Thread 725506814

So this made boomers explode all over their stomach

I know that the use of the term incorrectly is intentional but, *millennials.

SOVL

>>725506814 (OP)
Yeah it was pretty great. No one will remember your open world games btw

>>725506814 (OP)
I used to cum all over my stomach just to see how far up my chest it would go, but now I just do it in a tissue. Boring. I lost the whimsy in my cumshots

No, this did.

>>725506814 (OP)
looks like the poorest parts of Indiana

>>725506814 (OP)
>Enough empty space to give you a sense of wonder at what next lies around the bend
>Not so big that it disrespects your time
OoT has a damn near immaculate mix of content at the end of the road, and the road itself being just the right size to build up to it. And just when you'd get tired of going down the road over and over, you get the horse to make it more interesting. And just when you'd be bored of that? You have all the songs collected to teleport anywhere. Masterful game design that modern open worlds should still take notes from.

>>725506814 (OP)
Nah, just tendies who started playing games in 1998 when their parents bought it for them for Christmas and then proceeded to fight in the other room. It was always shit and anything you hear about it being revolutionary for 3D games is nonsense.

>>725506814 (OP)
>it used to be snoys who had OoT Derangement Syndrome
>now it's modern Nintendo fans

>>725508149
It was just a shitty empty field in the middle of the map, not a cleverly designed world.

>>725506814 (OP)
Imagine it's 1998, not even the new millennium yet, and this is already what video games look like. We used to have hope for the future as a society.

>>725508548
>ootsnoys pretending to be anything but snoys

>>725508615
I'll give them points for deliberately timing it so that nightfall hits right as a casual player is nearing Hyrule castle.
I will then deduct a point for making the player stand in front of a closed drawbridge and kill infinitely spawning Stalchildren for a minute and 20 seconds that feels like 5 minutes.

It was like crossing the fields at the start of Fellowship of the Ring when Frodo leaves the Shire except Ocarina of Time came first.

>>725508548
>>725508938

>>725508938
>snoy is when nintendo game fan

Probably because i’m on the later side of my generation but I wasn’t really that impressed by the 3D transition. Think I was more blown away the first time I played pilot wings 64 than oot as I hadn’t played any Zelda before

>>725506814 (OP)
>So this made boomers explode all over their stomach

>>725506814 (OP)
Yes, it's called experiencing the evolution of gaming. It was glorious and zoomies sorely missed out.

>>725509261
For me it was playing Mario 64 for the first time. It blew my fucking mind, even though the actual characters were 2D sprites. 3D movement through a world like that was crazy after having mostly played 2D side scrollers and the like. Mario 64 also was fucking insane, as were games like Crash Bandicoot, Spyro too. Never got into Banjo but I imagine that was pretty magical at the time.

And playing GTA 3 for the first time blew my fucking mind. There just werent many sandbox games like that with that much freedom on how you want to play. I'd just restart the opening mission and never finish it, driving around like crazy and going on killing sprees. There was really nothing else like it before that.

>>725509391
Zoomies don't know 3D games existed in the 90s, they think it was the era of Atari and NES.

>>725509460
Meant to say Mario Kart 64* for the first time.

>>725508149
>Enough empty space to give you a sense of wonder at what next lies around the bend
>Not so big that it disrespects your time
Yeah, Breath of the Wild is awesome full agree.

>>725509508
Technically, the early 90s was the era of the NES, which makes the fact that Ocarina of Time also came out in that decade even more impressive.

>>725508889
and now it's 2025 and games look many magnitudes better than this relic

>>725509573
>game so big and bloated they had to pad shit out by introducing Diablo tier item and enemy scaling bullshit
Hard pass.

>>725509391
I've experienced a lot more evolution of games than just 2D series has 3D game.

>>725509665
Too bad passionate devs are few and far between and now we get soulless slop instead of an expertly crafted experience

>>725509643
You can't put the whole decade into one bucket like that, the amount of progress was so staggering that every year might as well be its own category. OoT was good but I wouldn't say it dominated on release at all.

>>725510319
It's insane how fast tech progressed back then. Zoomers will never understand with how shit doesn't really even advance after a decade.

>>725510469
The Mayans were right

>>725507232
i wish i still had my going into games machine

>>725509665
Too bad the Talus that you fight here is reused like 40 times throughout the map.

>>725510319
Pokemon red also came out in the US in 1998, objectively the best year for gaming.

>>725509665
>solved 3D Dodongos in 1998
>can't even be bothered to include them in 2017 or 2023

>>725506814 (OP)
Nah, I was more advanced. In this game, when you roll and go into first person at the right frames, it gave you a very low angle FPV, upon which I could look up at the naked fish girl from below.

>>725509665
>>725510798
the great plateau was good. the rest of the game suffered from how good it was

>>725511807
It was good because it was the only part of the game that had any semblence of the classic formula before devolving into bland open world slop. It's telling that you get 99% of your tools there and are basically done with progression the second you step foot off it.

>>725507232
She wouldn't be covering them if she was looking at child Link.

>>725510674
You can borrow mine

>>725513350
No thanks, I'd rather young malon's milk please.

Why do boomers make threads where they pretend to be zoomers?

>>725510319
fucking hell what a packed year

>>725511807
great plateau is only good as the precursor to the rest of the legendary game, lets just be honest. complaints that boil down to it not having Ocarina of Time dungeons is a worthless and superficial stance.

>>725510801
2015 was a much better year for games

>>725506814 (OP)
No, this did.

>>725515751
>complaining about the single enduring feature dating all the way back the first zelda being removed, the very thing that makes zelda zelda, is le bad

>>725515751
>lets just be honest.
You faggots haven't been honest a day in your empty lives.

>>725515850
Okay zoomer

>>725506814 (OP)
No, I'm a zoomer.
>>725508149
It's not a coincidence that every post-N64 3D Zelda struggles with scale. They made the worlds bigger and bigger, but they haven't managed to saturate them like they did when games as a whole were smaller.
Nintendo claimed they'd be trying to make smaller games in less time on the side. I hope Zelda is one of the series that gets included in this initiative.

>>725506814 (OP)
I played it for the first time a few years ago and I understood the hype. The game is simply fun like some Disney classic and executes the hero's journey like no other game. The only real flaw is that rupees are useless.

>>725509751
You experienced a decade of Fortnite, remasters, sequels and poor optimization.

oot had a great world to it. exploring each section felt fun, the loading sections were well placed, the music change was great, the NPCs were interesting, it did everything right. nothing felt padded.

>>725519250
So have you, old man, you're trapped in the current day with us whether you like it or not.

>>725519395
Sadly.

>>725506814 (OP)
Super Mario 64 blew the mind of every boomer I've spoken to about games. Mario moving his head side to side like he was actually reading the signs was apparently the height of technology and everything else has been "just more flashy" since then.

>>725519395
Nah.

>>725506814 (OP)
I was like 6 when I played this and actually got scared when the stalfos came out at night so I would race to Castle Town as fast as possible and just turn the N64 off if the sun set before I got there.

>>725513881
you have to get through talon's milk before malon's becomes available

>>725519763
That's a nice memory.

>>725506814 (OP)
>made boomers explode all over their stomach
it made them vomit? what?
i don't get it.

>>725520016
It awakened the dormant chest bursters sleeping in our bellies. Many such cases. It's annoying clean up.

I thought he was going to be the sage of shadow