Thread 725506751

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you'll be able to drive a truck through the pride parade

>>725506964
was about to reply this. And start a gang shootout.

>walk into pride parade zone
>guns forcibly put away
>try to drive fast into it
>car slowed down for you

It'll work like the Indian reservation in RDR2
Screenshot this you fucking pussies you know I'm right

>>725506751 (OP)
bet it's just a cutscene you cant interact with and the straight white male protagonist that mocks it gets put in his place by the girl boss fat latina who claims she's bisexual

>>725506964
lmfao, no you won't. it'll be dev protected like the native american village in RDR2. you won't be able to take out weapons, forced to exit your vehicle, take a slow walk and look at the faggots. that'll be $79.99 plus tip.

>>725506964
FPBP

>>725507160
>>725507140
This

>>725506964
Just like you were allowed to shoot the natives in RDR2 right?

Kek you fags are so delusional, this isn't the Rockstar that made Manhunt or the edgy old games you stupid faggots

>>725507140
You can fly planes in the new one right? lol

>>725507587
true, but maybe the parade won't be a 'random' event kind of thing
it might be something like the women's march in RDR2 where it's just a mission and your hands are tied

>>725506751 (OP)
Unironically how do you think normalfags would react to GTA6 being a 5-6/10 below mid game that was nothing but a disappointment? Would the shilling win, would normalfags do mental gymnastics to pretend its good? I actually would love to see a bad GTA game come out just to see how people would react. With the delay and the union stuff I have to wonder if people are even motivated to make a decent product over there.

>>725507160
It'll be interesting to see what kinds of workarounds people come up with to try and cause chaos.

>>725506751 (OP)
I already wasn't going to play it. You don't have to try to convince me.

>>725506964
They already knew people would try to do this, but they're not going to allow it lmfao

>>725506751 (OP)
Fired tester here. There's a mission where you as the female protagonist can choose to cuck the male protag with a ftm character. There are no repurcussions.

chuds fall for fake articles more than boomers

>>725507140
just like cp2077. during that one mission with kids crossing the street, the car goes from 100mph to 0 in a second. so fucking fake and gay.

>>725507160
> if you do literally anything but watch and participate you fail the mission and it restarts at the beginning

>>725507140
>walk near pride parade
>jason's walk cycle changes subtly to be in sync with the parade
>does some idle shouts "yeah!" and pumps his fist
>lucia will start dancing in sync with the pride parade
>you can only re-equip weapons when you are totally out of range and have no LOS of the parade

>>725506964
don't worry, I'll just decompile the game to make this happen for everyone

>>725507140
>>725506751 (OP)
don't worry guys, it will sell tons of copies and that means it's not woke! just like BG3!!

>>725507160
>*$99.99

>>725509308
leftists fall for fake ideologies more than... well theres no comparison

>>725506964
b a s e d

>>725509632
I actually hate the “no killing kids” trope more than any political messaging.
Fuck off let me kill kids.

>>725506964
this, they literally werent expecting the rise of chud backlash when development started and now its too late to remove it, so they are going to let you massacre it as a concession, the fags get their feel good moment and the chuds have their fun with based youtube videos

>>725506964
Respect+

>>725507160
Decades ago you'd get a bonus for hitting them all and the game proudly displaying "BLACK LIVES SPLATTER!" or something.

>>725506751 (OP)
>>725506964

>>725519638
heh

>>725519638
I can see the gaudy floating text and stretch animation now

>>725507160
>trying to lay down restrictions in a game with planes
You can still crashland the event with a 747. Anything outside of an orkish sniper or outright teleporting the player away will prevent it.

>>725516123
>try to arc a grenade into it after you're far enough
>it's either too far to throw or it simply does nothing

>>725507160
Woke had more of a stranglehold on the culture in 2018 then it does now. its still there, but its not nearly as powerful as its becoming bad for business, even among left-leaning people who see through the exec bullshit

>>725507140
Nothing mods can't change.

>>725506751 (OP)
>Another episode of shit i made up to be upset about.

wow, is this true? @grok

>>725519938
>go to the height limit and dive without accelerating
>jump out at the last moment
>technically you are no longer behind the wheel so you can't be penalized for what happens next
I expect a lot creative measures to be employed the harder someone dials into preventing them from following through.

>>725516359
>>725519979
Too bad no major platform will host such a mod.

>>725507140
>go within a 150m of the random encounter
>AI scans your previous history to determine if you will become a chud or not
>local agents put on high alert while Jason is unceremoniously wasted with two shots in the back of the head
We don't do kill rampages anymore.

>>725507160
>>725507140
>>725516123
it's gonna be real interesting watching people here work themselves into a pretzel explaining why it's fine, good actually, based even when you're forced to take part in a pride parade in this game

>>725520098
>lock mod behind a patron goywall
>dole it out on a per user basis via discord
>????
>profit
Not my problem.webp

>>725507160
Sounds like a very easy mod-fix
Looking forward to threads about NExus banning it

>>725519160
I don't care about killing kids myself but I like them being killable to raise the stakes in combat

>>725520370
>but I like them being killable to raise the stakes in combat
Gundam.webm

>>725508674
it's literally the same formula since III

>>725520098
>If I can't get a mod from this one major website, then its literally unattainable
There are literally hordes of normies who think like this

>>725506751 (OP)
>>725506964
This is why the anti-woke crowd are so stupid. Who cares if they have stuff like pride parades in? It's a sandbox and you can do whatever distasteful thing you want. That's your freedom. GTA is meant to be a pretty high fidelity simulator, and pride parades happen in real life, so obviously they'd put it in here as well. Anti-woke people are more fragile and more retarded than the people they mock.

>>725520836
What is a woman?

>>725520346
That shit would not last 10 seconds on Cucxus, it would have to be distributed somewhere else, maybe even its own site.

>>725520897
Salty milk and coins

>>725520804
If you know it exists you can find it but how do you become aware of it in the first place?

>>725521031
Reading comments on that one major website

>>725520959
basedmods
moddb
gamebanana

>>725520897
Biologically, a woman is a human with any chromosome bundle like XX or XXX etc without a Y chromosome. What now, faggot? You think I wouldn't be able to answer that or something? You're still low IQ and sad.

>>725508401
it'll 100% be this.
this way they can completely preclude any possibility of the player doing anything they don't want them doing, as is the current model of RS mission design.
deviate from the script even one iota and the mission fails, you start over until you do EXACTLY what the mission designer wants and ONLY what the mission designer wants

maybe they'll feature borderline parody and offensive art like the tranny parade on the hit show
>I Am Jazz
only on TLC!

>>725519973
Coincidentally the development started around that time

>>725506751 (OP)
what you think will happen:
>LOL I RAN THE FAGS OVER WITH MY CAR!

what will actually happen:
>internet collectively loses their entire shit over fags getting ran down in a video game

>>725519697
>Sir, we sold 1 billion copies
>>What is the point if Dragonirian wasn't among them

Why do chuds make up things in their head to get angry at?

>>725506751 (OP)
have you people never been to miami? its the gay capital of the US

>>725521102
>moddb
Come home, Gamer man.

>>725521126
You can however have a penis with double x chromosome however.

>>725506751 (OP)
Genuinely though who asked for a pride parade. Are they extremely common in America or something? I've literally never seen one in my city.

>>725521765
moddb would ban it too
all of them would

>>725507160
*$119.99

>>725521959
Nah

>>725508727
MAYBE if you're lucky it will be "fortnite throwing tomatoes" tier. Zero chance of anything that would actually fit in GTA

kind of weird that they want equal rights but refuse to be accept being killed in video games like everybody else, including people of color.

>Receive ingame message "meet me at XY location <3" with an image of tits attached to it
>Mission with heart symbol marker lights up on the minimap
>Mission cutscene reveals it's actually a dude with bolton tits asking you for your help
>*Fades to black* you are now in the passenger seat and tranny is driving you around in a pride parade event
>Exiting the vehicle ends the mission with text "you can't leave tranny behind"
>Scrolling weapon wheel flashes the popup "this is a weapon free zone" and you are reverted back to fist
>*Press X to fill the Hell yeah meter when passing a LGBTQIA+ individual*
>*Cue cutscene* chud tries to disrupt the pride parade and then run away, tranny follows him, you get back in control when sufficiently far away from the event
>*Shoot the Chud* you can now freely select the weapons
99.99$

Every GTA6 thread has people saying the same shit in it.
>le woke
>$100 price tag
>$2 billion budget
>muh indians
>”It flopping would be the funniest thing ever”
>”as much as I want it to flop it won’t”

brown

One of the missions in GTA4 included you beating up a homophobe. No one cared at the time because people weren’t culture war obsessed schizos

>>725521598
There isn't enough consoles in hands of actual players to break even.
Scalpers don't buy games.

>>725507160
terminally online brain rotted incel moment. cope and seethe.

>>725523014
Last one is damage control

>>725523140
One of the missions included beating up a thug that beat up Niko's friend*
Florian is still treated like a joke, but Niko does go on a random out of character rant about a politician preaching for family values but being gay
People didn't care because faggots weren't pushed as being normal as much as they are today

>>725506751 (OP)
This will lead to the biggest controversy in Rockstar history. People will mod and post clips of them mowing down the parade and Rockstar will do something stupid like dmca strike YouTube videos because Jimmy Kimmel and the ADL bitched about it or whatever. They will be shit on by both sides and it will be major headline news and might even lead to government oversight either from sensitive republican under Trump or sensitive democrats.

>>725507160
Good thing I'm not even going to pirate it LMAO

>>725506751 (OP)
Meh. After rockstar took a shit in my mouth with the dumpster fire they turned gta online into, I'm not planning to play this anyway

>>725506964
>implying it won't be a cutscene and a mission with immediate fail states that make the entire thing despawn

>>725521598
>1 billion copies
dream on Sanjay

GTA has always had "queer representation" as it's primarily a satirical game and these degenerates deserve to be heavily mocked.

Being "represented" in a GTA game is not something you actually want.

IMAGINE wanting to play this garbage. Especially since GTA has been going down hill since the PS2 era.

>>725521336
Bebop and Rocksteady.

>>725507160
Native americans are explicitly protected by law. LGBTBBQ are supposed to have the same exact rights as everyone else, so if a game lets you shoot a hipster, a nigga and a cop, it should let you shoot a tranny too :^)

>>725521126
>(((scientific))) definition
If you see a person on the street, how do you tell whether a person has a Y chromosome or not?

>>725528727
>Native americans are explicitly protected by law.
Really, there's a law that says Indians can't be killed in video games?

>>725523014
>people say correct things
What's the problem?

WE MUST BE BETTER GANGSTERS
IT'S OK TO BE GAY AND TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS AND LISTEN TO BLACK WOMEN
WE MUST BE BETTER

>>725506751 (OP)
>In GTA
>A game where you can drive a vehicle into the crowd and shoot everyone
I'm not sure what point you were trying to make OP, but I'm pretty sure most people won't see this as a bad thing.

>>725507552
>Kek you fags are so delusional, this isn't the Rockstar that made Manhunt or the edgy old games you stupid faggots
This is the same old rockstar. They were always anti-right. They never glorified racism or homophobia even in GTA Sanandreas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZuZShxJq8M

Chuds have this delusion about themselves being the music makers. Meanwhile, they were historically hated by everyone.

>>725528478
>Especially since GTA has been going down hill since the PS2 era
Nobody gave a shit about GTA before the PS2 era.

>>725530767
>A game where you can drive a vehicle into the crowd and shoot everyone
You can do the same in RDR2, but everything is disabled when it comes to natives.

>>725506751 (OP)
Can't wait to shoot some racists/sexists/fascists pieces of shit.

>>725506751 (OP)
>mission is to defend the pride parade against nazi mercenaries
>aim gun towards fags
>shooting them does nothing but you're still forced to restart entire mission again

It's absolutely going to be a mission so you can't do anything bad whatsoever

>>725531409
>mission is to defend the pride parade against nazi mercenaries
Peak.
>girl mc breaks up with the male mc at the end
cinema

>>725506964
Meanwhile 20 fucking years ago

>>725519697
I have no idea what the anti-wokes can play these days. Even their older games got women and black people in 'em.

>>725523014
2 has a non-zero chance of happening, at the very least there'll be some kind of game bundle with in-game cash shit that'll be that much or more. 3 and 4 are just facts.

>>725531814
>mid 00s - mid 10s average protagonist was brown haired white dude
>mid 10s - mid 20s average protagonist was angry frumpy white/black woman
What will the next archetype be?

>>725531814
It's not our problem anti-woke people can't make their own stuff. One guy tried, and his first instinct was to include AI generated porn of his own daughter. You might wanna play that.

>>725521336
Why does Tito Puente have that Killmonger hairstyle?

>>725532137
Chad vs. The Gay Nazis? Watched an LP. And yeah, I guess it is hard for them to make their own games when you're making I Win My Shower Arguments: The Game.

YouTube recently updated the ToS to disallow violence in videogames. Everyone knows people want to kill the niggers and faggots that will overrun that game, and everyone knows what's going to follow. Its literally priced in.

>>725506751 (OP)
Can't wait for the compilations of cars driving into them and peple spamming nades

>>725520250
>it's going to be interesting when
>made up schizo babble
Seek medical attention.

>>725506751 (OP)
by the way, there’s no official confirmation about this. It’s just a rumor spread by influencers who crave your attention. and don’t get me wrong, it doesn’t matter whether it’ll be in the game or not, since only a few dozen people who won’t play it anyway are pretending to be upset about it

>>725506751 (OP)
cool, it's gonna be fun massacring them

>>725534693
>implying they won't be a mission where you fail if you shoot them

You saddled the wrong horse.

>>725520068
>plane insta deleted the moment it triggers a flag centered around the pride parade
that'll be 100 dollars + tip