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Anonymous No.725422243 [Report] >>725422395 >>725423273 >>725424435 >>725424528 >>725425384 >>725425608 >>725430385 >>725432642 >>725435176 >>725435972 >>725436474 >>725437928 >>725438332 >>725439040 >>725441058 >>725442194 >>725442253 >>725442325 >>725442680 >>725443529 >>725447881 >>725448964 >>725451729 >>725452367 >>725455258
>Refuses to die
How do you beat it?
Anonymous No.725422301 [Report] >>725423009 >>725430224 >>725442669
They die in every movie
Anonymous No.725422395 [Report] >>725422604 >>725422883 >>725424364 >>725429289 >>725432605 >>725438135 >>725442302
>>725422243 (OP)
why does the xenomorph turn me on lol
Anonymous No.725422604 [Report] >>725422883
>>725422395
female coded post
Anonymous No.725422883 [Report] >>725429289
>>725422395
>>725422604
They were designed to be sexual
Anonymous No.725423009 [Report] >>725425521 >>725440662
>>725422301
They dont
Anonymous No.725423273 [Report] >>725429289
>>725422243 (OP)
I fuck it into submission
>umm it wants to kill you anon
Nah I'd fuck her too good
Anonymous No.725424364 [Report] >>725429289
>>725422395
It should
Anonymous No.725424435 [Report] >>725425148 >>725430067 >>725438589 >>725439306 >>725440578 >>725440731 >>725448794 >>725454643
>>725422243 (OP)
I wouldn't.
I would listen to what it had to say, and that's what no one did.
Anonymous No.725424528 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
The shoulder thing that goes up.
Anonymous No.725425148 [Report] >>725425253 >>725436026 >>725436113 >>725439306
>>725424435
Wtf is this
Anonymous No.725425216 [Report] >>725437694
Everything after Alien proved you just shoot them with guns and the easily die. Especially Romulus. You turn on aim-assist on your infinite ammo rifle and let it kill them all for you.
Anonymous No.725425253 [Report]
>>725425148
Jurassic Park: Earth
Anonymous No.725425384 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
>is the superior lifeform in your path
Anonymous No.725425521 [Report] >>725432361
>>725423009
>literally dies in all 4 original movies
>with two of those movies having them getting slaughtered in large numbers
Anonymous No.725425608 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
Hire samus Aran, she would make the xenomorphs piss themselves.
Anonymous No.725425814 [Report] >>725425956
Friendly reminder to play the aliens game on ds, one of the best licensed games of all time.
Anonymous No.725425956 [Report]
>>725425814
this one?

I've honestly never heard of it, if I still had a DS I would check it out though.
Anonymous No.725426096 [Report]
30mm autocannon
Anonymous No.725427219 [Report] >>725439080 >>725439607
they have acidic blood right? Dump a load of lye on one and watch the pretty bubbles.
Anonymous No.725429289 [Report] >>725433109
>>725422395
>>725422883
>>725423273
>>725424364
Anonymous No.725430067 [Report]
>>725424435
Nuke hollywood.
Anonymous No.725430224 [Report]
>>725422301
Ripley just jettisoned it into space & went "not my problem."
Anonymous No.725430385 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
Pic related kills them pretty well.
Anonymous No.725430536 [Report]
>play ss13
>wear gas mask
>run around shooting lasers (before they removed fast speed rip)
NOT SO SCARY NOW
Anonymous No.725432361 [Report] >>725448596
>>725425521
the alien in 1 gets blasted into space and then burned by the engine but we don't see it die
years later romulus says that alien survived and there's been EU material that confirms aliens can survive in space if they end up outside a ship
even isolation has aliens outside the space station during a few scenes
Anonymous No.725432451 [Report]
Blow up the universe
Anonymous No.725432605 [Report]
>>725422395
You have refined tastes.
Anonymous No.725432642 [Report] >>725435969
>>725422243 (OP)
With a gun, apparently.
I pretend that every movie after Alien is a different franchise. I think Aliens is a good movie but it's entirely antithetical to the first one. Future movies ruined it even further by trying to explain the xenomorph.
Anonymous No.725433109 [Report]
>>725429289
I wonder what it's like having low T
Anonymous No.725435176 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
stop it from the source and impose tariffs on the black goo that restructures dna

also infect it with covid
Anonymous No.725435969 [Report] >>725442023 >>725442101
>>725432642
Is Alien a horror movie while Aliens an action?
Anonymous No.725435972 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
>How do you beat it?
With one hand on my dick
Anonymous No.725436026 [Report] >>725438589
>>725425148
What the fuck is THIS
Anonymous No.725436113 [Report] >>725451978
>>725425148
Alien: Earth, its pretty kino desu
Anonymous No.725436170 [Report]
cute kawaii
Anonymous No.725436474 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
I shit myself and runaway.
Anonymous No.725437694 [Report] >>725440242 >>725440709 >>725443641
>>725425216
Was Romulus good?
Anonymous No.725437928 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
10 millimeter explosive-tip caseless. Standard light armor-piercing round, why?
Anonymous No.725438135 [Report]
>>725422395
I'm pretty certain that there's a phallic allegory in there somewhere. That and Alien having Maternity undertones in it.
Anonymous No.725438332 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
Anonymous No.725438515 [Report]
I checked out on Alien media after Ridley Scott had an autistic meltdown by making Covenant. Is any of the new shit good?
Anonymous No.725438589 [Report] >>725438662 >>725439106
>>725436026
A robot with the mind of a retarded child tbf
>>725424435
I didn't hate Alien: Earth but the xenomorph appeal really goes down the drain in the last few episodes. It's just a rabid animal when not getting controlled.
Anonymous No.725438662 [Report]
>>725438589
>A robot with the mind of a retarded child
They gave ChatGPT tits?
Anonymous No.725439040 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
Shoot it with a gun.
They die pretty easily to properly armed soldiers.
The problem is numbers and acid.
Anonymous No.725439080 [Report] >>725439454 >>725439607
>>725427219
It's acidic, but it probably isn't equivalent to any acid we have on Earth. That shit melts spaceship hulls in seconds.
Anonymous No.725439106 [Report]
>>725438589
>When not getting controlled
By what? Also that sounds EXTREMELY familiar.
Anonymous No.725439306 [Report] >>725439528 >>725448794 >>725451978
>>725424435
>>725425148
Believe it or not, a pretty well-executed nod to an earlier draft of Alien's script where the creature was intended to only be violent and unhinged because it was born in a foreign environment with none of its kind to communicate with it and guide it out of its innate newborn feral state.
Anonymous No.725439454 [Report] >>725439607
>>725439080
It's one of those nonsense sci-fi things.
People think of sulfuric acid making contact with something melting it, hissing, bubbling and smoking but think of it in the same way people think of boiling water, that it's going to burn and fuck up anything it touches.

They don't realize an acid does that shit when its reacting violently on a chemical level and that it's not just going to melt anything it touches.

So no it wouldn't be an acid that we know of and is probably more of an amalgamating compound.
Anonymous No.725439528 [Report] >>725439705
>>725439306
Yeah that was the draft that implied it was from and advanced sapient species that built a black pyramid relic the Jockey's found depicting their life cycle and containing their eggs.
Anonymous No.725439602 [Report] >>725439941
those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride
Anonymous No.725439607 [Report] >>725440785
>>725427219
>>725439080
>>725439454
It gets called "molecular acid" once. Which isn't really a thing. But it was long theorized by fans that it was more of an enzymatic compound the way it reacted with multiple incongruent substances. Like no acid is reactive with everything. That isn't possible. If an acid reacts with non alkaline metals, it isn't going to react with fats or somesuch. Alien acid blood acts much more universally.
Anonymous No.725439705 [Report]
>>725439528
And given the current lore, that xenos are an imperfect recreation of a species the Engineers worship and is basically the human genome deconstructed and reconstructed to exacerbate our base genetic framework, I think its pretty appropriate that they're capable of both incredible violence and reason and higher intelligence in the ways we are.
Anonymous No.725439941 [Report]
>>725439602
Duke nukem : TheHunter call of the alien
I'd play it
Anonymous No.725440076 [Report]
>incredibly prolific, violent, and difficult to kill biologically engineered macrophage
vs.
>an angry human with nukes and a time machine
Anonymous No.725440242 [Report]
>>725437694
Romulus is only good if you've never seen an alien movie before. If you have, then it's entirely pointless. There are zero new ideas or concepts in it compared to previous ones. It's a total retread of 1 and 3.
I will give it credit though, the movie has some beautiful shots, especially space ones where they float along the planet's rings and the work on interior sets is amazing. But outside of that, while not horrible, it's a waste of time
Anonymous No.725440578 [Report] >>725440654
>>725424435
This and that shitty new predator movie are setting up an alien and predator teaming up to defeat the real evil, which is toxic masculinity
Anonymous No.725440654 [Report]
>>725440578
Finally the true threat is revealed.
Anonymous No.725440662 [Report]
>>725423009
They are gunned down by the hundreds by some glorified space mall cops
Anonymous No.725440709 [Report]
>>725437694
Good, not amazing, better than Covenant it just recycles ideas from older movies wholesale, but the set design, cinematography and effects are actually good. (they used the practical effects people from Aliens)
Anonymous No.725440731 [Report]
>>725424435
>trying to humanize a monster and surrounded by ugly, Gen Z men in a boring daylight environment
Perfectly sums up modern Hollywood
Anonymous No.725440785 [Report] >>725441004 >>725442095
>>725439607
We see it eat through metal and it melts through human clothing and flesh, there is probably some commonality between those things that would make sense.

It reminds me of my issue with replicants. In the P.K Dick novel they're actual androids but in Blade Runner they're basically some sort homonculi, appearing as living beings and indistinguishable from humans or other animals unless you look under a microscope and see bar codes and labels.

They're not clones, its even stated that their individual parts were designed piece by piece like an android, then in 49 there is the whole "It was impossible to have them reproduce until now" plot point which is ridiculous if they were derived from cloning since the sterility would be an artificial inhibitor.

Basically it's like they tried to make it so they're living things but not carbon based life forms, just their own unique artificial brand of life that resembles other living things but are distinct chemically and physically.
Anonymous No.725441004 [Report] >>725441789 >>725441991 >>725444575
>>725440785
Ridley scott did Alien 1 and Prometheus and Covenant as well, what did you think of the revelation that Xenomorphs are actually a byproduct of a black slime chemical weapon that the progenitors of life on Earth used, that can mutate its host into a different being entirely albeit with some replication to the DNA?
Anonymous No.725441058 [Report] >>725445252
>>725422243 (OP)
Problem with Alium is that after 16 movies it's hardly scary anymore.
Cool for sure.
Anonymous No.725441789 [Report]
>>725441004
That sounds like ass
Anonymous No.725441991 [Report]
>>725441004
I much prefer the idea that scary things exist out in the rest of the galaxy, waiting to be stumbled across than retarded baldies ignored space OSHA and just fucked up.
Anonymous No.725442023 [Report]
>>725435969
yeah, pretty much
Anonymous No.725442095 [Report] >>725442307
>>725440785
replicants are just humans before Eve and Adamu eat fruit of knowledge
Anonymous No.725442101 [Report]
>>725435969
Yes. see pic related and its PG-13 rating
Anonymous No.725442194 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
Anonymous No.725442253 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
Kill it harder
Anonymous No.725442302 [Report]
>>725422395
You like penus wenus of course
Anonymous No.725442307 [Report] >>725442683
>>725442095
thats bullshit but I believe it
Anonymous No.725442325 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
I domesticate it with kindness but then she turns more needy and dominant as time goes on and it turns into a free use hentai type of deal
Anonymous No.725442669 [Report]
>>725422301
They can survive in vacuum. And Romulus confirmed that original Xeno survived
Anonymous No.725442680 [Report] >>725454807 >>725455128
>>725422243 (OP)
Not a problem for me
Anonymous No.725442683 [Report]
>>725442307
human race was created as a hybrids from local life form and ''gods'' essence to serve as work force for them
at first humans lack ability to multiply and need to be born by substitute birthmothers
eventually that was changed
Anonymous No.725443529 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
run away bitch
Anonymous No.725443641 [Report]
>>725437694
It was meh. First about 30 mins are really promising but then it goes to stupid callback shit
Anonymous No.725444575 [Report]
>>725441004
Ridley didn't have any input beyond directing in Alien.
Prometheus and Covenant is what he made, and they are pieces of shit
Anonymous No.725445252 [Report]
>>725441058
They havent even tried to do the basic thing the Xenomorph can do by taking it's premise of forming around what it is born from. We need more Xenomorph animals and bring back the concept of turning people into the eggs. That shit would be rad and terrifying.
Anonymous No.725447881 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
Bump
Anonymous No.725448596 [Report]
>>725432361
Wow some shit sequel made by Hollywood retards 50 years later said that? I guess I better reevaluate my entire worldview. Fuck off retard.
Anonymous No.725448676 [Report]
I'd simply just kill it
but I'm built different
Anonymous No.725448794 [Report]
>>725424435
>what if le monster that reproduce by rape wasn't le evil
>>725439306
Well I guess that was before Giger designed it to be walking rape allegory.
Anonymous No.725448964 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
if you kill your enemy then they win
Anonymous No.725451729 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
fire
Anonymous No.725451978 [Report]
>>725436113
>>725439306
Horrendous bait.
Anonymous No.725452367 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
With gun
Anonymous No.725454643 [Report] >>725455440
>>725424435
God this was so kino, pure unfiltered entertainment.
I hope the second season goes nuts
Anonymous No.725454807 [Report]
>>725442680
lol ffs
Anonymous No.725455128 [Report]
>>725442680
>the facehuger's balls exploding
Anonymous No.725455258 [Report]
>>725422243 (OP)
forbidden move
Anonymous No.725455440 [Report]
>>725454643
I hate modern entertainment 98% of the time
holy fuck