Thread 725480063

Death to Electronic Arts.

Restore Maxis.

>game has a chainsaw
Is there a more impractical weapon to use in a video game? I mean using it on flesh, you would hardly even be able to kill a dude before the chains get all gummed up and start to malfunction. the only real reason to bring a chainsaw into any combat encounter is to skin an ass raw.

electronic farts

>>725480598
I would use a chainsaw on the EA execs that decided to keep denuvo in Dead Space, since I bought the game yet can hardly play it

>>725480063 (OP)
Why is this particular frog so funny

>>725480063 (OP)
They're already dead

>>725481565
they need public execution

>>725480063 (OP)
Literally the ONLY EA game i ever played was Dead Space series and ME 1 and 2. And both of these franchises are pretty much dead now anyway.
I dont give a rat's ass about ANY of their other games... like who gives a fuck bout anything else they make, seriously.

>>725481454
he just keeps rolling, byatch

>>725483608
I agree, and its funny that they crippled the only good game they made recently (dead space remake) by giving it denuvo. Its literally the only game I cant play due to constant crashes. Truly inspires me to purchase more of their products.

>>725480063 (OP)
Elpresador ass looking frog

>>725480598
A motherfuckin' chainsaw??

Why does /v/ like shitty nu Metal so much? Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Slipknot, Evanescence, etc. Literally the most goyslop music ever made besides straight up hip hop.

>>725484647
>crippled the only good game they made recently (dead space remake) by giving it denuvo
Works on my machine buddy boi.
Look buddy i hate Denuvo too (for different reasons.. my hate comes from their GREED) but let's not start spewing lies man. It. Just. Works.

JOHN OTTO! TAKE IT TO THE MATHEWS BRIDGE!

>>725485845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpbHdIrtpNo
Ignore the newfags, /vee/ is an Alizee board.

>>725486046
>works on my machine
No it doesnt, I get 120fps on my 5060ti 16gb + i7 12400, the issue is not my hardware, its the fact that they are running that piece of shit denuvo garbage. It used to run better on my old system even.

And dont tell denuvo isnt the problem (EA's lack of optimization might factor in too) since its well documented how detrimental denuvo is for any game its running on.

>>725486348
mwahhah the french

>>725481454
cuz he'll burn like a demon, leave your ass screamin

Fucking game needs to precompile shaders every time you run it and still will crash every 5 minutes, dead space is a good game killed by EA, I wont hear otherwise

>>725485845
2/8 b8 m8, almost made me write genuine reply.

>>725481454
Cause he looks like someone everyone knew from the early 2000s

>>725486046
Im glad it works for you, but for me it crashes constantly, despite my hardware being well over the recommended specs, I get 100+fps maxxed out, it just continually crashes, and its the only game in my library to do so.

>>725487453
thats unfortunate anon... im sure others experienced this, maybe theres a fix out there. But im sure even if Denuvo is removed you'd still be crashing.
Theres a reddit thread or two with some people posting crash fixes, good luck.
PC gaming overall is quite a headache and has always been full of bullshit crashes much more than consoles

>>725487117
Well butter my biscuit. Who's this "someone" you're referring to?

>>725489186
Adolf Hitler

BUILD A BRIDGE TO YOUR MIND
man i dont care how hard im boomin, i turne d39 last week and found an old burned CD full of limp bizkit songs in my glovebox.

I want electronic arts employees to die

>>725485845
>phonefaggot tranime poster

>>725485845
Because 90% of /v/ is +30.
We all listened to nu metal when we were teens.
And this is how I know you aren't old enough to be here. You have no nostalgia for that music.