Thread 725539213

Happy 14th birthday Dovahkiin

Is he still just as red?

That thing is fucking fat

>>725539213 (OP)
Hope his parents enjoyed the last 14 years of free Bethesda masterpieces!

did he like starfield?

I often wonder the girls named Khaleesi will think when they watch the show for the first time and see the character they were named after getting raped doggy-style by a barbarian with her tits bouncing around on the first episode

>>725539534
>Hot

>>725539490
>Re release of skyrim
>Fallout 4
>Re release of skyrim
>Fallout 76
>Starfield
Wow.

>>725539213 (OP)
>lifetime free bathesda games
>all they got so far was fallout 4 and starfield

>>725539213 (OP)
>named kid dovakhiin for free lifetime bethesda slop
so far the games released are:
annual skyrim remasters
fallout 76
starfield

I remember thinking this was ridiculous and cringe back then. But now I think he's lucky and awesome because of the staying power of Skyrim. Classmates probably know and played the game and think it's cool rather than being bullied for it.

>>725539742
>kids that were 9 during covid would've played skyrim
Probably not.

>>725539490
>>725539629
>>725539642
>>725539713
What about the Oblivion remake

>>725539213 (OP)

Whats with Americans naming their kids absolutly retarded names.
Tragedeigh on Reddit is full with smoothbrain names.

>>725539642
Top lel

>>725539742
Do you see that mountain? Dovahkiin jumped off of it due to the relentless bullying he was receiving.

>>725540223
My daughter Braeyleigh Neveah Khaleesi Thompson has the most beautiful name in the world!

>>725539213 (OP)
Could be worse. You could have been named after Starfield.

>>725539213 (OP)
>vividly rembember skyrim's release and pirating it the day after it came out
>remember the shitshow with this kid
>he's now 14
>2011 was 27 years ago

>>725539534
>>725540307
Would be much less shitty of the parents if they'd at least name the kids Danaerys, not only because it's the actual name of the character in the show they were too stupid to pay attention to yet liked enough to name their kid after it, but also because the kid could go by Danny and pretend they have a normal human name if they want

>>725540505
>All of Elder Scrolls games released in a timeframe that is as big as Skyrim until now

>Literally NO NEWS regarding TOS6
Wtf???

>>725539213 (OP)
>>725539340
OOOOOOHHH THERE ONCE WAS A HERO NAMED RAGNAR THE RED
WHO CAME RIDING TO WHITERUN FROM OLE RORIKSTEAD

>mfw Bethesda sits on one of the most popular IPs in the gaming industry for 15+ years and does absolutely nothing with it
what did they mean by this

>>725540603
The girls could always go by Kal?

>>725539490
I really don't like how my choice of being a filthy internet pirate ended up being the winner's choice as the companies became disgusting nickel and diming machines instead of product vendors

>>725539213 (OP)
>’ate new vegas
>love me saarfield
>simple as

>>725540603
They probably just go by Kaley.

>tfw mother named me Dick, after her dad
>she somehow didn't know that his actual name was Richard

>>725541086
>>725541165
Sneed is the more elegant solution.

does dovahkiin love or hate skyrim what do we think

>>725539534
I wonder how many of the parents who named their daughters Khaleesi are black. It seems like a very black name and a very black thing to do. I think white parents would have named her Danaerys and blacks would have named her Khaleesi if that makes any sense.

>>725539213 (OP)
>get sentenced into being a meme since birth
>but atleast you can play bethesdaslop
>which further reminds you of your meme status
I wonder if he's still going by the same name

>>725541408
He probably became a gigachad to spite his parents. Offensive lineman on the football team. Everyone just calls him Bulldozer. If any of the other kids call him by his legal name he literally beats them so bad they end up in the ICU.

>>725541348
They should put dragonborn in fortnite just for him

>>725539213 (OP)
SKYRIM! GUNTHER! ADOLF! Come here and let me tell you how your old man saved the white race!

>>725541086
>khaleesi
the joke going around at the time was her name being Kelly C.
>>725541064
>>725540891
they havent scaled up as a studio and decided they didnt want to do the same games over and over so we are getting the inevitable result of that
people saying they had no hand in 76 was cope and the timeline does make sense when you consider that after 4 they made 76 and starfield
if they hadnt delayed starfield it would have arrived at more or less the same cadence of releases since morrowind
>4 years between tes3 and 4
>2 years between tes 4 and fo3
>4 years between fo3 and tes 5
>4 years between tes 5 and fo4
>3 years between fo4 and 76
>6(5) years between 76 and starfield
2028 is my guess

>>725540223
I would name my son Carolus Linnaeus and refuse to shorten it to Carl

That kid is cursing Todd. He is the seal that needs to be unleashed in order to get TES VI. I... no, WE must eliminate him now.

>>725543413
i will protect dovahkiin with my life

>>725543413
>That kid is cursing Todd
todd has purposefully not put anything good out because this kid will get it for free

>>725541607
its insane to me that one of the biggest studios in the history of man couldnt shit out a single relatively tame action adventure game in the vein of Redguard in between their billion dollar releases. we got a mobile game shoved in there somewhere and if that isnt a bright signal about how shit large studios are i dont know what it.

>make a few projects
>catapult to corporate government tier
>stop making games
>get to the point where you release one game per adolescent generation

even movie studios release more content than the top videogame developers in this day and age. i dont know how you get away being and staying successful for doing a thing you factually do not do anymore

>>725543675
Then perish with him...

>>725539490
kek

>>725544038
they are small, arent crunch + sweatshop-y relative to other studios, make big games, and arent particularly all that competent. its the perfect storm of glacial progress. the only thing that keeps them going at a "reasonable" pace is the engine, i think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB-YzZ4D09Q

>>725541517
Nah he just shouts at them

>>725541607
>>725544038
what do you fucking expect?
they have both ESO and 76, they're running 2 fucking MMO right now even if one is fucking dead. Serviceslop is the future to these studios.
I mean just look at Final Fantasy, where 14 is the only popular and well received game in the franchise for well over a decade.

>>725539213 (OP)
damn this baby is so ugly
it has to be american

>>725544489
bethesda 100% have been known to be crunch sweatshop adjacent idk where you got that idea, it mightve eased up around the era of FO76 but this is not a true claim. around 500 employees also isnt small so youre like 1/3 on that analysis

>>725544851
relative to other studios, i think its correct

>>725544751
the staff running those games are not in development on newer titles. They managed to shit out starfield while running those live service enterprises. the FF spin offs and other RPGs also garner much more notice and feedback than youre admitting- the most important thing being theyre even being MADE. FF7 Remake is a current era release title.

there are no secondary Bethesda releases. Square Enix fart out dozens of titles a year so wheres the excuse for why they can do it and Bethesda cannot, regardless of quality.

>>725545021
might be a fair take then. as much as i want to critique bethesda in their own vacuum it might be valid compared to the 1k/2k sized studios

But there is one they fear

There's a non 0 chance that dovahkiin is lurking in this very thread

>>725545597
>But there is one they fear
its still a good trailer
https://youtu.be/kxR1n0MOmsk?t=15

>>725539642
>they probably still had to pay for all of the DLC

>>725540223
it's funny how in japan they have to ask how to write someone's name because some kanji can have the same reading but americans are so retarded that they made it even worse
we use roman alphabet for fuck's sake and you name your child something so weird I have to ask for spelling?

>>725539213 (OP)
This kid will be a legal adult by the time the next mainline game is out.

>Almost made it through middle school
The worst of it is over for him at least. Can't wait for four years from now when he can come on here and find out he's been a meme since birth

>>725539213 (OP)
how did nobody find his social media in the times everyone uses their full name?

>>725539213 (OP)
Can somebody give serious explanation why baby is so red?

>>725547556
>>725541034

>>725539490
Do they at least get doom?

>>725547389
He'll be on fucking pension and retired by then

>give child a retarded name that probably gets him bullied relentlessly for one Fallout game, Starfield, and like six Skyrim rereleases
Some people should never reproduce

>>725540203
>uhm actually it wasn't dev'd by bethesda so no oblivion sorry :)

>>725540223
>he doesnt know about brazilian and colombian names

>>725547320
Just wait until you find out about the Irish and their naming.

>>725539213 (OP)
This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees

>>725539213 (OP)
Bros, he...
He-
He's not red anymore...

>>725548217
Does he get a one-way ticket to Sovngarde?

>>725548217
He just learned how to hide is power level.

>>725548217
His ancestors are smiling upon him.

>>725548217
The hell? That tomato baby looks Asian though. Is he Finnish?

>>725548217
fake fake fake fake

>>725539490
Is that the reason why they took their time with new game releases?
Are they that petty?

>>725548217
Doesn't he look too old for 5?

>>725548217
>I like to play viden games
Fucking idiot little shit, he probably already posts here.

>>725547905
Bitch, you forgot about TES Online and Fallout 76. With free currency

>>725539213 (OP)
>boot up TES6
>character select
>you only have one choice
>Dovahkiin the Red
>get to final boss
>it's Todd Howard
KINOOOOOOO

>>725539534
>her tits bouncing around
pics?

>>725545739
His parent's suck so he's probably involved in some form of escapism. Hopefully not drugs at least.

>>725540505
People joked about the world ending in 2012 but that's what happened. It's been nothing but stagnation since then

>>725539742
I guarantee he was still bullied for it regardless of what they think of Skyrim. Kids are brutal man.

todd this is unfair

>>725539629
You forgot the re-release of Fallout 4.

>>725544224
Lel

>>725539534
what fucking tits you monkey retardo

>>725548217
>5 years old
Why does he have a soul patch?

>>725540203
Developed by virtus. Maybe? Technically not Beth breath which matters when signing contracts.

>>725539340
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hhwSCa-RKl0

>>725553263
you didn't watch the show

>>725541517
>14 year old
>gigachad

>>725547320
that's an english problem, not an alphabet problem.

>>725548217
Damn this guy is high as fuck wearing a bandana and soul patch
More like DOOBIEkiin lmao

>>725553642
Should he have an anniversary patch?

>>725548430
Anon, I think he's just squinting.

>>725548217
you just know this kid will become a tuber and play the shit outta tes6 once it's released

>>725553263
>nooo she doesnt have massive M cups so she basically has zero tits!
Animefags are the worst

>>725539362
Are all euros this dumb?

>>725554287
>tes6 once it's released
Anon I...

>>725547989
One of my classmates was a colonbian chick whos first name was Lady. Yep, Lady.

>>725553263
Kek based