Thread 725230632

what is this phenotype?

>>725230835
sam hyde

>>725230632 (OP)
i look like that and say that

The Last of Us changed my life by making me attracted to 14-year-olds.

>>725231309
emoneySwag

>>725230961
thats clearly matt christman

>>725230835
Basedgolem

>>725230835
Cush King

>>725231416
The fat retard who overdosed on drugs right after having a child, permanently lobotomizing himself? That Matt Christman?

>>725230835
Modern whiteoid

>>725231520
no, the other one who also looks exactly the same

>>725231520
No, he was mocked by teenagers and had a stroke. Know your lore.

I laugh until I'm crying every time I see this picture of him wearing the same outfit as the kid behind him.

I know there's that one meme picture, but at this point it's better to just shave it all

>>725230961
SPBP

>>725230835
The one who knocks.

>>725230835
White boy with an unhappy wife

i look like this

>>725233019
have you considered acquiring an helium exit bag?

>>725231730
>looks like the toddler

holy kek

Super Pitfall changed my life

>>725230835
"we must be better men"

>>725230835
American

>You've already reported this post.
and yet nothing changes

>>725230632 (OP)
Imagine being so jaded and cynical that you never allow your life to be changed by anything, even a little bit.

>>725233950
imagine having such a shit life that a fucking video game can change it

i'm surprised this variant didn't catch on
it's a proper soiboy instead of nas coal we are getting on 'ru now

>>725231730
This really shows you that only toddlers should wear short pants like those, fucking hell

>>725234178
i look like this

>>725234096
do these niggers just post walk through videos of the same setup every day on tiktok or whatever

>>725235864
I mean their wifes boyfriend gave them the privilege to build it so might as well show it off yknow

>>725230835
manservant

my hair looks like that and idk if it's worth shaving

>>725235864
they need to do the humiliation ritual everytime they want to go inside the gaming dungeon

>>725234270
Funny enough the kid is better dressed than him and who I presume is his dad.

>>725236286
if youre fat then I wouldnt bother shaving. no hair is going to distract from your fat. if youre not fat then yeah, its all people will notice about you until you chop off whats left of your hair

>>725235993
>>725236363
but it's just the same setup as before, they don't change it or do any kind of new additions, it's just stale flexing at that point

>>725230835
cis straight white male with a dash of chud

>>725234178

if your life gets changed by anime/videogames, you literally are mentally ill and also an absolute troglodyte that can only learn about life with the most dumbest streamlined media there is

go read a fucking book, you nigger

>if your life gets changed by anime/videogames, you literally are mentally ill and also an absolute troglodyte that can only learn about life with the most dumbest streamlined media there is

>go read a fucking book, you nigger

>725236947
>reddit spacing
your degree in media literacy, sir

>>725236947
I don't think that you actually read books if you still live under the assumption that they all have some masterpiece storytelling.

>>725230835
funko pop people

>>725231730
That dude got popped for CP

>>725230961
>DUDE FALLOUT 2 SAVED MY LIFE

>>725237384
This guy has a completely different hairline and hair color

>>725237315
I want to suck on they/them nipples

>>725237443
Hydefags are some of the most obnoxious people on the site. I'm glad people are making fun of him now

>>725237384
Who hasn't, at this rate?

>>725237581
ok hassan

>>725239341
You're brown

>>725231730
Imagine getting /fa/shion mogged by a toddler

>>725230835
Just an unkempt beard and being irrationally clingy to what's left of his hair.
Going bald and trimming his beard would do wonders to his looks and probably his self esteem too.

>>725230835
idk who this guy is but usually having some life goals such as having wife makes people act out extra cringe because they don't need to care anymore.

>>725230835
nu-male or The Better Man™

>>725237384
Dr. Pizza and Matt Christman are different people. The subject of this thread is (was?) a host of Chapo Traphouse.

>>725237279

theres more books masterpieces than any other media combined: movies,games, songs, etc, because humans have perfected writing and storytelling for centuries, and its by far the one medium that develops the human brain the most. Thats why we still use it over videos or sound in education. You ignorant fuck.

>>725230835
Male Feminist

>>725230835
Podcast host