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>>725396249 (OP)
white people lol

>>725396249 (OP)
Bread is pretty fucking good actually...how do you fail your drivers test though? There are literal retards out there driving, fucking incredible retards out there behind the steering wheel that I'm amazed they don't get into accidents daily.

>>725396249 (OP)
this guy shoudnt be too hard on himself im 26 as well and only got my liscense recently ater failing twice

How the fuck do you even fail a driving test, it's retardedly basic
>park on side of road
>back up 50ft
>3 point turn
>go out on 2-lane road, change lanes once
>go back towards dmv
>stop at all stop signs
>done
it was literally like 5 minutes tops. Way too easy if you ask me, it needs to be harder so there's less retards on the road.

the only thing this guy should feel bad for is being an attention whore on reddit

>>725397584
I failed it but I'm retarded I just write and speak well enough to trick everyone into thinking I'm not. Honestly at this point I wish everyone treated me like the fucking retard I actually am.

my mother is one of the worst drivers on the planet and even she passed her drivers test

>>725396249 (OP)
Do wypeeeepoooo really

>>725397584
I failed my first time because some guy was walking at a slight angle on the sidewalk and my driver instructer decided that I should have gone from 40 mph to 0 mph in the span of 1.5 seconds because of it

>>725397337
>>725397584
The test practitioner gets a large say in whether or not you pass your test. It's entirely possible that the guy comes off as such a baseless retard that they just did whatever was possible to keep him off the road.

>>725397584
I failed only once and it was for a rather petty reason.
Not utilizing motor braking when coming to a traffic light.

>>725397337
Retards have retard confidence.

>>725397584
Is this seriously how burgers conduct a driving test? 5 minutes of driving?

>>725397735
I had a similar thing happen with one driving teacher, she was an old fatfuck lady, literally like 70 years old, and I was on a 1-lane road with a breakdown lane on either side. Car in front of me was turning left so I went to the right into the breakdown lane to go around it. She started screaming in my ear that I can't do that and I'm a reckless driver and going to fail my driver's test because of how careless I am.

Been driving over 10 years with zero accidents. Dumb cunt.

>>725397947
Differs from state to state. But yeah, in Rhode Island, that was the entire driving test. Was over in 5 minutes and only tested a few basic things.

I failed the first time and the cunt practitioner didn’t give me any feedback. Pretty sure they were just after more money. Some of them probably have a personal philosophy to never let someone pass on the first try.

>>725396249 (OP)
>sets up cash for clunkers to get rid of all of those naughty low gas mileage used cars
>devastates used car market because they were all traded in for credit and crushed
>kids can't work a summer job and buy a beater for a grand or a perfectly functional used car for 5k
>parents don't even bother teaching their kids to drive at 16 if they're not solidly upper-middle class because they're not spending 30 grand on a car for the little fuckers
Thanks Obama.

>>725398021
Holy shit i will never visit burgerland unless im driving a tank myself

>>725397947
Yep. Costs basically nothing and you pass it once at 16 and can drive until you're 125 years old and never have to get tested again.
It's call "freedom". Look it up.

>>725397584
>failed first time because I stopped at a sign for 2.8 seconds rather than 3, even though there were no oth r issues
>came back and passed the test with flying colora

Hardest thing about taking driver's test is parallel parking and even that is but a bunch of steps you have to memorize.
What bothers me about this whole system is that you are not supposed to practice with your parents' car as you'd be breaking the law, but I don't think anyone who has passed ever respected such law.

>>725397947
We have a lot of drivers and a lot of roads. There's a written test as well, but it's broadly on you to not be a colossal fuckup on the road.

If we wanted to log hours on every driver and run them through a multi-hour long battery our DMVs would go from a molasses flood to a black hole.

>>725396249 (OP)
>36
>havent owned a car in 18 years now
Driving would be cool if it was cheaper and there was less people on the road, its fucking boring and expensive. I feel like the cost basically has it so you are working to keep the car, and the car is needed to work, so youre just working to pay for something to get to work, its such a drain on your income. I understand that Im blessed to work local but I kindof hate the industrialization of society, you NEED a car to do anything now according to some people. Also
>governments try to go green and tax the shit out of cars and road use
>cut spending and resources on public transport, axing entire routes entirely
Its how you know its a grift, they need you driving but need an excuse to shoot the taxes up for doing it.

My dad failed 11 times and he drives trucks for a living

>>725397337
I know people who just get their learner's permit, if that, and drive around. My brother did it for years and the one time he was pulled over the cop just told him to show up to the police station tomorrow and nothing happened.

>>725397819
You mean you just coasted to the light...? And didn't put wear and tear on your expensive brakes?
No, that doesn't help the economy, think of the technicians...

>>725397946
Unironically. The concept of 'fear' doesn't register to them. The retard will jump on the seat and roll out not giving a shit while the redditor is more than likely panicked and overthinking every little thing which affects the way he drives lol.
TL;DR ignorance is bliss

>>725398221
meanwhile blacks think dumping a pound of season salt on everything is how you're supposed to cook

>>725397337
Overthinking things and being overly cautious is usually how you fail.
Ironically theoretical exams drill you to do everything by the rules, but practical exams want you to ditch that and drive by feeling or you're going to flunk.

I know a guy who flunked his initial exam because he had to drive to the examination point during a torrential downpour - as in literally city streets flooded by 1.5 feet. Had to take theory and practical exams back to back and then was flunked for being 'too cautious' while half the city was still practicing its debut as a swimming hole. Examiners don't give a shit.

>>725398162
You're not supposed to do so unsupervised or with passengers other than an instructor/guardian; you're totally allowed to drive for leaning purposes so long as you're doing so with a licensed driver (and with a few other restrictions I don't remember).

>>725397947
The prerequisite is that you've done a certain number of road hours with an instructor and course work. The test is basically some guy doing a final retard check.

>>725396249 (OP)
kitchencels was discovered by normies and now its a bunch of unfunny posts

>>725398124
we don't get tested again either amerifat
the test just takes half an hour so you actually prove you're capable of driving a car in traffic
no wonder there are so many lunatics on american roads

>>725398381
well that definitely makes it a little better
How many hours did people in this thread have to do? Is it standardized?

I failed mine 4 times before passing because I can't parallel park to save my life. Even today I will walk several blocks away instead of doing that shit.

>>725397947
Yep, I'm actually jelly. Getting licence here is a gigantic pain in the ass. Like, people with decades of experience that had to get it again often fail.
Oh, and if you fail 3 times you can only take the test again after 6 month.
It's an open secret that 90% of people pay a bribe to get their license.

>>725398162
I failed parallel parking but got everything else 100% and passed

>>725397584
holy shit why are yanks like this?

>>725397735
this is why the meta is to take your exam in the winter
less pedestrians and most importantly zero cyclists

>>725398221
By the time of adulthood, blacks have already been pepper sprayed dozens of times. This is why they can only taste overseasoned food.

>>725398583
Probably not standardized. When I was taking my driving courses it was like twelve, three hour sessions with a lot of videos about stupid shit.

>>725398585
I will too because I know that nobody else can parallel park. People can't park in general, I always park in the furthest spot away in the parking lot and walk.

>>725398286
I swear police are fucking useless if they’re doing anything other than issuing speeding tickets. My mum got into an accident with a plate less driver once. She got the other person’s address and reported to the police, and they just said there’s not really anything they can do. What the fuck do you mean there’s nothing you can do?

>>725398309
For blacks, seasoning = dumping so much seasoning on you cant taste the food anymore. They think this travesty is somehow a gotcha.

>>725398585
Based same. And god help me if there’s only diagonal parking available.

>>725397337
I failed my first time because I increased my speed from 20 to 25 about 10 feet before the speed sign and I'm still angry about it decades later despite being told the general rule of thumb is they try to fail your first attempt no matter what just to fuck with you

>>725398769
I've been driving for almost 16 years now and I still have no clue how people can back up or have any sense of how large their car is. I align stuff to the left side of my car because that's where I'm sitting, but for example I always park by making a left, never a right, because I have no fucking idea how much space I have on the right.

>>725398709
Because, as previously stated, the driving test can differ from state to state. There's little/no federal guideline.

my first drivers test, i had the most miserable ugly morbidly obese fat cunt DMV woman as an instructor and the second i left the parking lot to start she gave me extremely vague unclear instructions so i took a wrong turn and she instantly told me right then and there i failed

she was such a retarded miserable fat piece of shit and her job was literally to just be a fucking bitch apparently
had zero issues on my next test and went on to become a pizza delivery guy and never got into an accident by my own fault after 100,000 miles over the next 10 years (ive been t boned twice by retarded women)

>>725397584
an audible sigh as i waited for a very slow lady to cross the street was enough to make the instructor hate my guts

>>725397337
it's almost always the mental block, driving is really not that hard compared to most coordinated tasks but the idea of it is quite a leap, coordinating a moving mass of crushing force and lifetime consequences, some people do not react well to that.

>>725398940
Where are your passenger side mirrors pointed?

the DMV is paid to weed out bad drivers
private testers get paid the more people they pass
i fucked up on my drivers test but they waved it away and passed me cus my dad paid 150 dollars for me to be there.

>>725397337
Test giver could be a huge fucking asshole and having a bad day. If you're American you know how awful DMV people are.

Get extra mirrors guys. It helps a lot. Should be mandatory in my opinion.

>>725397735
>>725397986
>>725398983
its a good thing the government gives all these easy jobs to man hating obese hags to try to destroy young mens confidence

>>725398221
i'll never be able to see shit like this again knowing niggers (american ones at least) unironically wash their chicken wish dish soap

>>725397947
The instructor is basically vibe checking you. If you're obviously demonstrating you know what you're doing, they're very short. My driving test was 5 minutes. My sister's was at least 25 because she gets nervous easily. My mom thought I failed since we got back to the DMV so fast.

>>725397584
Mine was literally three turns and then back into the parking lot.

>>725397337
protip: you don't need a license to drive, just to do it legally.

>>725397946
I'm retarded and I never had confidence my whole life.

>>725399056
I don't use mirrors to orient myself because, as retarded as it sounds, I don't understand them. The way they curve the image in them makes understanding what they are actually showing extremely difficult. I also don't really get reversing in general, like obviously you turn the steering wheel left to go left and right to go right when moving forward but I can never remember if it's reversed or not when backing up.

>>725398381
I got my license in Florida and didn't have to do any road hours prior to the test. Just walked in, drove down the street, turned around, came back and parked.

>>725398983
I got rear ended driving pizzas at a light by a driver for the chinese restaurant right next to my dominoes. I didn't make any effort to notify my insurance or get a police report and got rear ended again three days later by some black guy and pinned it all on him and told the chinese dude he was fine.

I’ve had so many near misses it’s insane I’ve been on the road for a decade and never had an accident or had to speak to insurance once. It’s especially frustrating when you’re driving in a place you aren’t familiar with and you’ve got like half a second to make sense of all the signs or the guy behind you will start beeping their horn or trying to overtake you. This one time I drove into oncoming traffic and no one fucking stopped. I had to pull the mother of all U turns.

>>725399308
yeah one of the women who t boned me was an asian girl in a completely empty parking lot nothing to obscure her view at all.
also my parents were sitting at a red light when a chink slammed into them going 50mph because chinks just have zero spatial awareness. spent the rest of their lives with horrible back pain and got nothing for it

>>725399267
You literally just need to practice reversing and looking at curbs on your right. After a while, you will get it. Practice is how you learned almost everything else you can do, this isn't any different.

>>725399402
>/pol/ cope
lol

>>725397584
I failed a couple of times retaking it - I let it lapse after living in a city, where it's more expensive to buy fuel than a ticket, it's usually just not making a super exaggerated show of looking out the back window when reversing or some shit. They're looking for very arbitrary things that you need to be performative for.

>>725399187
Or they’re sexiest and have to be extra thorough with women. Or your sister’s hot.

>>725399434
I've tried practicing it before, I can't commit it to memory. It's like a mental block, reversing and mirrors just scramble my brain.

>>725399476
brown

>>725397584
I failed mine once because I had never driven a car before, had been up for 30+ hours and didn't know how to k-turn.

>>725399267
Mirrors are really helpful.
You should try backing into parking spaces.

>>725399476
kind of is desu, putting thought into nigger resentment is silly, all niggers are a joke

>>725399476
What are your favorite seasonings to cook with?

>>725399476
Shitskin nigger called out
Name your spice set then

>>725396757
what would you be without them, feral incel?

>>725399402
The "cookin' with soul" line in this one always cracks me up.

>>725397584
Some DMVs have really complicated roads nearby or don't have a dedicated testing course that's away from traffic. then you have asshole instructors that "test" you by telling you to do something unsafe to see if you would do it or not. Sometimes the area they test you may have unexpected construction, an accident or a lot of blind spots if they ask you to make a turn you may miss it :C

I failed mine 6 times because I get exam anxiety.

>>725398287
motor braking is down shifting when coming up to a light but its also illegal in many residential places because its noisy

maybe euros are more autistic about it because it saves the environment or something

Parallel parking was not a part of our test, nor was it a part of the drivers ed class I went to, and I've never done it in 10 years of driving.
>but what if you need to
I would rather walk an extra 10 minutes to get to my destination than embarrass myself and hold up traffic trying to parallel park.

>>725397986
I got into an argument with my evaluator. Someone jaywalked, had to make short-ish stop. Did it so I stopped juuuust barely before the jaywalker. She got mad that I was unnecessarily endangering the jaywalker because I didnt brake harder. Told her that there was a guy tailgating us (which she apparently hadnt noticed) and if I had slammed brakes I would've intentionally caused a crash at very least and crash and jaywalker run-over at worst if we got bumped as a result of a crash - would that have been a better solution? She was fuming but let me pass. As a rule of thumb, even if you drive just as you should and then some they might try to flunk you. The evaluator never makes mistakes, only the driver.

>>725396249 (OP)
>>725396757
i hate spicy food

>>725399707
At least in Finland we're taught to just coast - if you pay attention and start coasting well beforehand, you'll slow down anyways without putting unnecessary wear and tear on your car and causing unnecessary noise.

I didn't have to parallel park for my test, is that a city slicker thing? I can do it with enough space but rather than risk insurance premiums going up bumping into someones shit I'd rather find better parking and walk.

>>725397735
>First road test
>Have to turn right
>Signal to turn right
>Car coming from left signals it wants to turn right (into my street)
>Oncoming car moves into turning lane (so it can turn into my street)
>No other cars behind it
>"Oh okay, since they're signaling and have already moved into the turning lane they must be committing to turning into my street. No other cars around. It must be safe for me to turn."
>Begin to turn right
>SIKE at the last minute, with its right turn signal still blinking, oncoming car changes its mind at the last second and swerves back to driving straight
>Do not complete my turn. Brake at last moment to avoid collision.
>Fail because of reckless driving.
The worst thing about driving is that other people are also driving.

>>725399792
same, I don't understand the appeal of food that makes your mouth painfully burn
A little spicy is fine, mouth burn is not

>>725396249 (OP)
Sage

>>725397337
Every loaf I buy anymore tastes like soap and id fail since I can't parallel park so I just drive without a license

>>725397584
You forgot parallel parking.

>>725398575
We could extend the test to an hour but it wouldn't matter. Those lunatics are just browns 95% of the time. I almost never have to look to confirm what race the driver is whenever I see someone do something reckless and inconsiderate, it's pretty much always non-white.

>>725399893
Don't blame city slickers if your test didn't make you hill start a manual, you just got off easy.

>>725398221
What an ungrateful cunt

>>725399116
the modern world is a system that takes hopeful, healthy, promising boys and turns them into anxious, confused, circumcised, henpecked paralytics with chronic health problems

>>725400119
It's just a joke.

>>725399893
DMVs are state and not federal agencies so their individual rules and what the test on can vary. Some states are crazy and don't even call them the DMV though everyone there does anyways.

>>725399910
Countries near the equator have developed culture for spicy food out of necessity. Before refrigeration was a thing, food spoiled very quickly in the humid and hot environment. Capsaicin (the thing that makes your mouth burn) is both antimicrobial agent slowing down the process and it helps cover the taste of rotting meat. This is why most countries near equator have food culture that is a) very spicy (hot) and b) so over-seasoned you cant taste the food itself, just the spices

>>725400119
He's just doing a bit for the vine, relax.

Just book it somewhere rural. Urban driving is fucking cancer and city people suck and misery loves company. I did mine in a small town in cottage country and we literally just skipped parallel parking because we couldn't fine any good places to parallel park lol. Also the highway test was driving across two lanes to reach a Wendy's so my proctor could get a milkshake. Also if your proctor is a woman (90% of cases) you just have an RNG chance of being fucked no matter how good you do because they feel like ruining people over that day.

>>725399707
in germany you will get assfucked by your instructor if you don't motorbrake because muh environment.
thank fuck that you can do the exam on automatic and still get manual license.

>>725400096
I know I got off easy, the town I took it in exploded in population the last 15 years it's like 3 times as big with super congested traffic, cyclists and jaywalkers just running across the roads assuming all the cars will stop for them. Same location but if I did the test today it would be way more action packed and stressful.

>>725398162
They don't even bother asking you to perform one. My test was just a basic skill check and that was it.

>>725397735
I'm 25 and never driven before. Only once on my 23rd birthday by driving around an empty parking lot with my cousin and her BF and only hit one bump.
Though I heard when she took her driver's test, her driver instructor told her to go super fast if there's a Squirrel in the road and she went slow instead, and both of them were arguing about it.
One of my other cousins went on the wrong side of the road for his driver's test.

>>725400529
>the town I took it in exploded in population the last 15 years it's like 3 times as big with super congested traffic, cyclists and jaywalkers just running across the roads assuming all the cars will stop for them.
I fucking hate this shit. Over the past decade I've had to watch as drivers in my town get more and more retarded.

>>725397584
>be me
>take drivers test
>as soon as im driving on the road the instructor tells me to "turn left up here"
>doesnt elaborate any further so i assume hes talking about the traffic light thats literally like 30 feet in front of us
>then tells me to turn right
>assume he did this to see how i switch lanes or whatever
>keeps telling me to turn right until we've circled back around to the parking lot
>"thats it?"
>he tells me i failed
>says that i didnt turn left into the residential area which was before the traffic light
whos in the wrong

I fucking LOVE bread /v/ros, why the fuck does god personally hate me and made bread so unhealthy?

>>725398286
i didn't have a license at all and i drove anyway
i drove unlicensed for like 7+ years. my parents literally didn't give a shit. i'd piss off with my mom's car and come back half a day later. no protest. she only got mad that i never put fuel in the bitch cus i didn't have money or a job.

i had to practically drag my mom kicking and screaming to the license bureau to take my damn driver's test even after convincing her like look, i'm in college and i need to drive to classes, eventually i'm going to get pulled over, fined massively for driving without a license, and they're going to impound your car.

passed on the first attempt it was the easiest shit ever.

>>725397337
I drove over the very edge of one of those middle-of-the-road curbs on my first attempt and apparently that's an automatic fail

>>725397947
Mine took 15 minutes.

>>725400296
nah he's just being a nigger, no idea why americans like that scum

How hard is it to drive manual really? I want to learn but I'm too scared.

>>725400585
the squirrel thing is because people like to slam the brakes or swerve to avoid critters even if it means getting rear-ended or driving into oncoming traffic, causing fatal crashes

>>725397947
cars are literally essential for American employment and freedom. If we actually gave fair tests (and retests every decade) like we should very few young and old people wouuld have a license and our economy would be crippled.

>>725399903
>SIKE at the last minute, with its right turn signal still blinking, oncoming car changes its mind at the last second and swerves back to driving straight
This exactly why I never turn unless it's completely clear. Same with turning at an intersection into two lane streets and someone is turning on to the same street. 90% of the time those fuckers just go directly into the far lane even if someone else is turning on to the street at the same time.

>>725400727
Because bread was corrupted by the devil. Manufactured bread needs additives to preserve well on store shelves. If you make it yourself, you'll be doing it the way God intended.

>>725397337
I failed my first road test because I stopped at an intersection that didn't have a stop sign.

>>725400850
For me it's terrible, i had 60+ hours of guided driving, passed the test in the first time too.
But it differs so fucking much from car to car, might be my retardness but i cant drive without killing the car at least 5 times

>>725400850
it's all just about practice. once you get a feel of the clutch and when to change gears youre set

>>725400850
It's only hard if you take failure like a bitch and don't want to keep trying after grinding gears a few times. Not all manuals are created equal there's definitely some vehicles that are way more lenient with the clutch than others.

>>725396249 (OP)
I thought this was a /fit/ thread.

>>725397584
i passed on my first driving test, but i did it at 8am on a saturday, so there was no one driving around. now, driving in the middle of traffic is just beyond me, i simply cannot do it

>>725399267
id love to see someone like this try to back a semi trailer into a tight spot
its not even hard. i can do it along with millions of white trash and jeets and blacks

>>725400281
i bet its also because the inflammatory reaction it induces throughout your digestive system helps it deal with all the bacteria and toxins

>>725399641
>chimping out trying to defend literal bread and egg whites
fucking hell what a silly cunt lmao. absolute state of you, just laugh and move on you fucking pathetic wanker

>>725400671
Both. Although instructor was unclear, it is ultimately up to you to explain your actions. If the next intersection was less than 10m away, you were likely within 1-2m of the intersection he wanted you to take. While instructor shouldnt give orders that require dangerous moves (just like he cant say "drive on the opposing lane" and flunk you if you dont), you should have been able to verbalize why you didnt. "To turn left at the first intersection would have required me to slam on brakes which would have been highly dangerous and fineable offense. I am not allowed to break the law while driving". From his point of view you couldnt process his command fast enough and fumbled to take the next turn without a good reason (you didnt give any).

>>725401479
Processing his command fast enough shouldn't be part of a test at all. Fat retard can communicate ahead of time, you don't expect people to do shit instantly.

>>725397337
>>725397584
Examiners need to flunk someone every now and then to justify their job.

>>725400671
i was lucky my instructor actually said "turn right up here" and actually pointed to where i should turn. some instructors are just hell sent

>>725397337
I guess it depends on the state and maybe the tester. Mine was trivially easy. Just drove down a road, entered a highway, turned around after a mile and parked back at the testing site. They didn't ask for any parallel parking or anything.

>>725400885
>>725400585
Yeah but they’re super retarded about it. My wife failed her drivers test the first time because she slowed down smoothly (so not slamming or swerving) for a Labrador with a collar on that wandered into the street instead of running it over.
Her friend who was also in the car said the tester berated her all the way back to the DMV and actually started screaming at one point when my wife said what if it’s a deer.
>YOU DON’T STOP LIKE THAT IT’S DANGEROUS EVEN IF IT’S A DEER
Dumb nigger literally thought wrecking your car was preferable to using the brakes carefully and that a 16 year old girl should coldly run over someone’s dog.

>>725399737
I have friend that lives in the fucking New Orleans French Quarter and constantly invites me over and I still have never parallel parked once when going over there

>>725401479
shut up nigger DMV workers are just pieces of crap

>>725401709
You should have reported her for it

>>725397337
I just assume parallel parking because parallel parking fucking sucks.

>>725396757
>can't get laid
>can't pass a test
>can't drive
Come on, as if it couldn't be more obvious it is black.

>>725398583
>How many hours
the meme numbers i always heard was 40 hours, with 20 on the highway. at least that's what it's like here.
except literally nobody is legitimately keeping track of this. it's an honor system. there's no driving around with a driving instructor here to "log hours". i've never even heard of that being in practice. it just sounds like a fucking waste of time.

nobody even bothers to ask if you "did" your hours. you just show up to the BMV, do a vision test (peripheral), do a written test (multiple choice), then wait 2 hours in line until you get a damn instructor with a clipboard and you drive around locally for 5 min and come back and do maneuverability, which is just pulling forward through some bendy cones, and backing up through them on the other side. i don't even remember doing that part. they also ask you to identify and actuate all the things on your dashboard like blinkers and move your mirrors around, stuff you should know already.

this system is so flimsy that the thought that people fail it is entirely laughable. this was 20 years ago have no idea what it's like now.

>>725399505
Just go so slow if you hit something it doesnt dent

>>725398162
Isn't there literally a permit you get for learning before you get your license?

>>725396249 (OP)
>can't drive
>can't get laid
>can't hold a job
You and half a billion other chinese men.

>>725398162
>you are not supposed to practice with your parents' car as you'd be breaking the law
It's legal if you have a learner's permit and they're with you. Otherwise you're supposed to learn in a driver's ed course where you're off public roads or with an instructor

>>725401884
Depends on where you take the test. Most cities will have it as part of the test.

>>725397337
I think it's because the tester can be fucking assholes sometimes.

>>725400296
*shits up your entire country and makes life uneasy for anyone with an IQ over 100*
Nah I'm just playn man

>>725401963
Oh weird. Guess I got lucky in my state. I got it at 16. Learned how to drive (though I was SHIT at driving backwards for some reason) and got my license.

>>725396249 (OP)
How do you literally fail a driver's test? They give licenses out to illegals who can't even speak English.

>>725397337
First attempt, examiners will get you for the smallest thing they can, I presume so the school can take more of your money.

>>725399737
Parallel parking is the cursive of the driving world

>>725397337
>>725397584
This. Honestly, at the bare minimum I'd say at least 30% of people driving around right now need to have their licenses revoked, but I'd say it's closer to around 50%. And if it's a big city/state, probably 60-70%.
I want cali and new york faggots to get their "public transit" wishes to come true, though not because of affordability, but because I want them off the fucking road. Also, anywhere near college campuses. Absolutely fucking horrific drivers.

>>725396249 (OP)
>bread and eggs
>flavorless
imagine how ruined his tastebuds are

>>725401884
Yes. If you're 18+ you can go in, take a multiple choice quiz, and get a permit same day. Then a month or two later you can take a road test and get your license. I'd imagine it's the same throughout most/all of the US.

>>725396249 (OP)
the kitchencel shit is so weird. this has to be a humiliation ritual or something. why would you just constantly degrade yourself on reddit all day? young men are totally fucking done for jesus christ

>>725397337
>Namefag
Your argument is no longer valid. Kys

how do you built the courage to do highway driving /v/ros

>>725402395
get drunk for a quick confidence boost

I feel genuine pity for people who can't enjoy simple things like fresh baked bread or a pork roast.

>>725396249 (OP)
I had my license at 14.

>>725402395
Outside of rush hour traffic it's easily a magnitude of order safer than using normal streets

>>725399402
This man is clearly using racism to cover up for his oil drilling
>>725402395
I was forced to once and realized it's actually way easier. Just stay in the right lane until you get the hang of it

>>725398996
why does she seem so fed up with his bullshit?

>>725397337
>>725397584
>do all my driving lessons on a 6 gear manual
>driving school changes their cars right before my driving exam
>pull up to the exam, have to drive a 5 speed manual I've never set foot in
>fail to start it at first because you need to press the brake pedal to make the ignition button
>bitch of an examiner laughs at me for not knowing
>stall at the first intersection because I don't know the car, slightly cross over the stop line
>drive perfectly on the rest of the test
>get rejected solely on the fact I stalled the car at first, because some retard could have not seen the car and T-boned us
instructors and examiners are absolute niggers and they also drive like shit

>>725402395
the fuck, highways are braindead straight lines.
just remember to keep a sane distance to the faggot in front of you and even traffic jams are gonna be chill.

>>725402326
it's just funny, like haha look how miserable I am so relatable

Nice Food Video Game Discussion

>>725402395
Start on two lane highways I guess. I've been driving for 15 years and some interstates still make my gut sink like i40 with its 6 lanes and people just flying all over the fucking place like one of those chinese or Indian webms where people just do whatever they want on scooters.

>>725396249 (OP)
you need to go back

>>725402395
be forced to do it. i had to get to work and to court-related shit.
stay in the right lane but do quit hogging it if you see a bunch of on ramp traffic trying to merge, i hate when you people do that shit.

>>725402395
Get into a car crash trying to cross 2 lanes of road, it'll instantly kill your fear of highways and make you loathe turns instead

>took a driver's ed class and got my learners
>absolute nothing for a decade due to not having anywhere I needed to go and my region being an urbanized shitheap with terrible traffic 24/7
>now I'm a senior at university and DESPERATELY need that license for both social and study reasons
>folks sit on their hands letting me get back on the road again despite me being one of the three NEETs ready willing and able to do it

>>725401725
>>725401651
I agree with you both - the instructor was shitty, flunking for stupid reason and DMV has its good share of shitheads. However the #1 priority for them is road safety, and the instructor cannot read minds. If he deemed the distance to intersection to be enough (remember, none of us have seen the situation, we're just working on anon's word alone), there's just two options why anon didnt take it:
1) Anon had a good reason not to, which he should be able to explain easily as it was a good reason or...
2) The anon couldnt process a simple "turn here" in reasonable time and a result panicked and did what he deemed the next best thing without thinking. He cant explain his thought process since there wasnt any, which can lead to very unpredictable and dangerous behavior.

Like I said, it definitely seems like it was unfair and unreasonable, but remember: they have to err on the side of caution. What if anon was one of the panicking retards? Letting him pass would be irresponsible. Again, they cant read minds and anon couldnt provide explanation to show a logical train of thought. And if he wasnt a retard, he can just take the test again and pass with flying colors.

>>725402395
It’s legitimately a gamble every time I get on one. No idea how I manage to merge safely onto the traffic. The thing with merging is that it’s really not up to you whether you can merge safely or not. It’s up to the driver you’re merging in front of to make way for you, because they can see everything in front of them clearly, and some never do. So it almost feels like a game of chicken. You’re trying to edge into their lane isn’t enough that they have no choice but to make room for you or they’ll damage their car. This is why I also review every turn I have to make on a GPS before driving, so I know when there’s a turn and exactly what lane I need to be in.

>>725396249 (OP)
It boggles my mind how late zoomers learn to drive if at all. I was barreling down dirt roads in my Dad's 80's Dodge Ram when I was 15.

>>725403004
>>folks sit on their hands
they probably assumed their adult child could handle a simple task. jokes on them.

>>725399402
There's definitely some truth to this. Stores sell individual spices but also spice mixes made for the specific meats or a desired flavor (italian seasoning, buffalo chicken seasoning, barbeque seasoning, meat/steak seasoning, etc).

I only buy individual spices so I can follow recipes that call for them and mix/adjust as necessary, but there are people out there who only buy "meat" + "meat seasoning", drown that shit in it and consider themselves master chefs.

>tfw assburger
>tfw ADD
>tfw mildly autistic
>tfw my brain forces me to obey traffic laws
>can't break the law even when I want to.
>drive huge machines at work
>no accidents for 8 years since I started to drive said machines
I only failed theory once while the test itself was cleared with flying colors.
If an autistic fuck like myself can drive a car, then you can too.

>>725402395
No idea how its in the US, but to me its the easiest part. Its just straight lines, no intersections with dozen moving things and pedestrians running the red lights. No crossing the lanes to turn. No suicide missiles they call cyclists. Just follow the car in front of you at leisurely distance. Highway driving is super chill, and I'm a nervous wreck while driving.

>>725402353
I'm not arguing.
Bring your best gear to Page 10 and we'll settle this there. I'll loot your corpse and sell your shit to the first merchant I see for base value.

>>725403018
nigga if you can see their bumper then you're far enough away to merge it's not that hard to understand

>>725402395
Practice. Start with 2 lane highways. Stick to the right lane. Autistically follow the speed limit and people will just go around you if they want to. Use turn signals early and often (in all forms of driving).

34, never had a car, never drove, never tried for a license. I just live within a 20 minute walk of the only place that would hire me.

>>725401085
should've just speed through and got t-boned buddy, then you would've passed your test

>>725403017
Counting a single missed turn as a reason for failing the exam is inexcusable kikery.

>>725401224
lol

>>725403004
>NEET
>in university
Newfag. Also just ask a friend or bullshit an excuse to fly solo if you're worried about getting caught with a learner's.

>>725397584
45 minutes during winter and busy city hours with lane markings covered in snow and ice. Failed once, tried again during spring; aced it.

>/v/ talking about getting their driver's license
damn, i knew the average /v/ poster was young but didn't realize the majority was in the 15 to 16 age range

>>725403386
32 here. Never owned a car and likely never will, because I live in city with actual infrastructure instead of 3rd world shithole so I can get wherever I want with public transit.