Thread 725433894

>game looks interesting
>it has $300 worth of dlc

>>725433894 (OP)
>yt ppl don't season dey fo-

>>725433894 (OP)
Must cost him a fortune in zinc supplements

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>game has cheese strats
>devs account for it on harder difficulties

>>725433894 (OP)
This why i hate modern dining, they have forgotten about less is more and loading sauce onto stuff fucking ruins so much, might as well just give the customer the bottle of the sauce

>>725433894 (OP)
>dj max

where do you guys even get food like this

>>725435408
America

Paradox in a nutshell. Warhammer 3 as well.

>>725435408
Europe

>>725433894 (OP)
>when a nigga ask for that extra sauce in the comments field of his order

>>725435408
South America

>>725433894 (OP)
From the thumbnail I thought it was someone taking a liquid shit on a laptop or something.

>>725435615
this is my favourite image on the internet, it's perfect

>>725435758
kek, now I can't unsee

>>725433894 (OP)
lol

>>725435408
>https://www.youtube.com/@DevourPowerTV/shorts
in any densely populated city?

>>725435615
I really want to know what was the cause of it.

>>725435196
weiner cake :)

>>725433894 (OP)
now I'm hungry for spicy chicken strips paired with whatever

>>725435956
pressure cooker lid was not properly fitted on

>>725436114
Is this really all it takes?

>>725433894 (OP)
>game looks interesting
>BECAUSE it has $300 worth of dlc
feels good not being poor

>>725435831
I always enjoy the ones with pressure involved

>>725434198
>>725433894 (OP)
>>725435196
>And a diet coca too, please.

>>725436192
Yeah, but this happens to negligent retards who don't make sure their gauge and/or rattler thing work properly.

>>725436192
I mean yeah, they can explode pretty violently once the lid gives way, but it seems like the bottom was also super weak for some reason?

If I had to take a wild guess, the lid was on right but it was overpressurized for some reason and popped.

>>725435956
Sweetened condensed milk

>>725436192
I looked it up.
Pressure cookers are designed to allow a little bit of pressure to escape because they're designed to reach a certain maximum amount of pressure.
This explosion may have been caused by a vent hole being plugged up.

I never traveled to the US so far but everytime i hear americans talk about european cousine beeing underseasoned i remember the story my parents told me:

They traveled to the US (New York and Florida) and said they were drinking a liter of water everytime they were at a resaturent because how salty everything was.
I looked it up and th US is one of the leading western nations in consumed salt.
My parents came back 2 weeks later and said everything tastes bland in europe.
Than they realized their atstebuds were just fucking accustomed to the ungodly ammount of salt they were forced to eat in the US

>>725435408
It's American fine cuisine

>>725436831
I can confirm, everytime I went to the US I kept noticing how weirdly sweet, greasy and overly salted the food was (even stuff that shouldn't be, I fucking ate pasta at a friend's house and had the same problem), and then when I got home everything tasted bland for a week.

>>725437063
Where's the cow dung?

>>725437063
> chicken breat
stopped watching right there
the food industry has been deliberately stealingthe good parts of chicken and beef for themselves for far too long and passing it along to the pet food department
enough is enough - the fat and grease is flavoring that is wasted on gluttonous beasts like cats and dogs

>>725433894 (OP)
I thought the video was looping from the beginning again when he sprayed it ontop of the box.

>>725437298
Is this what a perfectly cooked Indian dish look like?

>>725436064
That's a man.

>>725433894 (OP)
>Man is a villain because it's just in his nature

>>725437109
>>725437390
why you trying to talk about those stinky niggers in this perfectly good thread?

>>725433894 (OP)
total war: warhammer 3

of all the kinds of off-topic threads, I genuinely find these food threads to be the most uninteresting

>>725433894 (OP)
>expensive
>high effort
>"gourmet"
>specialty
>>>>>>plastic plate

why bother?

>>725437458
Is Jack even still kicking at this point? He’s had like three fucking strokes, hasn’t he?

>>725437759
>He’s had like three fucking strokes, hasn’t he?
five

>>725437759
He streamed just a day ago. It sounds like he has trouble speaking but he's still at it.

>>725437063
Ya know the chicken breast themselves actually looked good, I uhhh probably would’ve just stopped there and had it in a bowl for lunch or something

>>725436192
>sees an image of something that happened
>gets explained what happened
>"HURR IS THAT REALLY WHAT HAPPENED????????"

fucking kill yourself moron

>>725433894 (OP)
Lel

>>725437063
Of course. Like it wasn't sick enough before, you deep-fry it too. I was waiting for it.

>>725437063
>that doesnt look that bad
>wait wait, wtf are you doing
>yameroooo!

>>725435408
Mongolia

>>725437390
That's split pea soup, retard.

>>725435615
christ that's a lot of damage

>>725436782
Post the black horse whiskey in a kerosene bottle

>>725436064
Who's this bimbo? Queenblondie doesn't seem to give any relevant results.

>>725437770
I can't finish this webm

>>725438201
just for you, anon.

>>725433894 (OP)
>creamAPI exists

>>725435408
Most of this shit is click/ragebait but the one in op is tongue-in-cheek which you would know if your watched it to the end

>>725438275
for me it's black commando gin, with wesley snipes as blade and the armpit hair poorly shooped out

>>725438275
triple strained black booster

>>725438108
Damn, I really need to make one again.