Thread 725192565

>presented as tall superhuman amazons with millennia of wisdom and supernatural fighting abilities that are allied with demi-gods and powerful forest creatures
>never once showcase this. Instead get effortlessly jobbed out by anyone that tries

what did blizzard mean with their implementation of night elves in wow?

>>725192565 (OP)

Lore ≠ Gameplay

You just want a porn thread.
>>presented as tall superhuman amazons
>pretends the males don't exist
Yep, porn thread.

>>725192565 (OP)
Horde has plot armour and night elves are right next door. There's nothing more to it.

>orcs are a savage race that blends pure strength with shamanic magic, establishing themselves a frighting force
>Humans are at the apex of technology, using science, arcane magic and engineering to make their armies incredibly powerful
>The undead are unending and unwavering, all you can do is hold them back

no shoes bitches

>>725192770
that's all lore/story

>>725192565 (OP)
>never once showcase this.
Wrong, they showed it in Warcraft 3

>>725192565 (OP)
A thematic impact of Tolkien is that Elves, regardless of type, are meant to be 'in decline'. This is often a misunderstood concept by those who emulate Tolkien, as his idea of 'decline' for Elves is that they're passing on stewardship of the world to Man as they depart to paradise, giving bittersweet goodbyes to the other races who they've befriended.
Many settings who try to establish a declinenfor elves do so forcefully, putting heavier emphasis on the other races usurping what the Elves had rather than enjoying peaceful co-existence. Elves are shown to be in frequently endangered scenarios where the other races have some sort of macguffin trait giving them an 'edge' over elves, most often being simple plot armor. Elves thus become less a race/faction with their own agency, but rather devices with which other races can be made to look better.

>>725192834
Everyone knows that you crave that bear knot, noldorfaggot.

>>725193349
>as his idea of 'decline' for Elves is that they're passing on stewardship of the world to Man as they depart to paradise
In the legendarium the elves in middle earth are literally fading into spirits

>>725193349
night elves already have their decline story, it's pretty cool but it happened way before any of the games. The night elves in the game are a relativly small group of survivors from the night elf empire that built their entire society around not repeating the same mistakes as Azshara

>>725193349
it attracts snuff fetishists and gets gross quickly

>>725192565 (OP)
>>725193059
Sex.

>>725193030
and that's a good thing!

>>725192770
Night Elves have been complete jokes in lore since Cataclysm.

>>725193349
>Elves are shown to be in frequently endangered scenarios where the other races have some sort of macguffin trait giving them an 'edge' over elves

Literally tolkien

https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Gift_of_Il%C3%BAvatar

>>725192565 (OP)
I want them to impregnant me

>>725192565 (OP)
I'm more of a high elf guy

>>725194665
Baby-making anal sex both options.

night elves are only good for sex I'm afraid

>>725193556
I really hate how Jackson, or Hackson as I like to call him, made the elves vegetarians in The Hobbit movies when the book describes them having meat at their feasts.

>>725192565 (OP)
Probably Metzen on cocaine and a permanent apex alpha powertrip.
Still better than "Beat up the bigot's grave" the players get nowadays.

>>725192565 (OP)
Night Elf sex is only novel in the real world in a crazy isekai scenario. In Azeroth everyone is tired of Elf shit pushing everyone Around for millenia

Personally elves should walk around without tops or panties more. It's not like they sag, eternal youth and all that jazz

>>725195395
For me, it's loving marriage to a cute NElf lady and running an Herb shop in Stormwind with her. Mage Quarter would be nice and confy.

It's an elf man's world.
Whatever they do, they win, non-elven subnormal animals seethe.

It honestly sad that we dont have many games with sexy elf protags

>>725192565 (OP)
Presented be who?

Chris metzen? You must be a better man OP.

>>725195603
I know, it's a real shame

>>725192565 (OP)
Night elves directly oppose blizzards favorite "minority" group, the orcs. So obviously they get the short end of the stick. For the night elves to succeed at anything the orcs and their faction would have to lose and that's a big no no.

>>725195772
Reminder that Asrai women will take cute young men into the woods and keep them as immortal 'aides' and 'servants', using magic to stop them from aging.

>>725195603
Every FUCKING time a knife eared girl shows up she ends up naked before your next Blink oficial or unofficial what the fuck more do you WANT?

>>725192565 (OP)
They're pretty impressive on average. In the games they're only ever btfo by themselves and super buffed orcs

>>725195670
i love when kikes do their fellow white men act

>>725195802
you’re fucking retarded, wow is all about elves while horde do nothing because the retarded woman writers all play elves

>>725196019
Oh no!?

>>725192834
the night elf males are supposed to be like 10% of their population. Each male was supposed to have a harem of wives that functioned as his proxies Noldor.

>>725195539
>the absolute state of elf """""men"""""

>>725196790
NElf men are too busy with DRYAD PUSSY in the Dream to fuck their harem of women.