Thread 725534963

Final day before tropics rotates back in, did you enjoy roots? Did you get all the badges?

>>725534963 (OP)
How the fuck do I bounce 40 meters off of a mushroom
I can jump 100 meters down onto a mushroom and only bounce 10 meters at most

>>725535065
Ragdoll

>>725534963 (OP)
>final day
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ROBBY NAO

also the gayest part about these captchas is having to do it at least 3 times because some retard thought forcing redos even when the answer is right to fool the bots was a smart idea.

fuck

>>725535594
Those can be gotten on tropics as well

>>725535657
thank god, I really don't like roots

>eat a random shroom and start floating
>effect wears off midair
>instantly eat shit at mach speed and take 100 injury damage despite only having fallen a few inches, literally the height of a normal jump
swedish coding

How does one make scouts work as a team instead of climbing really slow and dying of hunger? I'm half a mind to ditch these griggers and climb solo

Why are blue players always the fucking worst?

>>725536493
elaborate, what kinds of experiences have you had with them?
for me, yellows are the worst

>>725536484
make it so helping hand restores some stamina instantly
oh you meant as is? ha.

>>725536493
fuck you that's why you oranger trash

>>725535102
Thanks

>use energy drink
>run in the direction of the wind

>Instantly stop the stamina drain for the climber when someone pulls them up.
Y/N?

>>725537293
gonna be honest, yeah. give it like a second of buffer so evil ledges don't just instantly devour your entire stamina bar before you realise and make you instantly fall to your death

>>725536484
>work as a team instead of climbing slowly
You get everyone to pick up items and to sound out what to use or to encourage taking the initiative and accepting wrong decisions will be made that kill the run
>but in /v/ lobbies
Oh, so, you solo climb for the most part to steal every climbing item from luggages, especially ropes, and you create an obvious path up that even ERPers on 90% hunger can follow
>but I want to work as a team
This game doesn't really support that if you want to go fast

>>725537293
it'd be a nice way to plaster over the stamina drain bug and I can't see how it'd ruin the balance
Someone still has to climb up there and it wouldn't make last gasp lunging any better or worse

Send me your nuttiest scouts

>>725537564
this one is utterly nutty

>>725536493
Leave my bliggas alone

Today's kiln is fucking loathsome.

>>725537918
Why do you gays have extra FOV on when climbing?

>>725538012
It's a game setting.

>>725538082
Yeah but he was asking why you had it on

>play first game with /v/ yesterday
>solo climb today and win with bing bong
is this game actually just easy or what

>>725538129
Why not? Seems useful.

>>725538129
More FOV means more information

>>725538129
Because it's on by default and it doesn't bother me
I wish it was more useful because I do try to "scout" by grabbing a wall to look around but it's not as useful as remembering the puzzle pieces/mapgen through experience

>>725538132
I think the game is more difficult with other people because of resource sharing, communication and betrayal. So who is stronger? The guy who climbs to the top solo with access to all discoverable supplies, or the guy that manages supplies, helps his friends, and makes sure everyone makes it to the peak?

>>725537918
When doing big jumps like this, try to never aim at the border between the ground and the wall.
I think you sticked to the short wall for a split second, and it removed your jump fall damage protection.

>>725538378
yeah that was my thoughts, having an abundance of items and food made that shit a breeze, i had a risky fall in the final climb similar to the webm above but i managed to land in a safe place with minimal injuries, got a bandage in those suitcases and carried on. with 9 other people i'd have died 100%

>100 minutes since thread began
>no lobbies posted
it's over

>>725538764
I've hit 300 hours and I'm a little burnt out to host lobbies I'm afraid

>>725538834
i understand anon, i have double the amount of hours and to be quite honest i'm tired of the game but i really like hanging out with you guys

>>725538764
I cleaned my install because I expected the update to break mods and haven't been bothered to drag&drop the files yet
Also crashing out over unrelated e-drama which ironically I could ignore if I hosted a climb

>>725538937
I’m gonna host once at least today when I get off work and there’ll be another lobby Friday for sure

>>725536493
Hardly, their personalities are very varied compared to other colors and are usually skilled

>>725539001
i would put >>725536860 in lawful evil, he's basically blue hitler and would gas all oranges if given the opportunity

>>725539001
>squink's skill is enough to offset the rest eating it hard

>>725538764
i could host later in an hour or two, finishing my shift

>>725539001
these players are all good when they're not either fooling around (bottom right), sacrificing themselves (top left) or being actively targeted (middle left)

God, finally.

>>725539407
HEHEHEHEHEH
WEHEHEHEH
YOU ATE A WIENER
EH HEHEHEHEH

>>725538462
Try to play with only a handful of people, preferable close friends. It's more manageable that way.

>>725539407
Do you not need someone else helping you to swallow weiners to eat them all in time?
>>725539743
3 players minimum
both 2 and 1 player means any mistake ends the run

>>725539843
>Do you not need someone else helping you to swallow weiners to eat them all in time?

look at the screenshot again, just me there

>>725540002
you like eating sausages, don't you?

>>725540182
Good kittens eat their sausage owo

I think I forgot to share this solo clutch
https://streamable.com/drs8ec
who dares wins

>>725540634
Nice. Though, I think you could have reached the white luggage on your left first. Might have led to a better path.

i wanna peak but i've been playing various EDFs and mushroom mmo

do you think a janny plays in our lobbies?

>>725541123
yes, most likely. We easily have 100 unique players from /v/

>>725541123
if the jannie comes from /v/, he can't play because /v/ doesn't play games

>>725541123
Why does it matter if they are a janny or not?

>>725542065
ok janny

Do you think that some Roots mechanics will be added to Tropics? Because honestly, all of these could fit in there. It might help Tropics not feel so shit in comparison too if something like the Shroomberries get added to it.

>>725542371
Tropics could use a few critters, and maybe Carnivorous plants, perhaps?

>>725542371
Tropics already has both kingberries and clusterberries.
Rain should be nerfed just to reduce visibility for a bit instead of the slippery mechanic that just serves to pause the game for ten seconds every minute or so.
Spiky vines should also be nerfed to let you actually grab them and inflict poison slowly, like an ice patch in Alpine or a hot rock in the Kiln. Would open up more paths and make getting any luggage on them/clusterberries in general more of an option. Right now they're just obstacles that provide more geometry for unreachable luggage to get stuck on.

>>725542986
>clusterberries
Man, would be cool if they were more common because god damn in 100hrs+ I've seen like less than 3 Black Clusterberries and maybe 7 Red ones

Are berry and mushroom effects randomized, or are they always the same? I think it would be cool if you could only know through trial and error.

>>725542986
I guess you have a point, but both of those are just plain old fruit that have nothing to them.
>Rain
Agreed
>Spiky vines
Double agree. Maybe a single vine could have sections that are spiky and sections that are bare so you can try to get past certain parts or use tools to bridge the gap. Or the spikes could have their own collision and be larger but more spaced out, so you actually have to climb around the vine to avoid them

>>725543542
Shroomberries are randomized per day

lobbers?

>>725543542
Base stats (cures hunger, 5 spores) are always the same.
Additional effect is pseudo-randomized between seeds. It's the same if you play the same seed multiple times.

if i host a lobby right now it will be of the banana variety if anyone is interested

>>725544251
I'm up for a lobber

>>725537527
>That skele with a helmet
That's just funny to me.

morning banana time
>mod needed https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/Slime_Silly/SuperBanana/
max 20 players, 2x loot, ascent up to lobby
roots is unaffected by the luggage mod right now
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242007578246/76561198081832706

>>725542371
>Do you think that some Roots mechanics will be added to Tropics?
No? Why would any game developer do that?
>It might help Tropics not feel so shit in comparison
I think every stage now feels shit in comparison... but that all the new features are frustrating and I miss jungle

>>725542986
>like an ice patch in Alpine or a hot rock in the Kiln.
I'd prefer something to coat the brambles, like you have a bunch of shelf funguses in your backpack, but a different item that
1) magnetises to smooth and barbed brambles, so you don't waste your throw
2) isn't a shelf fungus because you're just going to use them all to climb up the normal way
but I dunno how you'd telegraph that the item is specifically for the thick vines
... vine velcro? Stops you from slipping? Makes all thick vines not deadly? Nah they'd have to really rejig core game mechanics to make walking vary like that and we know how spaget code hates that

>>725543658
>>725538764
see
>>725544731

>>725544731
kek funny picture

>Cute cartoony co-op game
>....
>toxic elitist /v/ type retards all over
MH, Peak, Webfishing..

Any good co-op games like PEAK that are on this?

https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45750054-Adult-Games-Showcase/sale/adultgamesshowcase

>>725544731
12/20

>>725545367
what's MH?

>>725545367
>toxic elitist /v/ type retards all over
this doesn't happen

Toxic elitist /v/tards all over the shop...
You'll be one of them, sooner or later.

>>725545367
>>725546158
Name one, faggot.

>>725546442
Me. I ban anyone from my lobbies that can't at least sub 40 ascent 7 consistently.

waited 20 min just to fall off walkable terrain to my death ill play later after food

>>725546728
Do I need to be watched or can my mother submit in writing how she believes I do so?

>>725545367
How the fuck you gonna be a toxic elitist in fucking webfishing? You can do anything other then sit down

>>725547365
i miss that game
wish it actually had gotten some fucking updates

>>725547546
Last remaining vm fags had a 1 year anniversary celebration before their thread got archived. Glad it’s gone but that was kino.

i love roots!!!

>>725547365
is webfishing good for gooning?
never played it

>>725547546
i miss fishing with the boys

>>725544731
>>725548446
Ohh Banana.

>>725535065
I did it without ragdolling.
>>725535594
Are you a solo player.
>>725534963 (OP)
You can tell jannies use these threads when they aren't getting moved to >>>/trash/ >>>/vg/ or >>>/vm/
Let me guess. The jannies are the diaperpedos.

Anyone know what the mod is called that replaces the item as you pick it up?

>>725549145
bingbong touch
make sure to set flares, marshmellows, and hotdogs as exceptions

>>725548725
>The way mason starts booking it at pushes waffle out of the way to save himself without saying anything.
Hilariously based in a very selfish sort of way.

>>725549208
The both of them being mutes made it even better, Waffle had no way of knowing that ZombieApple was coming for him even though I mentioned it.

>>725548895
ok, prim.

>>725549678
even though I mentioned it to Mason.*

>>725549853
ive never played a single lobby with you faggots

>>725548725
>Zombie apple ate waffle
Is it true? Does he taste like waffles?

>>725548569
I'm in that screenshot.

>>725548446
>>725548725
>get raped in a cave just to spawn in again and get raped by apple
Waffle had a hard life...

>>725550690
>Is it true? Does he taste like waffles?
Truly the most sinful yet yummiest snack. God shall avert his eyes as I take another nibble out of Waffle

>>725550984
That’s just plain nuts

>>725534963 (OP)
Shill me this game, is it just friendslop?

>>725551474
Its fun on your own. But if you dont start playing in big lobbies with mods, it gets stale fast

>>725551474
Yes. It's enjoyable though.

>>725551202
>God shall avert his eyes as I take another nibble

>>725551580
I don't mind playing with randos as long as you don't need to do extensive Voice chat to have fun

>>725551474
It isn't friendslop, because it's a game with a fixed objective and the fun actually comes from trying to accomplish it. Sure, there are funny moments you can have in the game and it does try to lend itself to having moments like that, but actually trying the climb the fucking mountain and getting to the top is a very satisfying experience and even solo the game is fun.
>>725551683
The game has a text chat mod that most people have installed, but even then you can get by if you just make use of the in-game ping system.

>>725551627
This dish annoys me because it's literally force feeding a bird until it's fat, then drowning it, then cooking it whole and then going "oh we're so shameful" about it. Like just own it at that point you're already fucking around.

banana space program

>two more hours till I can peak
FUCK

>>725534963 (OP)
>Final day before tropics rotates back in
But the update said it would be guaranteed Roots until the 17th?

>>725545367
What are you babbling about? There's none of that.

>>725545876
Monster Hunter, I presume.

>>725545367
>tfw no comfy monster hunter stories 2 lobbies with /v/
what a darn shame especially because I've never played it so I don't know anything about it

Anyone interested in a small 4-player lobby? Vanilla with text chat, ascent 4 or higher.
If so, please tell me how to make a joinlobby link, the solution on the /v/ guide pic doesn't work for me.

no one hosting, eh?
12 player, 1.4x items, ascent 4, text chat
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242029741182/76561198000687921

>>725554678
is this beanz?

>>725534963 (OP)
roots is overtuned as hell and zombies aren't fun

>>725554610
>the cunny, goatse and loss badges
kino

also I believe you just copy the link on your steam profile in a browser

>>725554678
goodbye

>>725554678
I need to feed my cat I swear if its full when I come back ill throw fists

>>725554786
no, just normal this time for new seed

>>725554678
11/12

>>725537918
>Find skeleton book right before the start of the kiln
>Able to just fly up all those fucked burning rocks and let rope down for my buddy
simple, just be lucky

>>725555986
I did find the book of bones, though. I don't trust myself to not run out of stamina or take some fall damage, so I didn't use it.

>walk into poof bush i can't see
>throw down the hill
>bounce on like 3 different mushrooms
>hit another poof cloud
>fall into a waterfall
>somehow took 0 fall damage, dust myself off
>"hmmm maybe i can climb that vine"
>run out of stamina
>fall to my death

broke my bones

doko

>>725536538
>for me, yellows are the worst
Why? There is only one yellow griefer.

>>725551856
I think the whole thing is bascially a 17th century viral marketing meme that simply stuck around and morphed into a "tradition".
Whoever convinced the frogs that this is awesome and worth a lot of money certainly knew what he was doing.

>>725536075
That exact same shit happened to me last night.

>>725544731
>morning
I don't like this

>>725537564
This guy has the personality of a spongebob background fish

>>725562334
Yes, that's why he's great

The freaking book wont spawn!!
I need that achievement!

>>725562463
truer words have never been spoken

>>725537564
iykyk

The freaking lobby won't spawn!
I need that daily climb!

>>725534963 (OP)
>did you enjoy roots?
No. The contrast against all other biomes is too harsh. Too much tonal and mechanical whiplash.
>Did you get all the badges?
Still missing the mandrake and shroomberry badges, but I feel like those will come naturally down the line.

Screw this, hope i did it right.
Pure vanilla lobby (4p, 1x itemspawn) Ascend 4 because scouts exist to suffer
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242039540772/76561198001812512
TextChat mode because mutes are people too.
No item spawn/modifier because I REFUSE to cheat the achievements.
Help me do the book of bones achievement please.

>>725563056
me rubbing my hands joining to sabotage

>>725554678
victory has been achieved

>>725563793
Why does this look like the start of a porno?

>>725554678
ggs
It was a really fun run. Nothing bad happened in mesa.

>>725563793
Did they remvoe the scouts sitting on each other's laps thing? My heli screen was xeno, mason and two lookers.

>>725563793
Thank god someone had a flare on them. I fucked up at Roots and died with the static one

>>725564642
it's a peaker feature. still works for me

>>725564714
>peaker feature
how to disable???????

>>725564201
so many s-tier scouts in this picture
remake this exact lobby immediately

discomfort

>>725565016
He loves doing that

I've seen people use the rope by using only small lengths of it at a time. How do you do that?

>>725564515
The middle two are like the bros that trick the oblivious one on the left. Far right is dressed like a fat bastard. Especially with that soulless gaze.

Shore is white today.

>>725565161
You take out the rope without any adjustments to length and place it on a wall. It will give you a tiny piece of rope to hold onto.

>>725565016
>>725565124

Can't wait for them to add some fucking 'get through tropics without getting 5% poison' achievement or some shit. This game is going to have at least 80 achievements when they're done with it.

What does the balloon bunch do? Is it just 3 balloons?

>>725565805
Three balloons worth of weight reduction in one inventory slot.

>>725565161
What the other anon said. You can also climb one or two steps up a wall and place it to get extra height on the nub.

>>725565805
Makes you take less fall damage, lightens your load, you can use them to have a slow descent and if you use 5 on yourself, you can fly horizontally. 6 to climb vertically up to a 100 meters.

>>725565665
not that hard to pull off, looking forward for the tropics full body cosmetic, but yeah the shash patches are gonna look so tiny

>>725565665
you know, i think they might be keeping tropics out of rotation until the 17th so that they have some time to give it some extra stuff, including a new badge/cosmetic based around not taking poison damage

>Playing Peak solo
So many goodies, so little inventory space.

>>725565805
baloons also give you positive lift when used. combine that with zero-gravity shroomberry and you get a lot of height in 7 seconds

>>725565161
A few brief tests with rope tech. 25% stamina, default stamina usage (not Ascent 6).
From left to right:
>Maximum piton height from standing still
>Max height from jumping before grabbing the wall
>Max height from jumping off a rope from a standstill placed at maximum standing height
>Max height from jumping off a rope with momentum* placed at maximum standing height
>Max height from jumping off a rope from a standstill placed at maximum climbing height**
>Max height from jumping off a rope with momentum* placed at maximum climbing height**

* Look up, grab the rope, you'll shoot up a bit to reach it. Press space right before you start to slow down and you can carry that momentum into a wall grab.
** If you look at the wall when placing rope, there's a red range and a blue range. Red is normally invalid for placing rope, but if you start climbing a bit, then pull out rope and start putting it down in that range, the game will let you continue as long as you don't fall too far.

who the fuck posted that other thread?

Hmm time for something vile.
Ascent 6, 16 players, 1.4x items, textchat support
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242044946697/76561199183582303

>>725567419
>303

>>725567214
It's worth noting that the extra height you get is static. Right is how high I could get with 1 tick of stamina, rope, plus a lunge at the end.

>>725564201
>>725564642
>>725564997
It's fun how everyone gets slightly different photos.

>>725567419
>the thinking gamer
yea i think i'll just wait

>>725568061
>plus lunge
Oh, okay, now the height makes sense. I thought the shoot up after the rope was the piton height, and couldn't believe you could get so much momentum from it.

That's what you get for driving Jiji out

waiting for a cute little 8 player lobby so I can climb and then go back to drawing meme about wolf ears purpler being le homogay

>>725568241
The first six experiments had no lunge, just climbing afterwards. Lunging at the very edge of your stamina usage is still good, especially if you make it a double lunge (regrab the wall then lunge immediately after).
Piton below is single stamina launch without lunging.

>>725568761
Out-of-character dialogue, xeno loves being covered in yolk

>>725568772
he's still here shitposting in the thread and mute ingame as Uni

>>725568815
with me i hope

okay, if enough people join and this shit works: bean lobby

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242047255628/76561198000687921

>>725568761
I'm pretty sure I have the screenshot of the event this was based on

>>725567419
7/16

Is it mesa today? I want to know whether to take a cannon or not.

>>725569731
Ye, mesa.
Shit one at that.

>>725569867
I can see why chouja is a furious homosexual furry now

>>725568965
Uni is not Jiji lmao
I've seen them both in the same lobby before.

>>725570048
Jiji is Aspartame

>>725566083
>there is a non-zero chance that one of us played with an anon that has a big titty wife or even his wife herself
i don't know what to do with this information bros

i wish i could scale up the lobby after the fact, buge
i would have just kicked someone rude for you

>>725570734
Please stop accusing random people of being Jiji...
It's been over a month. He doesn't play with us anymore. It's time stop shitposting about him.

>>725571201
nahh don't worry it's all good

>>725568772
oh fuck, what happened? I kind of miss his cursed lobbies.

>>725570027
I'd never fuck him.

>>725571294
Also Squink can't talk

>>725526594
thanks. been lurking the threads for months but could never find the time to join lately. would like to start hosting smaller lobbies for better stability, like 5-8 players or so, likely late evenings US time but not quite sure how it works. does everyone inherit the host's mods or is it only the stuff marked serverside?

>>725569867
I'm gonna fly into chinatown and rape you apple.

>>725571861
Depends on the mods. Some are just clientside and require everyone in the server to have their instance of the mod running.
A lot of meme mods are host only though, like random seeds, chaos and zombies.
>stability
Up to 12 players you can get away with almost anything. Past 12 is when you start to get FPS drops and random bugs.

>>725569731
>>725569824
Yay.

>>725537918
>has all of those tools at your disposal
>could have just shot the rope where you were jumping for a safe landing
>waste it inside of an alcove because ???
>break your knees and die
You deserved to become ash and you know it.

>>725563056
We couldnt find the book at all but it was an enjoyable climb, thank you very much for helping me all the way to the peak.

>>725573095
>It's always a grigger
lol

>>725563056
GG we peaked, shame there were no books

Wow, the checkpoint flag is fucking useless. And yeah, mesa sucks today.

are you just pretending to be retarded on purpose, stop that

Are zombies not a 100% chance in the new biome?

>>725574356
If you are referring to this post >>725574192, then no. I am completely genuine. Just about the flag, though, the cactus death is my fault, and I didn't even get the achievement.

>>725574395
They have sets spawns from my understanding.

lobby doko?

>>725571718
wait. chouja, you're a furry and a gay?

I had some life events and such happen and haven't been able to play. Was the new biome only temporary?

>>725576963
who are you even?

>>725576963
No, should rotate with tropics the same way mesa rotates with alpine.

>>725577169
Lime with bongbong hat
>>725577216
Thank fuck i was worried i'd missed it.

i love playing with ya'll but there's something that irks me about having to commit at least an hour to a game while having to keep up with everyone. i wish there was something more laid back to play but with same type of community.

>>725576869
chouja is pansexual, aka he will fuck anyone that's hot enough

>>725576963
No fucking way dude, we were so fucking worried about you *hugs*! We were talking in the discord like "yeah no way, havent seen him hope hes alright..." and like bro haha! there you are! WELCOME BACK SWEETIE!
anyway yeah it's temporary.

>>725577696
That's webfishing bud.

>>725577802
meds

>>725577869
shut the fuck up, thinking gamer

>>725577727
wow chouja. okay, just don't try to fuck me, ok? i'm straight. heh.

>>725577727
I'm practically the complete opposite of that. Also stop false flagging it's lame.

>>725578068
>>725577727
>>725576869
samefag

>>725577696
Yeah, these big lobbies tend to be "on the move" from start to finish.
The smaller the lobby, the slower and more personal it becomes, and that's when you get to enjoy both the climb and the company. Next to no chaos and shenanigans, but that's the tradeoff.
Now, getting the right kind of peeps you like playing with, in that small lobby.. That's the real tricky part on this anonymous board.

can you like both genders but only wanting to sexo one of them? :thinkingemoji:

>>725578319
yes its called pansexual its when you would fuck a male if the male was hot enough and you were desperate enough but 99.99% you would still only fuck females :thinking:

it's just the thinking gamer shitting up the thread again

>>725578409
That's just a very picky version of bisexualism.
Stop being retarded.

>>725578508
what's the difference between the two? they seem the same.

me? i'm primsexual
only sexually attracted to prim

>>725578508
yes thats pansexuality

Stop being weird.

>>725578830
Wholeheartedly agreed.
Lobby NOW!

>>725578736
ok, da flyo way

>>725578736
That's gross, dude, did you even see those diapers?

>>725579025
Gamer, Don't reply to your own post impersonating me

please somebody
contain these fuckers in a lobby or make one so we can distract ourselves from them

look at me i'm on drugs i'm so funny let me flood the thread with off-topic garbage impersonating other people and say sex sex sex penis poop vagina non-stop. have some fucking self-awareness dude please

alright I'll try hosting, might be pretty shit tho

>>725580209
gambatte!
Or I can do it if you want.

ok that sounds better.

can someone stream lobbies? i don't want to play.

>>725581747
no best you'll get is old clips from my vault of recorded lobbies

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242056708986/76561198013146406

4 players, ascent 4 beecause its been awhile, text and voice chat.

>>725581747
Just watch the funny clips.

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242057029787/76561199183582303
10 players, 1.4x loot, chill lobby for chill guys.

>>725581876
>4p
fuck

>>725581747
I will if you're my friend and you ask :)

>>725581876
>full
come on.

>1 4p lobby
>1 gamer lobby
you just can't win these days

>>725582008
who are you?

>>725581986
>thinking gamer

>>725581986
full, we are starting.

>>725581986
its full, gg

>>725583417
ONE SLOT JUST OPENED HURRY

It's not full anymore O_0

Crab got molested

>>725583663
bro I just opened my goonstation what the fuck man

>>725581986
8/10 we're not waiting.

which mushrooms are safe to eat or do they all have a random chance to make you ragdoll?

>>725584314
All effects are randomized but the constant is:
>Red, Yellow = Good
>Blue, Green = Bad
>Purple = 50/50

>>725584314
red and yellow are guaranteed to have positive side effects.

>>725583663
>>725583417
>crashed out and can't reconnect
It's fucking over.

>>725584613
I will now take your spot.

>>725584613
Franxx on /a/ was the most fun I've ever had on this website

I lost my scout online persona reference folder, send me your scout or suffer the consequences

bean lobby results? how did that go/is going?

>>725585450
ok

>>725585450
Are you the one making the scout tier list?

>>725535065
Jump from very high or open a parasol. For some reason parasols fuck with the physics of the mushrooms and make you bounce high enough for the achevement from just climbing on top and jumping normally

>>725585640
No, I draw xeno bukkake porn

>>725585785
>NO NOT AGAAAIINN

>>725585450
here
>>725585785
that "not again!" sounded so pitiful
>>725585927
u wot

>>725585785
>drop me
>NOT THERE

>>725585479
It's best to forget, we witnessed some scouts' darkest impulses.

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242060397623/76561198058244540
niche lobby, ascent 4
launching in 10 min
around 5 players expected

>>725581986
Lobby mega bugged because steam is updating

>>725581876
>Server time-out
I'm so sorry the lobby imploded itself for no reason, Gel.
Was good to see you back after so long though.

>>725588028
nah, that was the good ol weekly steam maintenance coming through like a buzzsaw

>>725585450
luv me high dpi mouse, simple as.

>>725585450
What's good squigger?

>>725534963 (OP)
>Still no Sexy Hiking DLC

>>725584578
Blue is good today and green is the fart shroom

I ate this guy in 2 separate lobbies btw

>>725581986
Lobby imploded.

>>725590161
Ya bad time to host, steam server maintenance fucked us over.

>>725590262
same with us

>>725585450
This might be my favourite pic of my scout.

>>725586583
12/20 halfway through roots atm

>>725591136
What's so niche about it

>>725586583
>around 5 players expected
>>725591136
>12/20

>>725585450
i'm starting to notice i don't take many pictures of my own scout. or at least not many of her being alive anyway

>>725585450
I don't have that many of my own guy. When are they fixing the cinema mod? I need my freecam back for post-lobby screenshots. :(

>>725591445
Here is one of my specially curated buge screenshots.

>>725585450
I think the guy I'm an accidental doppelganger of left, leaving me as the superior one.

>>725591948
And here is a collage of xeno that I didn't realize I had taken until now.

>>725591948
erotic...

>>725592413
looking at scouts through binoculars real close up is funny
not only do you get a REAL good view of their face but they also feel awkward from you looking at them, so you get to see how they react

how much iq do you need for this game

>>725594228
at least 3.50

>>725594228
All the cyan players combined can't go above one digit so you're probably fine.

unidentified flying cyan

>>725594228
wrong question
the real question is how gay do you have to be and the answer is yes

>>725594807
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>725591948
this seems oddly lewd... have i become corrupted?

>>725594995
don't lewd scouts

>>725595046
damn imagine just matepressing that pocket pussy while holding onto her horns to slam fuck your pipe into her tight slit

Tonight we have a brand new surprise gimmick lobby. I don't know how fun it'll actually be, but there's only one way to find out.
12 players
Ascent 4
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242066462562/76561198305313630

>>725595204
But that scout is a boy... I think...

8 scouts crash land on an island suffering from a ZOMBIE OUTBREAK!!!!
And for some reason it's raining dynamite, there's tornadoes, and tumbleweeds keep chasing them!!!!
Thankfully, the airplane was en route to Coconut-a-palooza, so the luggages are filled with delicious coconuts for the scouts to defend themselves. Can they reach The Peak, or will they be...Left 10 Dead?

10 players
Zombies + Chaos Trials
If you have a bad computer you might want to reconsider joining.

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242066683836/76561197998390536

>>725595282
>>725595483

>3 big lobbies at the same time
Umm, I like your optimism boys, but I don't think we're active enough for that

>>725595282
I just realized that I forgot to install the text chat mod on this mod profile so get ready for a double mute host.
>>725595623
We're already at 11 so I think it's not the worst idea.

>>725585450
https://files.catbox.moe/s0xzlh.mp4

>>725595685
>almost 30 players active
We're so back peak bros!

>>725595282
Something went wrong with the mod so this is just a normal lobby instead of a gimmick one, sorry about that. I'll try to test it more next time.

>>725595483
5/10

>>725595483
Full.

>>725596469
Everybody left.
Bring them back.
BRING THEM BACK.
AND THE BEETLES, TOO.

>>725595282
One of the lobbies of all time

Is the game fun w/o friends? Is there rando match making?

>>725596921
>Is the game fun w/o friends?
I'd say so. It's difficult when you're starting out because there is no one to heal or revive when you fuck up, but nowadays I find solo runs very chill and relaxing.

>Is there rando match making?
No, but you can join the lobbies posted here.

>>725596828
We went from zero beetles to 10 zombies and 5fps.

I think it's a bit too chaotic

>no zombibi lobber
owari da

>>725596828
>>725596829
Sorry about that, making mods is tough. I'm not really sure what's breaking since it works fine solo, so I need someone to join my game so I can get more info.
So yeah this is just a test lobby, don't expect a real session yet.
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242069396203/76561198305313630

>>725598584
>Gimmick lobbies

Somehow it's working, so beetles are BACK ON THE MENU BOYS, unless it fucking breaks again once we get more players
12 players
A4
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242070287723/76561198305313630

>>725586583
GG, they need to update the Cinema mod

>>725585450
Nutty wanted to post his.

>>725599230
> filled in 3 minutes
rip

Wheres the zombie lobby

>>725595483
It turns out shitty swedish coding was the scout's greatest enemy!

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242070393607/76561197998390536

8 players (for performance and because it's mesa today)
Ascent 4
Chaos Zombies

There are fewer zombies but they are deadlier! Maybe too deadly! Chaos has been reduced! Maybe too reduced! Frisbees have been added to luggages!

Now, let's see if the scouts can avoid being...Left 8 Dead!

>>725599521
>Join
>Game is just frozen
>Try to rejoin
>Full

>>725599521
>filled within 2 minutes
i cry

>>725599521
>full
fuck you aeks
your lobbies suck anyway

>>725585450
lost media cook

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242070797482/76561198045538253
8 player max will go with 4+ after 2 mins of waiting
A4

Whats this mean?

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242071532993/76561198275755077
8 people normal lobby

>>725600648
What caused the falling out?

>>725601276
7/20

>>725601276
8/12

>>725601276
9/11

>>725601712
Good times

What changed that nobody plays together anymore?
Something with roots?
Don't know why I even bother playing with you guy since I may as well just solo; same experience.

is "hop on peak" some sort of new lingo for gay sex?

why he boutta dap me up

>>725602397
Lobbies are too big. If you move together, you starve together.

>>725602598
Should move in groups still, just not a huge one. Also, my experience is people still solo in 8 mans.

>>725600253
>Fall down twice due to bad collision
>Okay, that's fine I can make it back
>Get the sprint bug and my coyote jump gets cancelled mid air
>Die for a second time
Fuck that lobby.

>>725602397
>Sticking together competing for the same loot
>Supplies run low
>The team relies on 1 guy to lead the way
>They lead them to dead ends and risky paths

any lobby?

Probably time to hang up my hat at least for a while. The game's turned into a chore that I only go through to play with people I like and have no other avenue to interact with. One annoying player or a lobby full of people I don't really mesh with easily ruin the fun, and those are getting more common.

>>725601276
6/7