Thread 725206129

Being scared of a horror game is retarded because you can literally just turn it off.

>>725206129 (OP)
>Just don't play the game you paid for
Didn't know the spec ops Devs posted here

>>725206129 (OP)
>Im too retarded for fiction in general
Ok thanks for sharing

>>725206208
>paid for
Good one!
>>725206221
Thank YOU for listening.

being scared in real life is retarded because you can literally close your eyes.

>>725206328
Exactly, it's the same thing!

>>725206129 (OP)
Being scared of skateboarding pic related with zero experience is retarded because if you get seriously injured you can just kys afterward

>>725206416
Couldn't have said it better myself, anon.

>>725206416
Sarcasm but its true

>>725206129 (OP)
boo haha

>>725206129 (OP)
>>725206328
>>725206405
If you shut off the game or close your eyes, you already failed. You just admitted you got too afraid to continue. The scare was effective because it proved you’re a little bitch.

ERM IT'S CALLED SUSUPENSION OF DISBELIEF AND YOU'RE LITERALLY A FREAKING IDIOT IF YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND THAT!!!

>>725207556
>He doesn't know that it was one big sarcastic joke

>>725207556
Anon just troof nooked OP.

>>725206328
I do this when my house in on fire or when the neighbourhood gang tries to extort me

ok I'll just show my kid an isis beheading. he can click pause so no problem.

>>725206129 (OP)
>being scared of a giant mountain lion in the dark is retarded because you can just kill yourself

>turn sound effects down
>getting scared is impossible
98% of """"horror"""" is just loud ass jumpscare noises

When I was a kid, a tornado was headed towards my house and the thought literally unironically crossed my mind "okay that's it, I'm turning off the game". And then I realized that this was irl and I couldn't just turn off the game. Baby's first existential dread

>>725208392
Thats why I turn off the monitor and leave the speakers on when playing horror games.

>>725208357
Unironically yes?

>>725208357
If your kid was smart he'd reverse the video so it's a wholesome video of kind warriors healing the injured

>>725206129 (OP)
>why would you turn it off
>if it's not scary?
lol OP, you dumb

>>725207556
Retard.

the scariest thing I've ever run into was a bugged out, giant spinning reefback in subnautica during its beta
I had no fucking idea what I was looking at and couldn't bring myself to go near it

horror game dev here can you please delete this thread

>>725206129 (OP)
>being scared of an idea is impossible because you can just close the book you read it from
Nigger moment

>>725206129 (OP)
Scary man scream in my face!

>>725207556
why do people buy horror games when they don't want to be scared by them
what kind of retardation is this? also horror games suck anyway, but people who just buy them on a whim are even bigger suckas

Unironically being scared or upset about IRL makes no sense because you can just an hero.
Life is strangely more enjoyable when you accept it.