Thread 725248661

Can anyone give a reason why being a shambling undead is so bad? You no longer feel physical pain. No longer burdened by the mental concepts of fear, sadness, loneliness, dread, or anger. Societal and raciaI divisions no longer exist you feel endless camaraderie with the zombie next to you. You no longer have to wake up, go to sleep, eat, pay bills, lifes mundane drudgery is over. I see no downsides and you should neither.

>>725248661 (OP)
Flood would conquer all three of the others

>>725248661 (OP)
If you are infected by the Flood your mind is tortured for all eternity

>>725248661 (OP)
You could have all of this and more as a regular lifeless, unfeeling corpse instead

>>725248661 (OP)
You can't play vidya

>>725248661 (OP)
Because (You) don't get any of that.
You're dead.

>>725248661 (OP)
we can infer humans turned into necromorphs feel pain and everyone who turns into flood can feel everything for ever until someone scrambles your brain

>>725248661 (OP)
Were already zombies in this hellscape of a planet.

>>725248661 (OP)
HL2 zombies cry in constant agony

>>725248661 (OP)
OP is an audio log

>>725248661 (OP)
I can't say anything for the left side but the headcrabs its pretty much confirmed you certainly do feel the entire thing with no way out beyond getting killed, as for the flood the details are more vague is you feel the entire thing (the one case we do have of that was due to a defective infector) but at the very even if you aren't aware of post infection your last moments will be one of extreme agony since you will feel the changes, in other words some zombie scenarios are extremely shit

>>725248661 (OP)
>You no longer have to wake up, go to sleep, eat, pay bills, lifes mundane drudgery is over
do people actually dislike being alive? you should be able to just sit there and draw breath and feel enormous, detailed, steady enjoyment.

>>725255708
>do people actually dislike being alive?

>>725252713
Only the wall thingy feels pain, the rest aren't even alive

>>725248661 (OP)
who would win?
necromorphs or the flood?

>>725248661 (OP)
Literally of them feel pain. Half life zombies always wail and cry in agony, tlou zombies are all alive, the flood canonically keeps the mind of its host and there's screaming necromorph breeder. You should've used TWD zombies instead

>>725248661 (OP)
>You no longer feel physical pain.
Never stated in any media.
No longer burdened by the mental concepts of fear, sadness, loneliness, dread, or anger.
Never stated in any media.
>Societal and raciaI divisions no longer exist you feel endless camaraderie with the zombie next to you.
Never stated in any media.
You no longer have to wake up, go to sleep, eat, pay bills, lifes mundane drudgery is over
I guess? Just kill yourself, it'll be easier.

>>725248661 (OP)
>>725248751
>Geico
15 minutes could save you 15% or more on Flood insurance

>>725248661 (OP)
being dead has almost all those advantages too

>>725248751
Halo is a game for babies

>>725257430
Completely hinges of the question; "can Gravemind be influenced by a marker." If no, flood sweeps.

>>725255708
Wait until you learn about the antinatalism people.

>>725248661 (OP)
>Pfizer is still promoting mystery goo injections in [current year]
lol
lmao

>>725252936
P-Zombies don't count. We'd have to include everyone that has ever used tiktok if that was the case.

>>725248661 (OP)
Necromorphs are the coolest ones there.

>>725248661 (OP)
>You no longer feel physical pain.
Sometimes they do.
>No longer burdened by the mental concepts of fear, sadness, loneliness, dread, or anger.
You do have to deal with eternal hunger and sometimes confusion.
>Societal and raciaI divisions no longer exist you feel endless camaraderie with the zombie next to you.
They're just kinda there with you and you occasionally fight eachother over food.
>You no longer have to wake up, go to sleep, eat, pay bills, lifes mundane drudgery is over.
You do gotta find the right spot when you're in a horde, too close to the front and you're more likely to die but if you're too far back you won't get anything.

>>725248661 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md1afDGmUXA