Thread 725533101

>>725533101 (OP)
code?

>>725533101 (OP)
Is he really big or are they really small

>>725533209
he's a big guy

>>725533101 (OP)
I want him to fuck me if you know what I mean

>>725533267
What do you mean by that lad?

>>725533239
UU
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>>725533101 (OP)
They probably had to clean the floor after this, she was drenched

>>725533101 (OP)
the bitch with the rabbit teeth could suck his dick standing up

>>725533209
Most likely they are small.

How do you even recover from getting mogged this hard?

>>725533348
he's only 6'1''. they're just filipino

>>725533101 (OP)
Said no man with a inch of testosterone in is blood..

>>725533365
Fucking a pinoy tranny grants you top masculinity

>>725533385
He's most probably over 2,2 meters tall, I'm 6 feet and I'm not almost touching the ceiling in houses, so 3 centimeters more won't make him that big.
Plus, they're also really small.

>>725533575
GIWTWM

>Walk into McDonald's
>Realize you accidentally went into McDo again

>>725533101 (OP)
shit dude I'm not gay but if he wanted to fucki me, I couldn't do anything about it

>>725533209
This was my experience as a Dutch dude visiting the Philippines. Couldn't believe how short these people were.

There was a girl in a mall and I asked her where her mother was only for her to reveal she was in college. I genuinely thought she was 4. She was the shortest person I've ever seen in my life. I mean she could walk between my legs fully standing.

>>725533785
you're gay

>>725533787
>Dutch
ok little man

>>725533524
Have you visited Asia? They build their shit smaller because most of them are smaller

>>725533209
Both.

>>725533385
>Filipino.
The fact that OP got it so right as to mention chicken McDo instead of thinking this is McDonald's in Japan or whatever makes me think maybe he has been to the Philippines.

It's the details that make all the difference in a good shitpost.

bros i wanna order fastfood but its 6am i should be making breakfast. what do?

>>725533974
>what do?
You should chicken mcdo bro.

>>725533903
Reminds me of that greentext where anon visits the Philippines and orders like 30 burgers from Jollibee

>>725533974
Make fastfood, you can order breakfast at home

>>725533903
nigger chicken mcdo is literally in the pic's menu

>>725533209
Part of it is likely also a matter of perspective with the guy being closer to the camera. Look at how big the smartphone in his pocket looks compared to the cashiers or stuff on the counter.

>>725533101 (OP)
>I'm not gonna survive this, am I?

>>725534309
Maybe he just has a big phone since he's a big dude

>>725533575
even the shopping cart is comically small

>>725533101 (OP)
Which half?

>>725533903
>>725533385

>>725533575
>>725534398
This has to be shooped there's no way

>>725534435
>Which half?
The Doo

>>725533101 (OP)
>>725533787
I can't tell if being a tall woman in Asian countries is a curse or blessing.

>>725533903
What does malaki mean?

>>725534565
These things

>>725534309
>much
notice how the hem of his pants easily reaches over the counter. like his dick is easily on the level of her cleavage.
Think about it, if she wanted to perform oral, she would be better off standing than kneeling

>>725534442
If moving to another country means you're pressured to not dig in your ass with your fingers after you shit maybe your culture should die.

>>725533101 (OP)
>>725533365
The ONLY way as an Asian male to restore any shred of your masculinity in that situation is to channel your inner Samurai warrior and behead the overly grown white devil ogre on the spot with your katana. Anything else is cuckoldry and will lead to white men COLONIZING your women. This is why Japs are the "alphas" of the Asian race because at least they tried while all the other Asians gladly got fucked up the ass and colonized.

>>725534442
What are they measuring in there?