Thread 725393018

Do you still cheating at video games?

many saying this sir

No, but I also don't care about achievements.

>>725393018 (OP)
do people really just marinate in a puddle of their own fluids after sex instead of showering and changing the sheets?

>>725393018 (OP)
hope that's a girl on the left

jimiko supremacy

>>725393143
female sexual fluids are comfy

>>725393143
the sheets are already wet at that point, might as well rest a bit in there

>>725393143
Are they not allowed to chill and catch their breath for a minute?

How could you possibly care about achievements

>>725393143
You must be having lame sex

>>725393143
Dude I literally cum on my tummy and fall asleep like this. It's the best feeling there is. It just dries and it's not a big deal. I don't find myself disgusting lol.

>>725393018 (OP)
When I'm bored with playing it normally, yes.

What does sex feel like

>>725393018 (OP)
I stopped using cheats when they stopped making big head mode

>>725393176
>artist is a fat troon
Nope.

>>725393274
You don’t even wipe or aeroplane tissue strip?

>>725393274
I find it disgusting you do that

>>725393143
Shockingly, intense physical activity in bed at night usually leads to being too tired to do anything else so the shower is reserved for the morning after.

>>725393143
towel on top of the sheets while fucking around. Then toss towel aside and lay on sheets to afterglow. Shower + sleep under sheets after

If I want big head mode for easier headshots than bah gawd I shall have it.

>>725393018 (OP)
what's with all the ears on the base of the bed?

Nah. I only hunt for achievements if they're somewhat doable without too much of a grind and if I really, really like the game.
Dark souls wasn't hard to 100%. Haven't done the same with DS2 and DS3.

>>725393592
the ears are a currency in dark souls that's a pain in the ass to obtain, hence cheat engine

>>725393018 (OP)
If you cheat in singleplayer games then I couldn't care less, but if you cheat in multiplayer games you deserve to have your internet privileges taken away from you, and also your testicles.

>>725393018 (OP)
>farming for 30 hours
uh? what kind of chevoo forces you to farm for an actual 30 hours?

>Using cheats to beat a game because it's too hard or something
I get it.

>Using cheats to get all the achievements
Why? Just use the achievement unlocker thing if you care that much about them.

>>725393018 (OP)
why the chopped ears on the bed?

>>725393367
milky coins

>>725393274
Hey I've been doing this too for decades. I usually just do a wipe with my underwear and just sleep like that.

>>725393784
tissues and used condoms

>>725393274
When I'm finished I Eat It

>>725393718
>implying they didn’t already have them removed

>>725393018 (OP)
>using cheats
>for fucking dark souls 3
why?

>>725393784
It is about vore.

>>725393018 (OP)
I wish I was good at sex. Being a super quickshot sucks.
>>725393784
Covenant items.

>>725394262
It might be hard to understand from the picture, but it is for the achievement.

>>725394196
Was this painting left unfinished? the bottom left looks really flat compared to the rich texture of Jesus' robe.

>>725394393
It's to symbolize the flatness of his character.

>>725393018 (OP)
but shouild i get them all in prepare to die edition or in the remastered edition?

>>725393018 (OP)
>Do you still cheating
DO NOT!!! MAAM DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD!!!

>>725393143
>not laying down a towel before fucking

>>725393018 (OP)
wow i want to fuck the drawing of a guy with glasses

>>725393143
>marinate
Those fluids don't seep into your muscled and tenderize you, bro. Whether you shower right after or eight hours later makes no difference.

I only cheat in single player games to save time for stupid unnecessary grinding, like 2x drop rates on crafting mats and stuff like that

>>725393018 (OP)
No but I do beat my wife.

>>725393143
Letting it soak inside a girl you love is one of the greatest feelings known to man

>>725393274
Well, others do.

>>725393018 (OP)
cheatengine speedhack my beloved...

>>725393274
this guy knows. assuming you get a shower in before going out the following day there's literally nothing wrong with this

>>725393143
I just wipe it on the underside of my shirt when it spills on my hand.
Then I go out and get food.

No, I don't change. Because cum doesnt smell.

>>725393143
If you're having sex in a bed you're already a disgusting slob. It's like with CPR - you don't pump on soft surfaces

>>725393274
I once woke up and looked at my arm and there was this huge wound on it. You know like big scrape that parts your skin like a ravine. Turns out it was just dried jizz I thought was skin.

>>725395535
>cum doesnt smell
That's because you're used to the smell of your own cum. Everyone can smell it when you walk near them.

>>725395535
>cum doesnt smell
it does and it smells rancid after less than one hour

>>725393274
Just eat your own semen, dude. I remember telling my friends in elementary school that I did that and everyone looked at me like I was a pig.

I have NTR fatigue and I really hope in like 5-10 years society collectively decides to move past this weird obsession with cuckoldry.

I have to go redownload a certain cheat table every time I make a new character in my yearly dark souls 3 playthrough because 'knight' is not allowed. At least unless I want to be 'Lost K***ht' every time.

>>725393143
>changing the sheets
Wait, people own more than one pair of sheets?

>>725393143
I never had sex so I wouldn't know

>>725393143
Normal people like to cuddle afterwards

>>725396319
I don't think the quantity is going down but it's definitely not as popular now.

>>725396358
What do you sleep on while one is in the washer/dryer?

>>725393018 (OP)
yeah, but only to skip stupid shit like farming for items
>>725394196
me on the left all day everyday

>>725396358
>owning sheets
Fucking casuals

>>725393143
So you're telling me you
>don't get sweaty already during sex
>don't cuddle afterwards
>kick the fag who buttfucked you immediately out of bed to change the sheets
You must be miserable to fuck

>>725396506
Washer/dryer?

>>725393143
It's just sweat.

>>725393143
I don't want to try and teach you morals, but after you fuck your love ones, you don't stand up and take a shower like if you had fucked a whore, you usually snuggle to sleep afterwards.

Yeah, I'll cheat it something is gated off behind a ton of intentional grind designed to add hours to the game. If it's something I'm bored enough with, I won't even bother.

Last game I cheated in was Satisfactory, I gave myself a bunch of the tickets because fuck it, who cares. Got that little car-thing and it sucked anyway lol

>>725396434
>/v/
>normal

>>725393018 (OP)
There's literally zero issue with cheating to skip grind, such as leveling by repeating the same content hundreds of times, having to kill one enemy for hours to get item(s) or any other flavor of a tiny piece of content being stretch thin to pad out the play time.
If skipping pointless grind hurts your game, then it was shit to begin with.

>>725393143
Afterglow is a hell of a drug, anon.
Sometimes people fall asleep full of cum.
Ur mum sure did.

>>725396716
Fair point

>>725393274
>I don't find myself disgusting lol.
Yeah that's the problem you stinky fuck.

>>725396434
After I cum I listen to music that makes me sad

>>725393718
The kind of zero-standards loser that will cheat in single player games is absolutely the kind of loser who will cheat everywhere else.

>>725393143
if it was good sexe

>>725396898
pretty based

>>725393018 (OP)
why is Egoraptor's Otacon in bed with the Clausewitz Engine

>>725396319
Cucking has been a term since the middle ages so you're going to be waiting a lot longer than that.

>>725396506
I wait until they're done then put them back on the bed before going to sleep.

I cheat but only on repeat playthroughs where I just want to fuck around and never things like infinite health or damage but things like infinite jump and noclip. The exception is when I want to see what happens if you win an unwinnable boss fight.

>>725394884
This is only necessary if a girl is on her period.

>>725393018 (OP)
>caring about achievements
>but not caring about actually achieving them
i honestly do not understand the thought process

>>725393018 (OP)
No, I realised I only cheated myself.

>>725393274
Based
>>725394120
>>725396172
Absolutely gigabased

>>725397290
Most achievementfags just want to check off a list.

i rarely do but it's only ever for shit that would require say hours of retarded grinding

>>725394120
This, it's literally free nutrition.

>>725397268
Unrelated, but my mattress still has a brown stain from the time my sister discharged her menstruation on my bed when she was little. Blood really doesn't come off from things.

>>725393018 (OP)
>Do you still cheating
Of course it's a third worlder normalising cheating.

>>725396319
agreed

>>725393143
Nobody who ever had sex would say this

>>725393018 (OP)
Yeah, fuck replaying the game multiple times just for some weapons lul
I think duping has been a thing in every soul game ever er too

>>725397290
When achievements are:
>Do normal content
>Collect all stuff
>Do cool and unique challenge runs
>Just repeat the same 2 minute section for 50 hours without any skill involved
I WILL cheat to just do the last one, I won't be cucked with a 99% completion rate after doing all the fun skill based stuff just because you dropped pure dogshit like that and expect me to waste my precious time like that instead of having fun playing something else entirely.

>>725396506
You can wash and dry a whole set in one day

>>725400937
just throw a towel on it.