagine being worse than someone that masturbates to small furry boys
Anonymous No.725223465 [Report] >>725224135
>>725223357
I'm not worse though. I've done nothing wrong in these threads.
Anonymous No.725223473 [Report] >>725223528
MACRO KLONOA...
Anonymous No.725223528 [Report] >>725225646
>>725223473
That's not macro Klonoa...
Anonymous No.725224135 [Report] >>725224360
>>725223465
imagine...
Anonymous No.725224360 [Report]
>>725224135
AND SPEAKING OF IMAGINING SHIT
Anonymous No.725225646 [Report]
>>725223528
damn, my bad...
Anonymous No.725225873 [Report] >>725226635
boys
Anonymous No.725225975 [Report] >>725226176
I STILL need to see the full version of this pic
Anonymous No.725226176 [Report] >>725226201
>>725225975
pfftt, you're still on THAT old thing?
Anonymous No.725226201 [Report]
>>725226176
I will not let it go until someone posts it
Anonymous No.725226635 [Report]
>>725225873
what color is sorrow's pp?