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Anonymous No.725218234 [Report] >>725218625 >>725219215 >>725219370 >>725222652 >>725226149 >>725228869 >>725230164
Ahuhuhu~
Anonymous No.725218625 [Report] >>725218860 >>725218912 >>725218979 >>725219805 >>725221678 >>725222596 >>725224213 >>725226228 >>725228101 >>725228412
>>725218234 (OP)
Reminder that female spiders kill and eat their mate after mating
Anonymous No.725218860 [Report]
>>725218625
>posts offtopic trivia instead of Muffet titties
u gay
Anonymous No.725218912 [Report] >>725221351 >>725223439 >>725228869
>>725218625
still would
Anonymous No.725218979 [Report]
>>725218625
Do they at least do it sexily?
Anonymous No.725219215 [Report]
>>725218234 (OP)
took long enough for the spider from the first shop to get to her and tell her to stop trying to kill me
Anonymous No.725219370 [Report] >>725219475
>>725218234 (OP)
>Toriel wants a forever child
>Sans wants to REMEMBER YOU'RE GENNOCIDES
>Asgore wants you dead
>Undyne wants you dead
>Alphys wants to experiment on your soul

>meanwhile, Muffet just wants a fat human dick to fuck her chitinous pussy senseless
Muffet must come back
Anonymous No.725219475 [Report] >>725219569 >>725219694 >>725219987
>>725219370
>meanwhile, Muffet just wants a fat human dick to fuck her chitinous pussy senseless
Huh. I don't remember the part where she says anything like that.
Anonymous No.725219569 [Report]
>>725219475
You have to read between the lines, bro. It's why you're still single.
Anonymous No.725219694 [Report]
>>725219475
she's a bit of a gold digger but yeah it's clear as day if you know women
Anonymous No.725219805 [Report]
>>725218625
and for a male spider that is the peak of his life
think about it
Anonymous No.725219987 [Report]
>>725219475
It was revealed to me in a dream.
Anonymous No.725220372 [Report] >>725221062
I lost the mega. Does anyone still have it/know if it's still getting updated?
Anonymous No.725221062 [Report] >>725221296
>>725220372
https://mega.nz/folder/FAUw1AaR#-in2G7de2gG8snhyzeQ8Bw
I bookmarked it forever ago no idea when it was last updated
Anonymous No.725221296 [Report]
>>725221062
Thank you spider bro
Anonymous No.725221351 [Report] >>725222764 >>725223439 >>725227315
>>725218912
vore queen
Anonymous No.725221678 [Report] >>725222797
>>725218625
Only observed in starved and abusive laboratory environments.
Anonymous No.725222596 [Report]
>>725218625
Not much worse than relations between human men and women at this point
Anonymous No.725222652 [Report]
>>725218234 (OP)
Arachnophobic, huh?
Anonymous No.725222764 [Report]
>>725221351
gokkun queen
Anonymous No.725222797 [Report]
>>725221678
different species do it at different rates, but even in observational studies they've seen spider cannibalism
sometimes they eat each other without mating
I don't doubt it's higher in lab settings
Anonymous No.725223062 [Report]
Hmm...
...!!...
Spider sex!
Anonymous No.725223381 [Report]
built for BHC
Anonymous No.725223439 [Report]
>>725218912
>>725221351
>high quality hyper detailed mouths
>it's always related to vore and never blowjobs
Pain.
Anonymous No.725224213 [Report] >>725224603
>>725218625
she's just a monster that looks like a spider
Anonymous No.725224603 [Report] >>725226010
>>725224213
Which raises questions of why she's so close to actual spiders
Anonymous No.725226010 [Report] >>725227049
>>725224603
the spiders are monsters that look more like spiders
Anonymous No.725226149 [Report]
>>725218234 (OP)
anyone got the recording of some girl doing that muffet laugh?
Anonymous No.725226228 [Report]
>>725218625
Juveniles don't and Muffet is underage according to her maker
Anonymous No.725226490 [Report]
Post afters
Anonymous No.725227049 [Report] >>725227148
>>725226010
Even on Genocide it's impossible to kill spiders and what you see of them look like perfectly ordinary spiders. Monsters only borrows aspects from animals, not one actually looks near identical to a real thing. Muffet also wants to hire a limo to transport the spiders from Ruins to Hotland because Snowdin would kill them, no monsters are that weak.
Anonymous No.725227148 [Report] >>725229901
>>725227049
You can't kill Alphys on genocide either so I don't see how that matters. Maybe they look like muffet but they're so small you can't tell.
Anonymous No.725227315 [Report] >>725227425
>>725221351
Not today
Anonymous No.725227425 [Report]
>>725227315
Anon I think that dildo is a bit too big for her
Anonymous No.725227790 [Report]
I've lost a lot of cum to Muffet.
Sucks that I have entomophobia/arachnophobia though. Irl creepy crawlies trigger my fight or flight response l, and often times I go into fight, so I get as angry as I am stressed out and wield my overwhelming retard strength to great effect to absolutely annihilate the fuckers.
I like to think I'd do something similar to her, but instead of killing her I would just absolutely wreck her naughty bits with my penis.
Anonymous No.725228101 [Report] >>725228324
>>725218625
That's only when males are desperate and forced to breed with older hags.
When in the wild the males exclusively target much smaller and less dangerous juvenile females and mate with them before they grow large enough to be a threat.
In other words all spiders are obligate lolicons and literally commit suicide if forced to fuck older women.
Anonymous No.725228324 [Report]
>>725228101
Massive spider hags?
Anonymous No.725228412 [Report] >>725229957
>>725218625
>Reminder that female spiders kill and eat their mate after mating
Anonymous No.725228869 [Report] >>725228913
>>725218234 (OP)
>>725218912
This retarded five eyed setup is one of my pet peeves. It's not hot, and spiders don't have an eye configuration like this. Fuck whoever came up with this retarded shit, may he be bitten to death by spiders.
Anonymous No.725228913 [Report] >>725229129
>>725228869
muffet is a monster not a spider
Anonymous No.725229129 [Report] >>725229260
>>725228913
Ok but I don't know what a muffet is supposed to be.
And if it's not a spider then why is the whole thread about spiders?
Anonymous No.725229260 [Report] >>725229467
>>725229129
A Muffet is a combination between a monster, a spider and a wife. People are talking about spiders because /v/ users have great difficulty staying on-topic.
Anonymous No.725229467 [Report] >>725229598
>>725229260
Ok but why the 5 eyes? It's dumb.
Anonymous No.725229598 [Report]
>>725229467
You're dumb.
Anonymous No.725229763 [Report]
>autosage
Mods truly are niggers.
Anonymous No.725229901 [Report]
>>725227148
It's important because Muffet will always spare you, even on Genocide, because she was lied to about you harming spiders. You (can) only kill monsters. Even when presented with spiders in the Ruins you can't do anything to them, Alphys only gets away because she goes into hiding due to seeing you coming.
Anonymous No.725229957 [Report] >>725230287
>>725228412
TTTToTTTT
I stole this one
Anonymous No.725230164 [Report]
>>725218234 (OP)
made for handholding while hugging
Anonymous No.725230287 [Report]
>>725229957
kek