Thread 725263982

How are you supposed to beat this?

Have you tried yelling at it?

>>725263982 (OP)
Build a Halo.

I you have this pistol, do you stand a chance?

>>725264015
>"FUCK YOU, MARKER!"
yes

>>725263982 (OP)
Would.

>>725264098
forgot image

>>725263982 (OP)
What if you nuked it right in its beak?

>>725263982 (OP)
you dont?
it literally help you build civilization and just harvesting its crop

Death Star

>>725263982 (OP)
Death Star

Death Star

>>725263982 (OP)
Great so you made the whole universe into countless rotting smelly brethren moons.
What's the next step of your master plan?
Just float there for all eternity?

Exterminatus

You don't, which is why Earth was destroyed in the end. It feels great for once to have a game build up an ultimate baddie and in the end have them utterly destroy/win.

>>725263982 (OP)
>KAA-MEEE-HAAAA-MEEEE...

>>725263982 (OP)
trick it into entering a gas giant

>>725264605
>feels great for a trilogy to be completely pointless

A biological creature is susceptible to biological threats. All you have to figure out is a pathogen that is deadly to the brethren moon and it's ogre.

>>725264716
Sometimes the bad guys just win lil' timmy, sorry you couldn't enjoy the journey up until that point. Maybe try some other media that doesn't have every ending be a happy one?

>>725263982 (OP)
Shoot until it dies.
Big deal.

Anyone told these dumbass moons that you can't swim in space? What those tentacles gonna do you dumb fuck. Retard-ass flesh moon idiot.

Dead Space sequel regarding giant zombie moon, fucking NEVER.

Hit it really hard.

>>725264716
Yeah. In the cosmological order Humans are tadpoles. We always like to pretend we are at the centre of everything just to defend our fleeting feelings. More games should be honest about our smallness. It would improve society.

>>725264803
They fart, not swim

>have rule where the population must be kept below a certain level
>start killing people when it gets too high
>moons don't have enougu biomass to do their thing
Would this work?

I can't remember whether relativistic space travel is a thing in DS but if it is then I'm pretty sure a spaceship travelling fast enough would obliterate one.

>>725263982 (OP)
You don't. See the ending of the DS3 DLC.

If only this series had some kind of precedent for ships that could crack planets and using engineering tools as unconventional weapons
WELP

Moons aren't real.

>>725263982 (OP)
the real trouble is deciding which fun planet wiping method to use

>>725263982 (OP)
how does it convert rock into biomass?

>>725265253
Kekhammer opinions should be disregarded on sight. The heroes of your verse have seed of another man in them 24/7

>>725264780
>>725264842
Nah, I'd win

>>725265174
lol seriously i was and still am so assmad that this wasn’t the solution and 3s ending was just
>isaac goes insane and everyone and everything dies

>>725263982 (OP)
Kratos's fists

>>725265174
Planetcracking was a complex engineering process spanning months and ship tractoring in the chunk was the last part of the process, it would be utterly useless against hostile cosmic entities that wouldn't just sit there and wait for you to get everything ready. Also even if you caught them dormant somehow, it's not like you would really much damage. It's pulling out a small chunk of the planet, not literally cracking it apart.

>>725265091
They must do so at relativistic speeds or else they would lose all their useful biomass.

Nah nah. Them moons are dumb as shit, boy.

>>725263982 (OP)
In Dead Space 1 and 3 it's implied markers are actually the counter to necromorphs. Their energy accidentally creates necromorphs but also kills them with ease.

>>725265549
It wouldn't be clever, but it's a narrative solution built in from the very start of the series
Isaac and his team of engineers would figure out a way to expedite the process to cut chunks out of increasingly bigger necromorphs using increasingly bigger OSHA violations/work tools, and beating Dead Space 4 would let you wear a tiny OHKO Ishimura on your hand like the unlockable Hand Cannons from previous games

>>725265549
The only reason it was complex was because it was meant to be a net productive process, not purely destructive. If there is no concern for identifying mineral and ore deposits, and no concern about getting the pieces into a stable orbit that can then be worked on, the complexity of the process drops immensely.

>>725265549
In 2, when you turn on the gravity tethers, the nigger whose name i forgot complains that you are going to rip the moon apart.

>>725264716
>its about the necromorphs we killed along the way.

Are Necromorphs an allegory for trans ideology?

>>725264716
>Tragedies aren't allowed to exist

>>725264140
>Fuck everything in this general direction gun
Maybe

>>725264780
I'm sure all the people who died on the Titanic consoled themselves with the thought that at least most of their journey was nice before they all died cold and alone lmao.
Retarded nigger.

>>725266575
Funny how your only retort is a literal straw man.

>>725263982 (OP)
Shoot with big gun

>>725265406
>The heroes of your verse have seed of another man in them 24/7
Tell me, anon, what are you? 'Cause, if I remember correctly, I saw some random ass dude nut deep inside your mother while she moaned for him to destroy that pussy.

>>725264780
Is all good tyrooney.
Good thing i pirated it all and hopefully you did too.

The longer something goes on the less receptive people are going to be to a downer "fuck you everyone dies it's the end of the world" ending. The markerpocalypse wasn't even set up in 1 or 2, it comes out of nowhere in 3.

>>725266751
It's literally a man made of straw, yes. Literally. I literally posted a literal made that is made of straw. As that is what a literal straw man is.

>>725266678
Self-inserters be like

>>725263982 (OP)
Try calling it racist so it self-exterminates

>>725264530
>What's the next step of your master plan?
onward to the Mass Effect universe

Bomb it, the American Way.

>>725264716
>This anon plays games even though he'll just die in the end
Whats the point?

>>725263982 (OP)
Wouldn't it be great to a part of it though?

>>725266990
>Pulls an even more contrived solution to what should theoretically have been an even more dangerous problem than the Moons out of their Martian ass
Shepard wins

>>725266527
it's an allegory for jews

>>725266527
Necromorphs arent voluntarily cutting off their bodyparts

>>725263982 (OP)
>cracks you
>pss nothing personnel

>>725263982 (OP)
Megas XLR
There's a button to end the current problem

>>725267259
Necromorph hands typed this post

>>725267519
This bad boy would rape brethren moons rape and right if Isaac reversed engineer those kinesis amplifiers on the alien planet and use it on the newly resurrected Ishimura

I never played 3 so I never found out, are the Markers some sort of alien technology or weird branch of evolved alien lifeform, or is it straight up eldritch horror god shit?

>>725263982 (OP)
You don't. The point being we never stood a chance.

>>725267640
EA was setting up 3 as the start of a fuckhuge IP so it doesn't explain shit.

>>725267640
They're stuff that get seeded out by Brethren Moons that get buried on planets and kind of shape evolution with the end goal of harvesting biomatter for the creation of a new moon. It's fancy sperm.

Easy.
>Mass produce AI killer robots or nanomachine swarms to eat away negromorphs and the moons since the market signal only affects organic beings.
Humanity in DS universe is just dumb, they live in 26th century yet don’t have sophisticated robots

>>725264773
necromorphs are basically magic not biological. which a makes it easy to beat moons since you can just capture necromorphs and put them on a hamster wheel and get a perpetual motion machine charge a railgun with free energy and fire a lightspeed projectile at all the moon dorks

>>725267519
>>725267631
idk if you knew this but those planet crackers required several hundred crewmembers to operate and maintain them

>>725266857
A game where you go around to the colonies and grab as many moon killing ships and weapons isn't a bad idea, it's just a bit beyond the scope of Dead Space, probably
It'd be like something you'd get out of a Mass Effect 4 where shooting the Catalyst was canon
The real problem would start with Dead Space 5, after 4 ends with you managing to kill (almost all) the brother moons at the cost of (almost all) humanity, but you need to milk the cashcow so suddenly the Necromorphs returned

>>725266353
and of course concerns like security of the crew wouldnt limit the design either.
the world is your oyster as an engineer when its a suicide mission.

>>725263982 (OP)
They were setting up that Lexine girl to be the key to counter the market signal but the series died with 3

>>725263982 (OP)
MY FUARKING HERO would handle it

>>725267986
Based

>>725267858
At standard efficiency for standard procedure, sure
And you only need to operate and maintain them until the suicide mission is over

>>725265253
Nah, the War of the Beast and Rangdan Xenocides show that the Imperium of 30K, when the Emperor was still active, struggled massively against any race that could throw attack moons at it
Without Big E walking around and with only two Primarchs, the Imperium of 40K is cooked
Also Necromorphs are one of those fictional monsters that scale to the setting they're in because the Markers would start giving entire Imperial hive worlds marker dementia. If genestealers can take over entire Imperial hives, of course the Markers could too

>>725264023
caca

>>725263982 (OP)
You gonna get befriended and if you don't wanna be frens, you'll get cut down.

>>725268258
>be controlling the ship from the command deck
>some piece of machinery needs to be maintained, god forbid something actually breaks, you now have to go figure out where the problem is, diagnosis, and actually repair it
>hundreds of times in various parts of the ship
>suddenly you no longer have time for flying the ship or killing the alien moon because you are doing hundreds of peoples' tasks as 1 person
>disregarding the fact that isaac would have no idea what he's doing for 2/3 of ship's functions

>>725263982 (OP)
Close the dev studio

>>725265253
>Expose the brethren moons to faghammer so they die from cringe
That's genius

>>725268894
>You could run on a smaller crew
>>So you mean 1 person?
I meant at least 2
EA would make it a coop game after all

>>725269167
iirc the cut 4th game would have been "open world" which maybe would have meant traveling freely in open space, like an extension of what DS3 attempted. presumably this would have meant traveling to different brethren moons to destroy them, and since isaac was not planned as the main character, his superhero solutions are off the table. so it probably would have been killing the brethren moons in a planet cracker with some crew of ex-earthgov or something like that. who knows what they really planned though.

It's year 2026 and I'm still yearning for a planet cracking game.
Even a fucking idle game. Anything. Please.

Just have isaac murder necromorphs for eternity like the marathon protag, an ultra-violent fate if you will

>>725264716
it's the ultimate fetish for people who hate themselves

>>725263982 (OP)
The Japanese will take care of it with their Wave Motion Gun.

>>725263982 (OP)
Damn if only the series had an already established way of destroying planets that had been introduced since minute 1 of game 1

>>725269515
space engineers is probably as close as you can get, it's not a bad game, you'll just get bored of it after 10-20 hours

>>725264914
>marker mind controls people to ignore that rule

>>725263982 (OP)
Tell it it's assimilating trannies and watch as the cosmic horror offs itself at the greater kike horror

>>725264716
I think it depends on the atmosphere the game builds. You always feel like everythings in the shitter and you are barely clinging to life. Your luck running out at the end is perfectly in line with the general atmosphere.

As another example of bad guys winning that sucks is Warhammer Fantasy.
Everythings also in the shitter however the game is filled with heroic characters and civilizations that have endured the forces of chaos for centuruey. Chaos winning was such a massive middle finger to everyone because of the way it transpiried.

>>725263982 (OP)
The beak looks like PS1 RE3 Nemesis head in his final transformation

>>725263982 (OP)
What moons are anyway? Some kind of virus? Alien? What's their tax policy? What do they eat?

>>725265091
All these years I thought they moved moon first for some kind of headbutt maneuver and then coil their tentacles backwards around the thing they headbutted

>>725265253
moons are basically just harder tyranids, which means only necrons have a real shot

>>725264140
Who would win?
The ever expanding super mega structure city or a living planet?

>>725270647
Gayos?

>>725267858
>>725267519
that's why dead space 4 should be a resource management game where you find survivors and add them to your ishimura crew

>>725270957
gayos is an even bigger wild card than orks, I don't operate under the assumption that they'll succeed at anything

>>725264716
How do self-inserters power fantasy fags cope with their real life and failures in it?

>>725271332
What failures? I don't self-insert as myself

>>725271332
By self-inserting into power fantasies, I assume.

>I transform you into a monster...cause I just do ok???
dead space really fell off hard, they had no idea what they were doing after the first game

>>725268289
I don't think there's any disagreement that a Marker would easily destroy an entire Hive planet with basically no resistance, like you said similar to a Genestealer infestation. But the reason why the Imperium can overcome the Necromorphs is what happens after they take a planet.

When the Genestealers take a planet they call a Hive Fleet, which is an obscenely unstoppable force. The Necromorph final-stage evolution is a Brethren Moon, which unfortunately is a single thing and it's only strategy is to fly at another planet. A singular body that contains all the forces of a Necromorph invasion can be easily dispatched by the Imperium. The Marker/Moon has a brain-scrambling range of what? 1km?

Don't get me wrong, I think the Necromorphs are a top-tier threat but the Imperium as decrepit as it is can handle it. I don't even want to entertain the tired notion of the Imperium sacrificing planets, the fact is any race that can muster on-demand orbital bombardment can handle something like the Necromorphs - and most sci-fi depictions of humanity can't.

>>725263982 (OP)
Wheat anon here. How am I supposed to beat this?

>>725263982 (OP)
just get an android from stellar blade to gurrenn lagann it, very simple dood

>>725272848
Run away in a straight line until it catches up with you and kills you. Then you will have beaten it

>>725272848
>chuck a screw into the header
>screw gets flung around in the threshing drum
>causes a tiny spark with every impact
>spark ignites the chaff/dust
>combine burns down
gg no re

>>725263982 (OP)
Fuck it. Science says you can't beat the cock.

>>725264716
>what is cosmic horror
Bro this is the one thing 3 got right.

>>725273601
>the entire wheatbro field is on fire now
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT NOW I'M BURNING AAAAAAAAAA

>>725263982 (OP)
There and back again

>>725265174
the moons make you insane so that doesnt work

>>725263982 (OP)
>Attacks them for reasons only they know.
How do the Necromorphs respond?

>>725264140
Yeah the moon isn't surviving the GBE but neither are you.

>>725274037
A lot of cool shit that was set up in 1 and 2 weren't followed up on. Obviously a planet cracker would be sick to see fight a moon. It also would have been cool to see unitologists ODSTing necromorph pods from their mausoleum ship fleet

>>725267858
Issac basically crewed the Ishumra by himself in DS1, when you think about it. He unfucked the centrifuge, shot the anti asteroid lasers, etc.

>>725272056
In Dead Space 2 and 3, they kind of made it a point that humans had lost one colony after another, either from Unitologists, lack of recources or even other necromorph outbreaks. Earth, the moon and probably a few other outposts is basically all that's still functioning.

This never made sense to me, honestly. When you've got FTL and planet cracking, nothing should stop a species from spreading like crazy across the galaxy and building dyson swarms in every star system.

>>725274261
You don't have to be sane to shoot a big moon

>>725275034
>you've got FTL
What's keeping the people in dead space from crashing a ship into the moons at ftl speeds?

>>725274497
Lure the only kid with a Keyblade with illusions of his lover.

>>725273798
did u get better since then

>>725275376
Because the ships aren't going FTL speeds in their own reference frames and thus aren't carrying the energy of photons. You can see that the passage of time is normal for the occupants in the opening of DS1. It's some kind of space warping method as it has to be in reality or any fiction that makes sense. An object actually traveling at light speed wouldn't experience any time because the speed of light is the rate of propagation of forces for all particles in that object.

>>725263982 (OP)
Planet cracking ship with every security feature disabled, power up the bass cannon

>>725275376
Because that's not how FTL works, star wars zoomer

>>725264842
More nihilism would in no way improve society.

>>725263982 (OP)
You cut off his limbs

>>725270000
Checked
People hate the end times because of how sloppily written it was. Very clearly a "let's kill this franchise" corporate push rather than an organic ending, which manifests itself in the stupidity by which many pivotal characters are killed.

>>725264530
>crashing this solar system

>>725264842
>>725275910
This. We are already in a situation where the minimization of the human experience is used as cope and justification for continued exploitation. You might as well hand over civilization to the clankers if you really believe our heads need to be shrunk more

>>725270940
The City is orders of magnitude bigger than all Brethren moons combined. And I don't think many of it's inhabitants can be considered "alive", not in a biological or organic way.
I also believe that a Safeward hound beats a necromorph in combat. That goes for every pairing of similar size.

>>725274773
that was an entire game though, imagine having to do the entire DS1 playthrough every time something goes wrong WHILE the ship is operational while also fighting a fucking moon. he needs a crew of disposable chinese people to work the heavy machinery, especially the lathes.

>>725264605
>>725264716
You people act like they had no plans to destroy them in DS4.
>hurrr the bad guys won
No, the story is just incomplete because DS4 ended up not being a financially viable project.
They might finish it one day

>>725264530
Presumably go into hibernation and just wait for the next civilization to arise after being influenced by a marker and gobble them up too?

>>725263982 (OP)
Just shoot the yellow part with a big gun to kill it instantly.

>>725263982 (OP)
assuming you're not insane from marker influence, your ship has no unitologists on it or youre not currently getting shredded by a slasher. an assload of nukes should do it.

>>725270940
Would the moons actually even gift a shit about The City? Like, would they just leave it alone? Or would they ultimately recognize it as a threat to their existence? Aren't they all about peace through stillness or some shit?

How the fuck did the moon travel across the absurd vastness of space to reach the Earth so quickly?

>planet cracking is literally a thing in the setting
>people ITT don't think humans would have weaponry capable of battling something like this
I'm pretty sure the ending of the DLC to 3 was not intended to be the end of the series as a whole, EA just killed the series after their tomfuckery ruined it's reputation.

>>725263982 (OP)
A dimensional flattening weapon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5rXdGkVTkY

>>725272056
>most sci-fi depictions of humanity can't
almost all popular mainstream scifi series like starwars,startrek,stargate,halo,mass effect etc have some form of on demand planet bombardment hell we can do it right now in modern times. 40k isn't even anywhere near the top of the scifi food chain in terms of powerscaling.

>>725263982 (OP)
Deploy Kirby.

>>725275627
kek, get Sora raging mad like in Re: COM and he would murderhobo anything.

Dont worry, they'd leave the second they tasted india

>>725263982 (OP)
With a planet cracking spaceship.
Or like 5 shots from a plasma cutter.

>>725265752
DID YOU PLAYED THE GAME? The maker in the game is a beacon the failed moon released when it was frozen. That's why everyone who get close go mad or make more makers.

>>725263982 (OP)
Shoot the tentacles with an xbox hueg plasma cutter.

>>725271332
So you're coping with yours by playing horror computer games? That's beyond pathetic

>>725281909
He and you are misremembering DS1. The engineers who made the Ishimura marker altered it to contain necromorphs instead of spread them. All makers are made by species that are exposed to markers made by other species.

>>725266575
>Tragedies aren't allowed to exist
The point of tragedy is to teach a moral lesson. What exactly is the moral lesson we are intended to come away with here?

>>725263982 (OP)
Well...there have to be other horrors in the universe that even the Moons are afraid of, right? I would just try to lure one of those out and bait the Moons into a trap.

>>725282365
>What exactly is the moral lesson we are intended to come away with here?
don't use strange alien technology for material gain and don't worship strange idols or else everyone dies

>>725263982 (OP)
bug spray

>>725264716
People still don't get the series was a metaphor for EA?

>>725282365
NTA but it's not a tragedy, it's just a bad ending. Horror is full of them, it's the one genre where it's pretty common for the evil to win and kill everyone in the end.

>>725263982 (OP)
Feed it seed oils.

The series has FTL travel. Just find a way to launch big chunks of rock/metal at ridiculous speeds through space at them.

>>725282365
>What exactly is the moral lesson we are intended to come away with here?
Value your own life because the universe doesn't

>>725278926
Erm don’t think about it okay?

>>725264716
I just don’t get why 2 needed a sequel when it had a good enough ending anyway

>>725283331
This lmao
1 pebble launched at the speed of light would explode the entire thing

>>725265174
>and using engineering tools as unconventional weapons
A wrench was a potential murder weapon in Clue. So no, you're objectively wrong, and "wrong" isn't a strong enough word.

Some dev implied that the moon brethren weren't the endgame and there was something scarier out there

>>725263982 (OP)
there's always a bigger fish

just use hedgehogs i guess

>>725283574
I have a hard time believing you blundered into a Dead Space thread not knowing the entire arsenal of the series are just slightly modified engineering and mining tools (with a few exceptions like the pulse rifle) so I assume you have a more reasonable point you want to make and have just failed spectacularly at making it
And that's generously ignoring that wrenches are so far away from being usable weapons in the Dead Space you can probably count on one hand how many times they merely physically show up in the entire series

>>725283574
The core gameplay concept of DS is fighting zombies with extreme OSHA uncompliance, so he was in fact objectively correct. Almost every "weapon" in the games is an intentionally misused power tool.

>>725284245
The pulse rifle always triggered my autism. It's a dedicated weapon that is very effective at killing necros when a big lore thing is that standard guns are terrible at killing them. Of course in game they also go down pretty easily even if you are just bodyshotting them but I attribute that to the devs not wanting to upset drooling retards that continue to ignore the 50 billion different "CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS" hints the player is given at the start.

>>725283574
>erm this board game has a wrench as an improvised weapon so there actually was a trend using engineering tools as unconventional weapons in videogames

Are you retarded? System Shock 2 would've been a better argument and it would still be aggressively retarded.

>>725264140
Yeah fire that off a few times at max power and the moon is gone

Captcha: V8HARM

>>725263982 (OP)
Leave him to me.

>>725264309
>>725264321
>>725264519
Hear me out...
Death Star

>>725284468
I always thought that it was an intentional joke by the devs
>Players finally get their hands on the pulse rifle
>"Finally, a real weapon! I am finally a military action shooter dude!"
>"Real" weapons are actually crap against this exact type of enemy
>Not only are the engineering tools more effective, they're just more fun to use
It even basically explains why the military job so hard against them without needing to say it out loud, I can respect it

>>725284928
Okay I may have written out that reply without entirely paying attention to the content of the post, but in my defense, it's 3am where I am right now and I am stupid

>>725284928
only in DS1 is the pulse rifle shit compared to other options, in DS2 it is fucking OP

>>725285373
It's still pretty damn strong in DS1, accurate as hell and concentrated shots delimb quickly. The secondary fire isn't nearly as useful but it IS cool looking.

>>725263982 (OP)
Just wait until heat death. EZPZ

>DS1
>have a computer that could bend the game over a table and fuck it's ass 6 different ways to Sunday
>firing the flamethrower causes my fps to tank to single digits

?

>>725282365
>The point of tragedy is [ASSUMPTION]
grow up

>>725279154
The chaos gods laugh at the term "powerscaling", they're literally beyond the scale. They've consumed countless realities before and they'll do it again, just like they're doing in 40k. You'd need something like high-end marvel reality warpers like Eternity to deal with them.

>>725265549
The whole point of the Dead space games was that (you) used mining equipment as unorthodox weapons to kill necromorphs.
Even if there are disadvantages using a planet cracker to destroy a moon would be a pretty cool conclusion, doing what you've been doing the whole series on a planetary scale.

Could you not also use flamethrowers/explosives/acid chemicals to kill the necromorphs too? IIRC the games mostly focused on cutting limbs.

>>725283574
holy shit this nigga dumb

>>725275278
Yeah you kind of do or you end up missing and getting eaten by your shipmates

>>725267817
>its just tyranids with more steps
holy cringe

>>725264605
>You don't, which is why Earth was destroyed in the end

Wasn't that just a final fuck you to EA so it would be impossible to make sequels after finding out their studio was getting closed?

>>725264842
>birthrates are plummeting and suicides are skyrocketing because people have no hope for the future
>you know what would fix this? More nihilism.

You're literally retarded.

>>725286204
WH fantasy chaos gods eat 'realities' because realities in fantasy are small and self-contained. They're just a generic 'dimensional invader' threat there with a demon-viking aesthetic.

Chaos gods in 40k were literally born from the subconscious of warp-sensitive races like eldar, orks, etc. There's no other realities, they haven't ever actually accomplished anything except shitting up the warp and causing a civil war. Their power within the material realm is extremely limited and they rely mostly on mortal patsies to do anything.

40kfags wanking powerlevels when they don't even know their own lore is cringe.

>>725263982 (OP)
Getter Beam.

>>725263982 (OP)
Very large bomb or a big laser. Very fast asteroid if you want to go analog. Little tiny vial of Nanomachines if you're the type of guy that eats fugu for the thrill of potential death.
Or like teleport it into hell or something if you're into that.

>>725267858
>Operate
Only if you want the moon for ores
>Mantain
Bitch I'm cranking everything to 300% capacity and letting the ship explode after I rip this moon an asshole so big there's nothing left of it.

>>725263982 (OP)
>Only way to win the game is to not play
SlopKino

Lightning from the ff13 trilogy easily solos.

>>725275790
Why not teleport chunks of the bretheren moon into the sun using FTL engines?

>>725285373
If you stasis and laser down everything I guess, every other weapon is much more convenient against regular enemies. It's still pretty much necessary to take because of how often the babby swarms show up anyway.

I know DS2 got that fan patch recently that fixed a ton of shit but does anything like that exist for DS1?

>>725294789
https://www.pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Dead_Space

>>725275719
he dead

>>725271332
you try HARDER
you LEARN from your MISTAKES
you get STRONGER

>>725263982 (OP)
You beat it by fucking it!

>>725265346
Sucks on it like it's a piece of seaside rock candy

>>725273798
Fire isn't the end of wheat, but merely the beginning of bread. Death is just the final step on the path to something greater.

>>725271332
the kamen rider inside you can never die

>>725296201
Well ackshually, milling is the end of wheat.
Water is the end of flour
Fire is the end of dough
Mouth is the end of bread
It all becomes shit

>>725264015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8f1uRg8rFY

>>725296595
shit just becomes fertilizer for new wheat
death is never the end

>>725263982 (OP)
Try cranking the volume to 11

>>725264716
Tpbp
Retards babble something about cosmic horror and tragedy but I call its bad story. That ending came out of nowhere and was obviously tackled on since dead space as series was dying.

>>725263982 (OP)
Easily.

>>725275627
sex with kh1 kairi (with duct tape on her mouth so she can't annoy me with her stupid voice)

>>725293223
this is like saying you're gonna take a wrecked car from a junkyard and it won't matter that the car doesn't start or have a battery, since you are just going to drive it real quick to mcdonalds and then dump it. the car still doesn't start

>>725264842
>In the cosmological order Humans are tadpoles
Compared to what?

>>725263982 (OP)
a big ass RKV

>>725270647
>>725272056
moons are probably easier than tyranids by way of just being one giant fleshball cognitohazard or no
until we get some real depiction of what its like when a moon approaches another celestial entity to spread its super fun times its hard to quantify how much of a threat it could be to any sci fi settings where humanity has achieved FTL and has more than the ramshackle interstellar civilization it has in dead space
we've seen it warping whatever organisms it gets a hold of into completely foreign and unrelated forms so it making big flesh monsters designed to be thrown at other planets to get a foothold isn't out of the realm of possibility we just haven't seen it because the series' focus is on how humans are spreading it to by ignorantly making markers
its basically just a daemon world and one that obeys more of the fundamental laws of reality than most and daemon worlds can be dealt with through enough applied munitions
the threat is mainly that when a planet gets to that point there's not much else to do besides glass it and forget the place existed

lol
lmao

Send in XCOM

>>725299548
>first thing I think of is open mouth = put dick in
I need to spend less time on the internet

>>725299795
how are you this coombrained?
I have jerked off literally almost every day for the past ten years and i don't even think like that

>>725299980
Only ten years? I average 3 times a day for like 23 years now.

>>725263982 (OP)
How do they FTL to Earth ?

>>725300125
i'm not in my 30s or 40s, oldhead

>>725263982 (OP)
>casually throws a galaxy at the galaxy you're in to fling every celestial body involved spiraling away into the void
>laughs in non baryonic matter

>>725283693

>The ideas for the game are mainly confined to Visceral Games' story team. While they knew how the game would end, Wanat refused to give the ending away in case Electronic Arts returned to the franchise. He provided hints by stating "I don't want to give away the lore, but I will say that we spent a bit of time working out the origin of the Necromorphs and what purpose humans held in this dark universe. Would players find a way out of the Necromorph apocalypse? I'd say yes, but they might be sorry they did. Sometimes you're better off with the devil you know..."

And then I won't link to leddit but the cut audio from DS2:
>"Bonny Worthington (I believe she's stating her name anyways.) - It all makes sense now. I have to leave this in case I don't make it out.
>We are objects of revenge. The echo in our brains is not an echo at all - It's a genetic defense mechanism implanted from whoever or whatever created us. They were fighting the markers billions of years ago and they're still fighting them now, through us.
>The markers are some horrific revenge tool, planted like parasitical wasp eggs (I think?) on caterpillar larvae. We're the latest pawns in an eons long war.
>Oh god, I'm not going to make it. This information can't die here. It must get out.
>No! No! [Screaming.]"

>>725300431
Then stop using this site and speaking out of turn immediately, broccoli monkey.

>>725300637
make me, bitch

>>725300624
>The echo in our brains
Like brainwaves? The dementia? What is she talking about?

I love dead space threads, you guys are great

be honest...


would you?

>>725303460
The naked female one, yeah

>>725264716
As horrifying as the ending is, Humanity isn't completely gone. There are still space colonies

>>725265091
BBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>725263982 (OP)
ENTER

>>725263982 (OP)
hit it really hard

>>725264780
>Sometimes the bad guys
More like most of the time. Fiction exists so we can pretend that good has a fighting chance.

>>725263982 (OP)
A planetoid sized necromorph would seem undefeatable in any setting where they haven't already established that civilian commercial spacecraft can pull apart entire planets just to mine them

Why the hell they didn't have Isaac use the Ishimura to pull apart the moon is beyond me

>>725264716
>>725264605
>>725277138
Go play Starcraft, Starcraft: Brood War, and Starcraft 2 so you can understand why SC2 didn't need to be made when all it did was ruin the story (despite being a fun to play campaign) of a dire fictional universe that no rational human being would want to live in.

>>725264562
>Not using the techno organic obliterator virus to give these jellyfish faggots a taste of their own medicine

Fucking casual

>>725304478
>eats indian food
>projectile vomits blood for three hours
>*dies*

gg bro

>>725263982 (OP)
not let it form in the first place

>>725263982 (OP)
Dead Space sucks

>>725305893
I agree

>>725264716
Ask me how I know you can only play games and watch movies where people look like you

>>725292109
The emperor is more endgame than ttgl garbage

>>725305750
Two birds, one stone.

>>725263982 (OP)
One Ship
One Bomb

>>725263982 (OP)
Punch it really really hard

>>725263982 (OP)
You need a big appetite

>>725263982 (OP)
>the enemy is a living alien planet
>MC works on a ships designed to crack planets apart
>we never see the SS Ishimura kill one of these things
Why?

>>725263982 (OP)
Send this guy to eat the whole moon.

>>725263982 (OP)
That's a big metroid I get Samus to kill it

>>725265174
Ya it was so obviously being set up as the solution. Dig diggy diggity moons!

>>725311331
I wonder if Alex's mind would be strong enough to consume them entirely

>>725296201

Was this picture released around 3's release? If it predates it then this would mean they always knew they'd go for literal moons being the villains

>>725304559
>>725311048
I know the man for the job

can I get a qrd?
whats so scary about these things

>>725312092
There is no Alex, he died at Pen station when he got cornered by blackwatch and shot to shit.

>>725267858
>clone Isaac hundreds of times
>get the clones to operate a really big planet cracker
>chuck the pieces of the brethren moon into a star
WHY WOULDN'T THIS WORK?

>strap 400 trillion barefoot milfs to a rocket
>forcefeed them a ton of beans
>superglue their buttholes shut
>wait until they are filled with poo
>launch rocket at Brethren Moon
>destroyed by the sheer mass of milf shit

>>725300624
They're basically a bioweapon created in desperate times by some race against something unknown

>>725263982 (OP)
Drill it

What if we took the brethren moons and moved them someplace else

>>725298725
Nigga it's a video game. Battery being missing and having to grab something replace it is par for the fucking course for standard video game protagonist.
And it not starting is the most fucking trivial thing you could've said. You must be a fucking moron who thinks their car is a mystic fucking golem and you can't jury rig around something like that like I did for 3 fucking years with my own truck.
You're an actual retard. Say something like the engine block being missing because then it'd actually take some effort that a video game protagonist might not have time for.

>>725265174
The Ishimura was the answer all along.