Thread 725490971

So the Donkey Giant and Atrius are discussing Kratos's wife's "adventures" before she met Kratos, and Atrius sounds really disappointed that she didn't tell Kratos even half of it. So Kratos replies to him

>what your mother did before she met me was HER business

What level of "better man" is this? How can I ever reach it?

Kratos married the goddess of town bycicles, and he berrates Atrius.

>>725490971 (OP)
That would apply if you know, Kratos history was him murdering innocent people, orgies with many random women, committing genocide, and murdering his former wife & daughter.

>>725490971 (OP)
who cares
he ends up with Freya who's hotter

He means that she owned a business before they started a relationship and because of that she remained the owner of that business because some assets are not divided in a divorce

>>725490971 (OP)
Thor did not become a better man, look at his wife now.

>>725490971 (OP)
Shit I just made one of these too, now people are gonna think we're being raided

>>725491190
It's a good thing he got better.

>>725490971 (OP)
holy kek

>>725491190
So his wife fucked half of the 9 worlds and took a bifrost of nord girth and Kratos doesn't even ask questions about why she did it from him? Is he truly that good of a man?

He told her all his secrets. She hid everything from him. And he defends her against his wife's son.

WOMAN IS TALKING

LISTEN / IGNORE

>>725490971 (OP)
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>>725490971 (OP)
>WHAT DID KRATOS MEAN BY THIS
he means atreus shouldn't look into his dead mother's past because she might not be the perfect nurturer he imagines her ass, and he shouldn't follow in her footsteps

I don't think it had anything to do with sex or having a different partner. It was about some fighting or somtehing

>>725490971 (OP)
It has nothing to do with sex if you had actually played the game.

deez nuts must we better

Liberals do not understand why prudence is a value, on the contrary, they associate prudence with a vice, a sign that you are a prejudiced person.

>>725490971 (OP)
Do you think she knew kratos had rampant orgies and fucked THE goddess of love repeatedly to win a mini game?

I know people like to shitpost about this line, but Kratos was just saying that he had never asked about her involvement in the previous rebellion against Odin.

>>725490971 (OP)
What's the worst pantheon reveal for the next game? Indian, Chinese? Celtic? lol. I'd be okay with Egyptian, Japanese, or Aztec.

>>725490971 (OP)
It was a odd line I don't know wtf he was talking about. Like the kid just wanted to know something and he shuts it down like it was something really personal but it wasn't.

>>725491824
egyptian and it will be filled with africans

>>725491779
why are people on /v/ so mad about this line? I really don't get it

>>725490971 (OP)
YABBA DABBA DOO

>>725491753
Kratos told her everything. There are entire segments of the game where we play as Kratos opening our heart about how we were psychopathic degenerates who destroyed the world for cheap revenge.

>>725491779
>>725491779
Kratos got super pissed because Atrius was being a toxic male, and he thought that his father looked weak. His wife was deliberately hiding tons of important secrets from Kratos.

So Kratos gives this BETTER MAN-tier line so he does not look like a complete pussy.

>>725491779
I thought he didn't want a segue into the whole greek shitshow

>>725491945
Because Kratos was never supposed to be a character used for preaching?

>>725491945
People who say this IRL say it when they're dating a woman with a lot of sexual partners and pretty much in no other circumstance. Not surprised people joke about it.

>>725490971 (OP)
Okay, but if you were him, a sociopath serial killer who was also the town bike for a bunch of greek thots, wouldn't you want a relationship were you just sort of didn't talk about your past?

>>725490971 (OP)
Kratos has leveled up so much as a man that he became John Green.

As long as she doesn't have a child, an STD, or hardcore porn floating around online, why would you care?

>>725490971 (OP)
WE MUST BE BETTER MEN BOY. LET HER KISS HER BULL PROPERLY BOY

>>725491873
Oof. But african myth would be fun down the line, I always want to see the spider god given a chance to shine. Also since Kratos grew a beard to look more norse, if he went to africa he'd have to get a bone in nose or a spike on his dick.

americans are so mindbroken everything becomes a sitcom/family guy

>>725492201
If I am standing next to my son and he hears that his mother did all sorts of things behind my back, it is a clear attack on my authority as a man.

The truth is his wife took so many men in her "rebellion" against Odin that the Bifrost is jealous of her mileage.

If she hid the rebellion from Odin from Atrius and Kratos, she could hide anything else.

Atrius is being a toxic male, correct. And Kratos is no angel, he fucked like, 3-4 women across the games. The atrocity. But Kratos needed to have asked questions. Now his son is as confused as he is and Kratos gets all insecure about it and gives this John Green-tier "tough guy" answer about how he doesn't give a fuck, when in reality he married the bifrost and had to hide in a fucking wood because the entire pantheon was laughing behind his back.

>>725491779
Which is exactly the same thing.
The whole point is that Kratos is giving up important aspects of his wife's personality, because supposedly knowing his wife and her past in a deeper way is ugly, wrong, maybe even... my God, misogynistic!!! Ahhhhh!
Of course, that's the view of weak people, cucks, some liberals, or those who want to subvert the values of society, turning virtues (like prudence) into taboos.

>>725490971 (OP)
Don't think about it anon. It was her business.

>>725490971 (OP)
his kid wanted to learn from the past to not repeat it and his dad says fuck that

>>725490971 (OP)
>What your mother and her friends got up to on their girls trip to Jamaica is none of our business boy
That was a strange moment desu

>>725490971 (OP)
GOOOOODS

>>725493045
LOL. I was hoping he'd fall but I didn't think he actually would. rip soi kratos

>>725490971 (OP)
this better man bullshit is just another way of saying tolerate the other sex being worse women

>>725493045
lol
How can someone do that and not stop to think that the reason they've never seen it before is because the few idiots who tried didn't survive to repeat the feat more than a few times?

>>725493045
>no bacon tattoo

>>725492891
Were tendies this fired up when shiek turned out to be zelda?

>>725490971 (OP)
>"w-we all have a past... right?"
>his body count: 2
>her body count: even she doesn't know
I hate cucks as much as I hate women.

>>725494089
white women are crazy

>>725492938
Odin cooked his ass up ngl

>>725493045
Look, Tomar. It's you!

>>725493045
Ouch

>>725490971 (OP)
>>725491503
>He told her all his secrets
No he didn’t

>>725494089
>Top right
>In rehab ten times before she's out of high school
Body count is only the second most concerning thing here desu

I love God of War Ragnarok, and I still refute that it's woke, but sweet baby and the liberal writers definitely tried to sneak in dog whistles.
>inb4 Black Girl
She's the mother of all monsters, what did you expect?

>>725494580
>troon-hiding-behind-chud.webp

>>725494664
Well don't be lazy, post it.

lore wise he's like 100 years older than he was during the greek saga. Also theres a whole side quest area about you and atreus discovering the mother's past. ( when she fought thor in the rebellion) This line is just an early setup for this.

>>725490971 (OP)
he means that he knows atreus is part nigger but that he doesn't mind one bit

>>725494785
>when your wife has so many backstory hidden specifically from you that you need special magic to even find out who she was fucking before you two met

Even Odin messes with Kratos, quipping that the kid might be from another man.

Kratos tried to be a batter man, ended up raising the kid of the town bycicle of all Asgard.

>>725492938
This is it? This is what media has become?

>>725494797
>Kratos said that he never held any secrets from Faye
>Canonically told her about all his orgies.
>Faye almost certainly sucked his wife&daughter covered dick.

>looks in thread
yup, not a better man in sight

god of war is just birth control for black men.
>I NEED TO BE A BETTER MAN, KRATOS IS MY FATHER FIGURE
and then those guys never fuck, its genius honestly

>>725494937
Stop projecting your cuckory fetish onto everything

>>725492945
he was going to repeat it

>>725493045
Why not just get a scooter instead of the kamikaze wheel?

>>725493045
geez, how fast was this fat boy going? he must have peeled the skin off his forearm and scalp as he landed