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WHAT DID KRATOS MEAN BY THIS
So the Donkey Giant and Atrius are discussing Kratos's wife's "adventures" before she met Kratos, and Atrius sounds really disappointed that she didn't tell Kratos even half of it. So Kratos replies to him

>what your mother did before she met me was HER business

What level of "better man" is this? How can I ever reach it?

Kratos married the goddess of town bycicles, and he berrates Atrius.
Anonymous No.725491190 [Report] >>725491459 >>725491503
>>725490971 (OP)
That would apply if you know, Kratos history was him murdering innocent people, orgies with many random women, committing genocide, and murdering his former wife & daughter.
Anonymous No.725491312 [Report]
>>725490971 (OP)
who cares
he ends up with Freya who's hotter
Anonymous No.725491382 [Report]
He means that she owned a business before they started a relationship and because of that she remained the owner of that business because some assets are not divided in a divorce
Anonymous No.725491408 [Report]
>>725490971 (OP)
Thor did not become a better man, look at his wife now.
Anonymous No.725491454 [Report]
>>725490971 (OP)
Shit I just made one of these too, now people are gonna think we're being raided
Anonymous No.725491459 [Report]
>>725491190
It's a good thing he got better.
Anonymous No.725491501 [Report]
>>725490971 (OP)
holy kek
Anonymous No.725491503 [Report] >>725494290
>>725491190
So his wife fucked half of the 9 worlds and took a bifrost of nord girth and Kratos doesn't even ask questions about why she did it from him? Is he truly that good of a man?

He told her all his secrets. She hid everything from him. And he defends her against his wife's son.
Anonymous No.725491517 [Report]
WOMAN IS TALKING

LISTEN / IGNORE
Anonymous No.725491540 [Report]
>>725490971 (OP)
...
Anonymous No.725491564 [Report]
>>725490971 (OP)
>WHAT DID KRATOS MEAN BY THIS
he means atreus shouldn't look into his dead mother's past because she might not be the perfect nurturer he imagines her ass, and he shouldn't follow in her footsteps
Anonymous No.725491583 [Report]
I don't think it had anything to do with sex or having a different partner. It was about some fighting or somtehing
Anonymous No.725491615 [Report]
>>725490971 (OP)
It has nothing to do with sex if you had actually played the game.
Anonymous No.725491624 [Report]
>>725490971 (OP)
Anonymous No.725491706 [Report]
deez nuts must we better
Anonymous No.725491712 [Report]
Liberals do not understand why prudence is a value, on the contrary, they associate prudence with a vice, a sign that you are a prejudiced person.
Anonymous No.725491753 [Report] >>725492089
>>725490971 (OP)
Do you think she knew kratos had rampant orgies and fucked THE goddess of love repeatedly to win a mini game?
Anonymous No.725491779 [Report] >>725491945 >>725492089 >>725492089 >>725492106 >>725492891
I know people like to shitpost about this line, but Kratos was just saying that he had never asked about her involvement in the previous rebellion against Odin.
Anonymous No.725491824 [Report] >>725491873
>>725490971 (OP)
What's the worst pantheon reveal for the next game? Indian, Chinese? Celtic? lol. I'd be okay with Egyptian, Japanese, or Aztec.
Anonymous No.725491845 [Report]
>>725490971 (OP)
It was a odd line I don't know wtf he was talking about. Like the kid just wanted to know something and he shuts it down like it was something really personal but it wasn't.
Anonymous No.725491873 [Report] >>725492349
>>725491824
egyptian and it will be filled with africans
Anonymous No.725491945 [Report] >>725492124 >>725492185
>>725491779
why are people on /v/ so mad about this line? I really don't get it
Anonymous No.725491949 [Report]
>>725490971 (OP)
YABBA DABBA DOO
Anonymous No.725492089 [Report]
>>725491753
Kratos told her everything. There are entire segments of the game where we play as Kratos opening our heart about how we were psychopathic degenerates who destroyed the world for cheap revenge.

>>725491779
>>725491779
Kratos got super pissed because Atrius was being a toxic male, and he thought that his father looked weak. His wife was deliberately hiding tons of important secrets from Kratos.

So Kratos gives this BETTER MAN-tier line so he does not look like a complete pussy.
Anonymous No.725492106 [Report]
>>725491779
I thought he didn't want a segue into the whole greek shitshow
Anonymous No.725492124 [Report]
>>725491945
Because Kratos was never supposed to be a character used for preaching?
Anonymous No.725492185 [Report]
>>725491945
People who say this IRL say it when they're dating a woman with a lot of sexual partners and pretty much in no other circumstance. Not surprised people joke about it.
Anonymous No.725492201 [Report] >>725492742
>>725490971 (OP)
Okay, but if you were him, a sociopath serial killer who was also the town bike for a bunch of greek thots, wouldn't you want a relationship were you just sort of didn't talk about your past?
Anonymous No.725492279 [Report]
>>725490971 (OP)
Kratos has leveled up so much as a man that he became John Green.
Anonymous No.725492297 [Report]
As long as she doesn't have a child, an STD, or hardcore porn floating around online, why would you care?
Anonymous No.725492338 [Report]
>>725490971 (OP)
WE MUST BE BETTER MEN BOY. LET HER KISS HER BULL PROPERLY BOY
Anonymous No.725492349 [Report]
>>725491873
Oof. But african myth would be fun down the line, I always want to see the spider god given a chance to shine. Also since Kratos grew a beard to look more norse, if he went to africa he'd have to get a bone in nose or a spike on his dick.
Anonymous No.725492416 [Report]
americans are so mindbroken everything becomes a sitcom/family guy
Anonymous No.725492742 [Report]
>>725492201
If I am standing next to my son and he hears that his mother did all sorts of things behind my back, it is a clear attack on my authority as a man.

The truth is his wife took so many men in her "rebellion" against Odin that the Bifrost is jealous of her mileage.

If she hid the rebellion from Odin from Atrius and Kratos, she could hide anything else.

Atrius is being a toxic male, correct. And Kratos is no angel, he fucked like, 3-4 women across the games. The atrocity. But Kratos needed to have asked questions. Now his son is as confused as he is and Kratos gets all insecure about it and gives this John Green-tier "tough guy" answer about how he doesn't give a fuck, when in reality he married the bifrost and had to hide in a fucking wood because the entire pantheon was laughing behind his back.
Anonymous No.725492891 [Report] >>725494001
>>725491779
Which is exactly the same thing.
The whole point is that Kratos is giving up important aspects of his wife's personality, because supposedly knowing his wife and her past in a deeper way is ugly, wrong, maybe even... my God, misogynistic!!! Ahhhhh!
Of course, that's the view of weak people, cucks, some liberals, or those who want to subvert the values of society, turning virtues (like prudence) into taboos.
Anonymous No.725492938 [Report] >>725494192 >>725494967
>>725490971 (OP)
Don't think about it anon. It was her business.
Anonymous No.725492945 [Report] >>725495778
>>725490971 (OP)
his kid wanted to learn from the past to not repeat it and his dad says fuck that
Anonymous No.725493015 [Report]
>>725490971 (OP)
>What your mother and her friends got up to on their girls trip to Jamaica is none of our business boy
That was a strange moment desu
Anonymous No.725493045 [Report] >>725493136 >>725493287 >>725493354 >>725494235 >>725494240 >>725496269 >>725499804
>>725490971 (OP)
GOOOOODS
Anonymous No.725493136 [Report]
>>725493045
LOL. I was hoping he'd fall but I didn't think he actually would. rip soi kratos
Anonymous No.725493231 [Report]
>>725490971 (OP)
this better man bullshit is just another way of saying tolerate the other sex being worse women
Anonymous No.725493287 [Report]
>>725493045
lol
How can someone do that and not stop to think that the reason they've never seen it before is because the few idiots who tried didn't survive to repeat the feat more than a few times?
Anonymous No.725493354 [Report]
>>725493045
>no bacon tattoo
Anonymous No.725494001 [Report]
>>725492891
Were tendies this fired up when shiek turned out to be zelda?
Anonymous No.725494089 [Report] >>725494146 >>725494563
>>725490971 (OP)
>"w-we all have a past... right?"
>his body count: 2
>her body count: even she doesn't know
I hate cucks as much as I hate women.
Anonymous No.725494146 [Report]
>>725494089
white women are crazy
Anonymous No.725494192 [Report]
>>725492938
Odin cooked his ass up ngl
Anonymous No.725494235 [Report]
>>725493045
Look, Tomar. It's you!
Anonymous No.725494240 [Report]
>>725493045
Ouch
Anonymous No.725494290 [Report]
>>725490971 (OP)
>>725491503
>He told her all his secrets
No he didn’t
Anonymous No.725494563 [Report]
>>725494089
>Top right
>In rehab ten times before she's out of high school
Body count is only the second most concerning thing here desu
Anonymous No.725494580 [Report] >>725494664
I love God of War Ragnarok, and I still refute that it's woke, but sweet baby and the liberal writers definitely tried to sneak in dog whistles.
>inb4 Black Girl
She's the mother of all monsters, what did you expect?
Anonymous No.725494664 [Report] >>725494726
>>725494580
>troon-hiding-behind-chud.webp
Anonymous No.725494726 [Report]
>>725494664
Well don't be lazy, post it.
Anonymous No.725494785 [Report] >>725494937
lore wise he's like 100 years older than he was during the greek saga. Also theres a whole side quest area about you and atreus discovering the mother's past. ( when she fought thor in the rebellion) This line is just an early setup for this.
Anonymous No.725494797 [Report] >>725494995
>Kratos canonically never asked his wife's bodycount
Anonymous No.725494827 [Report]
>>725490971 (OP)
he means that he knows atreus is part nigger but that he doesn't mind one bit
Anonymous No.725494937 [Report] >>725495242
>>725494785
>when your wife has so many backstory hidden specifically from you that you need special magic to even find out who she was fucking before you two met

Even Odin messes with Kratos, quipping that the kid might be from another man.

Kratos tried to be a batter man, ended up raising the kid of the town bycicle of all Asgard.
Anonymous No.725494967 [Report]
>>725492938
This is it? This is what media has become?
Anonymous No.725494995 [Report]
>>725494797
>Kratos said that he never held any secrets from Faye
>Canonically told her about all his orgies.
>Faye almost certainly sucked his wife&daughter covered dick.
Anonymous No.725495063 [Report]
>looks in thread
yup, not a better man in sight
Anonymous No.725495150 [Report]
god of war is just birth control for black men.
>I NEED TO BE A BETTER MAN, KRATOS IS MY FATHER FIGURE
and then those guys never fuck, its genius honestly
Anonymous No.725495242 [Report]
>>725494937
Stop projecting your cuckory fetish onto everything
Anonymous No.725495778 [Report]
>>725492945
he was going to repeat it
Anonymous No.725496269 [Report]
>>725493045
Why not just get a scooter instead of the kamikaze wheel?
Anonymous No.725499804 [Report]
>>725493045
geez, how fast was this fat boy going? he must have peeled the skin off his forearm and scalp as he landed