Thread 725337892

>brought home a personal pizza
>eat half and save the rest
>start playing zelda warriors and my dad knocks on my door
>hey anon can i have some pizza
>no
>dad stands in the doorway for a second looking angry
>closes door
stay the fuck out of my pizza

Sometimes I forget I share this board with ontologically evil people

>dad paid for countless meals for his son
>also paid for everything he owns, even the computer hes posting this
>someday son comes back home and rushes to his room with a pizza on his hands
>>hey son, can i grab a slice?
>"no dad"
I won't even ask what's wrong with you.

>why do my parents hate me
Bro even asked...

>>725337892 (OP)
This is the best bait I have seen in years.
Well done.

>brought home a pizza
>eat most of it
>playing Peak with my bros
>dad comes in
>You gonna finish the rest of that?
>Nah
>can I have the rest?
>Nah
>Why?
>You didn't say please
>Dad asks "you really going to do this?"
>Nah im just fuckin with you

>>725338443
Lmao.

>>725338070
>create life
>wtf i have to support it????

>>725337892 (OP)
You're an ingrateful sack of trash

I ate a small packet of cookies I found on the sidewalk yesterday (it was sealed)

>>725337892 (OP)
Honestly filling the entire house with pizza smell and not sharing it is fucked.

>>725338723
he could've easily abandoned his son like most black fathers do

>>725337993
>ontologically evil
Stay on twitter.

>>725337892 (OP)
You should have give your dad a pizz a

>try to order pizza
>my address is blacklisted
>dad at some point went berserk on the local dominos and got me blacklisted

why'd he do it

>>725339403
Your dad was a landmine?

>>725339634
he was a boomer

>>725338809
kek

>>725337892 (OP)
What the fuck is you're problem, cunt
Give your dad some pizza

>>725339885
I hate you for that one Carlos.
That one was pretty damn fucking bad.

>>725339885
Oh Anon

>>725339565
based dad going beastmode on the pizza twinks

>>725339885
boo!

>>725337892 (OP)
>eat 4 slices of pizza
>stop
Are you a woman? Bet you also ate it with a fork and knife

>>725337892 (OP)
This anon is going to get kicked out of the house
>>725338443
This anon is going to inherit the house

>>725338809
Based Homer Simpson anon

>>725338809
Am I crazy if I would do this? I think I must have some freakish compulsion around food waste

>>725341173
I'm just a cheap pig

This is why OP got raped

>>725340967
>

>>725340923
mer!

>>725337892 (OP)
nothing personnel kid

>>725339403
>>725339885
I can't tell if this is a zoomer joke, or a Left 4 Dead joke.

>>725344330
Chinless wonder posted this.

>>725338809
I found an energy drink on the ground one day and it wasn't open so I drank it, it was good

>>725347107
that was my piss. i resealed the can

>>725347107
Someone could have rubbed their dick all over the top, where your lips touch it

>>725347456
why would anyone do that? other than (You) obviously

>>725347523
So they get their jollies off knowing some guy basically kissed their dick

>>725347562
you are assuming other people are as mindbroken and deranged as you

>>725347523
why would anyone stab a random person in the neck

>>725347607
yes

>>725337892 (OP)
You are a jerk.

>>725347620
because they are niggers but that's not the same thing because tyrone would still be like "ayo dat shit gay as fuck bruh wtf"

>>725347696
blacks have the highest percentage of gays and trannies

>>725347676
>opened bottles with sweaty negro lip stains around the opening
not the same thing as an unopened can

>>725347814
yeah niggers would never do that

>>725347881
fuckin niggers man and they RECORD themselves doing this, why? oh wait, niggers

>>725347881
you are still showing examples of opened products with nigger mouth marks all over it comparing it to an unopened can probably left somewhere by accident. this is a silly argument you know

>>725347881
God am I glad I don't work at Walmart.