Thread 725216694

Erm... PICHUBROS?!!

literal pedophilia

why does nu raichu look like a jihadist?

>ugly bastard x loli
hot

>>725216694 (OP)
wtf is this real????

The little slut was begging for it.
I'm with Dedenne.

>>725216694 (OP)
Bruh Pichu is underage.

who wants their pichussy ate

Pichu is too erotic and wouldn't stop taunting him. He was in the right for correcting her

>>725217653
monobutt sexo

Just animals mating

>>725217929
what about moonbutt

ToT

>>725216694 (OP)
>>725217653
Imagine raping a pichu and she tries zapping your cock but the electrical shocks are too weak and just end up making you feel really good instead.

Those damn Kallers are raping our daughters.

>>725218190
that's technically tailbutt which is also sexo

>>725216767
"pokephilia"
ftfy

>>725218379
what if she's zapping your balls instead, making you cum harder?

>>725216694 (OP)
You know that fat fuck is going to mating press her in the second round.

>Beats Greninja and Charizard in favorite Pokémon poll in Japan
How? I’ve barley seen anyone talk about this guy after XY

>>725216694 (OP)
Mating season

>>725216694 (OP)
based RaiCHAD

>>725218903
that isn't even a raichu, in OP's pic

>>725216694 (OP)
>tags: lolicon, ugly_bastard, age_difference, exhibitionism

>>725216694 (OP)
It's okay they are making an egg

>>725218903
how is sloppa so fast

>>725218685
I don't believe you.

>>725218967
oh it's a Dedenne, my bad. Raichu is bigger so he's a better ugly bastard.

Favorite pikaclone?

>>725219576
Pikablu

>>725219576
Minum

>>725219576
emolga

>>725218903
why is this so hot?
both male btw

>>725219576
no contest

>>725220041
sexy bitch..

>>725219576
Pawmot line and Mimikyu sweep this category.

>>725220170
Pachirisu a cute!
Can I see the original pic?

>>725220170
Paizurisu

>>725219113
Baby Pokémon like Pichu can't breed.

>>725220249
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6277409/Squirrel-large-breasts-drives-Japanese-social-media-wild.html

>>725220317
What if 18 years go by and it never evolves?

>>725219576
If a true Pikaclone, Emolga

otherwise, Mimikyu easy.

>>725219576
either the gen 3s (for the designs) or the gen 9s (for actually being fun to use ingame unlike the rest of them)

>>725216827
that's dedenne you fucking plebian

>>725220170
Same.

>>725220341
would...

>>725219576
The one that gets her rodent pussy stretched by human dick.

>>725220453
I don't care if that was a gimmick setup, it still lead to some sweet art. My love for Pachirisu actually came before that from Pokemon: Ranger. Used it as my partner for the entire game.

>>725220562
so all of them?

>>725220453
>>725220595
I don't get it

>>725216694 (OP)
minunbros...

>>725220693
The stuff of legends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVTTexWAh9k

>>725220453
zoomers will NEVER know

>>725220693
A dude won the 2014 World Championship with a Pachirisu.

>>725219576
Mimikyu

>>725220772
>>725220730
Holy shit. That is true Pokemon fashion. Winning with your favorites.

>>725220721
why

why are you like this

>>725221093
no idea

>>725217653
>>725218379
>>725218552
>>725218594
>>725219113
he's male

>>725221263
and?

Watchu gonna do about it, pal?

>>725221152
I love this kind of shit.
Human women swerve. Pokémon spouses coming thru.

>>725218379
yeah, imagine
https://files.catbox.moe/9exzdv.png

>>725216694 (OP)
>>725217653
Side by side, it's Pichu and Pichuuu!
>>725218379
Florida stop pretending to be Ohio

>>725220969
plusle is seen as female, while minun is seen as a boy.
now put two and two together...

>>725221365
Please fuck my pokemon too....

>>725219576
Emolga

>>725219576
the one and only

>>725216694 (OP)
Imagine walking down the street and suddenly hearing *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* and then finding this.

>>725219576
Emolga has the best design
Mega Emolga when?

>3 pokemon threads on the catalog right now
was /vp/ a failed experiment?

>>725221093
Whatever do you mean?

>>725221152
Damn, that's nice.

>>725220969
nobody likes a Debbie Downer

>>725221613
rude

>>725216694 (OP)
Ah... That was a good fuck.

>>725216694 (OP)
>Fucking a loli in public in broad daylight
Literally zero shame.

>>725220453
>>725220730
I love how bullshit this whole match is on both sides

>>725216694 (OP)
tags: dark-skinned male

>>725220935
>falling for karenfag propaganda
Official XY doubles was a peculiar meta due to its limited pool of available mons. Pachirisu was seriously considered a viable pick by multiple people who knew what they're doing well before that tournament.

I like when pikachu vores them

>>725220969
overcompensating slut

>>725221537
Insane to me that Pachirisu was ever comp viable- no, comp STRONG

>>725219576
The slut

>>725218190
ok artist. i need to get rid of these feelings

>>725224106
what's this?

>>725224674
you are too young to know

>>725224106
>https://xcancel.com/NsfwOrzgk/status/1954062588272423052
I don't like the nipples.

>>725219576
pikablu

>>725219576
Definitely plusle, then again it's a shifting opinion with a slight bias because gen 3 was my "true" generation that I started with.
I do not play the franchise's games anymore.

>>725224859
files.catbox.moe/6lpvma.mp4

>>725216694 (OP)
live footage of the pokemon company raping a hapless poketroon fan

>>725220935
Yes, but also that guy's favorite was mega gyarados, which was a very slightly off-meta pick. He needed something with Me First to tank a couple hits for M-Gyarados, and Pachirisu just happened to be the bulkiest thing. But now Sejun Park is only known for his Pachirisu choice, and he used one in a subsequent worlds team and got fucking rekt.

>>725221263
not after I'm not with him

>>725216694 (OP)
I forgot this pikachu clone even existed. Dedenne is so lame.

>>725225217
Iirc XY meta was VERY centralized such that everyone had multiple answers for Amongus the main redirecting Pokemon. Pachirisu was basically used as a Amongus-lite because it functions just differently enough that people weren’t prepared for it.

>>725219576
Pachirisu will forever be the best pika

what's with the sudden influx of monobutts?

>>725219576
Pawmot and the Pawmi line for sure.
Yeah they're recent but I absolutely love these fellas.

Pawmi that can't walk upright and crawls on all fours.
Pawmo that can walk but does so unsteadily.
Pawmot that is genuinely proficient at being bipedal.
And I also love how small and cute Pawmi is and how huge and fluffy Pawmot is. And they can punch. And it's cute how it's a living defibrillator. Its fists can shock you.

Raichu will remain forever real solid though. But is no longer my favourite. But I love Raichu. I don't dislike Pikachu but I always much preferred Raichu.
I'm not really huge on any of the others though. I mean Pichu is a cool Pikachu babymon but yeah.

>>725218685
Dedene is literally the ONLY good NOt-Pikachu gamefreak has ever made.

>>725223960
https://x.com/tetugakuzonbi/status/552853177347743745/

>>725225491
no one can afford two cheeks in this economy

>>725219576
Eevee

>>725225681
>Xhe doesn't know

>>725225706
thanks. now i have a taste for monster girls

>>725225910
Got the one where Garchomp is his bitch?

>>725216767
It's okay the pokemon world doesn't have laws on poke-pedophilia or jails for pokemon.

>>725226052
it's in this thread

>>725216767
>>725226072
I love all the degenerate interspecies sex stuff Nintendo implied through breeding mechanics.

>>725225847
wtf you can't say that bro

>>725220969
Too negative

>>725219576
sex icon

>>725216827
hahahaha fucking LOL

>>725226893
>now

>>725225491
>suddenly

>>725226893
>now

>>725226893
>now

>>725226893
>suddenly

>>725226893
>now
what?

>>725224964
See. It looks much better without the nipples.
I hope they don't phase out the larger body in lieu of this new one for all of their stuff, as nice as it looks.

>>725226564
for many people

>>725226893
I want to _be_ the rat

>>725219576
Emolga. The one from the Black and White anime was such a cheeky shit and Snivy putting her in her place was the best thing in that shit tier run.

>>725225681
But Pawmot a cute.

>>725227717
But if you were a rat... Would you fuck other rats?

>>725227894
sounds unsanitary

>>725227894
Yes to most of the pikaclones but I'd let them fuck me

>>725227568
uh, no thanks. sizenigs stay away from my squirrel wife

>>725216767
Pichu's first time in-heat, legal

>>725226527
Carlos!

>>725216767
ok
let's say this was raichu.
how would that be pedophilia exactly?
evolution never was an age requirement in either game or anime.

>>725216827
>Pajeet/Kike is so stupid he doesn't know the left pokemon
kek

>>725219576
Emolga's arc in Gates to Infinity was so fucking gas I gotta pick him, and he also got legendussy

Plusle is here.

Plusle and Minun touching butts.

>>725216767
Out of 10!

>>725216694 (OP)
THAT PICHU IS BEING RAPED

>>725221093
makes me wonder if the old internet was horny

>>725216835
What's the best doujin of this?

>>725230889
WELL IT'S A GOOD THING BABY POKÉMON CAN'T LAY EGGS!

>>725229567
Gates Emolga would never steal pussy from his bro he wouldn't

>>725221365
The fat ugly bastard of the Pokemon universe...

>>725216767
>that pichu is only level 17!!!!!

>>725234738
THIS PICHU IS ONLY LEVEL 17 WITH 5831 EXP YOU SICK FUCK

>>725224964
crazy

>>725220721
Why do both have a very obvious pussy seam

>>725221430
Why is pikachu so gay

>>725238352
pikachu is a girl according to that memoryholed part in the movie where it talks to Ash

>>725224106
https://files.catbox.moe/e2knsc.png

All good Pokemon are males with fat bellies.

>>725239663
My evidence
https://x.com/holidaysoftfox/status/1915594189829779748

>>725221439
That's some good sloppa, I always have a hell of a time trying to get poses like that

>>725217653
>the balls edit is still up on youtube kids
kek

>>725240980
bnuuy

>>725239294
pikachu is trans

>>725216694 (OP)
If sex existed in pokemon how much pokemon on pokemon rape would there be? I'm guessing a lot considering it happens plenty irl (e.g seals raping penguins)

what egg group are humans?

>>725239603
sloppa is improving

>>725243536
They are part of a supergroup from which all other egg groups descend.

>>725226893
>now

>>725240083
pokemon are by far the most fun to mess around with
https://files.catbox.moe/4dhb33.png

>>725243179
Depends how emotionally intelligent they are. Things like seals and dolphins rape a lot because they're smart enough to know sex is enjoyable, but lack the empathy to care about who they rape. I think Pokemon are usually depicted as being pretty empathetic, so I doubt they rape, unless wild Pokemon are like the PMD ones that are more like feral animals than anything.

>>725216767
Pika! philia

>>725240980
the balls are inert

>>725219576
muh boy Raichu. He still gets no love

>>725243712
>smart enough to know sex is enjoyable, but lack the empathy to care about who they rape
I'm pretty sure dolphins are capable of empathy, they're just intelligent enough to not care despite of it. There have been multiple cases of dolphins killing themselves after getting into close relationships with their human trainers and them leaving them for various reasons (one of them publicly admitted to having sex with the dolphin).

>>725219576
Mimikyu.

>>725216694 (OP)
what the fuck is this, seriously

>>725219576
Marill, always and forever

>>725243536
the Human egg group

>>725244048
Dedenne and Pichu being next to each other in Pokémon Legends ZA so it kinda looks like they're fucking

stop having sex with rats

>>725245176
you can't tell me what to do

>>725219576
>the most popular pika clone is mimikyu
Ironic

I want cute fat pocketmonsters.

>>725231990
Anything by Hell Devicer

>>725245282
adorable ears made for teasing, kissing and nibbling

>>725219576
Pawmot and it's not even close

I know this is a Pikafucking thread but anons earlier mentioned Gates to Infinity in regards to Emolga, would you guys recommend playing it? I always heard it was the weaker game in the series but I've kinda been dying for a PMD game that has an actual new story instead of replaying Sky for the 10th time.

>>725247505
some boundaries are better left uncrossed, i think

>>725248000
The story in it is better than Super's. I liked it, made up for the gameplay being worse than the other games.
>sky 10 times
There's rom hacks now and some are very technically impressive though the writing in them can range from alright with the shorter hacks to thinly-veiled fetishes written by THE ESL. Yes, THE ESL.

>>725248000
If you're absolutely desperate it's another one but it's bad. Whether you think it's worse than Super is personal taste but they're both fighting tooth and nail for the bottom ranking.

>>725248175
not in hentai land

>>725247991
WHO IS THAT GIRL IN THE CENTER???

>>725216767
Pedophilia doesn't exist in the animal kingdom. It's you dumbass humans that are losing your shit over it.

>>725249650
NPC #78. Sorry pedo

>>725219576
Emolga, Dedenne, and Mimikyu. Mimikyu would be #1 no contest.

>>725250101
>NPC #78
that's perfect for me.

I'm going to draw her with some stained panties.

>>725248000
Worst gameplay in the series
Best story and characters in the series imo

>>725250008
monkeys and penguins rape babies

>>725250008
orange paws typed this post

>>725216694 (OP)
Pichubro was one of my Xbox usernames as a kid. I loved the animated short.

>>>/vp/
Fuck off back to your containment board.

>>725238352
I always figured that Pikachu was a girl, and the change to the heart tail thing retconned that.