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Anonymous No.725276717 [Report] >>725276804 >>725276960 >>725277017 >>725277079 >>725277105 >>725277145 >>725278520 >>725278594
Which way western man?
Anonymous No.725276804 [Report] >>725277229 >>725277462
>>725276717 (OP)
Both at the same time and make the rest of the female crew watch
Anonymous No.725276865 [Report]
Jack's DSL
Anonymous No.725276878 [Report] >>725276943
Nestled between Jack and Miranda's bodies as they kiss and grope each other while they're both pumped up to exploding with whipped cream
Anonymous No.725276943 [Report] >>725277420
>>725276878
>pumped up to exploding
lethal?
Anonymous No.725276960 [Report]
>>725276717 (OP)
It's crazy how much hotter Jack became in ME3 with the ponytail. People say the ending is what killed the third game but imo it was the lack of Jack and Miri as main companions.
Anonymous No.725276973 [Report]
Working out their differences as they share a kidnapped human shota from the Citadel
Anonymous No.725277017 [Report]
>>725276717 (OP)
Jack's a retarded bitch. Miranda's a retarded bitch. They can go off and be lesbians together somewhere. I don't care. I didn't like either of them.

It's Liara for me, Tali for Garrus and Samara for Zaeed in my headcanon.
Anonymous No.725277079 [Report]
>>725276717 (OP)
My dick between their lips
Anonymous No.725277085 [Report] >>725277757
>strongest human biotic ever, lifetime of experiments
>look inside
>pull, shockwave, warp ammo
Anonymous No.725277105 [Report]
>>725276717 (OP)
Threesome of course.
Anonymous No.725277145 [Report]
>>725276717 (OP)
Anonymous No.725277229 [Report]
>>725276804
based
Anonymous No.725277420 [Report]
>>725276943
Non lethal
Anonymous No.725277462 [Report] >>725277667
>>725276804
Tali seems like the type who would enjoy watching.
Anonymous No.725277667 [Report]
>>725277462
Emails you a list of slurs to refer to her while doing so.
Anonymous No.725277757 [Report] >>725278436
>>725277085
Shockwave clearly got giga nerfed at some point in development - the Scion version is extremely powerful. I had a thought - instead of Biotic explosions it was like an AOE Warp that did double damage vs Shields, Barriers, and Armor. It's the only way to explain the state of the prison since it's full of shielded enemies with some armor. And the longer cooldown would make sense.
Anonymous No.725278436 [Report]
>>725277757
Biotics in general got nerfed as the series went on unfortunately.
Anonymous No.725278520 [Report]
>>725276717 (OP)
Neither. Wrex and his 4 balls shotgunning my asshole.
Anonymous No.725278594 [Report]
>>725276717 (OP)
Legion.