Thread 725280024

>bang an alien woman only for the child to come out looking nothing like you
>this is treated as a miracle of the universe

>>725280024 (OP)
This one warned you.
It didn’t have to turn out this way.

>>725280024 (OP)
Thats why you shack up with the Quarian girl.

>>725280024 (OP)
Yes.
Problem homo?
Azure were made for White BWC and to birth blueberry daughters to receive the PRESENT white father love.

You sir, are a BLIGHT

>>725280024 (OP)
The blueberry woman is pretty.

>>725280024 (OP)
She'd look way different if he were black.

>>725280458
>You forgot the magic words

>>725280463
Based

>>725280491
>blueberry daughters
Awh, that sounds really cute and wholesome lmao

>>725280024 (OP)
I don't know how there isn't legitimate racism against the asari.
> lives hundreds of years
> can mind control
> can reproduce with any race, resulting in pure asari

They're a parasite

>>725281024
people stop being racist when they are horny

>>725281024
They probably kill anyone who acts against them if they get to get momentum. Asari matriarchs are literally an illuminati hoarding super-advanced technology.

>>725281024
If asari were real there would be legions of incels ready to fight and die for them.
It's going to be the same way with sexbots soon.

>>725281407
Asari wouldn't have sex with them even then.

>>725281024
Counterpoint, hot blue chick who will sleep with you no matter if you are human, turian, krogan or fucking hanar.
Nobody complain because of widespread acess to blue pussy and "teenage" 100 years long stripper phase.
If they complain it's no longer universal pussy and young space legal strippers.

>>725281024
Feminists from all other species would be seeking to ban them from their planets 'objectifying women' or somesuch.

>>725281283
But they're hot and make my peepee feel good

>>725281024
They also horde the beacon that LITERALLY SOLVES HOW TO KILL THE REAPERS

>>725280458
this but with a quarian male instead, preferably Kal'Reegar

>>725280024 (OP)
Asari don't even have physical sex with partner, then literally just mindfuck you and then reproduce asexually.

I love Mass Effect, but this is honestly one of the dumbest things they came up with. It bugged me back then and it still bugs me today.

>>725281024
Literally made for BWC
Badado
I love the Asari.

>>725281851
That's because the degen matriarchs want to fuck the reapers

>>725280024 (OP)
Pretty basic genetics, dominant genes from mom
Is this just another cumbrain thread?

>>725281941
I have many sexy liara photos on my computer that would disagree with you.

>>725281941
Liara explictly explains that physical contact may or may not happen, either way the synaptic orgasm must be crazy good considering how ardak rakshi can literally fry your brain just because their melding is inhibited

>>725281941
I suck at typing today. Holy shit.

>>725280024 (OP)
I really really want to fuck edi.

>>725280565
>>You forgot the magic words
"Now, bitch. Or I'll put you in a dumpster and replace you with Grok."

>>725280024 (OP)
It's like you banged an indian woman and didn't want the kid too look like shit. Retard.

>>725282154
Let the cripple have his robo-wife, you asshole.

>>725282046
There are no genetic material exchange when Asari reproduce. They literally imagine how the baby will look like and that's it.

that’s how fiction deals with half races sometimes because mutts suck

>>725282394
A comma between piss and nigger is missing

>>725282394
If he wants he can have the others whores.

>>725281816
>Feminists from all other species would be seeking to ban them
No I can see it as a full-scale jihad on the blue menace. Any government with their females having any say would put out so much anti-asari propaganda the second they fully realize what their species is and what it can do.
>"You wouldn't let your son or daughter throw their heritage away would you?"
>"Would you want a wife to grow old with? Or know that when you die, she will have on average ten more men... and thats only counting marriages."
>Hours long drama depicting an elcor son bringing an Asari home to meet his parents as a cautionary of raising your kids, but its just a short commercial break for their media
I can't imagine how often a femcel-mega-hitler would rise up out of the Turians each decade.

>>725280458
based

as retarded as it might be I wonder what a male asari looks like
maybe shep's genes could overpower the asari reproductive system to produce such a child

>asari are just clones of each other
>your daughter is literally your wife
what are the implications of this

>>725282818
Probably like a gay femboy if we're being honest.

>>725281024
What's the point of asari having mates anyway, is it just providing a hash to random gene variation

>>725280024 (OP)
Why is the child in a body bag?

>>725282986
That's his N7 hoodie.
Why? He's Shepard.

>>725282641
I, did, not, make, the, image,
>>725282753
But they don't want him. She's the only one who would be with him, let him have it.

>>725280024 (OP)
Why is Sheppard naked?

>>725280024 (OP)
you were warned about the succubi bro

>>725283235
As >>725282883 noticed, daughter is same as wife, it's time for some early action.

>>725282786
Now that would be an interesting universe to create.

>>725280024 (OP)
>when your space hoes baby gives you those "Embrace Eternity" eyes but you out of medigel

>>725280024 (OP)
Shep would make a shitty father.

At least Paragon Shep would. Maybe Renegade Shep might teach their kid to be a hardass.

>>725283235
you don't practice skin-to-skin care with babby?

>>725280024 (OP)
>replaying mass effect 1
>holy fuck liara is a miracle of the universe
>I can't wait to pump her full of human babies
>remember what happened to her in 2 and 3
At least there's Tali I guess.

>>725283467
With alien babby thou?

>>725283756
It's blue, not a xenomorph.

>>725282786
>this but every single species

>>725283858
How is babby formed?

>>725284018
benis in blue bagina

also mind rape

>>725281024
>[User Had Asari Commandos Dispatched To His Location For This Post]

>>725280458
Shepard keeping his priorities straight.

>>725282786
all inter-species sex in mass effect is basically just enhanced homosexuality as you can't produce offspring unlike in star trek where you can make cross-breed babies. Asari don't count- they are demon succubi who steal your genetic information
even having sex with quarians or turians is physically dangerous
god is telling you that interspecies mating is an abomination

>>725284172
Didn't one of the writers categorically state that Shep can have kids with all love interests? Apparently Shepard penis is so powerful it can cross species barriers.

>>725283539
>replaying mass effect 1
>holy fuck Ashley is a miracle of humanity
>I can't wait to pump her full of racist babies
>remember what happened to her in 2 and 3
At least there's Tali I guess.

>>725284256
he's just built different, possibly literally with all the cerberus tech used to resurrect him.

>>725280024 (OP)
imagine wanting to create blue muttoids
why wouldn't you rather make more hot alien girls?

>>725280024 (OP)

They live for thousands of years, your traits literally live on through them due to it being essentially copy/pasting your brain patterns and due to Shep's deeds they'll be remembered legendarily.

For Shepard its a pretty much win. Especially to having the known Galaxy trust humanity after the First Contact War.

>>725284256
>Shep can have kids with all love interests
uh...

>HR
Hmm.

>>725284172
>It would be one thing if your child would have any inherited characteristics.
>It would be one thing if your wife wouldn't move on to marry again and again and again after your number in her list of husbands dies.
>It would be one thing if your own son didn't bring you a new baby girl who looks exactly like all the other blue demons and demands you call it granddaughter.
>It would be one thing if you were gay and adopted a kid, rather than merely making another Asari who is indistinguishable form all the others.
This in-universe anti-Asari stuff writes itself really.

>>725284479
his dick is just that powerful

>>725284479
Built
Different

>>725284479
Trust the Catalyst.

>>725284479
Kaiden gets m-preg'd.
He always was a little bitch.

>fuck hot blue alien girl
>creates another hot blue alien girl who is my daughter
>fuck my hot blue alien girl daughter

>>725280024 (OP)
How do blueberryfags defend liara being so focused on feron that she not only mostly ignores you but doesn't text or visit you before you go and almost die against the collectors? Because the dlc is post game and she can manage to spy on you to find out who you're seeing besides her.

>>725284256
Cerberus tech. Miranda needed to make sure he could continue his line, no matter the cost.

>>725284925
We just ignore Mass Effect 2 and 3. Everyone should anyway.

>>725284256
imagine being the asari "daughter" of shepherd
>oh wow, your dad is the most important living being in all of galactic history?
>did you inherit literally any of his traits? oh...

I forgive the asari.
Asari are our friends.
Breeding asari just makes sense.

>>725285110
When she saw his destroyed testicles it reminded her of her infertility

>>725285272
blue hands typed this post

>>725285272
Gah!

>>725285272
do not waste your genetic heritage for blueberry ass
this post was brought to you by the cerberus department of genetic hygiene

>>725285454
The Admiralty Board approves of this message.

>>725285298
imagine how many billions of space dollars went into remaking shepherd's cock
do you think miranda as the commander of the lazarus project "tested" it by using him as a real-doll for months on end?

I can truly think of nothing more cucked.

>>725280024 (OP)
*hits red sand*
Is marrying Asari the ultimate cuckoldry?

This one cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than marrying Asari. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, supporting and preparing a girl for all your life solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man the second you die. All the hard work you put into your beautiful wife - getting money, making her go to the gym, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, marrying her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Married the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who wasn’t even born when she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you taught her. Your own daughters, which themselves are the near ultimate cuckoldry and all you’re ever going to get, aren’t even made from your DNA.

As a man who has Married an Asari you are LITERALLY dedicating the rest of of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>aliens are a no-go for making babies (asari don't count)
>miranda is barren
>jack's ovaries got destroyed from the rapes
>that just leaves ashley and kelly chambers
grim

>>725285298
>destroyed testicles
>Shepard fell through the atmosphere at terminal velocity and landed crotch first on a handrail

the solution is clearly to not consider your asari children legally yours and keep asari as concubines only so you can marry a human woman and have actual kids

>>725285643
Query: Have the hanar gone too far? Was the destruction of their homeworld enough or should it be done again?

>>725284504
On illium they directly compare krogan to humans and one of the asari says she can't just wait out the krogan poets death like she could a human partner. That really just kills it. Unless maybe you're long lived like them they're just glorified space strippers who treat you like a pet. Add on to all that they hid prothean advancements, which lead to however more deaths and suffering, from the rest of the galaxy so they could larp as superior. Bioware and EA really ruined them while rushing the games.

>>725285734
>kelly chambers
She is walking biohazard from all the varren sex she had. She is also barren from all space std she got from being a whore.

>>725285734
>ashley
She was so cute in ME1 bros...
Why did she have to get bogged?

>>725282951
much greater genetic diversity and drastically reducing the chances of giving birth to an asari anti-Christ

>>725285559
We can't put it past her after the leaked dating info

>>725285820
BASED

>>725285961
>Bioware and EA really ruined them while rushing the games.
no, the asari were always stuck-up giga faggots

>>725285993
Her problem is that she hadn't bogged herself enough.

>>725284327
>Miranda made Shepard's balls modular and able to produce his own genetic material compatible with any species

Asari canonically don't have nipples

>>725281024
I don't play much Mass Effect but aren't they 1/3 the original galactic government? And the most senior one at that. That probably makes anti-asarism super illegal and publicly taboo in the other prominent species' laws. The lesser species have to suck up to the Asari if they ever want a hope at a seat on the council. Can't just go and make a space-youtube video ranting about the Asari epstein files or how Asari own all the information/blackmail info-markets - without getting shut down.

Only humans are powerful and racist enough to back talk the asari and get away with it.

>>725286186
>Miranda, the lazarus project has now been over-run by at least a year and is significantly over-budget, what are your people doing over there?

>>725286247
Publicly they're the unofficial head of the council races but privately they've been dripfeeding precursor tech to citadel space to maintain their technological edge and manipulating the other council races into acting as their attack dogs.

>>725286190
Proofs?

>>725286186
Imagine how how she feels after doing all that work just for him to fuck a purple Quarien instead.

>>725286546
WTF
that's not the right picture
please pretend I uploaded a picture of Tali instead

>>725281941
they cant even use their mouth to suck a dick?

>>725286462
don't forget it's literally illegal not to inform and give up any prothean tech you find to the (((council)))

>>725286649
no that's good too

>>725286649
that's a lie. you are gay and want to fuck a horse (male)

>>725285961
The asari are not special, that's the entire point. All species in the ME universe are massive larpers except for humanity, asari literally just got to the citadel first and horded prothean tech, this was established from ME1. ME3 maybe went a bit too far in implying that their entire civilisation was just pre-determined by the protheans but the idea was there from the start

>game has such a loyal fanbase even though it's been dead for 13 years
what gives

>>725287170
It was a profound journey.

One that ended in bullshit but a profound journey nonetheless.

>>725280548
Every one but Liara, yes. I want a tentaclejob from Tevos.

>>725284256
Outside of Asari the series rarely delves into interspecies relationships when it comes to actually seeing them and the byproduct. Only examples I can think of are Mordins joke comment on Asari/Vorcha children and the krogan poet who married an asari but dies on some other planet.

>>725285978
>he doesn't want a varren fucking gf

>>725287170
>series creators are completely out of touch with why people enjoyed Thing in the first place
Halo? no, MGS. wait, maybe it's, uh. hm. Ratchet and Clank. no? Life is Strange. uh,

>>725285961
I don't think I could ever view Asari and Salarian relations as anything but horrible considering the Salarians only live to like 40 years max.
>That Salarian father wanting to get his Asari daughter something special to remember him by since they already have such little time together and he doesn't want her to forget him (she will considering this is barely a footnote in her lifespan)
Its really sad. Frogman should've just made eggs with another of his kind.

>>725287571
Latest R&C added one of gaming's sexiest females ever, so fuck you.

knew that would come up. quicker than i thought lol

>>725287350
I forget which planet but I do remember there was a Turian guy who was really trying to get with a Quarian girl and she wasn't interested.
I only mention this because he asks her out to see a movie called "Fleet and Flotilla" which I assume is a military/romance film of exactly what you think it would be.
I also don't know why I remember this specifically.

>>725287170
ME1 captured hearts and minds, and ME3 betrayed that in a truly spectacular fashion

so did ME2 but people pretend it's good

>>725287673
They murdered Angela for the plot of those games though

>>725280458
>>EDI I want you to use all the confiscated Cerberus resources and salvaged Reaper tech to make females be able to grow huge futa cocks
Holy BAZED

>>725280565
"I should go."

>>725280565
We'll bang, okay?

Isnt it unethical for captains to take advantage of crew members for their own carnal amusement?

>>725288269
if you're a good enough captain they'll be begging for it anyway

>>725287673
Why are you calling that sexy?

gee I hope this thread doesn't have faggots pushing futa

sex with rachni queen

>>725287782
This is true. Nothing has ever captured me like ME1 did.

I NEED Exodus or that Expanse game to be good, I can't take it anymore.

>>725288372
>child
>like
>features

>>725285559
Miranda's not the kind of person who would accept the faintest possibility of a defective product.

I love humanity.
But I would never ever ever ever ever carry on the human race by procreating with anything but my asari gf

>>725288792
She accepted that terrible face scan.

>>725285846
Confident but regretful response: The Hanar deserved worse for their crimes. The only acceptable location for a Hanar is mortuary waiting cremation.

>>725288880
Her father's fault. She couldn't help looking like she just escaped Easter Island.

>>725280024 (OP)
Do they ever explain how pregnant works for Asari in regard to getting knocked up? Like Shepard can bang Liara and few times and they "embrace eternity", so was there ever the pregnancy risk or can Asari decide that "this time we'll activate baby creation"

>>725289037
>Her father's fault
Why did he want a female clone of himself anyways? Was his actual plan to not die a virgin?

>>725287170
We still remember how cool Saren was

I love these lil niggas like you wouldn't believe

SEX WITH GARRUS!!!! AAAAA SEX WITH GARRUSS!!! ATTENTION PLEASE!!! I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH GARRUS!!!!!!!!

where the shepard + elcor baby? and + hanar?

is mass effect good?

>>725289359
it ok

>>725280024 (OP)
>bang an alien woman only for the child to come out looking nothing like you
>acts exactly like you
>major daddy's girl
What more could you ask for?

>>725288590
best to start tempering your hopes for Expanse way down now, it is Owlcat after all

>OH MY GOD A SECOND ASTEROID HIT THE BATARIANS
>mfw

>>725289424
>acts exactly like you
dialling this down a little. more like 'mirror image of her mother' or something instead. you know.

>>725289359
extremely
it's cool, it has style, music and miranda's tight caboose
the game is a visual feast

>>725289282
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>>725289560
Hell no. Imagine a strong Asari tomboy daughter going hunting and fishing with you while you raise her. Shit would be incredibly fun.

>>725289359
First is great.
Second is a totally different game genre that wants to do its own thing but has a solid core cast of characters who can carry the awful main story
Third remembers its supposed to be doing something about an existential threat and tries to cobble together some bullshit. The good parts of it are largely plot threads carried forward from the first game, some from the second, but it was super rushed and it shows.

>>725289469
I loved all Owlcat games. I've got hope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PqNeoff3NI

>>725289062
I believe asari consciously choose when melding makes babies

>>725289627
I wonder what da big moderatu of biowah forum is up to these days.

>>725289282
>space jews controlling the council military while pretending to be a subordinate race
How did Bioware okay this? Between the Volus and Jacob I'm starting to think they might have been nazis.

>>725289715
it's going to be so broken it kills hard drives, mark my words

and once they fix it, it'll be 25% a finished product

>>725289674
well, i understand the sentiment but that's a little narcissistic for my liking. i like the idea of a wife and mini-wife, because that mental image is quite cute.

>>725289674
>strong Asari

>>725289852
I finished all their games on release. Only once I was close to fail, I planned to pick a Lich in wotr. But I went Aion - Devil. Dodged a bullet, since Lich was broken on release. Their games are great nonetheless.
> it'll be 25% a finished product
That's a fucking lie, every single game got 100+ hours of content right away. DLCs add on top of that, that's not cut content.

>>725280024 (OP)
WMAF in a nutshell.

Quarian women would be prominent in any sexual slavery in this universe

>>725290041
By 25% finished he means it will be an unplayable buggy mess at launch.

>>725290041
Rogue Trader is half a game.

>>725289750
I guess that'd make the most sense, otherwise there'd be a teen pregnancy crisis happening

>>725287170
Despite everything, one always wanted to see Shep's adventures.
also a sci fi adventure where you are the captain, fuck hot alien babes, mingle in different planets and kill evil space pirates?
That is a standard dream for teenagers.
ME, even ME2/3 had too much effort poured into it, sure any game made today comes out lacking when compared to most games made a decade ago but ME always felt it wanted you to immersive yourself in its universe.

>>725290451
that's what really set ME1 apart, I feel. They sunk a lot of effort into developing the sci-fi universe and were pretty meticulous about interspecies relationships and how the tech worked through the space magic and how the space magic worked, and it all "fits" naturally even if all the detail is mostly relegated to the codex.

>>725290610
she eats carrion

>>725287170
I showed my nephew this trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx9sPQpjgjU
And he finished both og and remaster trilogy.
It will be relevant forever.

>>725287170
It's pretty much all thanks to the character writing being so good. For the most part nobody gives a shit about the overall story or the ending anymore. To so many it's about the journey and hanging out with Garrus and Tali that they'll overlook pretty much anything

If Asaris breeding together is bad then what the hell did they do before space flight? Fuck their dogs or something?

>>725280024 (OP)
Good he wasn't White. That would have been racist

>>725284125
Oh no I hope a bunch of sexy female commandos don't get sent to my location that would be so horrible.

>>725291042
Imagine having your species get so subverted you get bullied and shamed for marrying within your own race
What did BioWare mean by this?

>>725290959
>hanging out with Garrus and Tali
Why would anyone assume I like hanging out with these two?

>>725291110
I did that.

>>725291042
intentional exogamous marriages were a relatively common cultural phenomenon among prehistoric and tribal humans, the asari just never stopped

>>725280024 (OP)
At least its not black.

>>725281024
Their long lifespans mean getting to fucking age takes a long time and they don’t seem to have ton of kids, so they’re exotic without being a threat.

>>725291042
best not to think about ME2 retcons

Do you think ancient asari had tribes where a single individual had granddaughters, great granddaughters, and so on, but at the same time each one of them was also simultaneously her direct daughter

>>725291042
You just know

>>725281024
>> can mind control
this kinda stops racism

>>725289712
I like how the second and third game both ignored the entire reason Sovereign(?) needed to open a relay for the other reapers in the first game did they were so far away that they couldn't even see any star light. And then they were able to just fly to the milky way in a few months anyways by the time 3 starts which defeated the point.

>>725291727
Yeah actually, what exactly were they doing before they discovered other civillizations? Ardat yakshi are the result of inbreeding so it's a no-no. Were they just fucking animals before that? Like their equivalent of dogs?

>>725281024
I say kill them all

>>725280463
>>725280628
>>725290610
Criminal that we couldn't romance her in ME1.

>>725292205
They genuinely didn't expect people to want to do her or Garrus.

>>725291998
in ME1 it's described as a simple faux pas for two asari to breed, not VERBOTEN IF YOU DO THIS YOU WILL MAKE THE ANTICHRIST that ME2 tries to spin it into with Morinth. It could just be they interbred among themselves fine before discovering other species and the benefits to crossbreeding over staying purebred resulted in a shift in societal opinions.

>>725280024 (OP)
>reminder that the Asari make themselves look like beautiful blue female versions of your species when in reality their true forms are grotesque monsters.

>>725292305
Damn are they retarded?

>>725291987
Agreed, I actually liked the concept of an enslaved species doing a proxy reaper to try breaking through whatever defense fleet there is to open the citadel as a back-up measure but it was executed so poorly with making up collectors, really should have been the Batarians doing it I think. They were already kidnapping species from everywhere so it would all have fit better and given the statements about the Terminus systems much more accuracy than they did.

>>725292342
The idea that Asari psychically fuck with facial recognition to make themselves look like whatever is looking at them is a cool idea that should have been canon

Miranda is the only baby maker in this game

>>725292712
it's not that retarded to think people would be less interested in the girl who's face you can't see and the bird person with skin made of rocks than the hot blue alien chick or the racist military grunt

>>725292305
>give Tali insane babymaking hips and the most lovable voice ever with a charming Eastern European accent
>Not expect men to ooga booga
Probably retardation

>>725282951
all asari have a recessive murderous succubus gene, which, if active, basically means:
>if you fuck them you'll suffer brain damage at best, or die from a brain hemorrhage at worst
>they get stronger and smarter every time they fuck, and have a naturally high sex drive
if the gene is active in them, their choices are either being killed on the spot or sent to live as a volcel monk in a remote facility for the rest of their lives
the chance of this gene being active increases exponentially when two asari have a baby

>>725292879
anon, she's literally sterile

>>725282951
There's a thing in the lore where pure blood Asari sometimes go crazy and try to murder people. Children from other species, ironically because of their weaker biotics, don't suffer from this

>>725292891
You'd have to be a terminal normalfag to think fantasy nerds wouldn't fuck anything that moves, Bioware didn't know what kind of audience they were going to have at all.

>>725292986
oof so much for perfect engineering

>>725292986
Lies and slander from a shitty DLC

>>725281024
>The (((Asari))) control the Council in conjunction with the (((Volus))).

>>725293065
monsterfuckers weren't as vocally degenerate in 2007

>>725292205
>not muh le heckin nubile 16 year old!

>>725292945
I think it ONLY occurs in purebred asari but it's also kind of a dumb retcon that takes Liara's initial character from "I distanced myself from asari society because of silly social stigma" to "the stigma against me was fully justified because I had a chance to be asari Satan"

>>725287673
>>725288659
>bestiality AND pedo
you got serious problems

>>725293450
23

>>725289316
But that's not Vetra.

>>725287615
Salaran male to female ratio is like 20:1 which is astonishing from a biological perspective
I get that and Vorcha having like a 10 year lifespan or somethung was done to make the aliens seem more alien, which worked
But god damn does that species seem doomed to extinction from such extreme biological disadvantages

>>725292305
>or Garrus
See this part really does shock me. He is a charming bad cop with a sexy voice, and the only other straight romance for femshep in ME1 is boring ass Kaiden who nobody really liked.

>>725293762
It wasn't written from a sensible perspective so much as it was to poke fun at the fact that Salarian's are all nerds and male nerds tend to be more common so when you get a single female nerd in the mix beta male orbiting is bound to happen.

>>725292945
Gotta be a point in asari history when ardat yakshi were everywhere and the species was basically turbo caveman rape planet with ardat yakshi running rampant probably very common before they got space flight and found interspecies toned down their psycho tendencies

>>725292765
It's a stupid idea that doesn't make sense in any setting where people have cameras.

>>725292945
it's supposed to be incredibly rare even on a galactic scale

>>725293762
Unless a female shits out a billion eggs per clutch, then I don't see how this even works. This has to be a massive oversight on the writer's part which isn't uncommon. Numbers that make sense in terms of materials or military don't show up very often in sci-fi works. I think one of my favorite examples is one of the warhammer 40k tanks has its armor being like six inches thick of steel which would protect fucking nothing.
So I'll choose to believe the ratio is more like 5:1 because God damn.

>>725282986
he raped it too hard

>>725292986
All LIs can have babies with Shepard, it's canon.

One of biggest crimes of ME3 outside endings was not bringing back Saren in Shepard's dreams, like come on renegade "I kill my friends for brekfast" Shepard would have nightmares because some random kid was blown up? He would have shoot it himself. Saren would allow for some sort of inner monologue, internal conflict and would fit with syntesis ending, but no we got retard baby.

>>725293337
>monsterfuckers weren't as vocally degenerate in 2007
I'll have you know that I was just as much of a monsterlover in 2007 as I am now.

>>725283235
Why aren't you?

>>725295932
/////d-d-do you want me to be?/////

>>725286482
Official Asari model

>>725295882
the keyword there is "vocally," you didn't have as broad an available platform

>>725293845
>bad cop
He's a good cop, but he doesn't like the red tape.

>>725297550
It was weird dialogue, paragon sounded way more like renegade than renegade.

> asari thread
> not talking about the best waifu
You guys disappoint me.

>>725288113
lmao came here to post this

>>725297804
making an entire green asari sub-race with Shiala

>>725297804
>game doesn't allow you to gape her azure

>>725297804
why is she green?

>>725298164
fucked a plant

>>725298164
DUDE! You can't ask that!

>>725298164
She was sold as slave by her special foces milf(1000 years old) commander and vored by ancient super plant-animal-alien thingy and was rescued by protagonist, now she green.

tl;dr vore by alien

>>725298164
She's technically a clone of OG Shiala made by one-of-a-kind ancient sentient plant named The Thorian. So she's somewhat altered. Even her biotics function differently, but she has a certain mental connection to other's Zhu's Hope colonists, who were subjected to spores of the Thorian.

>>725298261
BY a plant

>>725294320
>Unless a female shits out a billion eggs per clutch, then I don't see how this even works
I think it really was surposed to be a Drone-Queen analogy like they were bees as opposed to frog men.

>>725294320
I think it's more like 10% female but yeah females lay like a hundred eggs yearly and unfertilized eggs turn out male.

>>725297218
No, he's a bad cop that doesn't like to play by the rules. He's not a dirty cop, though.

was it autism

>>725300479
> strong moral convictions is autism
Found a jew.

>>725300479
Yes unironically.

Just finished replaying ME2 last night. Liked it well enough, but I definitely preferred ME1 in most aspects
Never played ME3 back in the day, so I'm looking forward to finally seeing what it's like for myself. What am I in for, /v/?

>>725281941
i always saw it as using the partner's genetics as a randomisation key

>>725302791
Better gameplay than 1, guns no longer tied to class, plot getting worse and endings so bad bioware had to spend multiple months fixing them.
Also ME3 renegade sucks ass, it went from edgy guy who gets job done and take no shit from anyone to murderhobo who will kill their companions no question asked. Renegade in ME3 sucks balls, also now cerberus is le evil despite you wroking for them entire ME2, oh and they have big fucking army and huge fucking armada.

>>725303139
>Also ME3 renegade sucks ass, it went from edgy guy who gets job done and take no shit from anyone to murderhobo who will kill their companions no question asked. Renegade in ME3 sucks balls
Literally all renegade options make perfect sense. Not my fault faggots like Mordin decide to stand in the way of JUSTICE

>>725303139
>also now cerberus is le evil despite you wroking for them entire ME2
they were always evil you were just forced to work for them because ??? even if you played the biggest alien loving babyface ever.

Nevermind that they don't need to exist to begin with and Shepard dying and being revived is a completely meaningless plot contrivance

>>725281941
There's clearly some bumping of uglies when you fuck Sha'ira.

>>725303531
they weren't really that evil, except for the weird experiments and 1 of the tacked on DLCs where they tortured an autist
the entire galaxy would be dead if it weren't for cerberus

>>725303738
I really wanted a renegade route where you side with them but paragon fags always get pandered to in the end.

>>725280458
>Not Turian women

>>725303486
Real renegade would convince Mordin that he is being retarded and to step down, no bullet needed.
>>725303531
Dunno, Cerberus was only organisation that took reapre threat seriously. Also despite being some super secret group that special forces operative turned spectre didn't know in ME2 everyone and their mother know Cerberus well.
>Nevermind that they don't need to exist to begin with and Shepard dying and being revived is a completely meaningless plot contrivance
Agree, that was retarded.
It's funny how Cerberus is portrayed in games, 1 it's some fringe terror group that nobody knows about.
2 big organisation with high tech and super secret labs that put real factions to shame, can rebuild Normandy but better, also ressurect Shepard.
3 Major force during galactic war, can assault everywhere, can conquer Omega, is almost as much threat as reapers. Also literally satan.
Somehow in span of like year or 2 Cerberus turned from super secret terrorist organisation into galactic superpower.

>>725280548
>>725287345
Green is sexier.

>>725303738
>well except for all the evil shit they did they're not too bad!

gee

>>725303894
might as well fuck a stick buddy

>>725281024
>resulting in pure asari
YWNBPA

Your mother basically fucks varrens, you are not "pure"

>>725297804
Is that Liara 2?

>>725303894
Vetra = wife

>>725304576
A rhetorical question.

>>725304576
It's Shiny Liara

>>725304037
the council and the alliance's ineptitude and procrastination are infinitely more evil than whatever cerberus did
but for some reason the game frames them (especially the alliance) as the le good guys

>>725304005
based and true

>>725304643
>>725303894
Big, stompy legs.

>>725304883
>dude incompetent beauracracy and injecting acid into people for the lolz are literally the same level of evil
Ah to be 14 again.

>>725305058
have you said thankyou to cerberus for saving the galaxy?

>>725304879
It's Green Liara. Crisis averted

>>725282154
If you're not talking about plugging a fleshlight to the Normandy and railing EDI this way, while watching the trash compactor crush that shitty robotic body, get the fuck out, fucking normie.

>>725282154
I'm always conflicted about fucking EDI. On the one hand, Joker is a bro and deserves his waifu. On the other, letting anothing man fuck your ship is the ulitmate cuckoldry.

>>725305312
>WiFi connected dragon dildo in every bunk so EDI can bang the crew

>don't encourage Joker EDI romance
>tell him to shut the fuck up with his shitty jokes
The only way to treat this supposed "cripple" in 3.

>>725280024 (OP)
>Having a child with an Asari
>Your daughter will be a whore for over a thousand years
Is this the ultimate humiliation ritual in the Mass Effect universe?

>>725280458
This but make Miranda fertile

>>725307726
>amazon makes marginally different TV series for each type of ending
fund it

>>725284479
Eh they probably just genetically engineer a kid with the DNA of both exes. Or they have some other super futuristic way to do it that they consider normal and we in the past consider an abomination to God.

>>725308015
>>725307840
I like your VI, it's funny.

>>725282641
no there isn’t

>>725285263
I'd like to imagine there being hundreds of human-mutt Asari on hyper-capitalist colonies like Thessia with a grift that they're Shepard's child a century or so after he's dead to sell petty shit like adjusted-rate mortgages or meal replacement bars full of space-corn syrup and micro-hyperplastics.

>>725287754
Probably because it was the one that dropped the fact that Quarian women have vibrators built into their containment suits.

>>725294270
Until Mass Effect 3 retconned it where there were enough to fill a planet-sized monastery because, for some reason, Banshees just HAD to be Ardat Yakshi. I liked fucked-up idea that there were only a handful of known Ardat Yakshi, and they are all Samara's daughters because when you play with large enough numbers eventually someone wins the shit lottery.

Though the logs of the young Ardat Yakshi monks sneaking in porn to watch was one of the only fun bits of ME3.

>>725304005
Really glad I spared her. Shot the bitch on Virmire though.

>>725280340
big dumb smelly ugly jellyfish

>>725286546
>>725286950
I'd fuck a horse (male) or female.

How many engineers would you sacrifice to exterminate just one batarian?

>>725280463
Quarian OCs are actually almost always really cool. Any other fandom or races OC art is always cringe though.

>>725280024 (OP)
fuckin passport bros

>>725280024 (OP)
cautionary tale about the horrors of race mixing

Jacob's father had the right idea.

>>725312318
I wouldn't sacrafice anyone, I would just kill batarian.
Kill batarians. Behead batarians. Roundhouse kick a batarian into the concrete. Slam dunk a batarian baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy batarians. Defecate in a batarian's food. Launch batarians into the sun. Stir fry batarians in a wok. Toss batarians into active volcanoes. Urinate into a batarian's gas tank. Judo throw batarians into a wood chipper. Twist batarians heads off. Report batarians to the IRS. Karate chop batarians in half. Curb stomp pregnant batarians. Trap batarians in quicksand. Crush batarians in the trash compactor. Liquefy batarians in a vat of acid. Eat batarians . Dissect batarians. Exterminate batariansin the gas chamber. Stomp batarian skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate batarians in the oven. Lobotomize batarians. Mandatory abortions for batarians. Grind batarian fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown batarians in fried chicken grease. Vaporize batarians with a ray gun. Kick old batarians down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.
TOTAL BATARIAN DEATH!

>>725293601
Wait Tali is a HAG?

>>725307840
>I'm not a Reaper.

That's exactly what a Reaper would say.

>>725287170
When was the last time there was a half decent story/character driven scifi game with an expansive universe? It was like a new star wars/star trek. Where (You) got to be a cool space captain/marine asskicker and bang aliens and save the galaxy. Thats fucking awesome. If EA didnt buy the fucking series and ruin it immediately, we could be on like Mass Effect 13 by now. God fucking damn it.

>>725281024
>Outwardly presents as an intelligent, capable race that got to their dominant position in the galaxy through millennia of hard work and patience, acts superior because of it
>It's actually from being uplifted and gifted Prothean technology, finding the Citadel first and then further confiscating, hiding and hoarding Prothean artifacts from the other council races, in violation of council laws they themselves pushed to have passed
>Constantly infiltrating and subverting foreign governments and manipulating native cultures to their own benefit, their Citadel Council being the presentable public face of this
>Hold unbreakable monopolies on many industries and technologies
>Refuses to help against the Reapers, demands help when attacked
>Biologically, culturally and socially matriarchal
>Can mate with any race but the offspring is always considered Asari, no matter who the father is
>Heavily 'inbred' and needs to mix with other races to maintain genetic stability because Asari with higher amounts of 'pure' ancestry tend to go schizo
>Older Asari have huge fuggin tiddies

I can't believe it took me so long to put it together...

>>725317252
>first Volus, then the Quarians, now Asari
Why is Bioware like this?

>>725318520
>aliens suck, human supremacists were right
is the only reasonably conclusion to the mass effect series

>>725318809
No, I'm saying that all three of them: Volus, Quarians and Asari draw parallels to the Jews.

>>725281024
>Race of incredibly hot blue alien girls that are culturally encouraged to have sex with you
Wow it sure is a wonder why they're popular
White guys spend their entire lives wanting to bang latinas and asian girls and you're surprised they're into blue girls?

>>725280458
based beyond belief

>>725297804
>defeated her
>can't rape her
shit game
zero out of 10 battle tits

>>725281481
Did you just forget about Azure?
Maiden stage Asari are free to fuck. Even the most stereotypical /r9k/ anon would pull.
Especially since Human lifespans means that you can have a loyal wife while to her you're at worst a bad date.

>>725312374
Well they are necessarily all just recolors of the same thing.
It limits the stupid you can put into it.

>>725320867
>while to her you're at worst a bad date
They only live for 1,000 years not a million. A partner lasting 40 years with an Asari would be like having a partner for 4 years as a human, it's not exactly a fling.
Also humans in the ME universe live for 120 to 150 years because future medicine, so it's likely to last longer than 40 years.

>>725283065
Mine went with the John Crichton getup, minus the sleeves.

>>725281941
>Asari don't even have physical sex with partner, then literally just mindfuck you and then reproduce asexually.
Also all the Asari scenes have the characters fucking on beds, or at least as close that you could show that at the time of ME games being released

>>725280024 (OP)
I don't know why this image feels so cucked looking.

>>725280628
>Yea we just have this entire race that have hentai proportions on a species level
>Or you can fuck the flat ass dumpy Asari.
What were they thinking?