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Anonymous No.725408506 [Report] >>725408589 >>725409143 >>725409346 >>725410016 >>725410528 >>725411237 >>725412524 >>725412970 >>725413035 >>725414213 >>725414309 >>725414312 >>725414397 >>725414885 >>725415139 >>725415282 >>725416206 >>725418240 >>725418462 >>725419854 >>725420018 >>725420357 >>725420796 >>725421193 >>725422798 >>725426419 >>725427294 >>725427360 >>725427490 >>725428917 >>725434660
post your male gamer fantasies.
Anonymous No.725408589 [Report] >>725408747 >>725429157
>>725408506 (OP)
sex with miss pauling and she keeps the glasses on
Anonymous No.725408663 [Report]
I want to be happy
Anonymous No.725408747 [Report] >>725408865 >>725409624 >>725418678 >>725418698 >>725427807 >>725435660
>>725408589
She's lesbian, sorry
Anonymous No.725408846 [Report]
>Never get married to centaur waifu
It's over...
Anonymous No.725408865 [Report]
>>725408747
sex with zhanna and she keeps the robot hand on
Anonymous [PvP] No.725408867 [Report]
I want to feel the weight of a weapon in my hand as I crush skulls and cave chests in
Anonymous No.725408934 [Report]
I want to buy dolls of my favorite video game females and then fuck them.
Anonymous No.725409143 [Report] >>725410037
>>725408506 (OP)
Anonymous No.725409346 [Report] >>725410451 >>725415717
>>725408506 (OP)
Kill Destroy Speed
Anonymous No.725409446 [Report] >>725409772 >>725409895 >>725410041
I wish my mom was alive again
Anonymous No.725409624 [Report]
>>725408747
a small obstacle
Anonymous [PvP] No.725409772 [Report] >>725409913
>>725409446
Peace be with you, anon.
Anonymous No.725409895 [Report]
>>725409446
>tfw fucked anon's mom too hard
sorry, anon
Anonymous No.725409913 [Report] >>725410381
>>725409772
Peace is for the weak. May war be up on all of us.
Anonymous No.725410016 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
traditional gender roles
Anonymous No.725410037 [Report]
>>725409143
Dang it.... Every time I think I've settled on blondes being my peak choice for female beauty I come across a lighter tone brunette that makes me reconsider.......
Anonymous No.725410041 [Report]
>>725409446
Time to read a Necronomicon.
Anonymous No.725410298 [Report]
Lady Dimitrescu brapping on my face
Anonymous [PvP] No.725410381 [Report]
>>725409913
Spread your ass cheeks for me then, I'll have you shitting the bed for a week when I'm done with you.
Anonymous No.725410451 [Report]
>>725409346
Full Auto 2
So close yet so far...I wish they kept making these kind of games,it had potential
Anonymous No.725410528 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
Anonymous No.725410609 [Report]
I just want to jump around and shoot at things.
Anonymous No.725411237 [Report] >>725411574 >>725416685
>>725408506 (OP)
Losing your shit and killing thousands and thousands of assholes until everything becomes alright again.
Anonymous No.725411452 [Report]
>i HATE that men can enact their fantasies in a fictional setting. men should NEVER get what they want and NEVER be happy
Anonymous No.725411574 [Report] >>725413556 >>725416685
>>725411237
But anon, nothing becomes alright again, because he loses the woman he loves.
Anonymous No.725412524 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
Total AAA gaming industry death.
Anonymous No.725412796 [Report] >>725427294 >>725427613
Anonymous No.725412970 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
I just want to go on adventures with bros that I know will always have my back to the end, no matter what goes down.
That's all.
Anonymous No.725413035 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
Anonymous No.725413287 [Report]
I want a mommy gf to hug me
Anonymous No.725413412 [Report]
The lights being on when I get home, the smell of food in the air and a voice singing along to a song I can't fucking stand that's playing on an Alexa speaker I don't use.
Anonymous No.725413556 [Report]
>>725411574
I bet if taro-san was around for dg2 he would shotaified him somehow while also philosophical
Anonymous No.725413607 [Report]
>getting turned into a himbo love slave for your afrogoddess and father beautiful biracial children
Anonymous No.725413807 [Report]
Just give me an indestructible liver so that I can booze and cruise my video games
Anonymous No.725414213 [Report] >>725415630 >>725415895 >>725426619
>>725408506 (OP)
I want a Postal game set in Current Year that makes fun of the current state of the world.
Men who think are women.
Men who think are better off alone coping on toys and junk food.
Women who are stressed to hell attempting to be fill in the void left by men just drinking themselves to death.
Girls making guides on youtube on how to attract your perfect sugar daddy.
Couples who castrated themselves and adopted goblins and feral animals to cope
Polyamourous couples living in perpetual torment
Couples of 40 year old men or women and their way younger partners, alongside their children who pretty much struggle to breath

Immigrants stabbing or shitting on the street running in the background like a Smiling Friends Episode.
Impossibly expensive restaurants and rental spaces.
Gig / Streamer economy.
Fentanyl zombies that the Mayor ask you to kill, portrayed as a Romero movie.

Pedophiles and deviants being pretty much just out in the open in positions of power, being treated as celebrities.
Callous politicians who commit crimes on broad daylight and can get away with exploiting divisionism.

Your protagonist can go into a murder spree and trigger an ending where nothing changes.
Your protagonist can attempt to fix the world and go mad in the process.
True Ending: You leave for the mountains well equipped as you watch society get wiped out by nukes as you help trigger WWIII.
You watch from the distance as the so called civilization crumbles as you whistle and prepare yourself to go fishing.
Anonymous No.725414309 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
>The world is a good place to live and everyone is nice to each other
impossible shit, and I'm a retard for thinking this could be possible.
Anonymous No.725414312 [Report] >>725414803 >>725415410 >>725420612 >>725429954
>>725408506 (OP)
>male fantasy is wrong
>female fantasy is okay
I don't like double standards.
Anonymous No.725414397 [Report] >>725414489
>>725408506 (OP)
I only have one fantasy anymore: when I fall asleep, I don't wake up the next morning.
Anonymous No.725414489 [Report] >>725414617
>>725414397
same, on the bright side, i am able to fall asleep faster now, thinking i may not wake up tomorrow.
Anonymous No.725414617 [Report]
>>725414489
I haven't been sleeping well. Turns out, when you have no reason to wake up in the morning, you also have no reason to go to bed at night.
Anonymous No.725414710 [Report]
Palworldlike with the arceus battle system and the radiant ai of oblivion with the modding of skyrim
Anonymous No.725414774 [Report] >>725415028 >>725415364
>Original video was deleted off the face of the earth
>The memes are alive and thriving
The male fantasy won
Anonymous No.725414803 [Report]
>>725414312
Been seeing you post this a lot dude, you good?
Anonymous No.725414806 [Report] >>725415242 >>725415520 >>725415906 >>725416348 >>725418498
Why do they hate us so much
Anonymous No.725414885 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
Anonymous No.725415028 [Report]
>>725414774
>her magnum opus is people mocking her opinions.
>people will remember her for that and that alone.
lmao
Anonymous No.725415139 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
Yes.
Anonymous No.725415242 [Report] >>725415596 >>725415639 >>725415878 >>725416462 >>725416867 >>725420612
>>725414806
Anonymous No.725415282 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
>suburb house with nice lawn, white wooden fence, 2/3 kids, a dog and a lovely wife.
Anonymous No.725415364 [Report] >>725416191
>>725414774
What was the original video, I'm dying to see the rest of the garbage meme criticisms
Anonymous No.725415410 [Report]
>>725414312
That's right, things should be equitable.
Anonymous No.725415520 [Report]
>>725414806
xhe just hates polish untermensch. pic related
Anonymous No.725415550 [Report]
My male gamer fantasy is people stop referencing games made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud.

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
Anonymous No.725415596 [Report]
>>725415242
this looks like one of those pictures that would get you instabanned for being irrefutable bait
Anonymous No.725415630 [Report] >>725426619
>>725414213
sorry but the postal devs are fucking nuts these days, best you'll get is
>killing hecking chuds who value anything not supporting by the group think
>trump "parody" that's just the writer's self insert monologuing about how evil they while you kill him
>overexaggerations of maga and racists that are infinite serve as basic enemy fodder
>plot about stopping the evil republicans who totally have complete control over media and the internet at large, replacing them with minority voices
>jarring non violent activities where you help blacks and spics build up their community
>a million ways to squeeze in the phrase "trans rights"
>helping a main character transition
>beating up fat ugly white ICE agents with a gang of violent mexicans (portrayed as the good kind of violent of course)
>all the writer's wrote in their fathers so they can kill them in game
>extremely violent sections that make the original games blush but it totally doesn't say anything about the mental state of the devs
>the token white guy sends you to kill vaguely left leaning people doing something that the devs dont fully support so the twitter account can say the game is politically neutral
>pedophiles and deviants being out in the open in positions of power like you said but this is framed as a positive thing
>all enemies are white and 90% of the time they're male
>this all takes place in LA like nearly every other woke game because the modern devs are unable to comprehend things happening outside of their utopia
Anonymous No.725415639 [Report]
>>725415242
lmao
Anonymous No.725415717 [Report]
>>725409346
This but with a bottle of dr.pepper and a bag of weed.
Anonymous No.725415878 [Report]
>>725415242
Why is the dude on the left wearing a diaper?
Anonymous No.725415895 [Report]
>>725414213
ow the edge
Anonymous No.725415906 [Report] >>725416356
>>725414806
There's a reason women are the largest antagonists in the Bible.
Anonymous No.725416191 [Report] >>725429198
>>725415364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuzDgAsE65Q
Anonymous No.725416206 [Report] >>725427294
>>725408506 (OP)
Anonymous No.725416348 [Report] >>725434945
>>725414806
I'm so happy that I'll be dead before we have a genuine collapse due to all this gender war shit.
Anonymous No.725416356 [Report]
>>725415906
Stop talking about how you hate women or you're going to piss people off.
Anonymous No.725416462 [Report] >>725418146
>>725415242
Foids are evil. Islam is right to strip them of all rights.
Anonymous No.725416685 [Report]
>>725411237
>>725411574
>CAIMposting making a comeback
I know Caim loves genociding Crimson Eyed Fucking Shits and his dragon soulmate but what if he met the one that technically fucked everything up in his world from the start? How many bloody duels until they have unbridled ragesex?
Anonymous No.725416867 [Report]
>>725415242
ftfy
Anonymous No.725417827 [Report] >>725418474 >>725418703 >>725427172 >>725432921
Anonymous No.725418146 [Report]
>>725416462
So what you're saying if Caim and Angelus survived their interdimensional trip into modern day Tokyo then women would be lining up to be ravaged by him? I mean even his own sister wanted to fuck him then make him stab her for having a heart so vile
Anonymous No.725418240 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
Centauress in a game with FULLY MODELLED privates and teats and you can romance and sex her.
Anonymous No.725418462 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
Anonymous No.725418474 [Report]
>>725417827
men will read this and go "hell yeah brother sign me up"
Anonymous No.725418498 [Report]
>>725414806
That's just social media bullshit.
Anonymous No.725418678 [Report]
>>725408747
All women are lesbians until they take the roght cock
Anonymous No.725418698 [Report]
>>725408747
All women are lesbians until they take the right cock
Anonymous No.725418703 [Report] >>725422264 >>725435960
>>725417827
the fuck is it that compels us to want this? women almost never desire this kind of thing, but I don't doubt for a second that the majority of men, regardless of race, age or culture see this and at least feel a little tug towards it
Anonymous No.725419391 [Report]
Anonymous No.725419854 [Report] >>725425742
>>725408506 (OP)
Anonymous No.725420018 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
Basically Ninja Gaiden, gore and boobies
Anonymous No.725420357 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
Anonymous No.725420612 [Report] >>725421891
>>725414312
>>725415242
I lost interest in dating as soon as I realized that most womens “ideal man” is just a guy with the brain of a dog
Anonymous No.725420796 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
Mattering.
Anonymous No.725421193 [Report] >>725425883
>>725408506 (OP)
A hardcore fantasy animal survival game. That's it.
Anonymous No.725421891 [Report] >>725422303
>>725420612
CHOOSE YOUR CLASS
>reverse legal shota
>safe edgy
>edgy
>charismatic sex offender
Anonymous No.725422264 [Report]
>>725418703
I must find my limits. And, upon finding them, I must do all I can to overcome them.
How many times have you felt some kind of pain through your body, located its origin, and pushed it more and more until you either became numb to it or started screaming? It's exactly that feeling but on a larger scale.
Anonymous No.725422303 [Report]
>>725421891
lmao
Anonymous No.725422798 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
Anonymous No.725425742 [Report]
>>725419854
Stardew would be that way
Anonymous No.725425883 [Report] >>725427010
>>725421193
What, like Tokyo Jungle, but with monsters?
Anonymous No.725426419 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
Anonymous No.725426619 [Report]
>>725414213
>>725415630
I want both of these.
Making fun of both sides is always the best way
Anonymous No.725427010 [Report]
>>725425883
Something like Don't Starve Together + Cubivore + Evolve. Open ended, not story driven, but classic fantasy monsters yes.
Anonymous No.725427172 [Report]
>>725417827
Anonymous No.725427294 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
>>725412796
>>725416206
Foids wouldnt get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcWFSZuLZb8
Anonymous No.725427360 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
Embarking on a holy crusade against evil, demons, and other enemies of humanity and righteousness while the gods support you and all the other blessed knights.
Anonymous No.725427490 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
Anonymous No.725427613 [Report]
>>725412796
Anonymous No.725427807 [Report]
>>725408747
*turns into futa*
ok
Anonymous No.725427940 [Report]
i want a game where you play as a polar bear and go around massacring eskimos and european explorers dying of scurvy
Anonymous No.725428917 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
Picrel has been a godsend for being able to fuck literally anyone I want in any possible depraved way I want.
And I cant wait until 5-10 years from now when we can just generate it in real time with a headset like something out of Blade Runner or whatever.
Anonymous No.725429157 [Report]
>>725408589
Fpbp
Anonymous No.725429198 [Report]
>>725416191
Anon delivers yet again, thank you based anon.
Anonymous No.725429249 [Report] >>725429836 >>725430074
VGH
Anonymous No.725429836 [Report] >>725430336
>>725429249
Is it true that meds are brown now because of Arab interbreeding or were they always “swarthy”?
Anonymous No.725429954 [Report]
>>725414312
stop spamming the same faggot shit 34040404 times pretending you have a point
Anonymous No.725430074 [Report]
>>725429249
>anon it's mentally ill of you to talk for hours about restoring empires that haven't existed for a thousand years
Whore fucking bitch slut shut your fucking hole.
Anonymous No.725430336 [Report]
>>725429836
They're actually whiter now because of Slav interbreeding
Anonymous No.725432629 [Report] >>725433078
Anonymous No.725432921 [Report]
>>725417827
Which expedition was this? Because his companions actually did okay on a couple of them
Anonymous No.725433078 [Report]
>>725432629
wew lad
Anonymous No.725433108 [Report]
when i was a kid I dreamt of being able to play as a badass kid fighting monsters from kids nightmares with real guns, like shotguns, machineguns, molotov coctails, etc. Like a kid version of doomguy. Commnder keen and ZAMN weren't as cool.
Anonymous No.725434660 [Report]
>>725408506 (OP)
I want a game where i can build big fuck off cities with billions of people
Anonymous No.725434945 [Report]
>>725416348
you got terminal cancer or something?
Anonymous No.725435660 [Report]
>>725408747
She won't be for long after experiencing my giant cock
Anonymous No.725435960 [Report]
>>725418703
>he fuck is it that compels us to want this?
Lack of any goal in life. If you have something to strive for, you won't throw away your life for some dubious reason. Lots of aimless men is number 1 reason for any historical happening.