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Anonymous No.725533101 [Report] >>725533182 >>725533209 >>725533267 >>725533329 >>725533343 >>725533401 >>725533785 >>725534357 >>725534435 >>725534546 >>725534728
>good 10 am on the afternoon I'll have 2 copies of outer worlds 2 for my Nintendo switch and a half chicken mcdoo
Anonymous No.725533182 [Report]
>>725533101 (OP)
code?
Anonymous No.725533209 [Report] >>725533239 >>725533348 >>725533787 >>725533903 >>725534309
>>725533101 (OP)
Is he really big or are they really small
Anonymous No.725533239 [Report] >>725533287
>>725533209
he's a big guy
Anonymous No.725533267 [Report] >>725533286
>>725533101 (OP)
I want him to fuck me if you know what I mean
Anonymous No.725533286 [Report]
>>725533267
What do you mean by that lad?
Anonymous No.725533287 [Report]
>>725533239
UU
UU
Anonymous No.725533329 [Report]
>>725533101 (OP)
They probably had to clean the floor after this, she was drenched
Anonymous No.725533343 [Report]
>>725533101 (OP)
the bitch with the rabbit teeth could suck his dick standing up
Anonymous No.725533348 [Report] >>725533385
>>725533209
Most likely they are small.
Anonymous No.725533365 [Report] >>725533523 >>725534728
How do you even recover from getting mogged this hard?
Anonymous No.725533385 [Report] >>725533524 >>725533903 >>725534442
>>725533348
he's only 6'1''. they're just filipino
Anonymous No.725533401 [Report]
>>725533101 (OP)
Said no man with a inch of testosterone in is blood..
Anonymous No.725533523 [Report]
>>725533365
Fucking a pinoy tranny grants you top masculinity
Anonymous No.725533524 [Report] >>725533880
>>725533385
He's most probably over 2,2 meters tall, I'm 6 feet and I'm not almost touching the ceiling in houses, so 3 centimeters more won't make him that big.
Plus, they're also really small.
Anonymous No.725533575 [Report] >>725533650 >>725534398 >>725534464
>Konichiwa bro, I'll have a physical copy of Pokémon™ Legends: Z-A Nintendo Switch™ 2 Edition + Pokémon™ Legends: Z-A - Mega Dimension DLC Nintendo Switch™ 2 Edition. Tip? No thanks.
Anonymous No.725533650 [Report]
>>725533575
GIWTWM
Anonymous No.725533702 [Report]
>Walk into McDonald's
>Realize you accidentally went into McDo again
Anonymous No.725533785 [Report] >>725533816
>>725533101 (OP)
shit dude I'm not gay but if he wanted to fucki me, I couldn't do anything about it
Anonymous No.725533787 [Report] >>725533861 >>725534546
>>725533209
This was my experience as a Dutch dude visiting the Philippines. Couldn't believe how short these people were.

There was a girl in a mall and I asked her where her mother was only for her to reveal she was in college. I genuinely thought she was 4. She was the shortest person I've ever seen in my life. I mean she could walk between my legs fully standing.
Anonymous No.725533816 [Report]
>>725533785
you're gay
Anonymous No.725533861 [Report]
>>725533787
>Dutch
ok little man
Anonymous No.725533880 [Report]
>>725533524
Have you visited Asia? They build their shit smaller because most of them are smaller
Anonymous No.725533903 [Report] >>725534009 >>725534127 >>725534442 >>725534565
>>725533209
Both.

>>725533385
>Filipino.
The fact that OP got it so right as to mention chicken McDo instead of thinking this is McDonald's in Japan or whatever makes me think maybe he has been to the Philippines.

It's the details that make all the difference in a good shitpost.
Anonymous No.725533974 [Report] >>725534006 >>725534059
bros i wanna order fastfood but its 6am i should be making breakfast. what do?
Anonymous No.725534006 [Report]
>>725533974
>what do?
You should chicken mcdo bro.
Anonymous No.725534009 [Report]
>>725533903
Reminds me of that greentext where anon visits the Philippines and orders like 30 burgers from Jollibee
Anonymous No.725534059 [Report]
>>725533974
Make fastfood, you can order breakfast at home
Anonymous No.725534127 [Report]
>>725533903
nigger chicken mcdo is literally in the pic's menu
Anonymous No.725534309 [Report] >>725534378 >>725534617
>>725533209
Part of it is likely also a matter of perspective with the guy being closer to the camera. Look at how big the smartphone in his pocket looks compared to the cashiers or stuff on the counter.
Anonymous No.725534357 [Report]
>>725533101 (OP)
>I'm not gonna survive this, am I?
Anonymous No.725534378 [Report]
>>725534309
Maybe he just has a big phone since he's a big dude
Anonymous No.725534398 [Report] >>725534464
>>725533575
even the shopping cart is comically small
Anonymous No.725534435 [Report] >>725534519
>>725533101 (OP)
Which half?
Anonymous No.725534442 [Report] >>725534497 >>725534683 >>725534764
>>725533903
>>725533385
Anonymous No.725534464 [Report]
>>725533575
>>725534398
This has to be shooped there's no way
Anonymous No.725534497 [Report]
>>725534442
Anonymous No.725534519 [Report]
>>725534435
>Which half?
The Doo
Anonymous No.725534546 [Report]
>>725533101 (OP)
>>725533787
I can't tell if being a tall woman in Asian countries is a curse or blessing.
Anonymous No.725534565 [Report] >>725534609
>>725533903
What does malaki mean?
Anonymous No.725534609 [Report]
>>725534565
These things
Anonymous No.725534617 [Report]
>>725534309
>much
notice how the hem of his pants easily reaches over the counter. like his dick is easily on the level of her cleavage.
Think about it, if she wanted to perform oral, she would be better off standing than kneeling
Anonymous No.725534683 [Report]
>>725534442
If moving to another country means you're pressured to not dig in your ass with your fingers after you shit maybe your culture should die.
Anonymous No.725534728 [Report]
>>725533101 (OP)
>>725533365
The ONLY way as an Asian male to restore any shred of your masculinity in that situation is to channel your inner Samurai warrior and behead the overly grown white devil ogre on the spot with your katana. Anything else is cuckoldry and will lead to white men COLONIZING your women. This is why Japs are the "alphas" of the Asian race because at least they tried while all the other Asians gladly got fucked up the ass and colonized.
Anonymous No.725534764 [Report]
>>725534442
What are they measuring in there?