Thread 725559906

ITT: vidya cringe

>>725559906 (OP)
I'd like a table of food. Especially cake, yummers

I wished I had at least one birthday party like this while I was young...

>>725559906 (OP)
>OP jelly that his parents didn't give him a sick ass themed party.

>>725559906 (OP)
pic unrelated
this kid 100% had the hardest party back in 2012 or whenever this was taken and you're just seething mad with jealousy because you never had a party this raw OR better yet, nobody ever showed up to yours

Post it.

I want a Minecraft party...

Fucking spoiler that shit bro, literally almost vomited from embarrassment looking at that pathetic fat fuck. Seriously, get a fucking life if your life has ever resembled this shit in the slightest. The most humiliating image I've ever seen in my life without question.

>>725560078
>>725560135
>>725560153
>>725560161
Newfags

that's someone's son

>>725559906 (OP)
? this is fine for a kid's bday party

>>725560247
you dont have to be a newfag just because you have empathy and feel joy

>>725560271
*daughter

Lmao this is very far from the cringiest minecraft related thing

>>725559906 (OP)
>chicken
What the fuck are those? They're too big to be tendies.

>>725560271
>son
uhhh yeah about that..................

>>725560247
No you just have a shriveled heart

>>725559906 (OP)
What is in the "fish" bowl? I'm going to assume it's not raw tuna.

>>725559906 (OP)
what is cringe about this?

>>725560247
Probably. But more importantly, some cake would be nice right about now. Or like, some cheesecake or something

>>725559906 (OP)
I've seen this image many times, but am just now realizing I had those exact same track pants. They were really comfy.

>>725560271
Or father at this point. This image is old as fuck.

Cringe obsession needs to die. We were better off before the internet sandblasted the personality off of every single white person.

>>725559906 (OP)
In 30 years, these Roblox and Minecraft gen alphas will be flying our planes and performing our open heart surgeries.

>>725559906 (OP)
>>725560247
>t. IBS bitter faggot

>>725559906 (OP)
NIGGER FAGGOT SEX WITH CHILDREN
Would

>when kids these days don't like the things I liked as a kid
>when kids these days like things that didn't exist when I was a kid
>when the world isn't populated entirely by clones of me

>>725560556
It's Swedish fish.

>>725560783
Yeah the brain drain in all fields has already been bad the last 5-10 years, shit's about to get a lot worse.

>>725559906 (OP)
>Look, mom! I posted it again!
The kid is 12. You're 36-40. You should kill yourself.

>>725559906 (OP)
she already had femboy eyes back then
I'm starting to agree with Democrats gays are born that way

The image that makes normalfags shit themselves from unexplainable anger

>>725560247
There's no core rule on 4chan that says I *have* to be a curmudgeon asshole about kids and what they do for their birthdays. What next, "oh look at the mentally retarded man being loved by his family, how cringe!".

You know what OP, YOU'RE cringe! Needing to beat down on random kids just to feel a bit smug on /v/.

>>725560961
This anon speaks truth. OP. Do a flip.

>>725559906 (OP)
How does he not feel super shame

>>725561253
It's the rules of life. Anyone who is different enough from you that your brain can't register them as an extension of yourself is a potential threat and must be subjugated and/or eliminated to protect the self. Therefore, kids who aren't identical clones of you are bad and you are obligated to scream at them until they stop not being you.

>>725561328
For what?

>>725559906 (OP)
This is epicness though.

>>725561421
how do you personally (holding that opinion) differentiate between something being different from yourself and something being genuinely worse? do you just never make any value judgements about the external world?

>>725561421
dumb frogposter

>>725560941
Yeah because boomers that do all that stuff now are the brightest people

>>725559906 (OP)
Something like this but Luigi themed was my dream birthday party when I was a kid, but I never had enough friends for my parents to justify shelling out the $$$ for it.

>>725561601
I don't. Being different from me is bad, because me is me and that makes me inherently better than not-me, so the world would be a much better place if everyone was me. If that wasn't true, why would me be me and not not-me? That doesn't make any sense.

>>725560078
>yummers
Faggot.

>>725562052
yummers :3

>>725559906 (OP)
I bet little man is gonna remember that day for the rest of his life. A lot of love and care went into this

>>725561421
>Anyone who is different enough from you that your brain can't register them as an extension of yourself is a potential threat and must be subjugated and/or eliminated to protect the self.
This is only true for low IQ brown people. I can relate to white kids just fine.
The kid in the OP image has a wonderful family who loves him and had a kickass birthday party, and I'm happy for him.

>>725559906 (OP)
>Retarded_fat_fuck.jpg
you will never have a minecraft themed birthday

>>725561779
Seems like you're starting to get it.

>>725562097
I'm glad you're enjoying the cavalcade of dicks in your ass, anon.

>>725559906 (OP)
Did he become a tranny nowadays?

>>725560418
nuggies.
>>725560556
gummybears in shape of fish?
why not fishsticks damn they are sugar addicted

>>725562172
>I can relate to white kids just fine.
Can you relate to non-white kids? No? Point proven.

>>725559906 (OP)
I stopped cringing at children when I became an adult.
Now I counteract them by adopting their mannerisms and jokes until they find it lame and stop.

>>725560271
>son
I envy your ignorance.

>>725559906 (OP)
This isn't cringe at all, because it's literally a kid. Dude was like 12 or something. It's great for a 12 year old. Minecraft is also the best selling videogame of all time.
Now, if it were you having this party at your 43 years being a turbo fatfuck with gay delusions it would have been cringe and sad indeed.

>>725559906 (OP)
it would be cringe if it was for a teenager or an adult

>>725562130
He's a she now and the mom cropped all the pictures of him in his own party photos out. He got munchausen'd into transitioning because she wanted a daughter.

>>725560372
>>725560697
>>725560815
>>725560507
>>725561253
the point of the thread, not that i agree with it, is to make a pointlessly meanspirited OP to bait replies from people telling him that he's taking it too far because its just a kid minding their own business and having a fun time
and either there are newfags born every minute because i always see replies telling OP this isnt cringe or this is some advanced roleplay where everyone pretends to be new to give op the replies to bait tertiary posts
or we're all bots
either way this shit is gay

>>725562787
proofs?

>>725560941
no, it fucking won't. because technology. do you know how amazing and precise the modern surgery tools are. esp when a surgeon operates a robot. useful skill to be able to handle keyboard, mouse, joystick, and a pedal at the same time.
>>725561779
don't generalize. a minor % of boomers is/was super brilliant. that's how we got the technology in the first place. normies boomers are retarded. normie any gen is retarded. not like millenials or zoomers are much better. kek.
>>725559906 (OP)
lit party for a kid. commit seppuku.

>>725562885
I asked chatgpt.

@725562914
I saw an immunity dog post many years ago, so I don't have to reply.

>>725562914
dumb spic you're too brown to be Ash

>>725562914
I love that fat Pikachu

>>725560247
>Ive been posting maymays on forward slash Vee forward slash for over a week! I am le oldfag now!

>>725563150
cursed picture do not open

>>725559906 (OP)
why is there no grass in the grass slot
does he not want to touch grass even when he's outside or something

>>725559906 (OP)
the only cringe thing is (you) an adult making fun of a kid on his birthday party
like genuinly if this isnt rage or engagement bait think about how miserable of a mf you are

>>725563196
*raises hand*
Same. Two-week oldfag here.

>>725563274
>he
>>725563294
>his

>>725559906 (OP)
SOVL...

>>725562052
But cake is yummers. Could even go up a few storeys to yummy. Maybe even the coveted high class suite of yum

>>725563274
The other plates are all clear. The grass plate is green. Since it's minecraft, grass is basically a flat nothingness on top of a block, thus the empty green plate.

>>725559906 (OP)
This kid was forced to troon out by his mother btw

>>725562914
yikes

>>725562692
>manlets are so universally scorned that people will analyze a picture of them down to the pixels just to confirm they are one

>>725562885
https://jennifermaker.com/an-epic-minecraft-birthday-party-with-games-and-printables/

>>725563680
why are americans like this

>>725563680
If you go to the team section you can see what she looks like now.

>>725563754
This is Zimbabwe or Thailand for sure

>>725560783
Don't remind me.

>>725562498
Can anyone? No? Point rescinded.

>>725560078
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hhwSCa-RKl0

>>725562914
Good boy.

>>725559906 (OP)
Why is always this, the "among us" kid and Super Shane?

>>725559906 (OP)
Anyone got that pic of the kid in the Mario themed casket? That's one of the most sad and cringe things I've ever seen personally.

>>725563026
Ash is brown retard

>>725562914
bitch

this kid's cringe is immortalized on the internet, and he can't even do anything about it because he's dead, lmfao

>>725562692
would a stack of PS3 games be enough to reach Warwick Davis height?

>>725564803
kek what a bitch

>>725563680
Damn. Not the most horrible-looking one, but you hate to see it either way.

>>725564407
Probably to bait out the trans discussion.

>>725559906 (OP)
I'm probably one of the only people in this thread that knows why OP thinks this image is cringe. If you saw the blog this photo was from you would know.

>>725562692
>showing off games he doesn't own
what a fraud

It's crazy how cringe threads were systematically destroyed by all of the retarded autismos growing up and having nam flashbacks at the aforementioned and troll's remorse redditors wholesome chungusing them on sight. Oh, and this birthday spammer which I think is just a weird version of the former. He sometimes opens with the amogus goblin so I don't think the motivation is to just bring up how the other one is a little jew that got munchied into a troon. An entire decade+ long tradition on half of the boards shoah'd, like if drawthreads were to suddenly become an instant ban. What I'm trying to say is never stop laughing at retarded autismos and that I lament the loss of griefing every day. Thanks for reading my blog

>>725565524
you sound like a sharty fag

>>725562130
>>725562787
>>725562885
>>725563680
>>725564981
holy fuck lmao

>>725565524
you sound like a total schizo and should take your meds

>>725559906 (OP)
OP said cringe.
So just agree with him, you lemmings.

>>725565620
Nah, sharteens fucking suck lmao.
>MY UNCLE CALLED ME A DOODOO HEAD DOX HIM NOW!
>IS THAT A BOG STANDARD PORN ARTIST?!? GOONER BRIMSTONE HELL DOX DOX DOX!!!
I mean they are literal children so.
>>725565821
Which minecraft squealer were you?

>>725560247
Nigger. This spam is like two years old at max.

>>725564981
WOULD

>>725566127
what's actually wrong with this guys face? he always looks like he's crying or has a cold or something

>>725566604
Have

>>725559906 (OP)
Cringe? this is cool,
you WISH you had themed birthday parties as a 10 yo

I wish I had themed parties when I was ten
best I got was pokemon themed gifts 5 years late to the fad, while most of my birthdays I'd have been lucky to even get an actual cake (as in actual cake, with candles and custom writing, not just some pastry)

>>725559906 (OP)
the cake is not a lie?

>>725566936
Say it ain't so...

>>725560247

Please leave.

>>725559906 (OP)
The most egregious part of this pic is the nuggets left on a glass plate outside. Those nugs just look cold and soggy.

>>725562823

You must be mad.

Take your meds, ESL.

>>725566857
take a good look anon.
that's the look of a genuine scumbag.

>>725567539
suicide by cop soon, troon

>>725564803
Ever since my little brother died 3 weeks ago I can't find this pic amusing
Used to be funny as shit

>>725567779
>espanol NES box
Man, you just know this guy is king of the barrio. He probably drowns in latina(male) bussy(boy (male) pussy (male) every night(male)

guy is cringe
cat is based

>>725567996
Average basedtendo consoomer

>>725567779
>>725567996
kek tendies are so cringe

>>725568089
Cats only do this if they have a history of abuse, never been attacked by cats in my entire 30+ years of living and I've been around quite a few of them, they don't just attack out of nowhere.

>>725564803
Nintendo made them dig him up and swap coffins.

>>725567936
Your brother would have wanted you to laugh

>>725568728
kek wtf is this shit?

>nobody screenshotted OP
dead website

>>725559906 (OP)
kids need to learn how to not dress like a retard. idk about the minecraft shit but jesus christ kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8CdEWbt8mo
Nothing can top this

>>725562692
snoys are manlets.

>>725570049
If you told me back in 2014 that the same SGDQ memes would be getting reposted with basically no new ones more than 10 years later, I probably would have stopped coming on here at all since I knew I'd seen it all.

Nothing can surpass this.
https://youtu.be/8WotPzG2nys

>>725570373
okay but fat tranny with no social awareness, chair sniffer, autismo guy ducking the the projector, and autistic seat dancer refusing to sit by a troon is peak comedy forever tho.

>>725559906 (OP)
i bet this kid had a really happy day and good on his parents for still having it in themselves to make things fun for their kid

>>725559906 (OP)
Erm, actually, this is cool, Full of whimsy, I hope he had a good time

>>725567779
I hate showoffy people

>>725564803
>Super Shame

pottery

>>725570373
New ones are posted every once in awhile. The fat chair sniffer was way after 2014. But they've also clearly grown self conscious over the memes so everyone tries to act more subdued on camera.

>>725560418
You remember that Jamie Oliver pink slime video?

>>725562823
Take a good long look at this post, kids. This is what a case of acute irony poisoning looks like. The really sad part is that everything he wrote is right, and he thinks that pointing it out means he's an "oldfag" somehow, that he's "in on the joke." Don't let this be you. It's an easy trap to fall into.

>>725562914
Jokes on you, my mother's been dead for nearly 5 years.

>>725562914
nigger

>>725571596
this... but my dad... and 18+ years.

>>725571663
That's rough, it gets harder before it gets any easier.

You're all being ironic but this is why the white race has become so weakened.

>>725560271
he trooned out

>>725564110
nazi

>>725571795
not having REAL problems is the issue.
You motherfuckers have to invent imaginary shit just to struggle.

>>725562823
"trolls" nowadays often get mad when people call them retarded. blame it on gen z being so insecure that they feel the need to mask everything in irony, to the point where even attacking that "ironic" behaviour is an attack on them.
i WILL reply honestly to bait, and i WILL laugh at the following seething.

>>725559906 (OP)
chicken, carrots, fruits and chocolate cake for dessert sounds like a good party in my book

>>725562914
i went to school with a kid who looked almost identical to this kid around this time this photo would have been taken. i know it is not actually him but every single time i see this fucking photo i think of him. he was a spoiled fucking brat who got everything he ever wanted, he was popular for being a transfer student, only for 1 year then he transferred away again. little shit was friends with everyone and everyone liked him meanwhile i had no friends and i also wanted this same costume with all the poke badges when i was that age but my parents wouldn't get them for me
FUCK YOU TONY

>>725572135
kek

>>725560247
Some people have dads, nigga.

>>725571935
kill yourself homosexual

>>725567996
I've seen more of his videos and he's literally retarded
why do retards make stupid faces? he keeps showing his teeth like he's angry

>>725559906 (OP)
>Minecraft
Literally what is the appeal of this "game"?

>>725572135
he never had the makings of a varsity athlete

>>725569560
Out of 21 kids only Harry got lucky when his powers awakened due to extreme cringe.

>LOOK AT THAT YOUNG CHILD HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR HIS AGE RANGE SET UP BY HIS LOVING FAMILY LMAO CRINGE!!!!
It's always so obvious that these threads are made by 30+ bitter boomers who grew up in a broken home with people who gave absolutely zero shits about them, lmao.

>>725572937
It's a cozy autism simulator, or for kids it's basically super lego on their ipad.

>>725560697
I am in love with this cake. It's exactly the kind of thing an ojou-sama anime girl would eat.

>>725562692
All those games and not a single one worth playing

>>725564308
>bots ignoring immunity dog
Unreal

>>725559906 (OP)
>grass plates
>diamond tool cutlery
Damn thats a nice touch.

Based parents.

>>725567275
post the tank webm

>>725562914
nigger

>>725562914
You're a bastard, but I'm at least glad this cringe was posted. You don't ever see it in /vp/ anymore.

>>725567830
I love how this webm lasts like a full minute as if it didn’t take you one second to immediately identify what’s wrong with it

>>725571448
>This is what a case of acute irony poisoning looks like. The really sad part is that everything he wrote is right
so he's right
and the rest of what you wrote is just your inane retard babbling to assert some kind of.... something.... against a neutral explanation of a thing

>>725567592
>Rocksaar

>>725567830
gmod idiot box has better fluidity than this

>>725559906 (OP)
How can something that used to be so cringe feel like the only evidence of a soulful past

>>725571448
>he thinks that pointing it out means he's an "oldfag" somehow, that he's "in on the joke."
I'm pointing out that it's a repetitive abortion of a thread/post completely pointless and detrimental to the board & you have no recourse but to go, "I don't like that I am getting called out because I like to engage in exactly that behavior so I am going to attack you"
tldr
you smoke poles

>>725559906 (OP)
I know your mom went out and got railed by a pack of STD-ridden niggers for your birthday, and your only present was the rest of the semen that produced your mixed half-brother spilled onto your bedroom floor as your mom, cum drunk and exhausted wished you goodnight from the door, switching your lights off without as much as a tune before midnight.

But, you don't need to take it out on other kids. OP.

>>725560238
It's a kid bro

>>725575123
It's a fucking loser, and a loser is a loser no matter what age they are.

>>725562919
you may think we act like a fool... but we are thinking like a brilliant

>>725575052
hello justin.

>>725575341
>Craps out on the last three resources and just puts M&Ms
lmao

>>725567592
They didn't learn their lesson from the san andreas remake?

>>725567830
>John Negroskewerer: Our history will show that we advocate for peace

>>725562823
there is no "point of the thread" retard, OP goes where the shitposters take him
it just so happened that this time the shitposts didn't go down the same lead-poisoned path peabrains like you like to point at and go "OMG remember the time this happened??"

>>725575832
they chose the worst and also funniest wow microfaction to do this with

>>725568863
>Cats only do this if they have a history of abuse
Well, they can do this if some weird and very loud noise upsets them. I have a cat who's fine with a friend's dog, but when they dog once started stomping about and howling he got served by said cat. The... "man" in that clip is obviously screeching like a retard, in addition to how violently he's unwrapping.

>>725575583
They learned that retards will still buy their badly made shit as long it has the Rockstar and GTA branding.

>>725573637
Hey that's Urotsukidouji, right?

>>725559906 (OP)
That's cool as fuck, OP is a loser

>>725568728
I've always wondered which one is meant to be the player character in this webm

>>725560742
I used to love wearing track pants as a kid until I was pantsed in middle school in front of everyone by three bullies. Traumatized me so much I haven't worn em since. Even now at 30 I can't wear em

>>725562692
Snyderbros...

>>725567936
Character development

>>725576968
just tie them, dump-ass

>>725576745
clean it up janny

>>725576745
so much corn wasted
there are people in africa who are starving right now

>>725559906 (OP)
I wish my parents tolerated my hobbies instead of buying me a playstation and complaining whenever I tried to play it

>>725571448
Yeah.

>>725559906 (OP)
ITT: OP seethes at children whose parents love them.

>>725577086
No

>>725559906 (OP)
this is such a paltry offering for a kid's party. what did they expect only 2 people to show up? is all the real food inside?

>>725577172
And then what? It's not sorting them anything it's buying them an extra year, an extra day!
>can I have some popcorn
>here's some popcorn
The next year:
>can I have some popcorn
>where's your brother
>he died

>>725577172
AND THEY WILL STARVE AGAIN!

>>725577172
That isn't a lot of corn

>>725559906 (OP)
>tfw this thread reminds me of when my childhood friend had a birthday party themed around the new fad called pokemon, and his cake was shaped like a pikachu. Good times

>>725577172
there are people in america who are starving right now

>>725562914
eat shit and die

>>725560697
I'm relatively skinny and I would absolutely destroy 3 slices of this per day, but I'm nearing 36 and a little gut is starting to show. The good days are over

>>725562914
FUCK YOU, DIE.

>>725578175
Oh no, you're going to lose several of your 400lbs of body fat to starvation.
Nobody cares about starving americans. Hunger is actually dangerous in other countries.

>>725560507
you're dumb and gay
>>725560815
you're gaytarded
>>725561253
you have a little gay brain
>>725563196
you have a dumb fruity no-good brain
>>725566395
it's 5 years old actually
>>725567470
you're gay and like men
>>725572358
you love musicals
>>725567539
you haven't been on this website long enough
>>725571448
you are silly
>>725576125
>itt mentally retarded trannies (but they have hearts)

>>725560247
>complaining about people sympathizing with the kid
True newfag spotted

>>725559906 (OP)
This is just a kid being a kid. This will be a kino memory for him

>>725579816
Just because they're retarded and can't spot a 6+ year old repost doesn't make them kids anon, no need to be so harsh to others..

>>725562914
retarded faggot

>>725579559
>give me referential ritualposts or give me death
honestly a bold move to try cementing yourself as winner of the vidya cringe thread this hard
is this like an OCD stim where you have to steer the vidya cringe thread in the same way each time or you start having an aneurysm?

>>725562914
kinda cringe

>>725569560
>mutt
Do americans really?

>>725565524
the real problem was that no one posted new shit. and its kinda hard to do now since only the most upvoted or promoted stuff is shown. user made content gets shoved to the back on every social media

>>725580479
I like to help the retarded, illiterate and disadvantaged; if you saw someone's grandma cashing out with $500 in Google Play cards while on the phone with someone you'd speak up. Same thing, I see a bunch of retards fawning over a disingenuous joke we have repeated more than 200 times I feel bad and speak up.

>>725565524
I legitimately forgot the kid in OP's pic trooned out via his single mother lmao

>>725580003
Five years of lurking and 800 tranime watched minimum before posting chud. Rules are rules.

>>725581064
>I like to help the retarded, illiterate and disadvantaged
Now who's the bleeding heart here?

>>725573327
Can you talk like a normal person for once in your life?

>>725562914
Kek

>>725569768
I agree with the sentiment of this post but it's funny looking back considering the ABSOLUTE STATE of helldivers today. Although that actually just reinforces the idea that shroud is being a clown pretending modern multiplayer games have any staying power or cultural influence.

>>725576964
it's either the bounty hunter who has what looks like a mishmash of different colored armor or the sith because he's the coolest guy in the room

>>725576606
it’s cinderella four from zeta gundam

>>725576964
>>725582686
after looking it up, yeah the bounty hunter is the PC, the red sith is a lategame quest giver called Darth Tormen
it's hard to find any information on this game because there's only a fandom wiki that's VERY sparse with pictures

>>725571935
and that's a good thing.

>>725562914
Pathetic faggot eat shit and cum while being buck broken Prince

Honestly this thread is just a bunch of looser artists who make fun of kids to feel better about their pathetic selves. That's what most of this cringe obsessed shit is.

>>725559906 (OP)
>he's in his 30's now

>>725567996
How does he keep it on his head so well

>>725578175
And also Africa and a lot of other places too

>>725562914
my mom is already dead

>>725564981
why are whitebois like did?

>>725584515
Us muttmericans have very flat head from being neglected in the crib while mom takes BBC loads

>>725559906 (OP)
your parents hate you

>>725584942
Can you jack off before you post

>>725584942
He looks like some kind of Chinese Mexican

>>725576745
americans after ordering 1 small popcorn

>>725570049
You need a userbase capable of creating OC to get that. We don't have that anymore.

>>725582631
They did kind of drop the ball. Heavy mismanagement from the developer and Sony basically turbo killed hype for the game.
>slow updates with nothing meaningful
>war map supposedly controlled by one guy (not true) and he does nothing with it
>Sony guns down support for tons of countries killing off part of the playerbase
>devs subscribe to the idea that things need to be nerfed and nothing ever buffed
>finally start to see some inkling of what should have been an immersive warfront come to life
>too late
>emergency crossovers and buffs on everything
>game is bugged to shit still with a dying playerbase
It had every right to be something close to Arc Raiders, and even the Arc team might drop the ball the same exact way, but unfortunately they just couldn't keep up with what should have been an easy slam dunk. Instead it took over a year to see a glimpse at what could have been. In the same way that Helldiver's visuals, animations and light implements of physics carry it past the everyday trivial multiplayer co-op game, Arc Raiders is pretty much carried by its visuals, audio (BIG CARRY), and animations. It will fade out into irrelevance as the best example of what the baseline of extraction shooters should be, but it's far too similar to other games for it to stand out without sick and somewhat constant events.

>>725560783
The scariest part is that the kid in this picture was from like 2012 or 2013 which means he's not even an alphie. He should be around his early to mid 20s right now.

>>725577172
We send and help africa so much and they neglect and destroy what we give them, fuck them
>Captcha:NGGGS
Even captcha hates niggers

>>725559906 (OP)
I've got no problem with a kid that age being a Minecraft sperg, but those homos in their teens and 20s spazzing out in the theater to Chicken Jockey are a level of cringe that can only be cured with a shotgun blast to the face.

>>725560153
I had a Jurassic Park birthday party that also had an added layer of being a surprise party. I had to share it with my cousin though, because the little bastard of course had to be born the same week I was.

>>725586446
Wow this would’ve done numbers in like, 2006

>>725560247
nigger you've been single handedly trying to force this ""meme"" for half a decade now

>>725562914
Fag

>>725562914
Fuck u

>>725564803
Reminder they got sued by Nintendo

>>725586786
This would make their playercount fucking deteriorate

>>725569560
> fem moot doppleganger is pol
intriguing

>>725559906 (OP)
what would your ideal vidya themed birthday party be anons?

>>725587536
It probably already did

>>725577172
Well, what are you waiting for? got there and feed them.

>>725567936
>Ever since my little brother died 3 weeks ago I can't find this pic amusing
Mamma mia....

>>725587576
>hat says "Polly"
yo unsquint your eyes chang

>>725562823
Or maybe newer generations are naturally more empathetic which is a foreign concept to you, so you lash out because you're incapable of change.

Anyway.
>Videogames
Shit thread, sage.

>>725588682
or maybe they're gullible fags that believe everything they consume on the internet and react blindly

>>725562914
Based edit
I hope everybody dies

>>725559906 (OP)
Fuck you OP, this looks cool as hell, and he's enjoying himself.

>>725567936
pathetic, you should have made sure your brother had a few 1-ups

>>725560418
That’s what whole chickens look like

>>725564110
>MFW

>>725569560
Kids don't organize parties
Problem is to be retarded enough to let your kids have a cringeworthy party or even worse, enjoying them as a kid
Those kids look bored as fuck and therefure they are not cringe

>>725562914
wubalubdubdub

>>725570049
there's nothing new under the sun anymore.

>>725559906 (OP)
What a pathetic obese spastic. In the good old days he would gets neck stomped on.

>>725586004
>userbase
you really just need one person

>>725592479
please respect the child's pronouns; the blogger mommy that owns it turned it into a girl you hateful chud

>>725559906 (OP)
It's some kids birthday, you were his age once, let him have fun

>>725594654
no you don't understand, my brain broke and made my autistic schizo ass hyperfocus in on this one child and how "cringe" he is, he MUST die and be laughed at

>>725559906 (OP)
The party looks fun for a kid but he looks way too grown up for that shit. He's what, 11? 12? I was done with birthday parties at that age let alone themed parties

>>725593237
Has she taken BBC yet?

>>725594774
>>725594654
no, you don't understand, i possess the same level of intelligence as the child in that photo and can't distinguish a clearly satirical post that has been reposted on this website near-monthly for years at this point from an actual jaded person on the internet being mean for the sake of it. please take pity on me its my first day on the world wide web 2.0

>>725559906 (OP)
>Young kid having minecraft themed birthday party
>Cringe
If it was full grown man then I would call it cringe

>>725559906 (OP)
That looks great, if someone did that shit for me but with LEGO when I was his age I would've loved it. The only tragedy is how his parents could let him get so fat.

>>725562914
Not today, fucker!

>>725595119
>a clearly satirical post
>i was only pretending to be retarded

>>725562692
I'd drug myself with goyslop videogames too if I was a sub 6 foot worm

>>725595392
Good boy.

>>725593838
dudes trying at least

I never had a birthday party as a kid because my parents didn't want to bother. How does it feel like? Is it fun?

>>725594849
that's just an Equilibrium (2002) parody

>>725560783
>rolled in to surgery room for open heart surgery
>cutie anaesthesia zoomette is prepping your mask for sleep
>surgeon is a baby face barely 20 years old, brocoli hair protruding
>unintelligible alpha slang greetings can be heard
>you hear him ask chat gpt to provide step by step procedure for open heart surgery as you drift into sleep

>>725560247
Faggot

>>725595856
kek decades ago when I was a teen, I had to go in for surgery for appendicitis, and I still distinctly remember going under as the surgeons were all making Napoleon Dynamite jokes since the movie just came out.
>Do chickens have large talons?
Nothing really changes, I guess.

>>725595473
you're the retard that can't click and drag an image

>>725559906 (OP)
Americans be like: hurr I love my kids and give them good childhoods

>>725564803
Reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoB13FZUmG4

>>725564938
underrated

>>725560238
Is this yall something yall do now yall. Post this kid and pretend to be mad to confuse and upset the yalls who donting this?

>>725562692
Reminder to never take off your shoes in the presence of others or when taking pictures. Your shoes add 1 inch.

>>725597435
that's not even schizo ritualfag material, that's actual newfag filter material
fuck off and lurk moar

>>725559906 (OP)
they grow up so fast...

>>725597660
parasocial relationships with random niggers online are just as normalfag as parasocial relationships with celebrities

>>725597889
>nuomuhgaw Xe doesnt know makibadfox or lancedjack!!!!
(You)

>>725597889
newfag

>>725559906 (OP)
this fat piece of shit piss me off!!!!!

God I wish my parents gave enough of a shit about me and my hobbies to do this kind of thing when I was younger.

>>725562914
Every time i see this i thing fuck where did they get a pic of me for a second

>>725597986
and here forever, too.
maybe if oldfags didn't get uppity and draw attention to themselves, this place could've been more obscure and i wouldn't be here.

>>725560418
breh

>>725579319
>gaming journalist jury vs the mob of multiplayersloppers ran by an grifter eceleb
gaming industry is dogshit

>>725568024
He fucks hairy brown men in the ass, in his brightly colored Nintendo themed basement, while dressed as Mario and says things like "Mama Mia!" When he busts a nut

>>725559906 (OP)
>minecraft themed birthday party
You think this is bad? You might have had a Chuck E. Cheese or Showbiz Pizza Bear themed birthday party once and kids nowadays will think "OH COOL YOU HAD A FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY?"

>>725598009
unc is malding bruh

I miss my parents, my birthday is just a day now

>>725599721
Sad that kid grew up to be AIDS patient zero

>>725559906 (OP)
I didn't even get to invite friends over for my birthday. Thanks mom.

>>725562914
Can't be too careful.

>>725567936
Fent?

>>725599721
>>725599960

My nephew watches this Youtube channel that's recorded entirely in Minecraft with these two super annoying personalities with even more annoying voices and I'm pretty sure the scripts and the voices are all AI
I feel dumber every time I watch it with him

>>725596269
You know what, that shit is kino and I would love if we had dedicated tank controls like this to play with my friends.

>>725560989
what the fuck are you talking about you creepy faggot

>>725564110
me when I lie

>>725571448
you're all newfags most actual oldfags ignore this thread entirely

>>725560418
They are a new inventions called "nuggies". Their introduction wasn't without controversy but they are starting to catch on now.

>>725598224
>>725597889
furthermore, they're in a parasocial relationship with a small set of trolls & internet jannies who only existed before they were born.
these """oldfags""" are the same kids who think they're cool for constantly mentioning snacks or moot or whatever because they saw some old moe art or a flash on jewtube.
iirc last that was heard of quentin was allegedly in some MMO where he said everything he posted was just to troll and he actually turned out to be a chill dude (yet you see niggers worship him here)
manlytears is almost exclusively an excuse to make manlet jokes in filename threads. i know he was a namefag but i forgot who the fuck he was
and boxxy... i never cared, most i can tell she seems like some scene girl people used to like

>>725601039
technology is amazing

>>725570049
even fucking instagram reels makes funnier, crazier shit than whats come out of 4chan the past 10 years. this place fucking sucks cock so hard its not even funny

Industry insider here... there's a new type of chicken nugget coming out in 2025. They're called "cosmic nuggets". Be ready.

>>725560783
>these Roblox and Minecraft gen alphas will be flying our planes and performing our open heart surgeries.
that's why they are importing pajeets to do the important work sar

>>725601335
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM THE NUGGIES ARE POI

>>725562914
why is that lil nigga lost in the backrooms

>>725560247
>getting ratio'd on 4chan

>>725597819

Thought so.

2011 boys are so cute.

>>725562914
She's pretty old, she's at the point where she should probably be grateful to go that peacefully. But fuck her.

>>725601112
no one mentions snacks outside of legitimate oldfags because no one knows who the fuck he is, take your meds

quentin is funny stoner bad /v/ comic man
manlytears is a depressing retard who tried to latch on to famous people around him and copyright a meme he pretended to be the first ever to post, still lives with his mom and plays second life to meet boys and women
boxxy you're pretty much spot on

>>725559906 (OP)
>children having vidya birthdays...is bad!

>>725602056
>mobileposting on 4chan when you can literally change the filename in the box

>>725602308
filename changing is 4chanx but many phoneniggers just randomize filename anyways

>>725602308
>you have to waste time and do that because.... ummm.... you just do ok!?!?

>>725561421
Literally nigger logic

>>725602809
I would assume most people addicted enough to be browsing here on their phones are using an app with 4chanX installed
unless they're black/mixed race?
>>725602840
it makes you look like less of an ESL/lower tier citizen

>>725603002
>unless
Phoneposting in the first place would be the sole indicator.

>>725603123
You're right anon, that's a rookie mistake on my part..

>>725563680
btw this is the kid, the pic related is from 5 years ago

>>725603440
Quit being a larping faggot and touch grass.

>>725603530
>zoomer buzzword zoomer buzzword zoomer buzzword
yeah gyatt ohio rizz skibidi to you too faggot lol

>>725560418
you dont know nuggets? you stupid fucking retarded faggot

>>725603491
Bruh

>>725570049
It's the same """people""" complaining about remakes too

>>725603990
like sure, i guess they're bad but like... who cares this much right?
surely it can't be SO worthwhile as to spark so much outrage?

>>725593838
>switch 2 secured

>>725603491
>those eyes
this nigga is going to kill his mom 100%

>>725559906 (OP)
why is the fish red ?

>>725573327
>It's exactly the kind of thing an ojou-sama anime girl would eat.
lol, imagine that cake slowly travelling through her intestines and turning into poo lol.
imagine the big stinky dump she'd take lol, like imagine how funny it would be to inhale her vibrant anal fumes as she takes a big stinky cake based brap in your face lol.

>>725560135
I went to a Star Wars themed birthday party when I was like 7 or 8 and it was so fucking awesome

>>725562914
I found this edit of it naturally awhile ago and still don't know why he's there

>>725559906 (OP)
His parents know their shit. He probably had a great time and so his friends. I loved birthday parties like that, mom used to make a damn good table with enough food and candy for the night. I'm glad for that.

>>725560271
Thats a son that's loved by his parents
I hoped he remembers that for the rest of his life

classic op
>>725559906 (OP)

>>725569560
Polly probably had 12 kids later in life.

>>725603579
>exclusively millennial lingo is somehow zoomer now
huh.

>>725559906 (OP)
I know this is "obvious bait" but that genuinely looks really neat

Granted I've only played Minecraft for like 15 minutes tops in the 16 or whatever years its been out

>>725560247
you have to be 18 to post here.

>>725603491
Why are women like this? Why even troon out when you've downgraded and will never pass?

>>725560170
I immediately thought of that Mario coffin.
You were talking about the Mario coffin, weren't you?

>>725604965
>his
>he doesn’t know

>>725560843
this but unironically

>>725564981
WAY TO GO /v/ YOU TROLLED A KID SO HARD HE HAD TO CHOP HIS DICK OFF TO ESCAPE THE SHAME

>>725562914
I hate you.

>>725606409
if only he had the opposite idea and manned up instead of girling up

>>725578175
What's funny is that the government makes it needlessly difficult for farmers markets to use SNAP benefits because of the overhead. They've seen a rise in use for markets since COVID, but it's still under 2% nationally because the government wants people to waste it on Walmart shit. I wonder why that is.

>>725563680
I don't think it's a coincidence they behave exactly like Stalin photoshopping his ideological rivals out of historical photos. Marxists gonna Marx.

>>725596269
men used to go to war

>>725562914
Who

>>725567996
aww cute little brown girl playing along

>>725559906 (OP)
Inferior genetics, autism, zoomer
It's over for him

>>725577172
don't worry, it's subsidized with your tax dollars :)

>>725562914
FUCK YOU

>>725577172
it's funny because africans aren't people lol
but yeah the corn is wasted because it was used by americans who aren't people either

>>725560078
>yummers
Based esoteric oldfag

>>725559906 (OP)
>vidya cringe
>posts kino
i dont get it

>>725577172
*taps sign*

>>725559906 (OP)

This is cute and cool as fuck. Kid had a bitching birthday.

>>725562914
Ahh

>>725567779

What a disgusting amount of excess. Greed is such a revolting trait.

>>725617325
we get it, youre eternally miserable.

>>725593838
Can't believe he fucked that 35 year old whore for switch 2 money.

>>725562914
And I still fell for it

>>725603002
>giving a fuck about what other people think of your filename on 4chan
What is wrong with you

>>725566857
Sounds like it, too.

>>725567779
>My dream is to live in a game store

>>725579559
Every day until you like it

>>725560247
>play along with my force meme guys!!
No, faggot

>>725562914
fuck you. im too superstitious for this shit. here's your fucking (You).

>>725559906 (OP)
I never had a themed birthday party......
Or a birthday party...........

>>725560247
>all the seething zoomer reddit tourists
it's so fucking over. God I wish this shithole closed down after the havk

>>725559906 (OP)
>OP trying to shame some kids birthday party
Feel bad for OP. He never had a childhood. I remember having a Sonic themed birthday in 94, a Star Wars during the special edition release, another Sonic one in 99.

>>725620814
Maldavius…

I only had 1 birthday party in my life.
A few kids came over but I ignored most of them and instead played with my best friend. Kek good times.
I got a cool transformer plane toy.

>>725563680
https://web.archive.org/web/20190121073341/https://jennifermaker.com/an-epic-minecraft-birthday-party-with-games-and-printables/

>>725564110
Didn't a neo-nazi shoot up a school literally at the same time Kirk's face shrunk for the last time?

>>725567779
How many little presentation videos does this one fag have?

>>725560783
wait til you find out what kind of retarded shit kids were into 30 years ago

>>725607517
You can go to war right now

>>725560247
ironically you're the new fag here.

>>725562914

Fuck you

>Have great, loving parents
>Becomes a troon anyway
So whose fault was it?
Society?

>>725562914
Snorlax is a wall

>>725559906 (OP)
My mother made cakes every birthday for me and my sister, and spent hours making them look like whatever interested us at the time. One time she made me a giant medieval castle chocolate cake with ramparts, towers, a drawbridge and a moat, with little knights and horses. Good times.
I'm pretty sure she'd make a minecraft cake if it existed back in the 90's

>>725562914
Lmao.
>>725569560
Tag yourself I'm gloomy gus

>>725560783
Dont be fucking stupid, itll be robots and AI

>>725624198
Based mother

>>725624305
I'm Boob McNutt

Sloppy

OP is the same sort of faggot that ruined YLYL threads

>>725602056
>we did it Reddit!

This year for Halloween a 7 year old kid came to my house dressed as fucking Steve. I called him what he was: a faggot retard. I've never cringed so hard in my life.

>>725565524
4chan has failed the same way America did circa the Reagan administration. Times changed, the cracks in it got more and more apparent as fixes became less feasible due to how much shit was piled on top of each other, and bad-faith actors gamed the system until said gaming becomes the only viable way to survive. Sure, we still have some good moments like the Chicken Little storytime or queen/king of /v/ but there's no truly fixing anything until Hiro/the jannies' lame duck status finally catches up to them and the site goes down in flames.

>>725560247
faggots who try to pull rank on 4chan of all places are fucking pathetic.

>>725559906 (OP)
Bet that kid's birthday was the talk of the town for years. Not cringe, looks fun

>>725559906 (OP)
As a teenager I would have looked at something like this with nothing but contempt and it would have made me irrationally angry. As an old man now, I wish just once in my life I had a birthday where my family put this level of effort into it. I look at this and I'm jealous of that kid.

>>725621465
Yeah, it was Kirk himself. He was heiling the Hitler as he did it.

>>725605086
>have a party so amazing
>people you dont know are even posting it many years later
He won

>>725623920
>Have great, loving parents
Single mother

>>725620592
I'd have to tap at impossible mode

>>725560783
And the people flying your planes and performing open heart surgeries now are those who were depicted like Beavis and Butthead 30 years ago.

>>725560783
I have a feeling gen alpha wont be able to do shit withou a 24/7 AI companion by their side.
Its the generation that will kickstart our real life cyberpunk dystopia.

>>725560372
nice buzzwords faggot

725624758

Bump!

>>725562914
What?

>>725562914
fuck u

>>725559906 (OP)
If it was an unc it would be a "the cake is real" joke

If it was now it'd be Italian Brainrot or 67 themed or whatever.

>>725559906 (OP)
where's the katana?

>>725559906 (OP)
SOCIETY HAS FALLEN

>>725567779
unironically, I'd rather be in hell than in that room

>>725563623
lol

>>725562692
To be fair he's slightly squatting, he's at least 6'1 if he's standing straight desu

>>725627587
>He won
He got trooned out by his mother and she even went so far as to crop the pictures of the event so he's not even in them anymore, she changed the text referring to him, literally erasing his past. It's like his mother is Capcom.

>>725563623
>not just picking up a PS4 game box, measuring its girth and multiplying that by how many there are in the photo
I swear, most of you dropped out at grade 5 or something

>>725559906 (OP)
You jelly OP? Yeah, you jel.

>>725559906 (OP)
>sticks are pokis
Well done.

>>725593838
these two pass for white in America

>>725562914
I really, really dislike my mother. I just reply to share.

>>725564308
Lemme just cop this immunity real quick, hehe ty

>>725567996
I KNEEL!

Bump.

>>725576495
Hey, he's on camera. Gotta play that shit up or sleep on the couch for a year.

>>725562914
I still have that fat pika plush in my closet. Pokémania peakd during the Y2K era.