Thread 725518053

Actual gameplay discussion for once and not charts and shit.

>please don't point out my shilling, guys
Sure, bud.

>>725518053 (OP)
Put this shit on switch and I will actually buy it.

>>725518053 (OP)
Someone save him

Why is short-haired Carol such a miracle of the universe, bros?

>>725518053 (OP)
The ship has sailed and people have lost interest. it's not even reaching 100 players anymore and it even dibbed under 30 players yesterday. 7 years just to fumble this hard. What actually went wrong?

>>725518418
doesn't she have a second short hairstyle or am i crazy

Still not playing it until the game is actually done.

>>725518757
Yes.

>>725518719
>he posted it again award going to same retard for the past 7 years

>>725518897
makes me wonder why we don't have a candy carol

okay big guys, if you want to add someting extra in the game that you can earn some pearls with what will it be?

>>725518053 (OP)
No one gives a single fuck about this dead game. Choco wasted his life for nothing.

I do not understand how hitstun works and I do not have a complete list of fire weapons
this angers me.

>>725518053 (OP)
why can't carol marry the blue boy

>>725518053 (OP)
From the thumbnail I saw the hair on the one on the right was a pair of balls.

>>725521970
okay

I hope my entry wins
I want to win...

>>725518053 (OP)
What gameplay, the side levels still aren't back.

Buy an ad, pedo.

>>725522124
The secret levels will be reworked. Remember that time you complained about the collision in the Crash Bandicoot levels? Or the ass kart minigames? Or when you bitches about the sacred onirist pilgrimage site that is Gum Gum Speedway? Choco remembers, fucker.

>>725522097
which one is it

>>725518053 (OP)
The game sucked balls. Refunded it after the spider lady boss fight

>>725522331
90s anime cyberpunk carol

>>725522461
oh that's sick, yeah; minds me of jill from MvC2

>>725522081
>hair cleavage

>>725521214
Either gambling or an arena section with challenges like in Ratchet & Clank.

>>725522352
>it after the spider lady boss fight
Nigga you missed about 92% of the game's kino.

For those new to these threads, the developer Chocololi made a knockoff of Serious Sam 2 that he’s been shilling here daily for 6 years. The posts with third-world English, stale ifunny memes, and passive-aggressive replies to every critical post are all him. He thinks that he is at war with 4chan, but also thinks that every hater of his shill campaign is all the same guy out to destroy him. He released his game 3 months late and it was completely broken, causing the game’s review score to tank and the player base cratered. Now he schizopost here instead of bug fixing because he’s lazy and French.

>>725522610
thankfully a giant beret and shoulder pads were basically 80% of japanese 90s design, and everyone loves giant pauldrons and berets

>>725523248
inferno valley fucking sucks

For those new to these threads, Onirism is a third-person shooter/action platformer in the vein of every PS2 game

>>725523248
>play it past the point where you can refund it, goy
sorry shill-kun but you should really put some good content at the start of the game if you don't want people to refund your unfinished game.

>>725523317
Gotta admit it's the lowest point and only tolerated because Hellene exists. Agni's fight is against the game's whole design: all that movement tech and to win, you have to dismiss all of it to dodge without sliding into lava.
Thankfully you get the meadows right after that.

>>725523531
To be perfectly fair Agni quite literally predates nearly all the movement tech. This is the kind of shit that happens when a game evolves TOO much without the resources to keep things consistent.

>>725523171
great idea. have it so that the big gambling area after the frorc and shark gang fight. a luigi like dealer npc allows you play gambling minigames for pearls, turn the frorc arena into a Agorian Battleplex like place and turn it into a crashed corpo fleet turned into a arena. with unique frorc bosses. also have enemies drop special traiding cards that you can collect and sell doubles and rare ones at the tough corner, also at the tough corner if spent enough pearls, benzi allows you to enter his secret mancave where play battles with those card against other monsters, play ticket games to buy prices with tickets, while slime girl maids serve drinks around the place, also i'm the same poster 725521214

Why does everyone who plays this game treat Chocololi like he’s a toddler? They eat up whatever retarded excuse he makes for his own incompetence, and they all talk in ESL. Very telling!

oi big guy! what are you staring at!

>he's now posting random inconsequential shit from the discord again
Yep, that's how you know this will be a good thread.

>>725525116
>being mocked relentlessly means that I won because you got temporarily banned!
>no don’t look at my 500+ deleted threads, those don’t count!

...

>>725525116
Just keep ignoring it, they look like schizos when you do.

Lewd Onirism drawing ideas pls. Not porn, just spicy. Something involving Renata, since she got sadly ditched after her last game failed.
With more frequent threads, I feel motivated.

>>725528625
This one doesn't involve Renata sadly, but I'm just gonna throw this out here, since drawthreads are an absolute bust due to spammers.

Blueberry in cover of Boku no Pico.
Should work well, since we already got Slimey Beach 2 in Tough Corner, parodying Sexy Beach 2.

>>725528625
>>725528847
clearly a way to settle this is renata pegging blueberry

>>725518053 (OP)
>and not charts and shit
But that's missing half the point of Onirism threads. The cunnyposters and the chartposters will keep these threads alive for years and years.
>>725518719
Thank you for your service

>>725528625
Renata becoming BB new mother.

>>725518719
>why are the numbers on a SP game lower now than it launched?
Who could fathom a reason? Get the greatest minds on this utterly baffling occurance. Certainly they aren't reaching corpopolis and asking where the rest of the game is.

>>725528847
Carol and Renata wrestling like Billy Herrington and Danny Lee in Lords of the Lockeroom.

i want carol to wear this.

>>725532636
Oh be quiet you. Choco indulged us already with crossdressing Blueberry and even had Prunelle do the weeeaboo nosebleed upon seeing him in the dress.

>>725528625
what i like about renata's games even though i'm not sure thats intentional. is that it doesn't give you any extra power ups. just skill memory shooting at walls so far away to skip 25% or 50% of the stage to reach the fastest time.

>>725532992
Looks more like something Hellene, Prunelle or Cherryl would (and should) wear. I know the belt is the main draw what's the point of an outfit showing underboob if there is, in fact, no boob?

>>725534208
It works for The Martyr

>>725528625
Carol lifting up Renata's skirt while so pulling her spats down.

>>725534176
Congrats to Nobeta on her win over Ranni

>>725534271
Yes, but that's because she has small boobs, it wouldn't as well if she was completely flat.

>>725534358
I'm unsure about, I feel like it would work as a contrast. A "gap moe" situation, if you will.

what are some outfit ideas for blueberry?

>>725535131
Tau armor from 40k.
What, you expected all of them to be lewd ideas?

>>725535131
a pressure cooker
i dont know how it would work nor do I care. melt him

>>725535256
no outfits like on travis or henry or devil may cry dante or vergil

>>725535450
>>725535131
Overly stylish rivals?
Rufus Shinra.

also got any judy and meng outfit ideas? they where playable once in the tales maps i want a judy outfil like pic related.

>>725535995
Judy?

>>725536041
her

>>725536085
That's Julie, you faker.

>>725536128
(fixed) sorry forgot her name. thats the closest i know her name

are these the hardest hitting enemy in the game? just getting shot by them takes 40 health of me. (wide awake mode)

what will happen if the roles where reversed. carol fighting mental and sam against the corporation and the nightmare.

>>725537584
Nothing would change.

>>725518053 (OP)
What the hell is this game about

>>725538426
Angry child goes to fight everything in another world over a stolen bunny plushie. Shooter/platformer hybrid with lots of guns and a long campaign. Very buggy but fun.

>>725518053 (OP)
cute

onionism

>>725518053 (OP)
astroturf thread

>>725541996
Isn't that the PS5 game with the robot? This one's called Onirism

Luv' Carol, simple as

post more of the blue boy. he's the only thing of note in this game.

>>725545827
here you go

>>725546118
Damn brat

>>725546157
Full pic ?

>>725518053 (OP)
Ded game
Dan won

>>725546786
https://litter.catbox.moe/brkxp8huzz1re9nx.png Are all french girls like this ?

>>725546916
Carol will rise like a phoenix over /v/. 2 more weeks. Trust the plan.

>>725547392
And Dan will soar ever higher, he is unstoppable

>>725547392
Patch soon, onifriend

oi ya big lug

>>725538426
10 year old rape bastard rapes and murders the locals in search for her stolen toy

queenrism

>>725545827
what about his parents

foreheadrism

>>725548495
big ara ara vibes from queenie

>>725538426
Carol was woken up by a purple brat who stole her bunbun so now she cant sleep. Carol is going to shoot anything and everything along with some platformin to get her bun back, It plays like R+C. Its fun.

>>725549197
choco actually confirmed to me queenie and blueberry have fucked

>>725549197
here's another portrait of her with those two. also i'm going dump all screenshots of those portraits now

royal gummy family

>>725549619
Left is used to getting groped.
Right is new to getting groped.

>>725549775
>Why is it blue?
She looks so bored of blubs already.

>>725547110
>tfw Carol will never do that to you

Pathetic. The dev shills here for YEARS and can't manage to break triple digit player counts. Nobody is playing this game. Imagine if OP worked a minimum wage job instead of shilling on /v/ for years, he'd actually be able to afford proper advertising.

here's her with julie and blubby baby. also notice someting?

then there's the king himself in his younger years

these threads are still being spammed and samefagged? goddamn lol

last one

post blueberry goods, I need new pieces for my collection

>noone talking about the game, just obsessively cooming over kids
THIS WILL SELL OUR GAME

>>725550765
it's truly bizarre
every thread is the dev and a few discord faggots samefagging about wanting to fuck little girls
do you think he ever pauses to reflect on this and consider that maybe this is a poor advertising strategy?

>>725550258
>notice aomething?
Unsure.

game looks like shit

>>725551105
hint: it's the glasses

>>725550997
I'm just surprised the mods let this go on for years.

>>725551216
I think I got it, that's wild.

>>725551162
>game looks like shit

Game looks charming.

>>725551261
same
I do report the threads for advertising whenever I see them and sometimes they go down

See? I told you ignoring them makes them pissy and look crazy.

See? I told you ignoring them makes them pissy and look crazy.

>pissy
!!!

Stop mindlessly bumping the thread and talk about the game retards

>retards
!!!

Whats your go to weapon(s) for dealing with annoying enemies? Mines the nade launcher cuz it just works on everything. After I got that there was just no need to care about the big guys. Most of the firework weapons just feel too gimmicky to replace it.

>>725551990
Are you ready for the /v/ TDM rooms? Got your practice in yet?

>>725551407
not in the slightest, looks like a lazily made unity game with stock assets, they are even too lazy to make any original artwork for the game, putting screenshots in a picture frame is embarrassing, as seen here, looks like a fucked up game for idiots

>>725550458

>>725552105
It's cute that you're attempting to make it look like anyone actually cares about the gameplay.

>>725552105
Frisbee Cannon is always good.

Has it been fixed yet?
It sounds like it launched a little half baked, I'm waiting for it to be playable first.

>people point out it's just samefag pedophiles gooning over kids
>UHHH UHHHH HOW ABOUT THE NEW MULTIPLAYER, MY FAVORITE GUN IS...WE ARENT PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU
embarrassing

>>725552237
wrong. those are just screenshots from the portraits cropped down. i took them myself simply for discussion.

>>725552643
>Has it been fixed yet?
>It sounds like it launched a little half baked, I'm waiting for it to be playable first.

No. The engoodening has only started and isn't complete yet.

>>725552317
It must be very difficult being so autistic you must respond to every post that isnt your own. Get help.

>>725552643
The ending to the last ish level isnt there because they were fixing the game. You can play up to there nearly without issue, some seem to be getting a bug with he stealth section but theres a site that fixes it. Mansions got frame rate related issues with enemies, capping fixes it.

>>725552549
I tried that and the big number is nice but it seems mostly single target, I was expecting some kind of consistency in the bounces to other enemies but I can barely get 1 extra kill if I hit a group.

>>725552643
Should be getting a patch soon to fix most things

>>725553045
very organic posts sir I just boughted 3 copies

>>725552105
It might be inefficient but I like the Jackhammer for annoying shit, it can sunblock pretty much anything you need to lock down.
If its hordes of bionicles I'll use the Sledgehammer instead since it's the same thing in shotgun form

>>725552105
I haven't gotten far enough in for the better guns but I enjoy the water shotty. I just like most of the shotguns in the early game really. I mainly put time in the tales maps and I'm not particular about what I use there.

>>725553671
I'm guessing you're talking about the Olympus, but its insane the mileage you can get out of it and the Rustic Boomstick

Carol keeps winning.

>>725553251
to me the big boomstick is the most flexible in any situation.

>>725553839
I'd use the big boomstick more but I'm autistic and carry two of each weapon type and only have one flexible foam slot since I never unequip the Star Hawk

>>725553823
>Olympus
Yup, that's the one. Really enjoy it. I thought that was the name but then I tricked myself by thinking it couldn't have been that close to an actual gun name.

alright big guys since we are talking about guns, show us your load! i us soap water weapons for close range, foam also close range but the twin schaumpistole 9 for both close and morderate range as a quick switch, energy for long range i use the snake staff to instanty kill weak enemies while running forward. and rockets, the hornet for the big bullies and cherryl's staff for hard to hit enemies very effective against harpies. the rocket turret for crowd control, and the jetpack for platforming and escape. so whats yours?

>>725535259
who is the tentacle waifu?

>>725555621
Cute

>thread was coomer pedo gooning
>Now it's failed engagement baiting with open ended questions noone is answering
Complete Dan Victory

>>725556383
Theyre from the nightmare I think, the invisible fuckers.

>>725555621
Sentry to fight for me. Nuke because of bugged corpo fight. Ususally its the Jetpack.
Raptor for range, Waffle for groups, Widow for DOT, Blade for waves, Reds for Big Guys, Dream for DOT + homing, SG2 because its fuckin cool. Also stuns.

>>725556383
an enemy from the spooky tales maps (only now seen in the castlevania tales map) there are multiple statues for them throughout the game.

>>725555621
I'd post mine but I haven't really sat down to play since 1.0 was so rocky.

Patch status?

>>725557685
Choco said the game is now stable so he can finally work on restoring the deleted stuff. Trust le plan.

>>725557804
i hope the last stage is based on the Armacham Technology Corporation Headquarters from fear.

>>725557804
>Choco said the game is now stable
But they still have the fucking aiming glitch in Synistrus' manor!

>>725558264
Sadly tis not.

Actually quick artfag, make an Alma costume for Carol.

>>725558318
Cap your frame rate to 60.

>>725557685
open

>>725558474
>Cap your frame rate to 60
I know about the bypass, but this remains an issue.

>>725558503
Yummy

>>725558621
Well now that they know a part of whats causing it the fix should be closer to completion.

what is your idea for a unique tales map?

>>725559785
Zombies.

>>725559785
Skeletons.

>>725559785
Toys R Us

Oppai Early 2000s sk8r Carol with Bigguns.

Remember when Blubby used to be manly?

>>725560858
That was never the case.

capping fps also helps movement. anything over 90 fps and carol won't be able to do the high jump during a slide if you have double jump unlocked.

>>725559785
Payday.

>>725562018
>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I NEEED A HELLO KITTY BANDAID

>>725559785
Less a tales map and an alternate what-if campaign for blueberry as a ng+ that runs parallel to carol's like re2 demakes claire mode

>>725559785
(self reply post) here are my ideas. how about ape escape one, where you catch little goblin carols in different locations as fast as possible. or a la mulana dungeon treasure raid map featuring meng, or a EDF alien invasion farm map, where you protect and manage a farm with a secret army base against aliens, harvest crops. milk the cows buy fields, deploy large turrets, mount the cows with lasers, the only way to get pearls is to put your resources into to delivery box and wait and survive for a truck to arrive to get your pearls. sounds good?

>>725555621
the violet thing is her top, it's not even covering her nipples, the camera strap is

>>725562131
I hope that one armored transport thing Choco showed is added in an update.

>>725559785
bonfire night at my local pub

The game's ending
Online
Bugfixes
Accessories
cheevos
Meng content

It's all coming in time.
Have faith.

This game better optimized, yet?

>>725562794
My faith is weakening...

>>725562936
Yes, but there's still room for improvement

>>725562950
thou must have faith

What's your fav chapter bros?

>>725564939
The one where I can finally unload.

did anyone start playing after the last patch? curious what the experience is like now. i hit a lot of fucking glitches when i played at release..

There's an empty slot in the difficulty selection do I need to complete the game to make it harder?

>>725565861
You need to install the mod to unlock Violent Semen Inferno mode

>>725564939
Rottenlake. The whole thing, really. The one thing missing would be a functional casino and it's a 10/10. Second place would be the Borealis Sea (for the Glalhalla battle and the factory fight), Rusty Canyon (the Daisy Town and train section), the Meadows (for the gauntlet) and the Glacier (for the mech section).
Many levels have a set piece that makes them worthwhile, so the worst levels would be those who feel "irrelevant". Inferno Valley just has one arena and the worst boss of the game, so for me it has to be the lowest point.

>>725565523
Definitely less broken, but it remains incomplete. We still need a patch for some other things, but at least it's not a bug fest anymore.

>>725565861
No thats just not implemented or its just an empty space

>>725567194
A "nightmare" difficulty was hinted in the early access versions. Possibly an unlockable difficulty.

>8 years of wasted sloppy amateur hour dev time and constant shilling for 50 active players and a game thats already forgotten a week after release

damn thats gotta hurt, someone check this niggas pulse

>>725568109
I always celebrate when I see an early access game flop. I celebrate this one even more because of all the obnoxious discord shills

>>725560858
Nope, he was always a bottom.

>>725568705
No, James.

>>725568624
The sounds the sawed-off boomstick makes are just fantastic.

riderism

>>725569052
Yea it's really great. A lot of the guns sounds good, it's nice.

>crates from supply gadget get stuck in the air in an open area
This shit is getting annoying, why can't it be some magic gadget or something so the crates get teleported wherever Carol is standing so you can also use it indoors.

is the customizer mod broken?
I tried to get it to work, but it either doesn't function or the game refuses to load properly.

>>725570368
yeah it's busted
wait for an update; no guarantee it'll play nice with the other mod for awhile

>>725535995
Meng wearing the dangerous beast outfit

>>725559785
A farm on a small rural down that's being seiged by the Corpos and their new soda branch so you have to fend them off, Carol's outfit would be a purple dress with a green bow.

>>725569471
yjk

>>725566160
Good choices anon. I'm starting chapter 6 myself on my replay. Hyped for rottenlake now.

>>725571854
I think those are mares

>goofy incoherent engagement farming thread
Y'all niggas really got buck broken by Dan

I'm currently at the cursed forest and it has by far the best combat music, but also the worst case of aimbots

>>725574429
Choco giveth and choco taketh away...

>you can no longer umbrella glide while on the scooter
Movement techbros... it's so over...

>>725574719
>He updated
Ngmi

online when?

>>725574719
>no shirt

What if someone just... slightly moved the blanket?

>>725576314
you'd overreact and I wouldn't mind

>>725576149
After the story is done so like 2 weeks.

costume contest ends effectively tomorrow.

Possibly the final entry just dropped.

>>725577025
>still haven't thrown together a serious sam costume using the bombs the dolls carry for the shirt logo
>suck at drawing anyways so it would probably get chucked
I implore a draw anon to submit it in my stead

>>725578543
just use ai but dont mention its AI like the post you replied to

>>725577649
I'm getting some Blasphemous vibes from this one, now I want to see a Pentient One costume for Carol with the pointy helmet.

>>725580816
envious?

>>725577649
Onibros are eating good with all this peak art

coco cutting his losses and making a game about turning blueberrys bussy out when

>>725581310
>original bunnymancer had sandals
>ingame model is barefoot

>>725582887
Is this a case of "the lady doth protest too much"?

>>725582887
Unity patch broke the sandals model bro just don't worry about it just a coincidence

>>725583285
>>725583251
Focking feet mind

Did they add an ending to the game yet?

>>725569471
stop posting that one please, the top is too close to her skin color so i keep thinking she is nude. thanks.

>>725581038
why would I?

>>725583683
>Did they add an ending to the game yet?

nope lol

>>725584696
Are you the anon that makes those anubia pics? If so, hero.

>>725583810
you weird me out man. reporter carol is my favorite outfit.

this whole thread is just a bot talking to itself from a pool of set pictures inbetween. Some of these bots breathe and eat but they're still bots.
Gameplay? Blocked by a sign at the end.

>>725574719
>fix "bugs"
>don't fix things people actually hate such as game breaking bugs and content that is missing that used to exist
this is a bad dev sign

>>725585109
I thought forever that this was just some game with a /v/ cult following because it has a loli. Then I actually checked the thread during release and found out it's a tiny group of dedicated discord diehards or a bot or something. Now I check in every once in a while, shit's fascinating.

>>725585229
Choco does actual work, the intern he keeps chained in the corner fixes the other boring stuff

>>725584879
No, that's RenderAnon. I just saved (most of his works).

I just do regular Anubia doodles.

>>725584892
Does the camera flop around like her hair?

>>725583810
heh
n.uguu.se/zDCUEeBl.png

>>725585604
unfortunately the camera is stationary.

>>725583376
Choco forced alexxa to voice this at gunpoint.

>>725585876
1.2 will fix that
cute pic

>>725585740
how dare you..

>>725585740
what's this? a meaty transparent leotard?

it's about to get serious now sam!

>>725518719
why are you still obsessing over the game then

is this game actually finished yet?

will carol survive!? find out now! https://files.catbox.moe/v39b05.mp4

>>725587779
anons have been finishing for weeks!

>>725587779
>is this game actually finished yet?

no

>>725587894
Carol tanked that

>>725589206
yes but also no. this one reptiloid doesn't take any health off you. i thought i was invincible? i had run headfirst into a cow to check, i flew and took a lot of damage,

>>725518053 (OP)
Onirism more like Onanism.

>>725586375
Why is bookworm Carol so powerful?

think of yourself be shellfish! also i will take shots of the nightmare dimention there, if any case choco removes it. as a reminder it exist.

>>725590853
cause she's a NEEERRRD

>>725590853
she works out (at the library)

another entry just hit the contest

>>725591623
I want librarian anubia to step on my face

When’s switch? I will buy then

chaotic but very calming.

I should look up that guide for upgrades, I barely even have any and these later levels are getting harder and more ammo consuming,

>>725592162
Based

took me a good time but finally got a good shot from the buildings and azathoth? from above.

let me know when it's not so much a buggy mess.

>t. too tired to pay to be a beta tester

i climbed on top of the tower using the area's low gravity and jetpack. i need to quickly get down there or else i will die