Thread 725431740

Every time I play vidya, I think of this picture

>>725431740 (OP)
There should be an invention where like, you have a plastic drool bib that collect it all into this little cup, and then flavors it with butter salt so you can drink it and have a tasty boost of electrolytes while gaming.

>>725431740 (OP)
>reddit friends
yea, figures

>>725431740 (OP)
i look like this

>>725432365
lol what the fuck for

>>725432365
@grok is this real?

I can't describe the torment of playing vidya.

>>725431740 (OP)
The drool ruins it for me. Not because it's gross, but because it's literal pants-shitting retard behavior.

>>725433607
>He's never had gamer drool
lol casual

>>725431740 (OP)
Missing gamer dent

>>725433690
Exactly.
I own a Razer brand drool sucking device and then parch my lips with mountain dew, like a TRUE GAMER.
Code Red if I am feeling the flow.

>>725433443
>alien feeder 7
awwww yeah I was waiting for this

>>725433745
gamer dent isn’t real

>>725434329
t. dentlet

>>725431740 (OP)
>Stealth smiling friends thread
>Another pathetic self loathing /v/tard
Wow!

>>725433607
It's called dedication, retard. You can TASTE the pixels. Not that you would know.

>>725431740 (OP)
New episode sucked

>>725431740 (OP)
New episode was funny

you can just not act like a dysgenic freak while playing video games you know
drink water, wash your hands, sit upright, get up for a walk around every hour

>>725434209
Want to play coop together? I'll be the alien

Oneyfags are so parasocial it's crazy

>>725434502
>>725434696
now kiss

>>725435275
Those take away from my gaming time.

>>725435406
/v/ is an e-celeb board (sadly). I wish we would have a board specifically for internet drama/e-celebs (name it /id/ or /ec/ or /ic/ (internet culture)) like how we have /vt/ for v-tubers.

>>725435406
As someone new to their videos, they're funny but I wouldn't actually think I'd get along with them, not awkward enough for me.

>>725431740 (OP)
The frog episode was the only good one this season and I don't like this

>>725435858
you said that only cuz his father's rant hit too close home.

>>725431740 (OP)
lol based

>>725431740 (OP)
this but every times i visit /v/ or /a/

>>725431740 (OP)
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
>EVERY TIME I DO
IT MAKES ME LAUGH

>>725435858
You gotta be kidding me, it was the worst one. Moleman was the best

>>725432365
OH SHIT is that why so many people spam threads about it here?

>>725431926
Genius

>>725435858
is that the wormhome from colony wars?

>>725435745
>not awkward enough for me.
You'd be the awkward one to them. They are a bunch of highly socially functional people, even Cory compared to anyone /here/.

>>725436139
Moleman had like 2.5 decent jokes, but the overall episode is very meh. It's the halloween one that was the worst, just cheap and unfunny horror slop

I thought this ep was the weakest desu

Mole Man > Halloween > Mr Frog > Mother Nature > Silly Samuel

>>725436324
That's what he meant

>>725436525
>NOOOOOO why does my Halloween episode make me scared it should be filled with other stuff noooooo
Shut up negro

>>725436525
No, best episode was Moleman, feels like from season 1, but Halloween is the second best, still a great episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuxcOcrVLZQ
I couldn't believe this part from the halloween episode, how could they do that to her

>>725433443
I'd play "scream at baby"

>>725433443
Which one is the streamer bait game?

All of S3 fucking blows so far

>>725437389
Would.

>>725437498
Not more than s2

>>725435603
>/v/ is an e-celeb board
Its not. Myself and several others bullied eceleb worshippers off the board. However there is not much we can do about the Twitter screecap fags ATM.

I'm getting hit with the most unnerving bit of deja vu, I swear to GOD I thought this same exact thread even down to the replies already happened a few weeks back.

>>725437163
That's the fucking problem dude, it was neither scary nor funny

>>725432365
>reddit friends

>>725431926
NINTENDO

>>725431740 (OP)
Hey Tomar what would you do if you looked like this?

>>725431740 (OP)
try losing weight

>>725433443
DUUUUUDE THE SILLY CARTOON CHARACTER IS DOING NORMAL THING I DO IN REAL LIFE!!!!
THIS IS FUCKING FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I don't know why my friends are watching this. Is it good or something?

>>725431740 (OP)
Im shitting rn

>>725431740 (OP)
Another offtopic smiling reddit yaoi friends thread

>>725437527
With those big tits I think we all would.

>>725440209
Kek

>>725442573
Why don't you ask your friends? They probably want to talk to you.

That is just PC fags, become a tendie CHAD

>>725440957
uncy having a melty

>>725431740 (OP)
I don't care for smiling friends or any of the oneyplays retards.

>>725435603
>(name it /id/ or /ec/ or /ic/ (internet culture))
/incel/ - internet celebrities

>>725447890
Ever the voice of reason...

>>725442573
It's decent for what it is
Lots of people get into it because they have nostalgia for the old days of newgrounds/parasocially follow oneyplays

>>725448178
you are 32

>>725431740 (OP)
I've been playing vidya for about 27 years now and I've only recently began thinking that perhaps I should be doing something productive instead.

>>725448308
Yes, I am.

>>725431740 (OP)
>Every time I play vidya

Anything trying to be funny on purpose is reddit. Everything must be serious all the time constantly and comedy as a medium is now reddit.

>>725431740 (OP)
Literally the best years of my life, aside from that one year I lived in Japan for a year for free, was when I played vidya without a care in the world. I wish I could go back to those days but I got no financial security anymore. I loved having a routine and coming back with money on my bank account and no other major worries.
Now I am struggling to find a job and trying to keep myself afloat. I still play vidya but it is hard to enjoy it when I got so much shit to take care of.