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Anonymous No.725354641 [Report] >>725355703 >>725355948 >>725357890 >>725358657 >>725358718 >>725358727 >>725358767 >>725358865 >>725358992 >>725362242 >>725362298 >>725372484 >>725372737 >>725373760 >>725374125
Super Earth are the bad guys
Anonymous No.725354712 [Report] >>725358818
fotmslop
Anonymous No.725354851 [Report] >>725355912
>murders innocent civilians by eating them
>murders innocent civilians by mutating them
>murders innocent civilians by sticking them in a giant blender
Don't care, all of these other guys deserve death.
Anonymous No.725355668 [Report]
fuck dragonroaches
Anonymous No.725355703 [Report]
>>725354641 (OP)
Oh my god. Really? That's wild. How did you figure that out?
Anonymous No.725355797 [Report] >>725356048
>um actually humans grew the bugs, built the clankers, and provoked the squids
So? We're just supposed to lie down and let them steam roll us? Being terminally online has turned your brain to mush.
Anonymous No.725355912 [Report] >>725358532
>>725354851
>Helldivers and SEAF are expendable, usually only expected to last like 2 minutes on the field before they die and another takes their place
>All of our enemies we face ingame are because of super earths fault. Terminids were mutated from HD1s bugs to extract more E710, Bots were presumably made by the HD1 cyborgs after super earth enslaved them to work in the cyberstan mines. Illuminate rebuilt their army in another galaxy after high command pissed themselves over their WMD…. Which then they proceeded to take said WMDs for themselves
>according to HD1, the Hellpods, the way you enter the planets from space. Were made as a way to gain air superiority and to kill the parliament leaders of a planet that seceded from super earth because high command threw a temper tantrum over not being able to rule over every single part of the galaxy
>super earth having a ministry of truth is self explanatory
All mostly from the top of my head but the point is there is a ton of satire in this game and that super earth is pretty much no better then the rest of the factions we fight
Anonymous No.725355948 [Report]
>>725354641 (OP)
no way
Anonymous No.725355949 [Report]
bugs bad
bots bad
squids bad
helldivers good
seaf good
super earth good
simple as
Anonymous No.725356048 [Report] >>725358153
>>725355797
>So? We're just supposed to lie down and let them steam roll us? Being terminally online has turned your brain to mush.
If you paid attention to the game, you'd notice that super-earth never actually BEATS the foes they create. They just use them as a means to an end, the end being, ironically, no freedom.
The 'good ending' of the series is if they kill the leadership of super-earth and then crush the retarded foes they made once and for all.
Anonymous No.725357890 [Report]
>>725354641 (OP)
Perhaps, but the alternatives are 10x worse
Anonymous No.725358153 [Report] >>725358398
>>725356048
>The 'good ending' of the series is if they kill the leadership of super-earth and then crush the retarded foes they made once and for all.
Chaosdiver scum, face the wall
Anonymous No.725358398 [Report] >>725358959
>>725358153
>Democracy is never actually killing your foes, so that you can sacrifice countless humans for no actual reason
Kek
Anonymous No.725358532 [Report] >>725363015
>>725355912
>>All of our enemies we face ingame are because of super earths fault. Terminids were mutated from HD1s bugs to extract more E710, Bots were presumably made by the HD1 cyborgs after super earth enslaved them to work in the cyberstan mines. Illuminate rebuilt their army in another galaxy after high command pissed themselves over their WMD…. Which then they proceeded to take said WMDs for themselves
So? That shit happened a hundred years ago prior and innocent civilians are dying now
>satire
Oh you're one of those faggots
Satire without clarity of purpose isn't satire, selling ten dollar DLC packs meant to be big and cool is the exact opposite of clear purpose
Anonymous No.725358657 [Report]
>>725354641 (OP)
good
I love being the bad guys if the good guys are murderous bots and bugs
Anonymous No.725358718 [Report]
>>725354641 (OP)
I can't stand this redditesque tongue in cheek tone
Anonymous No.725358727 [Report]
>>725354641 (OP)
>it's another "WAHHH PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN PLAYING AS BAD GUYS" """""discourse""""" thread
You are the reaò bad guy anon
Anonymous No.725358767 [Report]
>>725354641 (OP)
Super Earth are bad guys
They are not THE bad guys, but their actions aren't excused by their either
Anonymous No.725358818 [Report] >>725358934
>>725354712
The game has been out for almost two years
Anonymous No.725358865 [Report]
>>725354641 (OP)
Earth politics dont translate to intergalactic politics.

Its species vs. species even if humanity is wrong theres nothing you can do but to side with it if you want a continued survival of humanity.
Anonymous No.725358934 [Report]
>>725358818
it's a reccurring fotm whenever it gets a large update (i am niggas)
Anonymous No.725358959 [Report]
>>725358398
they don't believe in genocide, they are good guys
they give them a chance every time
Anonymous No.725358992 [Report]
>>725354641 (OP)
Automatons are literally commies
Anonymous No.725362242 [Report] >>725367705 >>725371404 >>725374707
>>725354641 (OP)
>awful performance destroyed with every new update
>170gb
>35gb console version
>b-b-buh we have to duplicate data on pc for the 0.1% players playing on HDD!!
fuck you
Anonymous No.725362298 [Report]
>>725354641 (OP)
well yeah, theyre nazis duh
Anonymous No.725363015 [Report] >>725365141
>>725358532
Point is that if super earth didn’t throw a temper tantrum over other aliens existing in the galaxy and allowed other planets to have their own governments they wouldn’t be in the steaming pile of shit they are fighting in and hundreds of billions of citizens wouldn’t have died
>oh you’re one of those faggots
Idk man arrowhead says it’s satire of shit jingoism and imperialism soooooo
Anonymous No.725365141 [Report] >>725365486 >>725365552
>>725363015
Arrowhead also says making the game function at a basic level is a herculean ordeal.
Anonymous No.725365486 [Report]
>>725365141
Donate your PC to a museum.
Anonymous No.725365552 [Report]
>>725365141
Sadly true :(
Anonymous No.725367486 [Report]
yes and?
Anonymous No.725367705 [Report]
>>725362242
dinner time gotta run
Anonymous No.725371404 [Report]
>>725362242
Sex with Marine.
Anonymous No.725372484 [Report]
>>725354641 (OP)
Americans are bad guys too but i dont see anyone complaining.
Anonymous No.725372737 [Report]
>>725354641 (OP)
I still remember that the only decent way to kill bile titans was throwing grenades at their mouths, i still remember the quasar canon doing more damage than the recoiless.
Anonymous No.725373760 [Report]
>>725354641 (OP)
did super earth lose the second galactic war?
Anonymous No.725374125 [Report]
>>725354641 (OP)
If you're playing Bug/Bot/Squiddie(+Zombie) genocide sim in an attempt to be "The good guy", you're a complete retard. The joy of this game is to land into a hostile world and obliterate hundreds to thousands of enemy targets with handheld weaponry and polishing off attacking swarms with absolutely ridiculous ordinance. We already got the "We're probably dubiously noble at best" part out of the way at launch with all of the propaganda. Now we're in the phase of "It's Year XXX of this galactic war, time to call in another bombing run on an Automaton Nursery before we fly out to go and murder a Terminid Elementary School Teacher and start downloading slurs into the Illuminate Social Media platform 'Squitter' to make sure they know who's the boss".
Anonymous No.725374707 [Report]
>>725362242
can console chads please stop winning for just 5 seconds so PCniggers can catch up?