Thread 725464367

I stopped playing vidya for a couple of years, but I want to get back into it. What am I looking for? What's most likely to blow my socks off? Last game I played was BOTW and have a bias for action games, I even bought /v/-approved gamesaar controller. But I'm open to try new stuff.

>>725464367 (OP)
Just go watch Netflix or somethin, I don't want you to play video games

silksong and expedition 33, but don't you dare say they are good games

I wanna play grand strategy 4 now...... shit

>>725464367 (OP)
Smiling Friends had a good pilot, and that's it

>>725464367 (OP)
>TV-14
So Zach is aware that 14 year olds are the only ones that watch his crappy show?

>>725464367 (OP)
you are missing nothing

>>725464367 (OP)
Get a ROG Xbox Ally X. It's AMAZING. No need to thank me.

>>725464367 (OP)
>What's most likely to blow my socks off?
Anything that came out more than 10 years ago

>>725464367 (OP)
>I stopped playing vidya for a couple of years,
>couple of years

There's been almost zero change in gaming over the past 2 years other than a continually increasing disparity between (a lack of) game optimization and the hardware requirements required to run games well, as well as everyone and their mother designing games on UE5 which devs put almost no effort into creating their own assets and relying on fake frames to support the level of detail supplied in UE5, which often comes out a noisy mess without proper art direction /run on sentence

I'll echo another anon that mentioned Expedition 33; for me it was a stand out game over the past whole decade, so I'd check it out so long as you're okay with turn-based parrying combat, and don't mind the aformentioned UE5 noise.

You see Alan this week? That nigga gay as hell

>>725465792
Why are latinxs so damn bad at banter?

>>725464367 (OP)
are you the same dude who posted last night about losing the will to play games and used a smiling friends image whose thread was deleted because it devolved into you faggots talking about the show?

joey confirmed

>>725466524
They suck at games, period. Best to avoid them at all costs. Look at what they've done to Albion Online. They suck at PvP, utterly garbage, and they fuck up economies.

>>725464367 (OP)
OP what else do you play? What systems do you own?
Hard to recommend something when you don't tell us anything to work with.

>>725466630
This is another thing about you people: you're obsessed with identifying people.

>>725466484
he was just helping mr boss clean up some cookie crumbs, nothing gay about that

>>725466675
Why hasnt everyone gotten an Xbox Ally X? This fuckin' thing plays EVERTHING

>>725466827
Does it play Nintendo Switch 2 games?

>>725466937
Yes. Absolutely.

>>725466592
Yeah man I didn't sleep all night because the janitors deleting my thread kept me up all night because i couldn't sleep because when they deleted my thread it kept me up all night and i didn't get a lick of sleep because i was worried about my thread being deleted all night while I suffered from insomnia all night because the jannys deleted my thread all night because I didn't sleep because all night smiling friends all night thread deleted all night sleep

>>725464672
E33 might as well be a fucking asset flip with how bog-standard its UE5 presentation is. You newfaggots will eat up LITERALLY ANYTHING and defend it to the death like it's your entire personality. Fuck off, go get some standards.

>>725466675
gaming laptop like pic rel (HP Omen), old switch that I can't hack because the fucking usb - c port doesn't work with plug n play probably because I played zelda with the humidifier on or something. I even bought a rcm jig and everything, but I guess the damn port is fucked so I can't inject payload

>>725464367 (OP)
SMTV, you can team up with cool demons. Except Mothman he sucks, absolute worst cryptid. He doesn't even look like a moth

>>725467431
And what games do you like to play? What are your 11/10 picks?

>>725466827
>$1300 cad
brodige I rather get cheesed by wastemans at sherbourne and dundas, you bare mad if you think I'd drop bare dollas on a such a chopped console. It be bare times before I make a deal like that yesss sirrrr

>>725467736
Madden 08, NBA 2k20, FF7, World of Warcraft pre panda expansion, Warcraft 3, Baldur's Gate 3, NFL Game Day 98, Pokemon Silver, Need For Speed Underground 2, Expedition 33, Dark Souls Remastered, Elden Ring

>>725464367 (OP)
Download Duckstation and play Ape Escape.

>>725467967
whats chopped about it broski? Shit plays every game there is. Why you cheesed? I got kine for 900 CAD if you can't cop that then you're a waste mans still.

>>725467207
you're an actual homunculus, what a deranged reply

>>725468389
You're cattle, your insults mean less than nothing because I've seen (and played) what makes you cheer. Kill yourself but genuinely actually fucking do it.

>>725466741
Just like how everyone on /v/ keeps identifying each other as browns, right?

>>725468590
We can just tell.

>>725468216
Why are you a namefag suddenly?

>>725468782
Forgot name, my bad

>>725468551
lmao take your meds retard

>>725468551
>quotes rick and morty
You can hate E33 and not sound like reddit

>>725467736
I wanted to play dragon's dogma 2 but i get 2 fps

>>725466741
>show creator puts an easter egg
>"h-how dare you notice it"

>>725467510
>retard attempts to make offtopic thread
>SMTVtroons still shilling as hard as possible
lol lmao

>>725467510
Mothman is the best

>>725467510
I got it anon, don't worry

>>725464367 (OP)
Give me a MEGA to the episode

2 > 3 > 1 > 4 > 5 but they are all pretty weak so far

>>725471935
Is that the order of Playstations?

>>725466741
Says the faggot who just can't be anonymous on an anonymous imageboard

>>725464367 (OP)
This joke doesnt even work, Charlie could have been in bed playing on a laptop.

>>725464367 (OP)
Gaming has only gotten worse and worse the past 10 years. You've not missed much. Endless shitty de-makes and de-masters flood the market, each worse than the original game they parrot.

For something actually "recent", I can only recommend games like:

>Deep Rock Galactic
>Yakuza 0
>Nier Automata + Replicant
>Death Stranding 1-2
>Sekiro
>Persona 5 (classic)
>Talos Principle

You'll find a shitton of GREAT games if you go way past the 2010s, that'll also run and look superb even on a craptop:

>STALKER SoC - CoP + mods
>FEAR + expansion packs
>Half-Life 1-2 + expansion packs + mods
>Return To Castle Wolfenstein
>Silent Hill 1-4
>Resident Evil 1-4 + Remake 1