Thread 725539305

We need more claustrophobic cave diving games

>>725539305 (OP)
>colonoscopy.webm

>>725539305 (OP)
That's nuts

>>725539305 (OP)
yeah anon all we need is more brown textures and shitty flashlight games.

>>725539305 (OP)
Your gameplay is too slow and why are you only using two hands?

Nigga that's nutty

Run a greenish blue filter on it, now drop it in the Midna thread.

>>725539305 (OP)
>8 second
>that vertical shaft
Anyone who goes into that is a certified retard and deserves to die

the dude that died in the nutty cave is a skeleton now, they could remove it and re open the cave again

>>725539305 (OP)
Why do white people do this stuff?

add a blue-green tint to a video please :)

>>725539305 (OP)
This isn’t cave diving

This is just caving. Cave diving….involves actual…diving….you know swimming.

>>725539305 (OP)
How do they crawl back out if they hit a dead end

>>725539305 (OP)
CAST HIM IN

>>725539896
It is also exceptionally more dangerous than regular caving.

>>725539305 (OP)
what we NEED, is no more dead cops

>>725540015
Suda51?

>>725539995
>t. never got the sick loot

pour lubricant oil

>>725539554
How many hands should you use?

>>725540346
Around six with two free for debris

>>725539305 (OP)
>when she's ready to settle down

>>725540134
stfu there is no treasure in underwater caves
its just a myth and thousands have died trying to find my treasure

>>725539454
No, that's the rectum.

>>725539305 (OP)
This webm literally gave me a panicky feeling

>>725539305 (OP)
Why is /v/ just twitter with a 24 hour delay now? I fucking hate jannies do your job

>>725539305 (OP)
>me trying to escape a nogamestation fan's large intestine after he catches me playing my switch
>warioware searching for the wii disc slot
>every single modern video game showcase/awards show
>steam's new release category
>blue team in ace of spades
>hamsters at the gay pride parade afterparty
>small fish after being swallowed whole by a chinese person
>brampton
>canine sperm looking for an egg to fertilize in a white woman
>tyler oliveira trying to leave india
>vibrating beads during a chess match
>jewish wedding rings from 1941 to 1945

>>725541254
good job, that covers all of the bases

>>725539906
That's the beauty of it, they don't.

>>725539305 (OP)
Hey guys, I'm going to solo one of the deepest cave systems in the world. I have almost no experience and relevant gear. Wish me luck.

Is quest 2 a good entry point for VR? I've seen some cheap ones on second-hand market, but I don't know if it's better to save up for quest 3.

>>725541620
Quest 3 is generally much better than Quest 2, worth the extra price

>>725539305 (OP)
People who do this shit and then get rescued on taxpayer dollar need to be executed

white people simulator

>>725541553
Is this real? This is the most horrifying thing I've seen on this site. Serves the faggot right for crawling into a fucking hole

What happens if you position your head outside the boundaries of the hole? Do you see the entire geometry of the rest of the cave?
This is a problem I have encountered in ALL games that offer caves to explore.

>>725541868
Do you really think arachnids have a gaping pussy as a mouth, retard?

>>725541868
>This is the most horrifying thing I've seen on this site
I found it funny, couldn't help but think the spider was autistically screeching.

>GET OUT OF MY CAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>725541980
That's why I asked

>>725541980
Yes. They have to have puss puss somewhere, after all

>>725542008
do you think she post on the world wide web ?

The Forest has the best caves in any game, ever
they're narrow, disorienting, difficult to see, dangerous and full of treasure

wish I wasn't the only anon that knows how to encode webms

>>725539305 (OP)
rectum

>>725542219
Absolutely, she's an experienced net browser.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GD8sTSu0sho

I wish I had the build to do some of this but I feel like you have to be naturally smaller to do this effectively

What if someone went to some of these "popular" spots for cave squeezing, brought some boring tools and just widened the holes until you could crouch through them? How much buttblasting would there be from people who couldn't indulge in their suicidal white people instincts anymore?

>>725541868
>>725542009
>How fast the guy moves backwards
>The gaping vagina mouth on that spider
>The complete lack of spider fangs
>Way too many eyes on the front of that spider
>The fact that no spider of that size exists
Did none of this throw you off?

>>725539305 (OP)
This is why you carry dynamite with you when you go cave-diving. If you get stuck and can't escape, you can blow yourself up for a painless death, and it also widens the space you got stuck in so the next person doesn't die there.

>>725542526
you're sharing a board with Indians.

>>725541868
I really hope that if there are any other sapient species out there and we eventually encounter them, they are not fucking insectoid.

>>725539305 (OP)
So it's basically 1st person anal vore and all cave divers are macrophiliacs? Y'know, I can respect that. That one guy probably had a big nutty putty load in his pants when they found him.

>>725542585
obsessed whitoid

>>725542610
would you, could you, with a spaceroach?

>>725539305 (OP)
You're gonna have to wait anon, we're still in the indie climbing games phase.

>>725542467
>boring tools
such as? this isn't minecraft, rock isn't gonna evaporate at the sight of your handheld battery drill

>>725542697
..and also people roleplaying as butthurt indians as a trolling strategy

>>725542787
Industrial tunnel boring tools, fake construction signs and about three fiddy hours.

>>725539829
Based Midna enjoyer

Suddenly, a BOULDER

>>725543463
me and my giantess girlfriend's anus

wake me up when we have 1st person delta p games

>>725543550
Only delta-p game I know of is Barotrauma but it's not first person

>>725542526
I know, but I think I could back up that quickly if something like that came at me.

GOOOOOODS
WE
MUST
BE BETTER MEN

>>725543839
Women get a free pass to cheat if their husband, alive or dead, fucking cavedives as a hobby.

>>725540997
wait a second...

>>725543839
>>725543927
if he spent more time cave-diving at home it wouldn't have to be like this

>>725541868
the average 4chan iq HAS to be below 70 or something
clinical retardation

>>725543839
>white boy dies
>Latino bvll takes his girl
Such is life

>>725542346
Finally a good use for manlets, we can throw everyone below 6'0 there and be done with them.

>>725544126
The hole wasn't made for me. I was made for the hole.

>>725540573
>cave divers don't want you to know they're actually insects

>>725541980
Statistically, one spider out there has to have puss puss.

>>725542728
I can't bust to this, not enough mascara.

>>725542526
>>The gaping vagina mouth on that spider
>>The complete lack of spider fangs
>>Way too many eyes on the front of that spider
>>The fact that no spider of that size exists
Am I supposed to be an expert on arachinds? All sorts of weird shit exists, the mouth part was indeed weird to me that's why I asked

>>725542585
Indians don't even care about video games.

Yall ever notice its only bitch ass white boys that do this shit? You aint never gonna see a black man or a woman doing this shit. Why is that?

>>725544967
I'm genuinely surprised by the fact you're still alive and didn't, I dunno, choked on your own tongue or forgot how to breath.
Fucking retard.

>>725539815
faustian spirit

>>725545101
higher muscle mass and bone density, ytbois are meek and fragile so they can fit in tight spaces like the closet/under the bed/cuck shed

>>725545106
You're being way too smug for a faggot who posts on /v/. I guarantee I'm more accomplished than you are

>>725539815
>Why do white people do this stuff?
There is no length we will not go to get away from non-Whites.
Space, mountains, oceans, caves, north/south pole.

>>725545209
Yeah I bet you're unrivaled when it comes to eating crayons bub.

>>725545281
Kek this must be the highlight of your day, hecking owned that guy on vee, go ask your mom to buy you tendies to celebrate this momentous occasion you obnoxious faggot

>>725539305 (OP)
Pretty tragic stuff. Rescuers got to him, even fed him pizza and just watched him slowly agonize and die. I dont know why they couldnt use more force and just brutally drag him out of there, still better than leaving him there to die

>>725545394
Why are you still replying? Shouldn't you be on facebook reposting shrimp jesus AI images or something?

>>725540134
>heh, I bet there's fat stacks in this cav-AAAIIIIEEEEEEE

>>725545445
You're the one who keeps replying to me you obnoxious nigger, let it go

>>725545604
>no u
Based 50iq comeback, really fits you.

>>725544673
weirdest niko 'cado I've seen

>>725541868
Good bait anon

>>725545489
christ that's so hot giwtwm

>>725542249
>What site and settings
Reveal us your secrets

>>725540134
Just because it's worth it if you make it doesn't mean it's not one of most dangerous things you can do out there

>>725541254
kek

>>725541868
no but this is

>>725541868
yes it's real

>>725541553
Australian Rock Spiders are no joke...

>>725541254
sorry anon but it's gerbils not hamsters
you were so closer

>>725546562
More like Sex Spider with that puss puss for mouth.

soo where exactly can I download Claustrophobia Simulator VR 2025?

john jones. exe

>>725544069
Nah, around 90 IQ even the most obvious AI videos are seen as real by people

>>725543839
BOY we need to go to the nutty cuckky cave

>>725546340
fever dream of anime
who greenlit that shit

>>725539305 (OP)
give me your best documentaries on the putty nutty cave

>>725539305 (OP)
Jesus, is that actually what the cave looked like? What possesses a man to keep moving forward into this inevitable death?

>>725547178
too late to back out
literally

Imagine sharting yourself to death in the Nutty Buttsack cave, only for future generations to endlessly make fun of you for decades and make vidya about how you got posthumously cucked by a beaner.

>>725539305 (OP)
cave diving is fucking gay. literally only faggots and women do it.

>>725547251
I may be white but I'm not THAT white

>>725539305 (OP)
I saw this on reddit yesterday
4chan cucks fell out of the curve

>>725539806
didnt they seal it with cement

>>725547571
Yes, it became his tomb

>>725541553
gothic remake looking good

>>725547571
Yeah, but people can brake it and remove john skeleton and re open the cave

>>725539305 (OP)
subnautica is pretty good for this

>>725547571
>>725547704
environmental storytelling for ayy lmaos in the future

>>725541620
quest3s is the entrypoint

>>725547571
Maybe the whole thing was orchestrated to seal away some ancient evil.

>>725539305 (OP)
>POV: dating OP's mom

>>725539305 (OP)
this is like what that nutbag alley dude must have seen been like when he was stuck

>>725539670
lmao

There are easier ways to give myself a panic attack

>>725541553
lil bro needs a hug. he is probably lonely down there

There are dozens of retards that die horrifically trapped in caves around the world each year that no one ever cares about. Is this particular retard only talked about because his death hole had a goofy name that had both "nutt" and "butt" in it?

bros
Wherever I go
I see his face

Don't go in the Crusty Butthole cave...

>>725543839
>tfw getting stuck in the cuck cave

>>725543839
>I dont want to be gay, but woman moments just keep happening.

>>725539454
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hhwSCa-RKl0

>>725539806
>reopening the guaranteed death trap cave

bros....
what does nutty putty taste like?

>>725548774
d-deep

>>725545130
read doctor fautus some time so you don't sound like a moron
it's not that great, but the last scene is certified kino

>>725543839
KWABOTY

>>725549475
A rather good case of might as well off her.

>>725547571
NOOOOO

THAT'S NOT WHAT HE WOULD'VE WANTED

HE WOULD'VE BECOME A COOL SKELLINGTON THAT OTHER CAVEDIVERS COULD MOLEST

>>725543839
>Hello wife and kids, today I will be going cave diving in super weenie hut jr's rectum cave. It has a 99% fatality rate. I'll see you all at dinner!

>>725549571
i want to die there

>>725549475
Happy to at least see this kind of legal shit is dying out, equality swings both ways.

>>725542249
>Double the filesize
>It looks better
WOW!

>>725539305 (OP)
The framerate is the most horrifying thing here

>>725539906
Just do what you did to get in but in reverse.>>725543463
What is that?

>>725539806
Nah, finding that guy will be like an IRL easter egg for some dude in a thousand years

>Look, they even put a skeleton into the obvious death trap as if some retard crawled in there to die. Lmao

>>725551276
Holy fuck you can't download 3.9mb rasheed?

>>725539305 (OP)
The Forest gets the best caves award. Despite the name, I spent more time spelunking than doing shit in the woods. Inside Depth 6 comes second, but with a twist - it's kind of a fluke. The dev typically makes short amateur indie horror games with humorously cheap jumpscares that you play and forget, and this one is no exception, but when working on the environment for this one, he accidentally created one of the best cave exploration experiences I've seen. So you get a really good cave diving game mixed with cheap horror flick silliness. I still recommend it, and some of the horror is somewhat decent.

>>725542526
>American doesn't understand how species can mutate and evolve over time in isolated environments
So this is the power of Christianity in schools...

>>725542526
>>The fact that no spider of that size exists
Until now

>>725543839
>has a warm tight hole to explore at home
>crawls into some godforsaken hellpit instead
White men deserve to go extinct

>>725551973
There's no evolutionary advantage for a spider to have a gaping vagina for a mouth.

>>725549475
He should have just married the daughter.

>>725543839
>>725549475
are gays also cheating sluts?

>>725544971
That's why they're here.

>>725552670
>was thrust into a new boyfriend

Yeah because those things "just happen" with zero agency from the woman, right?
I hate journos so fucking much.

>>725539305 (OP)
This is just like the recurring dream I have where AOC eats me with her butt

>>725552795
If it makes them look good, they did it themselves by being strong womyn.
If it makes them look bad, it was forced on them by society because they're oh so fragile and vulnerable.

>>725544113
>Only way for a beaner to get a white woman is by settling for used goods after a trve aryan god had his way with her
Tale as old as time

>>725543839
I don't see anything wrong with this. She probably remarried because they had kids and she wasn't able to support them. She was pregnant with a second when he went diving.
So remember the next time you do something stupid, at least you didn't leave your pregnant wife to go die in a hole.

>>725553395
If your husband dies prematurely the righteous thing to do is to have yourself and your children entombed with him.

>>725543839
just look at Kirk wife.

>>725547704
Is this considered a proper burial in Christian faith?

>>725542610

>not wanting to take part in galactic arthropod jihad

>>725548078
An ancient people viewed this lake as a entryway to the realm of the dead, and entombed a great king there.

>>725554359
>>725543839
Widows are easy modo if you want to fuck a hag.

>>725546169
>site
i thought everyone just used ffmpeg

>>725543839
>"till death do us part"
>death does them part
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW - keyboard warriors

>>725539305 (OP)

Northern Journey's final level (fuck that level)

>>725555568
In civilized countries the wife wouldst be burnt upon upon a pyre during the man's funeral so she could join him in paradise.

>>725556010
this or at least spayed

>>725552370
yes there is
draining human men for nutrients

>>725547704
Nutty Putty Tomb sounds like a dungeon for low-rank adventurers in a fantasy game.

>>725545489
imagine that you were human and that happened to you

>>725542697
>instantly outing yourself

>>725539305 (OP)
Scary shit. Also, why not use a snake camera to probe the passage first, instead of crawling in there headfirst as if there is no danger.

>>725543839
I have cuckoldry fatigue

>>725556818
It did happen to a bunch of divers.

>>725556818
>imagine that you were human

>>725543839
This is why you teach your sons to fuck their mothers in the event of your death
The alternative is far worse

>>725539305 (OP)
we need more games like this
https://litter.catbox.moe/irzx2c.mp4

>>725549475
>Stirm was awarded custody of Lorrie and Robert Jr.; Loretta was given custody of Roger and Cindy. She also received the home and 42.9 percent of Stirm's retirement pay, though the judge said a great deal of evidence showed a pattern of misconduct on her part during Stirm's imprisonment.

>>725539670
shit thats a good idea. theres tubamaster2000 or something on pornhub who does shove a gopro up their ass and then shoves iphones/androids/apples/dragon dildoes up in their guts and a blue filter on that would work so easy

(android gets better reception in someones large intestine then iphone, get fucking shrekted itoddlers lmao)

>>725539305 (OP)
I went here once
https://youtu.be/GD8sTSu0sho
I got to maybe where he is 3 minutes into the video. I really wanna go back one day and try to get to the last chamber. It was really anxiety inducing but at the same very exciting, i mean my ancestors probably ran through the Amazon at night in pre colombian era, im sure i can manage a cave.

>>725556818
>imagine that you were human

>>725551386
fire escape system

I'm gonna get dwarfpilled

>>725556818
>imagine that you were human

>>725557447
>can't even post good anal vore

>>725539305 (OP)
The fun part is that this doubles as a Saddam Hussein simulator

>>725539305 (OP)
They made a Pete Time game?

>>725539305 (OP)
>Go in one of these caves
>Crawl into ultra narrow tunnel where you can only go forward until there's a big enough room to turn around
>get halfway through passage
>There's already some fat fuck stuck in the passage in front of you
>can't turn around

>>725558056
why would I share my actual good ones

>>725558223
if you're trying to convert people to your cause (as your text would imply) then you should use your best material.

>>725558298
I don't want to convert anyone but here's one more for you
https://litter.catbox.moe/d6qhr7.mp4

>>725539815
The same reason brown people like to make noise and destroy things. It's just what we do.

>>725557616
Looks like fun

>>725558897
giwtwm

>>725542728
never thought i see him as a maid years later

>>725548607
He was one of the first to get attention. Naturally since cave sloppa has taken off he'd be one of the most popular stories

I have claustrophobia but I've never felt it in games. How does it even translate into videogames?

>>725553395
There is nothing wrong with it, the wrong thing is putting this shit in the movie making it about her.

>>725539815
The same reason as to why they don't like in mut huts in the year 2025

>>725552670
>thrust into a- new boyfriend
did they force her?

i have nothing but disdain for cavers. honestly. these days i almost enjoy watching fatal breakdowns on cave divers. they used to give me anxiety and then i realized im actually smart and would never shove my fucking body into a tiny hole in the ground and die.

>>725539305 (OP)
What if I have claustrophilia?

>>725542728
A roach? Ew no. Now a mantis...

why wouldnt they just drill around him and shit? who cares if you might hurt my leg, im not dying to some bullshit like htat

>>725539806
Would require sending someone in nearly as deep as he went, which could mean another person gets stuck. The cave is genuinely too dangerous. Imagine if they left it open and a constant stream of retards like Logan Paul crammed their dumb asses in their and basedfaced next to his bones on livestream. Eventually they'd get stuck and the state of Utah would have to commit resources to their attempted survival.

>>725567639
>bro read junji ito and got a boner

Play echo grotto
it's literally one of the only real cave games ever made, not some tiktok horror shit

>>725539305 (OP)
Yeah but add cave monsters

>>725567935
drill through solid rock? you have any idea how long that would take with the tiny tools they would be able to fit down there? youd be doing this with hand tools, a powered hammer drill at best. youre not getting that dude out before he asphyxiates or dies from something else. also, youd be trapped down there with all the dust there is no ventilation, so now nobody will be able to see or breathe.

>>725567935
Unlike in video games, drilling/digging doesn't just delete the rock from existence.

>>725545941
heh

>>725557784
Isn't that just typical dwarf sleeping hole? Like the ones you put your happy colonists in Dorf Fort?

>>725541553
spooky

what if we threw some dynamite and blew open that entire cave

>>725539305 (OP)
Is that the inside of your mom's pussy?

>>725539305 (OP)
Come to the sixth layer anon. It will be fun.

>>725539815
The search for Agartha

>>725569742
>that shape
Hey wait a minute...

>>725567935
They tried to pull him out using a wedge and pulley system and it collapsed. There was no getting him out.

>>725551973
retard

>>725569742
Reminds me of my wife

>>725556818
>imagine that you were human

>>725572291
i miss him bros

>>725539305 (OP)
>>725541254

>when you fail to escape Plato's cave