I hope the piece of shit who made this fucking garbage gets his skull smashed in
Got filtered by the swamp, eh?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:11:57 AM
No.725266332
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>>725266097 (OP)
Shut up retard.
Go back to Elden Ring.
>>725266161
He probably didn't even make it past the prologue.
>>725266097 (OP)
Lol, op got filtered
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:21:26 AM
No.725266730
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>>725285229
>>725266647
The swamp is overhated. None of those drowners can even hurt you so you just run from quest to quest while ignoring them
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:21:29 AM
No.725266731
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>>725266097 (OP)
your mother sucks dwarf cock
>>725266161
No The Beast and his bullshit pain fire attack that isn't even telegraph to the player. I had to hid behind the area between the little shed and the house. What a poorly design fight. I just finished it but that was shit. Any tips on how to deal with future bullshit areas like the swamp you talked about or any other areas?
>>725266916
>got filtered by the beast
lol
lmao even
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:28:43 AM
No.725267030
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>>725271369
>>725266916
I remember when I was but a young retard, I reloaded the save before the Beast so I could chug a potion for it. You're right that it's a bit weird that this is the hardest fight in the game and anything after becomes easy as you gain more levels
Anyway just use Aard
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:28:46 AM
No.725267034
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>>725267165
>>725266916
>almost filtered by a mini-boss
Anon...
Friendly reminder Vincent did nothing wrong
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:31:12 AM
No.725267156
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>>725266916
the great filter
regen potion, specter oil and aard my nigga
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:31:24 AM
No.725267165
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>>725268086
>>725266982
>>725267034
He's right though. It's the fight that nearly got me to drop this seires too. It sucks for a first time playthrough
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:33:02 AM
No.725267248
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>>725267373
>>725267120
Werewolf vigilante game when?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:34:28 AM
No.725267303
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Chapter 2 outstays its welcome by about 8 hours. Honestly fuck the Temple Quarter.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:34:30 AM
No.725267304
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>>725266097 (OP)
Lol at your Amerifat life, fag.
Game is mega kino.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:34:38 AM
No.725267309
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>>725266097 (OP)
Filtered by peak rpg gayming
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:35:22 AM
No.725267334
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>>725266097 (OP)
Faggot filtered by ludo
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:36:06 AM
No.725267373
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>>725267248
It's called Werewolf: The Apocalypse - Earthblood. You're an eco-terrorist or something.
>put all points into Igni
>win game
Goddamn this game was so kino, I'm gonna replay it
>>725266097 (OP)
>pc screaming out in pain while the opening cinematic runs with 400something fps, because nobody thought to put in a cap somewhere
How does that happen?
>mfw witcher medallion starts vibrating when I return to my good friend Raymond's home
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:40:19 AM
No.725267547
[Report]
>>725268004
>>725267505
Jesus dude, set your own, to fix framepacing issues too. Should be common sense for PC gaming.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:42:23 AM
No.725267630
[Report]
>>725268004
>>725267505
Almost every single game that runs on unity has uncapapped framerate, you should have set a global limit ages ago unless you enjoy burning your GPU to a crips for no reason.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:42:43 AM
No.725267645
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>>725267772
>>725267529
Witcher 1 is so fun... fuck the echinops
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:45:45 AM
No.725267772
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>>725267645
I only went out at night if I had a contract for a specific monster. Going out during the day meant I only had to fight the easier version of those
>>725267431
On hardest difficulty quen + yrden is your friend, a real boss killer while protecing you from game ending status effects which are ramped up significantly
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:48:44 AM
No.725267924
[Report]
>>725268004
>>725267505
>because nobody thought to put in a cap somewhere
people still do this shit today (new world lol)
first thing you do with a gpu is set global fps cap in drivers.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:50:07 AM
No.725267991
[Report]
>>725267431
i liked maxing out the sword styles, strong silver gold tier skills where geralts starts doing black flips and shit is awesome as well as the finishers.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:50:22 AM
No.725268001
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>>725268062
So were you just supposed to divine with magic that you'd need the anti-knockdown potion and anti-blind talent to fight Azar Javed without getting cancer or...?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:50:26 AM
No.725268004
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>>725267924
>>725267630
>>725267547
Not him but thanks for pointing that out, set max framerate to 165 in the Nvidia control panel
>>725267886
You don't need any of that gay shit, just melee
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:51:44 AM
No.725268062
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>>725268168
>>725268006
>"just melee"
>has like 5 potions active
>>725268001
It's a cRPG made before 2010, friend. Every quicksave creates a new save, just reload an older one
>>725267165
>It sucks for a first time playthrough
because you dingle berries don't read. abigail sells you specter oil and berengar's notes tells you is a spectral monster.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:53:23 AM
No.725268135
[Report]
>>725268163
>>725266647
I thought this was just a meme when I first saw it. But when I played the game I saw. This image isn't a fucking lie, they never stop coming. Rose Bros forever.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:54:20 AM
No.725268163
[Report]
>>725268303
>>725268135
>run straight through the swamp
>20 drowners and a few bloedzuigers following me
>kill one bloedzuiger
>it blows up
>starts a chain reaction with the others
>all enemies gone
>get 0 XP because they were grey level already
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:54:31 AM
No.725268168
[Report]
>>725268225
>>725268062
Well yeah the potions help with melee and last forever, Thunderbolt is the only one doing anything anyways
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:55:04 AM
No.725268184
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>that feel when you aard+dagger your way through the game and run into someone immune to knockdown
I know no one cares anymore but I'm still mad how much they nerfed signs builds in W2
At least they fixed it in 3, until the endgame at least
>>725268006
>>725268168
My Berengar died the first time I did this boss due to that stun attack bullshit, then I redid it with resist stun and it was easy to win.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:56:49 AM
No.725268250
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>>725266916
If only you could use some utility tool, I dunno, like potions and oils or something similar, to kill the beast in a single combo. Would've been pretty cool.
>>725268203
Igni is such a wet fart in 2 compared to 1, some tiny little fireball
>>725268225
I have saved him before but it's not intended and the game doesn't acknowledge it, I don't think he gets mentioned again either way so you can just pretend he lives I suppose
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:58:01 AM
No.725268303
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>>725268163
If only the writer played the game so he could write shit like this in the books or in the gay show.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:59:48 AM
No.725268370
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>>725267886
Anon, Igni also rapes its way through the Hard difficulty. Of all my playthroughs - and yes, I did quen/yrden as well - Igni was by far the easiest.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:59:49 AM
No.725268371
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>>725268468
>>725268006
>>725268225
>they got to bring a friend to Azar
Huh?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:00:05 PM
No.725268381
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>>725282931
>>725268006
>he didn't save berengar
You didn't beat the game
>you now remember that before the Enhanced Edition you had to clear out old saves because once you got dozens of old saves, loading would take 10x as long
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:00:20 PM
No.725268386
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>>725268658
>>725268302
If you bring your witcher 1 save to 2 Berengar is in the opening cutscene but yeah nothing after that.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:02:00 PM
No.725268454
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>>725268498
>>725268203
Being a bomb throwing alchemist is much cooler anyway.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:02:21 PM
No.725268468
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>>725268371
if you spare him he joins the battle and dies helping
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:02:42 PM
No.725268481
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>>725268383
You're still have to clear old saved manually unless you want your storage to be clogged with them. iirc the auto-/quicksave always created a new save instead of overwriting a fixed one.
Back then I had half a GB of inky W1 saves.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:03:03 PM
No.725268498
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>>725268648
>>725268454
>>725268302
I had fun making a full sword build in W2 anyway, just sad about signs
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:03:34 PM
No.725268523
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>>725268383
witcher 2 still does that
when I reinstalled and wanted to check out my old saves my game crashed
had to manually remove most of my saves while fighting steam's cloud save feature
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:04:23 PM
No.725268559
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>>725268086
Codex in witcher 1 was great
>codex entry for those annoying carnivorous plants says they ony grow in places where a terrible unpunished crime took place
>the merchant and the old man in the swamp have a bunch of those flowers growing in their backyards
Was there a quest in the first area with little thumbelina-sized gnomes or did I fucking fever dream that?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:06:40 PM
No.725268648
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>>725268498
even sadder about sword moves in 2, nothing in it or even 3 compares to even the finishers of 1. that one finisher in 1 where gearlt will jump on a human enemy's shoulders and literally shove his sword down their throat is crazy.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:06:56 PM
No.725268658
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>>725269032
>>725268386
Really? I don't remember that. Post screenshots, because I went out of my way to save him
>Give Radovid both Adda and the other foltest daughter
>never even mentioned in witcher 3
>that fag roche acts like they don't exist
Witcher 3 was such a piece of shit game now that I think about it
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:13:45 PM
No.725268920
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>>725268961
>>725268602
You dreamt it.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:13:55 PM
No.725268925
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>>725269203
>>725268883
I mean odds are they're both dead.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:14:26 PM
No.725268961
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:14:34 PM
No.725268964
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>>725268602
Not in the first area but there's gnome creatures in Act 4 who steal or want a cat harness from a crypt, you don't directly talk to them though
>>725268658
it's hard to make out in screen shots. at the start of 2 when geralt is half dead in the rain you see vesemir and what appears to be berengar (he has the bandana and everything) running towards geralt. i think its technically a dream sequence and i'm not even sure if save file import affects it.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:16:45 PM
No.725269070
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>>725269032
lol I forgot how low res his scar texture is for some reason
>>725268925
Then why not mention it? When the entire regicide plot plays out why doesn't geralt call roche out on the fact that he's rebelling against foltest's heirs? Two of them in fact and that more likely than not nilfgaardians will kill them
>>725268883
>Witcher 3 was such a piece of shit game now that I think about it
That is true. They scrapped so many storylines, Saskia, Detmold, Foldest's daughter, The gay mage, Leto, forced break up with Triss, Jan Natalis. None of those got any conclusion, because CD Projekt wanted to normiefy the story.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:21:20 PM
No.725269274
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>>725269032
But that's a dream sequence from before the start of witcher 1, when witcherbros find geralt after he returns from avalon. So yes, berengar is alive at that point but that's regardless of the outcome of the first game
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:22:47 PM
No.725269345
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>>725269492
>>725269249
>Leto,
at least he's in the game
>forced break up with Triss
Wasn't forced. Geralt got memories about yennefer back and he never loved triss in the first place. Even in the books he no way fags her every time even when him and yennefer are technically on a break
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:23:32 PM
No.725269374
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>>725269523
>>725269203
Radovid isn't Foltests heir tho?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:24:18 PM
No.725269410
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>>725269559
>>725266647
Post the real one
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:24:34 PM
No.725269426
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>>725269249
I don't think they knew what they were doing with 2 really, before the Enhanced Edition came out there was no explanation for why Foltest's bastard son suddenly dies despite being featured in the intro and the girl is now the heir. I don't think having two seperate paths with their own stories helped as you're always going to miss something
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:26:13 PM
No.725269492
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>>725269598
>>725269345
>Wasn't forced
I would agree if you couldn't date her again in 3.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:26:28 PM
No.725269510
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>>725269652
>>725266097 (OP)
What's that anon, getting filtered? Butthurt from not having minimal brain requirements other have to enjoy this? Go play w3 instead, its ready, had lots of naked women and witcher mode so you never have to do anything yourself.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:26:48 PM
No.725269523
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>>725271967
>>725269374
Adda is, or the other what's her name. And both are either married to Radovid or in his care. So yes, Radovid's children by Adda or what's her name are the next in line for Temeria's throne
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:28:37 PM
No.725269591
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>>725269249
>None of those got any conclusion, because CD Projekt wanted to normiefy the story
Lol LMO.
It have nothing to do with normification, CDPR simply don't plant that far ahead, this is why W1 to W2 saves only give you better starting gear + one cameo character in act 3. This is also saves W2 to W3 don't do much, this ain't mass effect that was planned as trilogy, they just CDPR simply was throwing shit at wall and looking what will stick. Other problem they made too many big choices in W2, king dies or lives, who win war, who rule temeria etc. Having to account for all of this bullshit would detract from what they alredy were trying to do with new game, so it all got made meaningless because nilfgaard conquers all or radovid kills everyone and now no matter what happens you are in the same point.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:28:54 PM
No.725269598
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>>725269997
>>725269492
Now THAT was actually forced. The entire "tee-hee whom will geralt choose" was retarded and only included because it's a staple in vidya of that genre
>>725269510
>its ready, had lots of naked women
Witcher 1 has more sex and naked women than both 2 and 3 combined though
>>725269652
Does Geralt even fuck any random peasant women in the books? I can't recall
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:33:07 PM
No.725269783
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>>725269978
>>725269705
He fucks a random nun
>>725269705
He fucks random nuns, bards and medical students so no reason to assume he wouldn't fuck a random peasant girl
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:36:55 PM
No.725269958
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>>725269559
Danke anon for some reason I still have all my old /v/ shit from 2013 saved EXCEPT my witcher folder I have no fucking idea where that went.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:37:17 PM
No.725269978
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>>725270194
>>725269865
I don't have a problem with the sex scenes and cards, was just wondering if CDPR made up that character trait. I only remembered Shani. Didn't even remember he fucked the bard
>>725269783
The one from the framing story of Last Wish?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:37:35 PM
No.725269997
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>>725270294
>>725269598
Exactly, this is why the break up was forced too. Otherwise, Gerald would have an established relationships with Triss and it would be hard to write Yennifer in.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:40:16 PM
No.725270123
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>>725270227
>>725269998
Enjoy your 1/100 of a levelup
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:41:48 PM
No.725270194
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>>725269978
>The one from the framing story of Last Wish?
Yes, the one he calls Yennefer
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:42:20 PM
No.725270221
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>>725266097 (OP)
>skyrimmodkiddie when they get filtered by morrowind
>>725270123
Early on you get like 1 level up from 10 wipes of this spot and there is a campfire to reset.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:42:42 PM
No.725270243
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>>725270335
>>725269865
>no reason to assume he wouldn't fuck a random peasant girl
Nuns, bards and med students might adhere to at least a basic level of personal hygiene.
>>725270227
>nigga's unironically grinding in the fucking Witcher
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:43:54 PM
No.725270294
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>>725270353
>>725269997
No, I think it's ok that he was fucking triss in witcher 2 since he didn't remember yennefer and I think it's completely in character for him to immediately break it up after he remembers her and also realises that triss is a lying whore. The triss/yennefer dichtomy shouldn't have existed in witcher 3 however
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:44:23 PM
No.725270315
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>>725270273
I unironically grinded in 3 one level. I was 33 and I finished all quests or smth, and I needed level 34 for a master set, so I grinded 1000 endlessly spawning drowners with the crossbow underwater.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:44:54 PM
No.725270335
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>>725270243
Maybe he like stinky pussy
>>725270294
>play W1 and W2
>nice romance with Triss, who has big tits
>read the books
>realize Triss is a cunt who tried to give Ciri to the Lodge
>play W3 and hard pivot to Yennefer, who's clearly perfect for Geralt
The canon way to experience this setting
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:46:31 PM
No.725270406
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>>725270445
>>725270273
The first game is super stingy with talent points so a few QoL ones feel like a complete waste. 1-2 levels extra fix that.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:47:19 PM
No.725270442
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>>725270489
>>725270227
They start giving 1xp pretty early on, plus once you get to Act 3 you can kill cockatrices in the swamp cave, they give insane amounts for some reason and then in Act 4 there's wyverns on the island
>>725270273
You have to grind if you want to see all the cool animations locked behind the gold talents
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:47:21 PM
No.725270445
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>>725270543
>>725270406
I'm pretty sure I remember filling out all bronze and silver skills even for shit I didn't need because I was showered in points, but it's been ages so I might be misremembering
>>725270442
what the fuck is a greater brother? are you fighting chaos space marines?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:48:27 PM
No.725270495
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>>725270353
>who's clearly perfect for Geralt
Bitch is textbook BPD, like most sorceresses.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:49:47 PM
No.725270543
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>>725270587
>>725270445
Bronze sure, but silver is where you need to start to make it count.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:50:06 PM
No.725270560
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>>725270489
Mutants created by the bad guy so humanity can survive the coming winter or something, the ending does get a bit weird compared to the earlier acts
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:50:44 PM
No.725270587
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>>725270543
I replayed the game a couple times but I'm a magefag so it's entirely possible I only specced into Igni every single time and thus had points to spare
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:50:54 PM
No.725270604
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>>725270706
>>725270489
Kek they really do look like warhammer enemies.
The plot of TW1 is a guy with the same special blood as Ciri thought that the snowpocalypse was inevitable so his plan for humanity to survive it was to turn them into mutants
>>725266097 (OP)
>people shit on inventory system
>try the game out, works bretty good for me
>try W2
>get filtered by inventory so hard don't even finish Flotsam
>>725270604
But snowpocalypse IS envitable. Despite what hacks in cdpr think it's not some magic event. It's what happens when the star dies and life on a planet can no longer be sustained. It's why witcher 3 ending makes zero sense whatsoever
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:53:40 PM
No.725270720
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>>725270668
>>people shit on inventory system
Do they? Sounds like you're listening to retards
Only slight problem with it was not finding shit with the small icons but they fixed that in the EE with the different sections for key items etc
>feel like replaying Witcher
>decide that this time I surely will pick a side
>end up doing a neutral playthrough for the nth time
FUCK
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:56:04 PM
No.725270823
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>>725304181
>>725270793
You quit the game before chapter 4 ends?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:56:52 PM
No.725270858
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>>725270706
>It's what happens when the star dies
That's not what the white frost is. It's just a global ice age
You're generally right about it simply being a normal climate event rather than an evil force Ciri can go fight in an ending, but it's not related to the star sputtering out, because that timeframe would be measured in billions of years
>>725270706
I can't remember exactly but the one in the first game is a magical event caused by the Wild Hunt I think, I mean they even have a frost motif in the 3rd one so they're related to it at least, I don't think humanity has to worry about preparing for the heat death of the universe as it's some time away
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 12:58:44 PM
No.725270950
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>>725271326
>>725270893
He's talking about the books, in which the white frost is an ice age, nothing more or less
The Wild Hunt are interplanetary Elves fleeing from their own ice age
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:00:12 PM
No.725271028
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>>725270893
>is a magical event caused by the Wild Hunt I think,
It's not. The elves just escaped from their planet when it was hit with ice age. As for frost motive - cdpr are hacks. White frost has nothing to do with the wild hunt
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:00:36 PM
No.725271049
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>>725269249
Also Iorveth got cut altho they did try to put him in the game.
Saskia, my waifu
I will never forgive the polish shits for writing her out of existence
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:02:09 PM
No.725271117
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>>725266916
>I had to hid behind the area between the little shed and the house.
Witchers truly have fallen on hard times.
>>725269249
I remember having to choose between Dijkstra (my favorite character from the books) and Roche
Roche is a bro but he had like two fucking lines of dialogue in 3, never made an easier choice
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:03:20 PM
No.725271160
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>>725266423
The first early act filtered me the first time I tried the game but then I gave it another go a few years later and got hooked
>best UI in the trilogy
>best story
>best combat
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:03:40 PM
No.725271175
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>>725271121
Yes but what Dijkstra is doing in that quest is incomprehensible. Really shows how poorly written the third part of the game
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:04:05 PM
No.725271194
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>>725271443
>>725271121
I simply didn't do the quest. It's what Geralt would have done. The second some bitch tries to involve him in politics he would have peaced out
>>725271113
IIRC you don't even learn that she's the dragon if you side with Roche, right? Has there ever been another game where you gotta play through twice to get the whole story?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:05:02 PM
No.725271242
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>>725271357
>>725266161
even chapter 2 is absurdly long fetch quest
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:05:32 PM
No.725271267
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>>725278205
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:06:17 PM
No.725271310
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>>725271113
Sir, that's a filthy lizard.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:06:34 PM
No.725271326
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>>725272803
>>725270950
>the white frost is an ice age, nothing more or less
And all that stuff with the the cold of the space in between worlds seeping through the cracks of the failing worlds was just added by the game?
>>725271113
kek she fucked off in a comic book tying w2 and w3, soz u missed it
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:06:42 PM
No.725271331
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>>725272803
>>725271209
Yep, if you pick roche first as i imagine most people you have no idea why its even offering you a choice to spare the dragon and will probably just kill it lmao
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:07:14 PM
No.725271357
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>>725266161
Swamp fucking sucks, I hate swamp.
>t: finished game multiple times on all 3 paths
>>725271242
This chapter 2 is fucking fetch quest and swamp sucks. When you finish it then guess beck in chapter 3 you have to return to swamp again.
Fuck I hate swamp.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:07:43 PM
No.725271369
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>>725271443
>>725267030
probably the hardest fight in the franchise desu
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:08:37 PM
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>>725271963
>>725271327
fuck you, that's not canon
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:08:59 PM
No.725271415
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>>725271547
>>725271327
Ah, the good old nu-DudeSex way of offloading everything to comic books and novels no one cares about.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:09:15 PM
No.725271423
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>>725266097 (OP)
If you have that strong of an opinion of the best in the trilogy, you better not check the sequels.
>>725271113
>famous adventurer was actually gold dragon in disguise
dmpc/10
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:09:53 PM
No.725271443
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>>725272436
>>725271194
>Geralt would simply stay out of it
This is insanely overmemed. The short story where the "I'd rather not choose at all" quote comes from ends with Geralt choosing a side and becoming the Butcher of Blaviken
That's the whole point, he parades the Witcher neutrality but has too much humanity to actually stay neutral
>>725271369
People always say the Letho bathhouse fight is the hardest though I personally never had issues with it
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:11:01 PM
No.725271497
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>>725271425
>>famous adventurer was actually gold dragon in disguise
What about it?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:12:14 PM
No.725271547
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>>725271415
For me it's the Prototype way of character writing
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:17:38 PM
No.725271773
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Witcher 1 is among the worst gamescI have ever played.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:21:06 PM
No.725271909
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>>725271425
better to have a tried than tested trope done right, rather than going for the "expectation subverted" shock factor
>>725271404
it is, to the games, say goodbye baby
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:22:19 PM
No.725271967
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>>725269203
The Regicide quest was so incredibly rushed, a fat cripple threatens to solo Geralt if he gets in the way of his 3 friends being murdered
>>725269523
tbf in TW2 Foltest basically disinherits Adda as she's mentioned at the start if you save her. And with all the potentially outcomes from that game (be it collapse, partition, baron warlords) it's not surprising that nobody in 3 cares about a treasonous curse relapsing incest baby.
>>725270353
Reading the books only made me realize that the only objectively good ending for Geralt is choosing neither Sorceress and Witchering it up with Ciri. Every single mage with more than a bit part is fucking awful, and if Radovid had limited his pogroms to just mages instead of all non-humans I unironically would have supported him.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:24:55 PM
No.725272091
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>>725271996
Yen would probably be up for playing the mom role while Geralt and Ciri go witchering
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:27:31 PM
No.725272195
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>>725272430
>>725271113
manlet fucker
>>725266097 (OP)
>>725266916
I beat this game with ease when I was a serious alcoholic, lol, git gud.
>>725270353
The only book that I read with Yennefer was the last wish, and she was a total bitch.
I went for Triss. Not only because she has big boobs but also because she doesn't act like a total bitch towards Geralt.
Also, fuck Ciri, she is a total mary sue who came out of nowhere and made all the plot revolve around herself. And now we will have to play as her in Witcher 4. I wish Triss had been successful at giving her to the Lodge
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:32:19 PM
No.725272423
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>>725272285
>slav game
>plays better when drunk
Figures
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:32:31 PM
No.725272430
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>>725272459
>>725272195
to be fair, from the perspective of a dragon, all humanoids are manlets
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:32:42 PM
No.725272436
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>>725271443
>That's the whole point, he parades the Witcher neutrality but has too much humanity to actually stay neutral
This. He doesn't care about petty squabbles like what's happening at the start of W2, he tries not to play the hero with the Nilf invasion but it still bothers him, and when Radovid starts killing sorcerers and non-humans (two groups that most of his friends belong to) he can't stay out of it when presented with an opportunity to do something.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:33:13 PM
No.725272459
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>>725272430
hey, i wasn't complaining
t. manlet
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:35:16 PM
No.725272554
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>>725272297
Ciri in W3 is in contrast to the books where she doesn't know what the fuck she's doing and is in way over her head. She's more experienced and can take care of herself now.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:36:52 PM
No.725272657
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>>725272781
>>725272297
>made all the plot revolve around herself
Ciri is canonically the most important person in the entire world. I understand that you hate it, but that's how it is in the books
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:38:14 PM
No.725272726
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>>725271209
Yes. The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante
W3 was saved by the expansions, the main story is such a hollowed out shell of what it was supposed to be. Tonally I love W2 the most.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:39:28 PM
No.725272781
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>>725272871
>>725272657
I mean, the books are pretty bad. I have only red a couple of them, and they are basically an edgy retelling of german fairy tales
And having shit writing in a video game because source material is shit is not a good excuse
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:39:49 PM
No.725272803
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>>725271326
Yes
>>725271331
I picked iorveth on my first playthrough because I honestly thought that roche has betrayed me when he ambushed us in the bathhouse. Iorveth has been reasonable with you the entire time. Roche is a sperg
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:40:41 PM
No.725272845
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>>725288683
>>725266982
Beast is the hardest fight in the game, even if you know what you are doing. It's probably the only fight in the game that can be classified as challenging. After that everything else is just faceroll.
>>725272781
>an edgy retelling of german fairy tales
The short stories are. The novels are different
Again, I'm not telling you you have to like it or go read them or anything. I'm simply telling you that W3 brought its story closer to the books, and there Ciri is the most important person
>shit writing
I doubt CDPR thinks so, since they're the ones who wanted to make games based on those books
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:43:46 PM
No.725273000
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>>725273682
>>725272871
>I doubt CDPR thinks so, since they're the ones who wanted to make games based on those books
But I think that I, as a paying customer, have a right to my own opinion, and that CDPR should listen.
And my opinion is that the Witcher Games were better when they were not so closely tied to the books and tried to do their own thing
All the best parts of Witcher 3 (Red Baron, the Crones) are original concepts that did not appear in the books.
>>725266161
>>725266647
It was unironically the comfiest area for me and had the best waifu.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:45:08 PM
No.725273060
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>>725273021
>had the best waifu
BASED
>>725273021
I forgot, who was the waifu there?
I remember that Triss and that medic girl were the waifus in the city, and in a later chapter you god the lady of the lake from the arthurian saga as a waifu
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:47:18 PM
No.725273151
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>>725272871
>W3 brought its story closer to the books, and there Ciri is the most important person
And yet it's still shit. I wasn't a fan of ciri in the books, but I didn't mind her. w3 ciri is a mary sue plain and simple. w3 is just bad both writing-wise and the way it handles the setting
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:47:59 PM
No.725273181
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>>725273227
im playing tw1 for the first time on hard, in the swamp area
is this a good or bad idea
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:48:17 PM
No.725273195
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>>725273083
The naked dryad presumably
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:48:53 PM
No.725273227
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>>725273181
It's fine, shit's easy if you have more than 1 braincell
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:48:54 PM
No.725273229
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>>725273021
>in game model is unironically sexier than the sex card
lmao
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:49:57 PM
No.725273273
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>>725273083
Streetwalking hookers you could bang for cheapest flowers(10$ or so) after doing quest.
>being a responsible 'father' results in 'bad' ending
thanks cdfaggotred
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:52:19 PM
No.725273380
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>>725273632
>>725271963
why is he roasting his horse in the last panel?
>>725272770
>the main story is such a hollowed out shell of what it was supposed to be
Everything, aside from the prologue perhaps, felt like a shitty open world game made without any care. And then you start Blood & Wine afterward, and it feels like it was made by a completely different studio that actually did care. What a fucking mess.
I did like the three witches and the music associated with them though, I'll give them that, but that's about it.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:52:33 PM
No.725273394
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>>725273674
>>725273348
Preventing Ciri's death is a bad ending?
>>725271996
I fucking hated the Lodge and hated how TW3 tried to create sympathy for them. In TW1 Triss is trying to manipulate you for the Lodge's gain shown via the mirror conversation. In TW2 the Lodge, under some bizarre guise of being helpful and neutral send "advisors" to monarchs but are actually trying to create endless stalemated war via Glevissig's betrayal, and we're supposed to think that Henselt is a bad guy for burning her alive. This also puts in doubt her (and therefore the Lodge's) claims to want to put down Deidre in TW1. In TW2 you also have Sile et al wanting to murder monarchs and getting played for fools, and again you're supposed to feel sorry for her in TW3. This also ties into Philippa's scheme to puppet run a whole kingdom via Saskia. Like genuinely they're all awful, and yet Dethmold is supposedly to be the villain because....he faithful serves his king, and is gay????
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:53:21 PM
No.725273429
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>>725273552
>>725273348
i don't remember much but I think Triss and Geralt adopted some child who, through some time travel shenanigans turns out to be the big bad whom Geralt needs to fight at the end
>>725273383
don't forget the blood baron
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:55:09 PM
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>>725273383
But B&W still had the exact same open world shit, they just renamed bandit camps to hanses
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:55:50 PM
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>>725273635
>>725273429
Yeah that's the plot of W1 lol. I don't like it very much.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:56:32 PM
No.725273593
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>>725273413
Nah, Detmold is a villain because he's a pedophile that rapes kids.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:57:03 PM
No.725273618
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>>725273481
tbf Velen does suffer from a good degree of ludonarrative dissonance (wank wank) as well as some questionable artistic design choices
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:57:14 PM
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:57:16 PM
No.725273635
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>>725273714
>>725273552
I remember that wild hunt was also tied somehow into it. But not sure how.
By the way, they totally botched the wild hunt in Witcher 3
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:58:09 PM
No.725273674
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>>725273785
>>725273394
By being responsible I mean that you don't let her her destroy a lab, steal horses or be a retard snowball fighting like she's 5.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:58:33 PM
No.725273682
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>>725273750
>>725273000
Anon...a bunch of shit in TW1 is just lifted from the books
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:59:17 PM
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>>725273813
>>725273635
Eredin appears at the end of W1 to spew some bs but that kinda gets rewritten so it doesn't really matter.
>>725273682
Like what?
From what I know Geralt actually dies in the books and in TW1 they are like "no, lmao, he actually didn't die"
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:01:12 PM
No.725273785
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>>725273812
>>725273674
Ah okay, shoulda just said from the get go you got severe autism and should probably never try your hand at raising kids of your own.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:01:47 PM
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>>725273714
Pretty sure that was just a figment of Geralt's mind, seeing as he and Alvin were mind fighting
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:02:03 PM
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>>725273912
>>725273413
I'm pretty sure the only one's you're meant to feel any sympathy for are Sile and Triss and maybe Kiera. As i recall you are totally given the option to tell Phillipe she's a dumb bitch that brought it all on herself.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:03:01 PM
No.725273881
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>>725273948
>>725273812
You're the one throwing a fit about failing the simplest choices in the game lmao.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:03:30 PM
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>>725267505
I’ve never encountered this but the idea of it is extremely funny
>>725273826
but why don't we get to kill Philipe in W3?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:03:48 PM
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>>725274032
>>725273812
NO CHILD STOP TRYING TO HAVE FUN YOU MUST GRIEVE GRANDPA WITH NO COPING MECHANISMS ALSO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GET REVENGE FOR GRANDPA
Father of the fucking year.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:04:31 PM
No.725273948
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>>725273881
I've replayed the game many times and got all endings. You are failing at keeping your composure.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:04:51 PM
No.725273962
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>>725273750
He dies but gets resurrected by a unicorn.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:05:45 PM
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>>725274068
>>725273750
The Salamandra are just a rehash of the Vilgefortz story, Alvin is Ciri 2.0, breaking Adda's curse is literally a redo of something Geralt had already done in exactly that way to the exact same person, just for starters.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:06:07 PM
No.725274032
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>>725273913
>he lets his kids steal and destroy property
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:06:19 PM
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>>725267529
>TFW you saw all the signs but did nothing because you didn't a think game could be that ludokino
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:06:41 PM
No.725274068
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>>725274117
>>725274012
it's not the same, it is inspired by the books
it's like poetry, it rhymes
>>725273481
Unfortunately, Blood Baron and his sob story absolutely does not work if you had actual experience with IRL alcoholics. It only makes you incredibly irritated for being forced to deal with this shit (now in games too).
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:07:40 PM
No.725274117
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:07:58 PM
No.725274132
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Say what you want about CDPR but they got the focus on pirouettes exactly right
Sapkowski fucking loves pirouettes and thinks they're the ultimate expression of superhuman swordsmanship
>>725273912
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ you had your chance to let her die in 2
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:09:50 PM
No.725274224
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>>725274306
>>725274081
Nah man, the Baron is sorry and mends his ways. True shit.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:10:23 PM
No.725274249
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>>725274504
>>725274191
uhm no. I got the chance to have one of her followers die, by exploding in the teleporting device rigged by Letho.
Philipe escapes W2 no matter what (she does lose her eyes though)
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:10:25 PM
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>>725274504
>>725274191
PHILIPPA NIGGER; PHILIPPA. NOT SILE, PHILIPPA.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:11:24 PM
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>>725274384
>>725274081
>>725274224
You guys have no empathy. Alcohol addicts are not happy people. They suffer
>>725266097 (OP)
I've only heard good things about The Witcher 1. Didn't play it, mind you, as it seems too dated for me. I know TW2 is pretty good, but I didn't even finish the opening sequence since I sucked at combat and three guards kept kicking my ass so I quit. Played The Witcher 3 all the way through + DLCs (Blood and Wine was amazing and a breath of fresh air from the gloomy, muddy, should I say, medival Britain astetics of the main game), took me 74 hours and I didn't even finish every side quest/activity. Had a blast! I tried a replay of TW3 4 months ago but I'm bored and only just got to the A Towerful of Mice quest, I just can't bring myself to grind up to Novigrad where the game opens-up a little more. I miss those days where I could just zone-out and be immersed in a gameworld for 6-10 hours at a time and just play. But my motivation to play games is low these days.
Maybe I just need to find the righ game?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:12:02 PM
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>>725273912
She was useful or something. As if no one else couldn't do that crystal shit she does.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:12:54 PM
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>>725275158
>>725274316
I don't really give a fuck about your blogpost but W1 combat is nothing like 2, so you can't really get filtered by not being able to roll in time or anything. It's a CRPG so it's mostly stat-based
>>725274306
What do you mean? This is what happens in the story. The Baron rides in the sunset and helps his wife in the good ending. Kicked the bottle for good.
>>725266097 (OP)
>W1
>absolute peak once everything clicks
>W2
>doodoo dogshit hitboxes don't even match animations
>W3
>eeehhh whatever i guess
>thronebreaker
>pretty good
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:15:18 PM
No.725274461
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>>725274495
>>725274384
then i guess i fucked up because he hanged himself in my game
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:15:22 PM
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>>725274384
Of course he would do exactly that, Witcher is a fantasy setting after all :^)
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:16:00 PM
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>>725274613
>>725274419
>>W1
>>absolute peak once Igni is maxed
ftfy
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:16:02 PM
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>>725274461
One of the more realistic endings. Also a valid one.
>>725274249
>>725274252
Oh yeah I'm retarded and turned Phillipa and Sile into one character. Woops. The non-bitch sorceress that I was thinking of was the head of the magic school that dies in the books.
>>725274419
W2 was such a rushjob but still managed to be kino despite the jank.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:17:38 PM
No.725274570
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>>725274504
>non-bitch sorceress
hahahHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:18:28 PM
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>>725274493
>have igni upgrade that causes fear
>cast igno on echinops
>it goes underground
>can still see the fear icon above its head through the ground
kino
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:19:43 PM
No.725274671
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>>725275052
>>725274558
It's kinda funny because the intro/prologue with the castle is so fucking long and it must've cost them a lot of time and money to make, only for them to run out of time and rush ACT3 which is the most important part.
Why does Triss get so much hate?
I don't remember her doing anything explicitely evil in the games
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:20:17 PM
No.725274704
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>>725266097 (OP)
>t. mother sucks dwarf cock
>>725269559
Now THIS is realistic.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:20:55 PM
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>>725298289
>>725274558
i got filtered by the clunky combat and those god awful menus, the story felt like it was going to go places but i could not hang on
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:21:01 PM
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>>725274701
mostly homos and book readers hate her, you can ignore them
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:22:46 PM
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>>725275026
>>725274701
She doesn't, except her relationship with geralt could be considered to be taking advantage of him since he has amnesia. In the books she works with the lodge and wants Ciri to join them but she doesn't actively work against Geralt or try to kidnap her or anything.
>>725266097 (OP)
LITERALLY just finished it. Great story, but the combat bits where you constantly get stunned can fuck off. Can't wait for the remake
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:24:17 PM
No.725274906
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>>725275504
>>725274886
>Can't wait for the remake
you aren't welcomed in these parts
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:25:46 PM
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>>725276024
>>725269998
In chapter V they give one (1) XP per kill
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:26:47 PM
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:26:56 PM
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>>725274831
>except her relationship with geralt could be considered to be taking advantage of him since he has amnesia
Pretty sure it's explicitly stated (by her no less) that she did take advantage and feels kinda shit about it. Even if she still pines after Geralt.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:27:01 PM
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>>725274701
I wish Ciri would get more hate but the game totally skipped on the fact that she grew up to be an annoying whore for some reason.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:27:08 PM
No.725275041
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>>725275504
>>725274886
>can't wait for the demake
lol
lmao
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:27:22 PM
No.725275052
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>>725274671
>It's kinda funny because the intro/prologue with the castle is so fucking long and it must've cost them a lot of time and money to make, only for them to run out of time and rush ACT3 which is the most important part.
Anon, that's how rpg's are made.
Prologue/1st act is most polished with most content, best side quests etc.
Then final act is fucking rush job of railroading held together by ducktape and prayers.
See witcher games, VTMB, Baldur's Gate 3, Rogue Trader and bascially any rpg.
It's just how rpg games are.
>>725274371
>I don't really give a fuck about your blogpost
Thanks, man. Just sharing my experience.
>W1 combat is nothing like 2
Idk what TW1's combat is like so I have no frame of reference.
>you can't really get filtered by not being able to roll in time or anything. It's a CRPG so it's mostly stat-based
Isn't dodging to avoid attacks the main way to play TW2 and TW3?
Or are you talking about TW1's combat being more stat-based than skill-based?
>>725274701
She used opportunity that Geralt have amnesia and don't remember his real love Yen.
It's bitch move not only because she is using fact Geralt don't remember he have gf, but also fact that both Geralt and Yen are her friends.
Tl;dr she is manipulative bitch that use amnesia as excuse to sleep with her best friends boyfriend. If you don't know it's asshole move.
This is also why Triss and Geralt break up as soon as he remembers Yennefer.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:30:50 PM
No.725275208
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>>725275281
>>725266097 (OP)
>he didn't wait for the remake
LMAO @ur life
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:31:45 PM
No.725275253
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>>725275202
>ESL
>dogshit take
Checks out.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:31:52 PM
No.725275263
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>>725276159
>>725275158
>Or are you talking about TW1's combat being more stat-based than skill-based?
Yes. Go play it nigger
>>725269865
>bards
AAAAAAAAAAAH SHE DESERVED BETTER
>>725275208
There is 100% chance that remake won't have W1 most immportant part, the card game.
>>725275158
Witcher 1 plays like Diablo but you have to click in rhythm instead of spamming Mouse 1. Until you fully upgrade Igni, then you spam Mouse 2.
>>725275281
its ue5 so modCHADS will fix it
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:35:05 PM
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>>725275336
Don't you have to simply hold the mouse button in Diablo? I haven't played in decades.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:35:08 PM
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>>725269998
Call me crazy, but seeing this just makes me want to replay the game. It still has the best atmosphere of all 3 games.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:36:50 PM
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>>725276267
>>725274906
I'm a spee tourist anyway, and fuck the stun bullshit
>>725275041
I'm hoping they won't change much, but its guaranteed that the sex cards will be removed
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:38:02 PM
No.725275582
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>>725275353
Isn't UE5 hard to mod? Or at least I got that impression from discussion about other UE games.
Also can it be called good remake if you have to fix it with mods?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:38:19 PM
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>>725275280
essi sisters.........
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:46:42 PM
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>>725276359
>>725274970
swamp is chapter 2
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:49:36 PM
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>>725275263
>Yes. Go play it nigger
Tbh I heard a lot of good things and want to give it a chance but it seems way too dates for me so I prospone it. The same is with Deus Ex 1, Systemshock, Half-Life, and Morrowind. VtM:B got through to me despite being dated as well as Fallout New Vegas and I'm sure a few more I don't currently remember.
>>725275336
>you have to click in rhythm instead of spamming Mouse 1. Until you fully upgrade Igni, then you spam Mouse 2
Doesn't sound very skill-based to me.
>>725275353
>>725275504
>UE5
>nuCDPR jeet devs
it's gonna be a broken ugly brown mess
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:53:28 PM
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>>725276024
There's another swamp in Chapter 5, drowners appear in every chapter actually except the prologue, maybe not the epilogue although they're probably in the sewer section
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:53:36 PM
No.725276362
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>>725276548
>>725276267
What a retarded thing to say when CDPR already fixed streaming stutter, created foliage nanite and made a completely custom animations framework. Their version of UE5 might as well be a different engine.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:56:58 PM
No.725276548
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>>725276362
good morning saar
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 2:57:17 PM
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>>725276267
Come on man I have such few reasons to continue living. I won't close a door that's still open
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:14:26 PM
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>>725277782
>>725275202
>real love
that was just a spell a genie put on them
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:15:21 PM
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WINDS HOWLING
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:17:17 PM
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>>725277716
How many chicks You could plow in W1? The fact You get a commemorative card for each was silly
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:18:49 PM
No.725277697
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>Witcher 3 zoomers trying games other than Witcher 3
This never ends well, does it?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:19:07 PM
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>>725277786
>>725277614
just look at the card compilation on the wiki
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:19:31 PM
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W1 gets shit on because the combat kinda sucks until You figure out the ard plus finisher combo
Imo, it portrays it's story way better than the other 2 games and the ED song is peak incarnate
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:20:15 PM
No.725277782
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>>725277862
>>725277479
Well Geralt was really fucking horny for Yen before he had the Djinn cast the spell.
>>725277716
i remember triss, the medic girl, the princess, dryad, lady of the lake, vampire, some prostitutes, some random citizens. I think that's it
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:21:02 PM
No.725277832
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The vampires brothel was such a fun quest
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:21:34 PM
No.725277862
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>>725278092
>>725277782
why would he be horny for a hunchback? That's retarded
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:22:03 PM
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>>725278517
>>725277786
Nah there are a lot more, like the baker girl, the elf in the poor district, the witch etc
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:23:56 PM
No.725277992
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I'll wait for a review once it gets released,
if the remake has too many things liberated I will not buy it
no matter how many homos will put shill threads inhere
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:24:00 PM
No.725277995
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>>725270353
>hard pivot to Yennefer, who's clearly perfect for Geralt
Yennefer "Magic's gone" of vengeberg? rumao
Also
>Book
Really nigga?
>>725272297
Holy based
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:25:08 PM
No.725278058
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>>725280269
>>725266161
>>725266647
desu, it was fucking pain on all of our first playthroughs
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:25:47 PM
No.725278092
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>>725277862
You're kinda retarded ain'tcha.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:27:56 PM
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:29:16 PM
No.725278272
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>>725266097 (OP)
brown hands typed this post. Witcher 1 in is the best game in the series
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:30:35 PM
No.725278353
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>>725266097 (OP)
never stop seething faggot
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:33:28 PM
No.725278517
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>>725277892
forgot about the elf and the witch
the baker girl is one of the random civilians though. I think you could also sleep with some noblewoman or smth
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:34:58 PM
No.725278595
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The Werewolf superhero was kino
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 3:35:57 PM
No.725278660
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>>725313491
>>725274701
Bookeks and the eternal yenfag
She won me over the moment this happened
https://youtu.be/Qrs_mXE-hvg?si=z5STx6AxhO1LUw0u&t=1798
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:00:49 PM
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>>725277786
>some random citizens
That's like 5 or more women. Also witch.
We are at 12-16 girls. Triss and Shani second cards are mutually exclusive tho.
>>725278058
It get's even worse on replays, you know what awaits you for 2 straight acts.
At first playthrough at least you had joy of exploraing new map on replays only pain remains.
>>725280269
once you know the layout the swamp really isn't that bad, the backtracking in ACT4 kills me a lot more in those wheat fields, just walking filler
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:15:10 PM
No.725280980
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>>725280879
>that random scare chord that plays
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:17:30 PM
No.725281127
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>>725281342
>>725280879
Swamp get's old in ch2, then you have to backtrack to it from upper city.
Ch4 at least is new, but I agree fields are little too big.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:19:10 PM
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>>725266097 (OP)
Is the combat overhaul mod worth it? The one that tries to make the game's combat more challenging?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:20:29 PM
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>>725280269
>run directly to NPCs
>ignore drowners
wow so hard so annoying
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:20:48 PM
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>>725281127
yeah lots of backtracking, wasn't necessary but they really wanted a 50+ hour game
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:22:20 PM
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>>725272770
Velen only good part and yeah DLCs.
W4 will be even worse.
The writter of Velen questline left the company.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm8290110/
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:25:20 PM
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>>725269249
Witcher3 was soft reboot. they even changed the logo a bit so its not that obvious
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:27:41 PM
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>>725275281
it wont. they are ESG western studio now instead of kurwas eurojankers
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:44:45 PM
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>>725268381
>I always believed that witchers had stripped me of the ability to communicate with humans. Now I know this to be untrue. Whatever the reasons, I cannot talk to people, so I write this letter instead. Herein, I admit: I am a coward, I fear pain, incapacitation and death. I was afraid at Kaer Morhen, afraid when I fought monsters, and finally, I feared the Professor and Azar Javed, especially the latter. He supervises Salamandra's scientific project, creating deadly creatures from black magic and mutagens. He is a powerful mage, but if my plan works, he will be a dead mage and the witchers' secrets will be safe. In spite of everything, I am content our paths crossed as I set off now for Vizima.
he was just like me fr... I'm a monster bros....
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:49:55 PM
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>>725274701
She's an opportunistic whore. So, just like in the books
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:50:55 PM
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>>725275280
Nah, she was an annoying whiny bitch. Fuck her
>history will not remember witcher 2 as the superior game
shame. normies are basically completely unaware of it, they just play 3. but 2 was so fucking good.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:54:25 PM
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>>725283393
I agree and I loved W1 but got bored of W3 and was the only one I never bothered to finish while I replayed W1 and W2 multiple times.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 4:55:00 PM
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>>725283393
>made the maps into shitty corridors with 90% inaccesible backdrop
>made the combat neither stat based nor skill based but some floaty inbetween souls rollslop with broken hitboxes
>made potions shit since you can't use them in combat
>game is ultra short and you need to replay it twice to get a decent legth out of it
After the honeymoon period was over the cracks have emerged and the game is now remembered as an experimental red engine demo.
It's easily the worst out of the 3 games.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:00:58 PM
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>>725283393
I remember playing fuck out of W2 to get saves of all possible paths for W3.
Fact it's short game helps a lot, but I finished game in every possible way, both paths, save triss or not, and every choice in between.
Then W3 came out and only single choice mattered, kill Letho or not. Dunno what I expected after W1 save import, but was disapointed with lack of better starting gear and 99% stuff not mattering at all.
But hey at least I completed W2 at every possible way.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:02:35 PM
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>>725283393
>import save from W1
>all the gear you can import makes Geralt overloaded
>play the beginning bit where you have to stay in the magic bubble shield while only being able to walk
that was silly
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:04:06 PM
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>>725284443
>>725283710
focused maps allowed for more interesting locations. even witcher 3 was smart enough not to go full open world.
combat is uniquely bad in each of the games. 1 is a rhythm game, 3, is just kind of basic, 2 has its own quirks. combat has always been a bit weak in these games.
potions were fine and youre coping.
its short, not ultra-short, thats hyperbole. length =/= quality. length is not inherently better.
>>725269652
my gf is polish and has a slightly bigger ass
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:05:26 PM
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>>725283710
>It's easily the worst out of the 3 games.
This. W1 and 3 are 10/10, W2 is 9.7/10
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:06:08 PM
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:06:24 PM
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>>725284697
>>725284183
Oh yeah? Prove it.
>>725284157
Potions were shit if you didn't spec into them, first one has Thunderbolt giving you 100% damage increase for an hour at the cost of not being able to parry, in 2 it's 10% damage at the cost of 50% less health for maybe 5 minutes plus you can't use them in combat so you have to know what's coming up ahead of time AND the timer countsdown during cutscenes
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:09:08 PM
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>>725269652
>devs are gonna go out of their way to remove these
>modders will just put them right back
gotta love mods.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:11:28 PM
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So one here has ever tried the FCR mods for these games to recommend them or not? You disappoint me /v/...
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:12:20 PM
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>>725284896
>>725284443
>wtf they made it an actual RPG with builds instead of just giving you free OP shit
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:12:21 PM
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>>725284809
>>725284314
she started browsing 4chan because of me and would throw vodka bottles at me if I posted proofs
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:12:50 PM
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>>725300652
>witchers are immune to diseases and can't get you pregnant
I wish they were real. It's basically a free safe cock to ride anytime.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:13:58 PM
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>>725285045
>>725284697
>vodka
You mean Żywiec.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:14:38 PM
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>>725286026
>>725284443
>10% damage at the cost of 50% less health for maybe 5 minutes
20% damage increase for 10 minutes, and yes all healing was cut in half which is why you paired it with a swallow.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:15:09 PM
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>>725284692
You had builds in the first one, just in the 2nd and 3rd one they gimp the stuff you didn't spec into instead of powering up the stuff you did, you're a witcher, you're meant to have access to swordplay, magic and potions but they're borderline useless if you don't have the skills for it, not to mention the skill trees are very linear and require you to put points into specific ones to unlock the next, at least 3 opened it up a bit by giving you 5 to choose from at each tier
>>725283393
I loved Witcher 2 for the characters and a truly branching story. But there are some things about witcher 1 that are superior. Both games are good. Witcher 3 is overrated and worse than either of the first two
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:17:15 PM
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>>725288426
>>725284809
He said vodka not beer.
Vodka would be Żubrówka.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:17:21 PM
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>>725285000
trips of truth
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:18:46 PM
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>>725285000
Based and correct
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:20:07 PM
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>>725285304
>>725266730
In the original edition it was really fucking annoying because of the long loading screens. I read the enhanced edition significantly cut down on loading time so it might be less aggravating biw, but I imagine going from Vizima to Dyke, then from Dyke to Swamp, and then back again a bunch of times is still a pain.
Some sort of shortcut like a guide that is in the middle of the Temple Quarter that directly transports you to the swamp village would have gone a decent way at making it Chapter 2 less tedious.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:21:10 PM
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>>725285597
>>725285229
>because of the long loading screens
see
>>725268383
It was because of all the saves in your folder, since quicksaving always made a new one
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:23:53 PM
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>>725285723
>>725284443
Potions were usefull, and I say it as someone who went hard into signs ans sword with almost no points in potions.
Main problem with W2 potions was that you couldn't take them in combat, only outside of combad during meditation while navigating menues and animations took longer than necessary.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:25:24 PM
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>>725285304
Kinda late now to make use of it, but thanks for the clarification.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:26:53 PM
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>>725286858
>>725285481
>whole point of the new potion thing is LE WITCHER HAS TO BE LE PREPARED
>drink potions before starting the final chapter 2 fight
>but first it shows you a flashback where you play as one of the soldiers
>by the time you get to the real boss fight, Geralt's potions have all ran out and you can't drink new ones cause you're immediately thrown into combat
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:30:56 PM
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>>725287105
>>725284856
Doesn't Swallow reduce damage? I'm sure it had some negative effect
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:43:21 PM
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>>725285723
Yes and that's my problem with potions.
taking them takes too long with triggering meditation, then navigating ui, then drinking animation and then getting out of meditation ui took too long.
Then you play but some cutscene bullshit makes your elixir go away and you can't meditate and drink another one in middle of combat.
W1 did it best, outside of actuall combat.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:44:53 PM
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>>725266097 (OP)
Amusing to see how retards get filtered by this game
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:46:20 PM
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>>725266647
Need one of these but with the wolves
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:46:40 PM
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>>725286026
nope. has low toxicity as well, its meant to be paired with the other potions to offset their negatives.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:53:23 PM
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>>725266097 (OP)
drink your potions you fucking retard zoomer
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:54:57 PM
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>>725288024
>>725266097 (OP)
I remember playing this back in 2008 to completion and loving it before the normalfags jumped all over the IP when it got popular.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 5:59:50 PM
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>>725287693
>W1
>W2
>reading the books afterwards
What a great time. Best random purchase in a game store I ever made
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:03:06 PM
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>>725266097 (OP)
this is peak witcher, OP confirmed homosexual
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:06:02 PM
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>>725290069
>>725285045
żubrówka is absolute ass fr
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:07:57 PM
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>>725293759
>>725274316
you should try genshin. it's comfy, colorful, has cute girls and you can play it extremely casually 1h each day.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:10:02 PM
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>>725272845
I found the beast not too bad but the multiple boss fights at the end were ridiculous. The salamandra boss fights were really tough and then the sewer monster and eredin after that were too hard.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:30:10 PM
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>>725288426
Żywiec is Harnaś tier beer...
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:41:56 PM
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>>725266097 (OP)
That is not The Witcher 2, OP. Are you sure you posted the right image?
Reminder that this ugly bastard fucked prime Shani on the reg and is the reason shes into older men.
>>725291140
It's okay cuz he's a bro. I'd drink with him.
>>725283393
Not with that combat. But yes, TW2 has the best story.
And despite what I just said, best bosses.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:52:11 PM
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>>725292703
>>725291368
He really is, one of my favourite characters in gaming.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 6:56:25 PM
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>>725291383
The Kayran is straight dogshit, but a large part of that is me still being salty that the trigger for finishing the fight didn't work 80% of the time
Also cause Sile won't shut the fuck up
I KNOW I HAVE TO TRAP IT WITH THE YRDEN
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:04:15 PM
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>>725292931
>>725291368
>>725291772
i forgot who he was
tldr?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:07:22 PM
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>>725295213
>>725292703
He's a Temerian spy posing as a cobbler. He has a very dirty mouth but a heart of gold and helps you get out of difficult situations a few times.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:17:51 PM
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>>725310453
>>725291140
>fucked prime Shani
Thanks for reminding why I hated this faggot.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:18:17 PM
No.725293759
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>>725295894
>>725288547
>you should try genshin. it's comfy, colorful, has cute girls and you can play it extremely casually 1h each day
Isn't Genshin Impact a Gacha game with dailys? So you *have* to log on everyday?
Sounds like a money waster/grindfest and a chore. Also, isn't it a "girly" game?
I think I heard the story's good though. Anyway, I am not prepared for such an experience currently.
Last games I played for hours on end and enjoyed were Graveyard Keeper and Dyson Sphere Program (so "work: the game"). It's been a few years since though. It's a shame VtM:B2 is such a flop, I could use a good immersive sim right about now. At this time I am aiming to gather enough energy to pirate Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader as it seems up my alley. But I'm so tired all the time.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:19:02 PM
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>>725266097 (OP)
I liked it though. not enough to ever want to play it again, but I liked it probably more than the third game desu.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:20:08 PM
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>>725266097 (OP)
>I hope the absolute king who made this fucking kino gets his dick sucked by 97 virgins in heaven inshallah
ftfy bro
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:20:19 PM
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>>725266097 (OP)
BEST GAME OF THE TRILOGY, FATSO
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:21:06 PM
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>>725272285
>serious alcoholic
IRL witcher potions?
That's some next level of roleplaying
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:34:30 PM
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>>725294913
Abigail. She is crazy cultist aka great fuck.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:35:23 PM
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>>725292931
In W1 he pretended to be a fence.
He'd buy all your shit, play dice poker with you, play the drinking minigame with you, and he lets you rest for free.
He's so studly if he dies in W1 he comes back in W3 anyway.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:36:29 PM
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>>725294913
Dryad my beloved.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:37:59 PM
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>>725294913
Who is 4th in second row(between witch and blue eyed) and 2 girls between Triss and Shani 3rd in 3rd row and last one.
I don't remember them.
>>725283393
2 is the best.
no bloated, pointless storylines.
choices matter.
can fuck a goat.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:42:20 PM
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>>725291383
name a witcher game with good combat. ill wait.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:43:48 PM
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>>725270489
No. Husarians
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:44:16 PM
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>>725293759
>Isn't Genshin Impact a Gacha game with dailys? So you *have* to log on everyday?
>Sounds like a money waster/grindfest and a chore. Also, isn't it a "girly" game?
yeah, for some it absolutely is but it can also be something else if you have specific mindset. I have serious game fatigue, I can't get into modern AAA slop nor indie slop, if I want to play real game I use emulators. genshin clicked for me because it's almost like a perfect non-game, it looks like a game, plays like a game but there is no pressure to perform tasks or really do anything, you can walk around the world and enjoy nature (it has gorgeous open world). it's extremely casual and I would say zen, I can listen to podcasts and shitpost on /v/ while playing it. it brings peace and calm to my tortured soul.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:44:21 PM
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>>725296824
>>725295741
>that last point
Wat?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:47:11 PM
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>>725294913
>all that red hair
modern games would never
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:47:29 PM
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>>725296519
>>725294913
Adda, she doesn't even try to hide being a complete degenerate
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:52:32 PM
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>>725297112
>>725296142
Why did they change her hair color? I mean I'm not complaining, but shouldn't it be white?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:56:31 PM
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>>725297090
>>725295903
footfags rejoice
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 7:56:37 PM
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>>725294913
Murky Waters peasant
Abigail
Town clerk
>remake won't fix Lady of the Lake card to actually look like her, because the remake will remove all romance cards
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:00:05 PM
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>>725296824
>hooves unshod
slut
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:00:16 PM
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>>725297494
>>725296519
According to what?
Books?
They were very loose on some of the interpretations.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:05:31 PM
No.725297494
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>>725297112
"Adda the White"
and yes, the book described her as white-haired and mildly retarded after being cured
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:12:51 PM
No.725298052
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>>725298304
>>725295741
Witcher 2 is a poorsman dark souls wannabe
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:15:49 PM
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>>725274736
>but i could not hang on
Heh, hang on...
>>725298052
only the rolling.
where is the estus, backstabbing, bonfires and 2deep4u item lore, senpai?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:17:27 PM
No.725298424
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>>725267505
It was actually thanks to this game back in the early 2010s that I learned how to cap my own framerate when I got this problem.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:17:39 PM
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>>725298304
why would you reply to that
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:18:39 PM
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>>725291140
I mean he's basically the reason why Shani jumps Geralts dick, what with Geralt being old enough to be Shani's great granddad, so can't really hate the guy.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:20:15 PM
No.725298652
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Doing a proper replay of the entire series and fuck me, going from 1 to 2 and I already miss the Igni spam. W2 early game is annoying as shit.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:22:49 PM
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>>725298304
W2 had backstabbing mechanics. Hit at the back dealt 200% damage
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:24:57 PM
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:25:36 PM
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>>725298721
I agree. Feels like there's a difficulty spike when you first get to the forests behind flotsam that the rest of the game never reaches again.
Also ghosts in W2 can chug my nuts.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:29:06 PM
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>>725271209
Armored core 6
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:39:55 PM
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>>725271209
Scarlet Nexus.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:40:44 PM
No.725300196
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>>725266097 (OP)
>t. Andrzej Sapkowski
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 8:46:15 PM
No.725300652
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>>725302872
>>725284731
now you know why women throw themselves at Geralt so much
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:02:57 PM
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>>725275158
You can vault over enemies by dodging towards them
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:06:10 PM
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:09:19 PM
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>>725298721
>W2 early game is annoying as shit.
I'm replaying the W3 and I think the early game being annoying as shit applies to the whole series. It's my fault for not playing on "normal" but theres no quests to level up and I'm far behind the recommended level for story quests. I have to grind drowners but now my silver sword is broken and I have no shekels.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:14:08 PM
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>>725298721
Early W2 is way easier if you load W1 save and have W1 gear at the start, and of course swap your W1 silver sword for basic bitch W2 silver sword in part of prologue where dragon eats it.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:14:12 PM
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>>725300652
I'm 60% sure there was at least one woman in Witcher 1 that got convinced with exactly that argument.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:16:30 PM
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>>725266916
kek get fucked
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:19:00 PM
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>>725266097 (OP)
I 100% it on the hardest difficulty. It's boring and unrewarding. The RPG Elements are just beefgates. Get enough power to beat this guy so you can grab enough xp and gold to beat this other guy. There was some charm, but never ever let a europoor tell you this is a good game.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:19:10 PM
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>>725267120
>falling in love with a prostitute
gross
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:19:31 PM
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>>725303517
>>725298721
Hold version of Yrdin is really useful thing to use at chokepoints since it can easily stagger enemies. It can even trivalize bosses since Bosses have almost no resistance to it during their attack animation
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:20:17 PM
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>>725266097 (OP)
You're ok anon ahah?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:21:24 PM
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>>725267529
that was freaky
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:22:37 PM
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>>725303287
Regular version of Yrdin works just fine on humanoid bosses if you bait them into attacking into them, so you basically get free attacks on them since they are stunned for quite a while
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:31:20 PM
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>>725270823
nta you don't have to pick a side at all. Just don't help either of them.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:36:38 PM
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>>725270793
Embrace elven supremacy.
The worst things about witcher are anything related to wild hunt, white cold and the end of the world, Ciri and Yennefer. Regardless of all of the other things, W1 is the best one simply because it stood the farthest away from all of the nonsense that was put in the books. And W3 is the worst one, because it did the exact opposite. Witcher is at it's best when it deals with the local troubles, even if they are not related to the monsters. The addition of world and even dimension encompassing threats and powers only ruins everything.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:39:45 PM
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This shit was worse than dragon age 2 and inquisition
Probably one of the worst games I’ve ever played
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:40:29 PM
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>>725304653
>at it's best when it deals with the local troubles, even if they are not related to the monsters. The addition of world and even dimension encompassing threats and powers only ruins everything.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:43:37 PM
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>>725304653
story wise I totally agree. and honestly, almost everyone does which is why everyone gushes over stuff like the baron questline, and some of the sidequests like the werewolf ones, both of the DLCs, and nobody gushes over anything to do with the main story or ciri.
its the same with the books. the last wish and sword of destiny are both considered better than the mainline saga. actual witcher fans just wanted witcher shit, the wild hunt was an interesting threat to have in the peripheral.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:49:42 PM
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>>725304653
>The addition of world and even dimension encompassing threats and powers only ruins everything.
To be fair, this is a common issue with the video games. They would've been considerably improved if instead of saving the world from whatever ancient evil that has recently awoken they introduced more modest plots, like: solve the dispute between two states that are about to go to war with each other, lead a group of people out of a country that is being ravaged by war, lead an expedition to the far away lands to acquire exotic plants and animals etc.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 9:56:51 PM
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But that sword is for monsters...
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:02:03 PM
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>>725306808
>>725266097 (OP)
It's the only decent Witcher game.
Also, your mother sucks dwarf cock.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:03:36 PM
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>>725307208
>>725304653
W3 certainly had the worst story and general plotline and was largely saved by 2 DLCs. In fact, the only things from W3 people remember were Olgierd and Blood and Wine.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:03:45 PM
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>>725307108
>>725306675
>It's the only decent Witcher game.
this is such a dogshit take lol
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:05:54 PM
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>>725294913
I am fond of Celina's big milkers.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:07:14 PM
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>>725307302
>>725306808
Not as dogshit as combat in 2 and 3.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:08:36 PM
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>>725306794
W3 main plot is good but the ending is aids. the middle fight with the general is badass. the main plot also lacks side intrigue into it. I don't blame them they were pressed to finish the game and the rest of it is great, then the DLC main plots, two big main plots are absolutely fire.
they really wasted ciri tho at the end. no explanation as to what her jew witch powers are really for. boring final boss, one of the worst bosses in the game. altho the wild hunt lore part was great.
they needed more ciri content and a better main final boss. good thing redkit exists to fix this.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:09:00 PM
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>>725307286
reminder that Berengar is a pussy
and im glad i killed that motherfucker. he was a fucking faggot.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:09:31 PM
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>>725307247
Fucking Witcher's fate.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:09:49 PM
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>>725307108
and 1 you dumb motherfucker i mean come on nobody is acting like the combat in w1 is good. its good for other reasons, just as they are all good for reasons other than the combat.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:09:57 PM
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dreadfully boring series
some of the least engaging combat i've ever experienced
>>725268086
Expecting zoomoid brown clown Tiktards to read anything is a fool's errand, especially in a game. These faggots wouldn't even last in a game like Oblivion, which is almost as hand-holdy as Skyrim but you do occasionally have to read a few notes and look for something without a quest marker. A game like TW1 is like torture to them.
>>725307507
I used to think posts like this were exaggerations, but I recently went back to school, and kids these days are depressing. Even being able to just show up and pay attention is mystifying to them.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:21:38 PM
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>>725309195
>>725308175
It's because their retard parents just shove them in front of tablets or PCs and let YouTrooners and Twitch trannies "raise" them. Everything is instant gratification dopamine hits and if it isn't that they lose interest instantly.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:30:14 PM
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>>725294913
Give me the wheat field woman and maybe an exotic she elf
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:32:19 PM
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:49:40 PM
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>>725293712
You should hate Philippa more because Geralt was about to fuck a 17 year old Shani but got interrupted by Philippa
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:50:41 PM
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>>725294913
The qt with a fat ass
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:58:52 PM
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>>725308175
on the flip side it makes it that much more special when you hear a young anon praise older games
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:59:11 PM
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>>725274504
>The non-bitch sorceress
Oxymoron.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:17:44 PM
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>>725313002
>>725266647
>activate group style
>problem solved
I really don't know why people meme about this shit being hard.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:20:25 PM
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>>725312786
I think they meme about it being annoying, I assume they see one drowner coming, go OH FUCK COMBAT and drop everything to go fight it, instead of just running past and killing the entire train of drowners once they arrive at their destination
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:25:44 PM
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>>725278660
lmao baaaaaaased
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:50:12 PM
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>>725316906
>>725270668
But it was 2 that consolized the inventory
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:03:51 AM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:07:06 AM
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>>725304653
completely agree
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:09:22 AM
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>>725315446
2 was Console: The Game
Every time I replay the series I get hit with intense whiplash when I start 2 because every little thing about it is saying "Hey, this was made for console, why aren't you playing on console? Now press X to jump down a tiny ledge."
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:20:19 AM
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>>725319980
>>725266097 (OP)
umad
It was pretty great. I should replay it and maybe hook up with the treehugger this time around. Won't swap Shani for the hag, though.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:41:43 AM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:49:38 AM
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>>725320382
>>725317717
triss has better cards though
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:54:39 AM
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>>725319980
It's a bit of a shame. The first one is especially ass. The second one is pretty cool, though.