Thread 725539909

>"it's fine that i'm doing nothing with my life, Phoenix Wright didn't get his first case as a lawyer until he was 24"
>ffw
>24 now
>not a lawyer

>>725539909 (OP)
>got my law degree at 25
>almost 27 and can't find a job because of no experience
I feel you, anon. The Chief of Prosecutors was 29 and there's even a 27 year old judge in AA Investigations. It's over for me

To be fair, the world in Phoenix Wright is fucked up. At least from a legal perspective.
>get charged with murder
>the trial will take roughly 3 days
>the prosecution can withhold information from the defense
>if you are innocent and there's more than enough evidence to support your innocence you can still be convicted because your defence attourney hasn't found the real culprit
>channeling ghosts from the afterlife is a legit way to get witness testimony and is recognised by the court

>>725539909 (OP)
Anon that's the same series where a barely legal girl can prosecute and bring a whip in court.

>>725539909 (OP)
What you lack is motivation, like obsessing over a childhood friend who hates you, and the only way to see him is in the courtroom after becoming a lawyer, because there's obviously no other way of contacting him.

>>725542143
It's supposed to be an exaggeration of Japan's legal system where everything is stacked against the defence. Japan's legendary defence attorney in real life was only able to win like two cases in his entire career. That's how stacked it is.

>>725539909 (OP)
Phoenix Wright? You mean that bum that plays piano at the restaurant?
He was a fraud forging evidence all along!

if you arent a model physique model face having billionaire playboy by 24 it’s LITERALLY over. give it 3 years before you’re going “ow my back” unironically

>>725543175
>3 years before you’re going “ow my back” unironically
Just eat raw meat and milk bro. I've started a year ago and never felt better. t. 30 year old

>>725543241
im 30 too, im just taking the piss. i know how to diet and know that simple carbs cause inflammation. my back does hurt though

>>725542143
>there are pendants out there that allow you to read people's fucking minds
>forgery and improper witness coaching is seemingly a prosecutorial norm
>talking animals are considered legitimate witnesses

>>725541731
You telling me you couldn't find a job at a law form or any private company as a lawyer in 2 years? I'm what fucking shithole do you live? Or do you only send 3 applications a year?

>>725543470
Its crazy that there are people "looking" for work and actually just send out like 3 applications

I'm 29 and I've spent the last 2 years as a hikkimori collecting insurance gibs. All I want in life is to play videogames I don't want to work.

>24 year olds lamenting the potential not seized
>I'm 39

I don't think I've underwhelmed myself with the life I led but like, damn, that's harsh.