Thread 725476910

>female characters have more customization optio-
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>>725476910 (OP)
facial hair is makeup for men

facial hair gives me the ick

>>725476910 (OP)
>female characters
umm... i think you meant to say "Feminine Body Type"

>>725476910 (OP)
bottom right gets all the pussy

>>725477181
hum sweetie... it's "body type A" now ...

>>725476910 (OP)
>now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
>he's Caucasian
>Caucasian?
>yeah, you know; a white guy, a moustache, about six-foot-three
>awfully big moustache

>>725476951
Yes but also no. Not every man can grown facial hair.

>>725476910 (OP)
>every pic is gay
ok?

>>725476951
Only beards because they can hide your weak chin.

>>725476910 (OP)
When a game has shitty facial hair options, I always make a female character instead.

>>725450914
Why are moids so big and hairy? It's gross.

>>725477424
Since when have mustaches and beards been gay?

>>725477489
This. Beards are for fags.

>>725476951
didn't know you grow makeup out of your fucking pores
it's the opposite, you have to put in extra effort to shave, facial hair just grows naturally
facial hair styling is no different than getting a haircut

>>725477886
Those specific mustaches have been gay since the 80s.
The reason why is that the majority of women don't find them attractive which means they are used to signal attraction toward men since men are more likely to like them.

>>725478221
>>725477489
>>725478028
lmao at babyfaces seething
Real men have beards

>>725479097
>IM MORE MASCULINE THEN YOU BECAUSE I DON'T SHAVE

>>725479609
all look pretty manly. now post babyfaces

>>725479819
>manly

I have a beard because im lazy and dont feel like shaving. I dont care what other people think. It will not inconvenience me.

>>725476910 (OP)
having one of these mustaches is more gay than being in gay porn

>>725480854
Nice try

>>725479609
would these guys really look better clean shaven though?

>>725476910 (OP)
I prefer being clean shaven because I have a strong chin and jaw but an absolutely horrible neck (which makes me look like a neckbeard if I grow out any hair). I kinda wish I thought facial hair looked good.

>>725476910 (OP)
Post the game that has this

rate stache

>>725476910 (OP)
I wish I could grow non-patchy facial hair

>>725476951
fpbp

>>725477489
Shaving tries to hide your dysgenic hair growth
if you don't have a visible stubble, you're just trying to compensate for something else

>>725481492
sexual predator-coded

>>725481325
probably they wouldn't look like left winged neckbeards that bow down to pussy to get a crumb of it

>>725476910 (OP)
Women can have moustaches chud

>>725479609
One of my coworkers had a beard like top right, and he smelled fucking rancid. I always avoided talking to him at all times as a result.

>can no longer wear toothbrush mustache cuz of LE GERMAN MAN BAD
It's all so tiresome...

>>725481492
Would be a good flanders stache without the bottom stubble

>>725481868
sure about that?

>>725477298
This. If all you can grow is weak facial hair you might as well not even bother.

only gay men like facial hair
look at any male characters designed by women and they'll virtually always be clean shaven. pretty much always if it's like a dating game.

>>725481492
needs a trim

>>725476910 (OP)
>female character has 50 different hairstyles and 200 accessories
>b-but the men have 12 mustaches!!!

>>725476951
Right. And hair is makeup for women. We all should just be completely hairless or what. Or maybe completely remove all the muscle too. No. The body. Body is just makeup for our soul.

>>725481868
It looks fucking retarded though. You had like two famous people have it which was Charlie Chaplin who did it because he knew it looked stupid for his comedy and Hitler who didn't know it looked stupid.

>>725481492
You look like you want to break free.

>>725481492
i give it a "raise hell" out of "praise dale"

>mustache gets too long
>lips start getting chapped

I keep my full-face beard trimmed short. In particular, I can't stand my mustache being long because it gets in the way of eating.

>>725476910 (OP)
Handlebar mustache is fun to have. I love twirling them like a cartoon villain.

>>725481868
The previous stache looked way better desu

>>725477886
since forever with bears and bearfuckers

>>725477298
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cMXNJ3zkSiE

>>725476951
pretty sure makeup is makeup for men

>>725476910 (OP)
>0 games that allow the player to have huge beards with proper hair physics

>>725477135
Me too, facial hair on a woman is a real turn off.

Just shaved yesterday, rate my stache

>>725483093
pubic/10

>>725481868
The toothbrush mustache was practical fashion as It wouldn't impede wearing a gasmask. As a matter of fact, Hitler was hospitalized during WW1 because of a gas-attack he endured. In his book, he wrote about how he feared he might've gone permanently blind because he couldn't see for a week. This is just speculation, but I think after that traumatizing event, he adopted that mustache so that he could put on a gasmask if the need called for it.

>>725476951
i dont have time to shave i gotta be at the compuda all day

>>725483093
Shave your fucking nostrils

>>725482524
this
only faggots care about shit like facial hair on other men

i hate being a man and i hate my itchy facial hair

>>725483532
>only faggots care about this shit
>posts some schizo screencap research about 1 guy to use as an example for everyone

>>725482806
call me gay IDC but I fuck with eyeliner

>>725476910 (OP)
From my experience, if a man wears one of these mustaches before hitting 40, he's a pretentious smug fuckface.
I don't know why and I can't prove it, either.

>>725483093
Put down the fork once in a while, fattie.

>>725476951
This is why I shave, I don't want to hide my disgusting face from women who could fear it.

>>725481492
How do people with moustaches like this eat?

>>725483093
you look like a fat mexican

>>725483093
You look like Paul Blart.

>>725482192
Wrong
three famous people
Robert Mugabe rocked a great toothbrush mustache for decades

kinda insane how grotesque the reality of the leftoid parasite is

>>725483093
a bit uneven but looks good