Thread 725546526

Realistically, what can the Inquisition do, if I as an Inquisitor, get a xenos Kroot girlfriend?

>wh40k game
>nothing but reddit-orks or chudmans

>>725546526 (OP)
Declare you a radical heretic and send their agents to kill you

>>725546664
>40K game then
>devs did whatever they wanted, every other marine had some kind of cool master crafted armor
>40k game now
>nothing but stock copypasta primaris marines

>>725546664
Where are these orks?

>>725546664
>chooses to post this in the thread about the game without either

>>725546867
And if I "misplace" these agents in turn? Surely they will leave me be if I do a good enough job!

>>725546526 (OP)
"I'm proud of you, son. Now go and kick some daemon ass"

>>725547114
What you have in your hands is a standard fare inquistional war. It happens all the time, inquisitors police themselves by killing each other if they think someone is stepping out of line.

>>725546526 (OP)
Call John Inquisition to explain the situation

>>725547353
That sounds like hell! Makes Rogue Trading far more appealing.

>>725546526 (OP)
No hot drukhari gf that i can fix no buy

>>725547803
And it better not be the obligatory cuck romance these russian fags always put into their games

>>725546526 (OP)
*wheeze* no you cannot have that *wheeze* heretic

>>725546664
Most of the games are imperium vs chaos what the fuck are you talking about

>>725547887
Sorry, but females will yet again win the xenos bowl while poor imperial men are left cucked and broken by a chaste "romance"

>>725547963
Is blud ok?

>>725546526 (OP)
Probably nothing realistic speaking in a setting like 40K there would be an entire planet that has xenos sex orgies. Like just think about how degenerated people are on this planet, the western elite are all in the Epstein files.

>no schizopsyker insights
What's the point of being a psyker if you can't be discount Ravenor?

>>725548212
The Imperium clamps down hard on basic stuff like enhanced seeds from xenos agri and cereal-culture for better crop yields in imperium space. I can't imagine what they'd do if they uncovered an entire imperial planet fucking xenos.

>>725548084
He just needs a little rejuvenant and a nap

>>725547887
5000 rubles on the only romance option for men being the negress medic and maybe some other companion they didn't show yet

>>725548335
Owlcat should keeo the über deadly system from the tabletop. This is just one page for perils of the warp for psykers if you have a bad initial roll.

>>725548375
The richer you are, the more pervert your needs will be, it would be impossible to stop this.

>>725546664
>ORKS ARE REDDIT!
How?
>T-THEY JUST ARE OK?!

>>725548212
>tau girl fucking some guy
>looking at viewer, somebody else
Why? Who thinks this retarded shit up?

>>725548584
What's the point if people are still going to use the spreadsheet off of google and one turn kill everything with a fire pillar again? This isn't battle brothers where you attack a lindwurm without an AGI tank and can restart the run anyway

I choose my mechanicus wife

>>725548212
Where are the Tau femboys?

>>725548864
>how?
They vote for Thatcher

>>725548468
Ahhh

>>725549265
You'll be pleased to know that Dark Heresy will have a mechanicus romance. Unless GW stops Owlcat. But they want to do it.

>>725549457
sex slaves for custodes

>>725546664
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hhwSCa-RKl0

>>725546664
Last weekend I bought my first ever ork related media.

>>725549563
The imperial truth is to fuck xenos after all

>>725549773
Fuck you.

Sisters of battle game when?

>>725546526 (OP)
Suffer not the xenos to live.

>>725550345
Isn't the upcoming Boltgun game one?

Do Tau women lust after Imperium men?

>>725548536
Because they never had wholesome romances with hot girls, right? Fuck off and play the games you shitpost about

>>725550916
>twins in kingmaker
>nothing in WoTR
>nothing in RT
Yeah.....

>>725549776
Are you going to read any of them?

>>725549776
>The Trial
Good choice. Fun read.

>>725550916
Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kinda
>Kingmaker
Blonde broad - stupid and abandons you
Dead elf - bitch
Weed - manipulative cunt
Goats - ok, but behind a paywall
>(ble)wotr
I am helpful, am I not? - schizophrenic psychopath and murderer
Queen - only for gilf enjoyers
I don't remember any more because blewotr is vomit in terms of interesting characters
>trader
Kassia - vanilla and ok-ish if you disregard that she will turn into a pickle
Jay - gypsy
Irliet - eldar high school dropout, eldar chloe from lis if you want. Shit
Kibby - cute, loyal, will do hobbies with you, will protect you, will go on dates with you. Doesn't have much of free will but imo she's #1. Also I've played her dlc when it first came out and during the bedroom scene an idle animation where she atabs herself and blood gets spattered on the floor played - so in my playthrough she's also a virgin.
Black chick who's into abelard - bdsm is weird

All of the good romances are behind dlcs and average kotokek writer is a yaoi fatty off tumblr

>>725546664
>reddit orks
Fuck off, Orks are the best thing about 40k

>>725551801
>blewotr is vomit in terms of interesting characters
I kneel

>>725551801
>All of the good romances are behind dlcs and average kotokek writer is a yaoi fatty off tumblr
Strange coming from a Russian company honestly

I just want a Tau armored core game man

>>725551524
Yes, except for The Trial and Goodbye Mr. Chips. I read them years ago.

>>725553082
I just want Tau in Dark Heresy

>>725546526 (OP)
Depends.
If you’re a loose cannon but by god you get the job done, chances are they’ll look the other way unless you’re retarded enough to flaunt it.
Otherwise you’ll get censured if someone can get some political clout out of it, or just assassinated

>>725553082
Battletech would be more fitting.

What are the chances of getting Tau in DH anyway? I remember the poll Owlcat sent out with things people were interested in seeing and a good number of options was related to Tau and their sub xenos.

>>725553082
Am I the only one who is as sexually attracted to Tau mechs as I am a stat mandatory Tau wife?

>>725553818
Not a fan of the really big suits, but smaller one are some of my favorite mecha designs in fiction.

>>725553818
Why do they have such big mech suits anyway? Their infantry units are much cooler

>>725554308
Because GW made tthem duing an anime craze and since a lot of animus have mechs...well you get the point. Which is shame since it destroyed their concept identity of Covenant style alien mishmash.

>>725554571
Well, it's not too late is it. GW isn't exactly known for consistency.

>>725554308
Tau were released when gw tried to expand ibto japanese market, hence all them katanas, pseudobuddhist babble and robots

Also they always were,and still are, unbalanced

>Not a single Tau female model on tabletop
Do they even exist? Kinda strange to push female custodes when you have no available Tau females if you ask me!

>>725554787
Shadowsun?

FOR THE GREATER THIGHS

>>725554912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrHhS5IkRR0

>>725554787
Shadowsun, also one of these two is female, I believe it's left

>>725550401
tyranids in thigh highs

>>725546526 (OP)
My kroot lore is rusty, would she gain human knowledge and memories if she swallowed?

>>725555312
Yeah. Not sure about cum, but general flesh? Yes.

>>725555312
>>725556836
Why would they? Human knowledge and memories isn't held in human DNA.

They might've gotten a jump-start to their civilization when they've eaten Orks, because Ork knowledge about stuff actually IS coded in their DNA by the Old Ones, since Orks are a self-sustaining bioweapon. But that is an unique situation.

do they have a kroossy?

>>725557797
That's really fucking weird.

>>725557831
Maybe if they eat enough genetic material of that type. Otherwise no. Kroots dont have reproductive organs the same way humans do.

>>725551004
>nothing in WoTR
>nothing in RT
Shit taste

>>725557872
Why?

>>725558302
Because memories aren't really stored in DNA and I'm sued to Kroot only inheriting DNA-coded traits? SMs have to at least eat brains specifically to get memories. I dunno, I guess it's 40k so whatever goes.

>>725558472
That's probably some psykery that some kroot have

I don't remember them being called almost blanks like tau

>>725558472
There is a real theory that RNA encodes memory through some kind of chemical process but it's unconfirmed. I'm guessing that was the inspiration for the kroot's ability to gain knowledge and powers by CONSOOOOOOMING

>>725548212
Naaah. Aint no way unc just posted cuckpilled pedoslop. This is crazy. Chat, are you seeing this?

You gotta leave the function lil bro.

>>725558695
Why do Tau's have small souls compared to humans. Is it some meta-commentary on how communism renders you inhuman

It feels weird to play vidya where the devs pre-planned a wish fulfillment romance for (you). I'm so blackpilled i dont even attempt to engage it and the games always heavy railroad me into doing so.
A recent example would be Dispatch, but it happens to me all the time.

>>725559335
You think the Kroot is the wish fullfillment romance Owlcat plans for its players?

All I want is a Tau romance from Owlcat. I would kneel for a thousand years and light incense for them every day if they make it happen.

>>725558008
brb gathering 1000 heretical jk gals for my kroot gf to eat

>>725548212
>breasts
>male forehead mark
???

>>725559882
What do female forehead marks look like?

>>725559958
Single line.

>>725560009
How old is your info? Seems to be outdated now as it looks cast based instead of gender based.

and here's Shadowsun

>>725550916
>Because they never had wholesome romances with hot girls, right
You still haven't gotten the memo that /v/ is contrarian?

>>725560009
It's the opposite retardbro, a single line is male, Y shaped is female

>>725546526 (OP)
How come the Inquisition isn't a proper faction in the tabletop? The best you can get is Imperial Agents which suck mega ass

why don't you faggots just play visual novels? RPG romances are all dogshit.

>>725560414
Pretty sure Kill Team has one, no?
But it's probably because the Inquisition represents individuals rather than armies

>>725560517
Visual Novel romances are better than RPG romances, is that what you are saying?

>>725560517
Cry about it

>>725560414
Grey knights

>>725559559
If they do, probably in a DLC

If they do I kinda hope they have battlesuit because that be fucking sick and also to make up for the fact tau are squishy little blue fellows

Also going to bet it be a male to piss off the 90% of the Tau fanbase who are only into the Tau because of smut artwork

>>725561001
No I'm saying that you queer niggers are turning RPGs into visual novels

>>725561057
I FUCKING HATE GREY KNIGHTS. STUPIDEST FUCKING LORE IN EXISTENCE OUTSIDE OF LEAGUES OF VOTANN. FUCK!!!!!

>>725561057
That's just space marines

>>725561135
>romance is literally 1% of the content in the game
>"NOOOOO YOU'RE RUINING MY VIDYA YOU'RE TURNING IT INTO A VISUAL NOVEL NOOOOOOO"

>>725561135
That really updated my journal

>>725561223
Then how come all you faggots talk about are the romances?

>>725561146
I mean, sure whatever, but if you're looking for the military arm of the inquisition, the grey knights are it.

>>725561317
What does that have to do with "turning rpgs into visual novels"? Sounds like you don't actually care about that, only about what people discuss

Can't wait for Owlcat to make the male elf put out to female players along with the Catachan or some male hunk while male players are stuck with a sexless kroot and the negress.

>>725560146
>>725560217
God tau are so fucking ugly

>>725561775
It's moreso that the artists suck.

>>725561705
Based Russians. Waifuniggers should be castrated unironically.

>>725560146
>Seems to be outdated now as it looks cast based instead of gender based.
Welp, guess I've not paid that much attention to 40k lore rework.

>>725561892
Waifugods have been pandered to ever since their first game and it will remain that way, /v/ being filled with whiners that always want to bitch about something won't suddenly change that

>>725560414
They were, but GW hates fun

>>725561851
They could just be old tau as well.
The tau chick in the Exodite looked more presentable.

>>725562083
Now *this* is something I could fuck.

>>725561985
You subhumans get pandered to endlessly and still find room to complain.
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T FUCK THIS ALIEN THAT REGARDS MY ENTIRE SPECIES AS ANIMALS? THIS IS LIKE ANUDDAH SHOAH. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>725562128
They are still flat as boards tho. Tau have no tits.

>>725562182
EVEN BETTER!

>>725562160
>You
Not me that's for sure, I almost never recruit Yrliet and if I do I kill her

>>725560146
This cover has such an "early pre-rendered 3D" quality to it. Like a knock-off Pixar cartoon, or Star Wars prequel CGI.

>>725562259
yet it released in 2024....

>>725562345
I know, right? It's amazing.

I know that Tau usually are bald or have Manchurian style hair because they're a communist caste system hole, but can they grow their hair out normally without the weird manchu haircut?

>>725561320
GW has been moving away from having the GK be the Inquisition's military arm, now its just one specific brotherhood

>>725562540
No. Anything else is coomer fantasy and also kill yourself faggot

>>725562718
Honest question met with projection.

>>725562247
I found out the other day that Yrliet is like the only "romance" that does not give you a gift during romance. Even Marzipan gives a gift.

>>725555224
I wish the farsight enclave would get some more specific stuff

>>725553818
the chicken legs always get me.

>>725548536
You bet!

I'm considering starting a Tau army currently....though I might just get a Kill Team to prepare for inevitable future appearances like in SPace Marien III

>>725546526 (OP)
Kill you.

>>725549504
Thatcher would put all redditors to work in the mines. Then close the mines and put them to work in the factories.

>>725564815
mines are based though

>Tau drone showcased in Rogue Trader along with the mention of other Tau weapons
>Huge survey last year from Owlcat detailing a lot of Tau related factions
>DH has a Kroot companion
Yeah we're getting a Tau appearance for sure.

>>725558695
Space marines can do the same thing, think they specifically need to eat the brain though.

>>725559196
Lack of psykers. Warp presence is a big factor in soul size, eldar are huge gigasoul compared to humans.

>>725564479
Tau won't be in Space Marine 3 though...? It's Necrons and Death Guard.

>>725562540
I believe they don't grow hair on the sides of their heads at all, so a guelaboo or earth caste trying to imitate human hair could manage an extreme side cut or some combover

>>725565119
Sad we never got a lost earth caste diplomat in RT making her own propaganda leaflets in the cargo hold.

>>725566291
Still two DLC's to go even if those will likely be an Ork Freebootah and a Jokaero.

>>725566393
Ork freeboota who keeps a tau companion because blue is lucky.

>>725566393
>Still two DLC's to go
How big is Owlcat that they can keep updating RT while making two new games?

>>725566883
500+ employees now

>>725566587
This except he crushes and eats the tau in front of the inquisitor

>>725567175
no!

>>725553082
>>725553818
As someone who growing up his favorite mech was the Tallgease... I get it man

>>725554308
Tau is just 40k Brettonia, but replace the horses for Mechs. It's the only think the general audience recognize about them

>>725569032
Is this what GW used as inspiration

>>725548584

Nobody gives a shit this is "canon", if you treat that chart seriously then not a single psyker wouldn't statistically survive to adulthood

>>725569602
the point is that it is fun.

>>725549457
>Tau femboys
Taufags are never going to beat the allegations

>>725566883
Three games, there's 40k 2, Osiris and some Samurai CRPG. There's also some time loop game but they might only be publishing that one

>>725555224
>mech hands holding guns
Thanks I hate it