Thread 725563826

What games do gamer girls like this play?

For me it's ninomae ina'nis

>>725563826 (OP)
Assassins Creed and other open world slop
VN's and walking sims
MMORPGS
The Newest Final Fantasy

>>725563909
>>>/vt/ranny

>make shit fucking thread
>reply to yourself with earnest answer to give thread sense of legitimacy
Getting rid of IP counters was a mistake.

>>725563826 (OP)
The Sims Online

animal crossing

pragmata thread got deleted for this

>>725563826 (OP)
I could fix her.

>>725563826 (OP)
What games do boyfailures play?

>>725563826 (OP)
FFXIV

>>725563826 (OP)
What video games do boyfailures play?

>>725564371
why is she angry?

>>725564410
This is really what these dumb fucking drawings feel like

>>725564371
>takes serotonin and trazodone with a coffee chaser
Based zoomer

>>725563826 (OP)
Behead these girls.

>>725564371
is that a troon?

>>725564472
That game that tracks periods

>>725564410
>wrists
Unrealistic body standards

>>725564287
Don't fix her, keep her a little broken and co-dependent so she doesn't cheat on you because she thinks she can do better.

>>725564410
This is literally me except without the money, height, or hard body

>>725563826 (OP)
>for some reason

Because she's obese. Fat chick tits don't count

>>725563826 (OP)
They don't play games because they don't exist

>>725564410
>wrists
damn he's literally me

>>725563826 (OP)
PS1 inspired indie games

>>725563909
Is this your way of getting revenge of off-topic threads

>>725564410
Aside from how I'm broke, that's literally me.
Spending 90% of my welfare checks on my gym membership is expensive as fuck, but at least it pays off. I dread to think what my health would be otherwise, and instead I'm genuinely strong. At least.

>>725564250
>'mata thread
where?

>>725563826 (OP)
>Missed out in life

Nah, I didn't miss out on anything. Everything I have was only meant for me, and everything that's happened was meant to happen; The only way is forward.

>>725563826 (OP)
I know a 40yo version of this IRL

I think she might have BPD

>>725564410
>>725563826 (OP)
Fucking KEKAROO

>>725563826 (OP)
Back when I was socializing with women the gamers among them were mostly fixated on MMORPGs, but that's a dead genre now, so probably gacha.

>>725564783
patches the untethered over here

>>725563826 (OP)
Gachas, eroge, and their favorite childhood RPG.
>>725564410
Roguelike deckbuilder gambling sims, free to play online pvp like mobas or war thunder, dark souls games

>>725564287
your worse

>>725563826 (OP)
>>725564410
why is /v/ like this

animal crossing for some reason

>>725564410
That's just markiplier or your average successful former loser youtuber from golden age of youtube

>>725563826 (OP)
I am okay with this.
Now, where do I snag one?

>>725563826 (OP)
It’s always games you never play.

>>725563826 (OP)
the only girl failure type i know was extremely skinny and frail looking with tiny tits
not skeleton mode but almost

her room smelled of fermented pussy juice

>>725564902
This is literally the same sub that went private for months because it was "invaded" by men trying to date the women. Can you even imagine an incel group having to go into hiding because too many women were trying to date them? But femcels totally exist bro!

>>725563826 (OP)
>cute girl with a college education and gigantic titties
Wow, what a hopeless loser. I bet it's impossible for someone like that to find any kind of success in life. I mean what kind of guy would date a beautiful woman with tits bigger than his head?

>>725564783
You did miss out,life is drinking poisons like alcohol and other drugs,having unnatural sex with an unnatural amount of men thats doesnt lead to birth(birth is too natural to be part of life obviously) and socializing with hundreds if not thousands of people you barely know as it was established a 1.000.000 years ago
Thats life and you missed out on it.

>>725565181
>men trying to date the women
now, being fair: you're assuming said men have noble, pure-souled intentions. and the context suggests that they do not.

>>725564371
>sleeping meds with coffee

>>725564882
>be me
>doing nothing wagie dumbass 21
>couger works with me
>starts hugging me from behind
>making me lunch
>fug she's nice
>afterwork drinking cheap little alcohal
>"I cant believe you haven't asked me out yet"
>OH SHIT
>fast forward
>bpd
>broke
>"owns" the house ger divorced husband is legally has to let her stay in for about 2 years
>overrun by her two huge dogs that I cant even be allowed inside to clean it
>car is similarly filthy
>develops liver cirrhosis from drinking like an irish
>fucking DIES
She played God of War 3 and couldn't handle anything without a fixed camera.

>>725565461
stop posting pictures of my hot sister

Thing is though. Men broadly, find >>725565191 rather attractive.
But do women broadly actually find >>725564410 attractive? Even if he has got the body, he is still a jobless NEET.

>>725564410
this could be me if it weren't for my exploding wrists

>>725563826 (OP)
>Stardew Valley
>Pokemon
>the Sims

If you somehow manage to get an actual "gamer girl" then a major sign she actually likes you is if you catch her recreating you in the SIMs. If she is starting a family and having kids with names and everything then she wants you and you NEED to give her the dick but maybe wear a condom depending on what you want.

>>725564371
>PTSD
Doctor love these self-diagnose retards , life-long buys of crazy pills

>>725563826 (OP)
PoE

>>725565545
It's literally all about looks so yeah

>>725563826 (OP)
i don't look like this and i play cult of the lamb.

>>725563826 (OP)
>>725564410
>What if ugly people... Were hot!?
holy cringe

>>725565227
People do not socialize enough.
The average person doesn't know their neighbors or anyone who isn't family or coworkers in their area.
Friends these days are acquaintances.
Maybe people that go partying are overcompensating, but in the past a typical person would have at least 2-3 social circles they would participate in, now they have twitter and their cats.

I'm super constipated from a medication I have to take. I spent almost half an hour on the toilet taking a shit. The worst is that it "crowned" early in the process, but just wouldn't come out. I'm actually exhausted from the process. This is an awful feeling.

>>725563826 (OP)
Fuck that, tell me what games picrel likes to play on the weekends

>>725563826 (OP)
if you're real then i would like to soak with you

>>725565704
Its too expensive to go out and live in excess. Economy sucks and people are too addicted to using their phone to connect with each other.
At least nerds on the internet were used to seclusion but the normalfags are struggling to realize that doesn't actually work

>>725564743
whats your bench/squat/deadlift?

>>725563826 (OP)
>is probably a vtuber
checks out

>>725565746
I had crazy diarrhea earlier and had to shit a lot 3 times in a row, it's quite the opposite of what you have but we've both been in pain today, hope you get better

>>725564410
>boy"failure"
>chad with glasses
>>725565191
>girl"failure"
>stacy with messy hair

>>725565285
his argument is that their male counterparts would welcome such an event, noble intentions or not

>>725565746
pain killers?

>>725564549
>>725565461
looks like the type to already have built tolerance

>>725563826 (OP)
>>725564783
>he didn't turn off his amygdala and experience literally everything in college

lmao it's easy, I feel bad for you.

>>725565191
>>725565545
Big tits in tank tops are my fetish. Not even a footfag but a girl in a tank top with no bra, short shorts, barefoot relaxing at your place is basically multiple layers of "I'M READY TO FUCK NOW".

>>725563826 (OP)
A woman like this is fucking worthless, she'd sit at home and just drain your resources and never get a job

Marvel Rivals, Peak and now Arc Raiders. She's way too nice for that and I'm constantly having to save her or her loot after she gets killed while spamming don't shoot.

>>725563826 (OP)
Would, with or without big tits, as long as face is cute
>>725564715
>shit in her face
every fucking time
GODDAMN IT

>>725564575
I had sex with your mom

>>725566083
your sister does not count

>>725565545
>a jobless neet
>with a 6 figure income
???

>>725563826 (OP)
I too like depressed asian girls.

>>725563826 (OP)
>>725566047

She'd be stinky

>>725566083
>hiding her loose stomach
Hags are so cute bros.

Would rub her feet while she plays vidya

>>725564715
>only using 5 ports on the rack mount switch
>router not plugged in
bet there is nothing on that sever as well
>tplink
>ubiqity
LMAO

>>725566083
It's really weird that you post enough shit like this where I can recognize who you are. You're gonna get doxxed by some crazy eventually who wants to fuck your wife.

>>725564061
Incel seethes at /v/tubers

>>725563826 (OP)
I have a friend like this minus the drawing, vtubing, and rich instead of broke. She's pretty much my backup plan if I lose this job and she's okay with that. I'd have put a ring on it years ago but she has some major fucking problems.

>>725564410
kinda puts everything into perspective

>>725563826 (OP)
My first gf was like this, except she had a job as a nurse.
She played a lot of final fantasy online.
I was talking to another chick like this, but the conversation sorta went flat. that one was playing yakuza.

>>725563826 (OP)
>>725564287
>>725564715
>>725566083
>>725566116
Would you really want a gf like this /v/?

>>725566187
>>725564410
The 6 figure income is ridiculous and breaks the whole analogy.
The girlfailure, even if physically attractive, can genuinely be called a failure.
But the boy"""""failure""""" is hardly a failure with such an income. No matter of what kind of slob they might imply that he could be.

I just like chicks with big tits.

>>725566535
>has a period blood bottle
Holy based fem gamer I KNEEL

>>725566032
I experienced a life of sickness of weakness and Im experiencing it now.
You will never have my strength,resilience or knowledge of the human body and mind.
I feel bad for you,just an npc-drone-automaton who would cry at the slightest inconvenience like your pet dying or being sick and stuck at home for a few months.

>>725566535
Based Hatsuu. Xseed died when Tom and her left.

>>725563826 (OP)
This is just Pikat https://www.youtube.com/@pikat/featured
Except she has a husband and has worked at Riot

>>725566609
She appears to be drinking it, as the mug has the same color pink coating the inside as the bottle, so I doubt it is that.
Probably some fruit bullshit.

>>725564410
Nice gotcha, but men can turn ito this if they work out, whereas there's no excise that makes women grow tits

>>725566535
Oh no that would be terrible. But I suppose I could take one for the team to save other people from having to put up with her.

>>725565285
I am noble and want to meet a like mind women. Where do I find them if not their advertised hangout spot.

>>725566581
The girl is a vtuber, with a college education, beyond that the point is no attractive woman with huge tits is a failure much like no man with a six figure income is.

>>725566732
>members only content
I dont watch ebeggers

>>725566581
>she's a failure because...her degree isn't good enough and she doesn't have a job
retarded. failure means you failed, not being in a position that you can easily climb out of

>>725566741
Yeah just having a laugh.

>>725566034
"now" more like "any time"

>>725566342
>It's really weird that you post enough shit like this where I can recognize who you are
We live in an age where anons like spamming shit because they get off on the idea they are Internet famous over some random stupid thing.

>SNEED
>ICK ON ECK

The ICK ON ECK guy probably loved the tiny bit of fame. It was very fleeting. It wasn't positive since he was just a weirdo with a small dick. And the notoriety wasn't widespread since it was just a bunch of chuds on /v/ but for once in his life PEOPLE NOTICED HIM even if it was just to laugh at his small penis.

Where the fuck are the mods today?

>>725563909
Imagine naizuri from ninonaizuri inaizuris

>>725566756
>Nice gotcha, but men can turn ito this if they work out
How do I gain an extra 10 to 20 cm in height by working out?

>>725566535
I dated one. She was awesome, but things fell apart between us because we had sex almost immediately after we met and I am inexperienced and therefore had great difficulty performing. Also she was fat as fuck, which wouldn’t have been too bad if we hadn’t tried to have sex in my car all 3 times (since neither of us had a place of our own).

I’m not as eager to fuck on the first date anymore.

>>725564410
I look like this minus the money and glasses, i don't take of my appearance except when i go to the gym

>>725565746
>>725565895
I had a regular shit while reading this thread

Sims

>>725566954
ICK ON ECK IF I JUST KEEP SPAMMING MY MICROPENIS ON THIS BOARD I CAN GET PEOPLE TO NOTICE ME!

>>725567073
filling your dads arse with their cum, faggot

>>725567073
The only thing gayer than a j*nny is a wannabe j*nny.
Consider suicide.

>>725564410
Not the same, like at all

>>725565181
Counter point: the men were redditors

>>725566756
>just make your womanlike wrists bigger bro

>>725567110
You usually don't but losing height as you get older is a normal thing that usually happens.

>>725564371
>Fat and mid
>Septum piercing
>Mentally ill and medicated
You can literally make these pigs your slaves and have them do the most depraved sexual shit impossible even as a sub 5 looking man if you give them the attention. I love them

>>725566741
Wasted opportunity. If I was a female streamers everytime I had my period I'd spend the day squatting over mason jars filling them with period jars and then hold a period blood auction the next day where viewers bid on them.

>>725564410
>boy "failure"
>makes 6 figures

Words used to mean things.

>>725563826 (OP)
stop fetishizing me

>>725563826 (OP)
>no bf
she didn't tell you about me?

>>725563826 (OP)
There is no such thing as so called 'gamer girls'. Trannies are men, full stop.

>>725564371
>taking melatonin on a daily basis
Gee, I wonder why she had insomnia. Fucking retard.

>>725567425
Yeah but then the catch is that you have to actually have sex with them, and that part kind of sucks

>>725563826 (OP)
this image literally just describes me minus being a woman and without any of the redeeming attractiveness features. Also I have TWO useless degrees.

>>725563826 (OP)
Casualslop and Friendslop mostly.

>Stardew Valley
>The Sims series
>Phasmophobia
>Lethal Company
>Repo
>Casual MMOs like FFXIV

>>725567461
Pretty sure that was drawn to make fun of the fact that all the "girlfailures" that people draw are all basically 10/10 women that are slightly unkempt and have eye bags.

>>725564616
Women are so fucking stupid that they will ruin their entire lives for a moment's glee for making someone they dislike feel uncomfortable for 10 minutes.

>>725563826 (OP)
Pretty much my wife irl minus the vtuber stuff and depression. Her most played games are hades skyrim and fall out 4. I tried getting her inti elden ring but she dropped it after godrick.

>>725567296
>mfw I’m older than Janny

>>725565498
>overrun by her two huge dogs
One simply realizes.

>>725564410
this is literally just a chad

>>725563826 (OP)
This is LITERALLY me except I am male and instead of huge tits I have huge dick.

>>725567674
My brother majored psychology and became a factory worker manager. Im glad because it finally got my folks off my back about wasting my money with the successful son having wasted thousands.

>>725564616
>waah I feel a bit unwell 1-2 days a month
>the govt even gives me paid leave for it if I want to take it
>society feels sorry for me and comforts me while I eat chocolate all day stoned watching Love Island

>>725567941
This is me except instead of a huge dick I have an unremarkable average sized dick

How do you get a gf like this bros?

>>725567876
Oh right that's definitely not even a joke. She definitely fucked her dogs, of whom she only kept males all throughout her life and only the ones big enough to mount. I tried getting her to just be comfortable admitting it, but understandably wouldn't.

>>725566609
>>725566741
imagine driking someone's period like some sort of strawberry smoothie

>>725563826 (OP)
You guys hype up sex so much is unreal
Listen to me, find a girl even on the ugly side but is totally chill and fun to have around and enjoy to stay with.
Everything past this will come naturally

>be painfully normal dude, very boring
>every girl i talk to and ask out declines
>have a female coworker same age as me
>she's a gymrat with big tits
>ask if she has any single girl friends who might be interested in meeting with me
>she says no, sorry
>also that she's single and not looking for anything right now :^)

>>725564410
This one is a joke. Look at the comments.
https://x.com/erykistired/status/1980796223499186315

The only girl I know like this couldn't go out in the sun without an umbrella and took psych meds for reasons I can't remember. One time she asked me to buy her some meds that didn't need a prescription, and she got mad over the phone because I messed up the order in which I brought them to her. I got mad and left her, so next day she decided to go to my mom's house and scream out my name for 20 minutes while I was away. One time she "jokingly" pulled out a knife on me and said she'd rip my guts out. Weeks after we broke up I found out that a couple of years before we dated she turned her then ex boyfriend against her then current boyfriend, so one day the ex boyfriend caught the current boyfriend and stabbed him 4 times in the back, killing him. She lives 4 blocks away from me and I still see her sometimes, she is fat as fuck because of all the meds she needs to take, and I've never seen her in my life with the same dude twice.

She played The Sims 1 a lot. Also you can't fix her, nobody will.

>>725563826 (OP)
Games in which I can kiss dollies

>>725563826 (OP)
How big is her girlcock though?

>>725567391
Post wrists

>>725568105
>TWO chunky, slightly unkempt titcows had crushes on me in high school
>ignored them because I was thirsting after some other girl I can only remember because she was the reason I never pursued either of them
Ive accepted it as the heart wants what the heart wants but sometimes the heart is fucking retarded

>>725563826 (OP)
>total piece of shit human
>but female?
gtfo

>>725568257
>painfully normal
I thought most normal people are fun to be around? Being repellantly boring is a sign of autism or something.

>>725566083
glad to see you around anon
iirc there was a pic of your wife with cow bra? or am I hallucinating

>>725563826 (OP)
>>725564410
Women and men like this exist, but don't look like that

>>725566187
I'm a neet with a six figure passive income

Okay but serious where are they at haha

>>725568824
whats your secret anon, do you sell drugs?

i used to date a blonde chubby girl a few years ago that had trouble walking due to her joints being fucked. she'd take medicinal mushrooms for it so everytime she did that i'd smoke half a joint and we'd watch adam sandler movies and have sex haha

>>725568927
I bought bitcoin, sold it and then put it all in stocks. Like all other rich people, I was just lucky

>>725564410
literally me

Cozy games
Seriously I joined a FB group called Cozy Gamers and it's 95% mid-30's women who ask about cute fishing, life sim or mobile games.

>>725569081
give me 100k

>>725569081
this image makes me want to ack irl

>>725569184
do any of them have large breasts per chance?

>>725564371
I only take selatrine for my OCD, this seems way more of a serious case

>>725569081
>sub six figures
>rich

>>725564410
Unironically me except for the redbull and money. I am tall though and I go to the gym but I don’t have abs. (Amateur powerlifter)

>>725568105
Get really good at a competitive multiplayer game egirls play and then prowl the Discords for those games offering to play with anyone who might be female.

>>725563826 (OP)
is it just me or do her legs look fucked up

>>725564371
>nighttime meds for severe insomnia and melatonin
>while taking them with iced coffee
I hate how many people are stupid in this world

>>725569254
Most of them do they also have kids which explains the extra milky

>>725569379
I'm a multimillionaire

>>725569392
Just untrained. This is what an out of shape woman who isn’t fat looks like.

>"real" gamergirls
Multiplayer normieslop.
>casual gamergirls
Nintendo games, narrative heavy games, puzzlegames.

>>725569460
and your proof?

>>725569452
neat

>>725563909
why does this ironboard flash her pits like that?

>>725568105
>implying they would actually do that every time instead of nagging and denying you sex (eventually)

>>725569379
six figures in passive income is the definition of rich, you'd need like 4-5 million dollars invested to pull that amount

>>725565746
Opiates are truly horrible I had to go to the emergency room to get impacted fetal matter out of my asshole, not long after surgery (hence the painkillers).

>>725569748
Depends on what you're doing.

If you're doing an ETF like JEPQ or QQQI, you really only need like 8-900k

>>725565958
Not necessarily, picture this
>femcels invade the board
>one of them starts begging you for your personal information
>you're thinking fuck yeah easy lay
>she invites you over to your place
>get there, she lives in a shitty studio apartment and she's got like 10 cats running around the place
>she's fat, unshaven, and reeks of BO, cat piss, and ass
>in fact the entire place reeks of cat piss
>she's got clothes scattered around her apartment including panties with skid marks
>she offers to cook you dinner
>grabs a plate out of the kitchen sink which is piled with dishes
>there's some cat poop on the plate so she gives it a quick rinse and wipes it with a paper towel
>throws a couple of hot pockets on it and throws it in the microwave
>inside of the microwave is splattered with miscellaneous exploded food by the way
>invites you to sit on the couch which is soaked in so much cat piss you're probably going to have to toss your clothes if you sit on it
Would you still hit it or would you immediately get the fuck out of there?
Also note that the moment you get up to leave she's going to start screaming at the top of her lungs that she's going to kill herself if you don't stay

>>725569707
They do, but to you

>>725569809
>impacted fetal matter
Anon why the fuck was a baby in there?

>>725568420
Just know you couldn’t be a bigger bag fumbler than me, I don’t even bother typing out my situation just know it would seem like made up ragebait

>>725569901
They don't, only the first two years until they know you're commited and then they don't need to anymore.

i know a girl like this and she exclusively plays osrs

>>725569081
Genuinely what's the point in not killing yourself if you'll never even be half this lucky? I don't want to wage till I'm 90.

>>725569986
Skill issue

>>725567705
And if they've got no job applicable skills, no experience, and just bedrot all day. Then they are failures indeed and the fact that you'd marry a failure doesn't really change that.

Actual answer:
The Sims
Farm sims like Stardew Valley
Animal Crossing

>>725567705
That is literally how most men see women

>>725570089
Don't do it. Because if you do it and fail, you might live the rest of your life completely crippled.

>>725570139
Nah, gender issue.

>>725570089
My retirement plan is a Smith & Wesson.
Gonna at least stick around until my parents and sister are no longer around since I don't want to burden them. Hopefully by then I will have found another reason to keep going.
Its the only thing that my procrastination hasn't bit me on yet

>>725564715
Is it even possible to save a Sönyggēr girl?

>>725569809
>getting chunks of dead babies scooped out of your asshole
You know there's probably some faggot on /d/ who'd actually enjoy that

the true blackpill is meeting a gross fat slob of a woman, looking into her Instagram, and it's a wildly popular page full of duckface selfies and pics of her with a 'husband' she can't put a ring on

>>725566083
Any more of those fat veiny hangers?

>>725564410
Take away the 6 figure salary and 6pack, replace red bull is monster and its literally me

>>725566083
Pube status?

>>725563826 (OP)
they play every single David Cage game and take every chance they get to remind you they hate david cage.

>>725570427
Hit the gym fatass

>>725563826 (OP)
>>big tits
>socially inadequate
>no friend no bf

>>725570089
idiot. people traded things and services before paper. how do you think animals live?

>>725564287
I think you missed the "always has a headache" part.

Gacha. They go into debt on gacha. LADS, uma, I know one that plays Nikke.

They also play animal crossing (or right now, hello kitty island adventure)

>>725570343
Clearly meant fecal bro

>>725570789
That's me frequent headaches and pressure, fog too. It sucks.

>>725570789
that's cuz she's a retarded and doesn't hydrate herself enough
bet she thinks alcohol is a valid substitute too

>>725569897
>>inside of the microwave is splattered with miscellaneous exploded food by the way
Why did this make me laugh?

>>725563826 (OP)
Where do I get a woman like that?
Getting tired to be a neet alone. May as well be a neet with somebody i can snuggle with.

>>725564410
Literally me but i don't need glasses

>>725569081
>Living off dividends
Very based. That's the kind of shit highschool should teach students but public school is only designed to create poorfags who debtmax.

>>725570927
check out local stores or restaurants for that depressed cutie in the back

>>725569081
I'm glad someone finally posted proof of this instead of all the retarded pajeets and r*dditniggers claiming they made millions off crypto.
Good for you desu

>>725567674
>this image literally just describes me
MARRY M-
>minus being a woman
Oh, never mind. Welcome to the club.

>>725569081
>tfw could have boughted bitcoins in 2010
glad you could make it, space cowboy

>>725570927
>where do i get a single hot gf with big boobs who is interested in a loser with no job
That doesn't exist. A 10/10 woman who is single is not gonna want a neet loser.

>>725570927
>>725564410
>>725563826 (OP)
I mean, neet shut-in bitches with take-out boxes all over their room exist and can be reasonably sexy. The daughter of a local restaurant owner in my area is like that.

>>725563826 (OP)
This girl does exist and she's obese

>>725571043
If the world lives off of dividends, nobody gets any dividends because the economy collapses.

>>725563826 (OP)
My sister is unironically like this.
>30 years old
>has useless art degree
>no irl friends, only talks to a couple people online from different countries
>only ever had 2 bfs in her entire life, 1 she only met in person once because he was from a different country and flew over to meet her
>extreme social anxiety
>broke because only works part time minimum wage job
>almost never goes outside
>draws but isn't very good at it, writes a lot of fanfiction too
>never used any sort of makeup and doesn't know how to use it
>showers like once a week and barely ever brushes her teeth
>not fat

>>725565498
Tell me you banged her before she died

>>725565191
Dolphin shorts.
They are called dolphin shorts.

>>725571934
>barely ever brushes her teeth
NO

>>725570927
Femcels do not exist
You will suffer until 2032 when android girlfriends become available.

>>725571934
>>never used any sort of makeup and doesn't know how to use it
This is a good thing thoughbeit
>>not fat
You lie.

>>725563826 (OP)
no hymen no diamond

>>725572145
They do exist, they're just crazy.

>>725571602
Unless you have big hands

>>725571602
They don't have to 10/10, he'll they don't have to be 4/10 I'm looking for anything at this point bro

>>725572303
Even the crazy ones have sex on the regular, anon

>>725563826 (OP)
Women like this only exist in fiction. In reality a woman that ticks all of those boxes is going to look like Tammy Slaton.

>>725572237
She isn't fat but I attribute it mostly due to the fact she is too lazy to even leave her bedroom to get food to eat and the fact that she still lives with our parents who don't buy much junk food.

>>725572303
curious how you cropped out the dumb and fedora stickers

>>725564715
that entire rack setup is unnecessary, that kind of makes me mad
the monitor setup looks cool thoughever

>>725563826 (OP)
Literally my sister

>>725572395
She'd unironically look alright if she didn't ruin her face and body by becoming unbelievable obese.

>>725564061
lol mad, sorry your janny application got denied ranjesh

>>725564287
No you couldn't. People are the way they are because of their genetics. Any amount of change that can occur can only come from within, and their mental ability to determine there is a problem and change it is also reliant on genetics, as evolution did not actually stop at the neck. If you try to fix her, you will just spend the rest of your life wishing you had given up on her sooner.

Source: My marriage

>>725571934
i'll save her! im a esports gambler

>>725572237
Women who don’t know how to use makeup look like actual clowns when they try to wear it. I have a female friend who is like that, and I don’t have the heart to tell since I know nothing about makeup myself and can’t even offer any tips other than “be better”.

>>725572332
>Mine are only average
GOD DAMN IT ALL

>>725572953
>and I don’t have the heart to tell
Just tell her she's already plenty beautiful without make-up.

I'm friends with a few female vtubers. Sometimes I wonder how badly they stink in real life. It's a fun game to play at night.

>>725572579
>genetics
What? My parents are very normal people? Do both me and my sister are unlucky in the genetic lottery?

>>725571934
Why aren't you fucking your sister?

>>725573041
She’d look much better if she knew how to apply makeup properly. Otherwise, she is rather plain-looking

>>725563826 (OP)
None, but they draw yaoi of video game characters.

>>725573160
Boomers like you should be hanged.

>>725571934
>showers like once a week
>LOND-
>and barely ever brushes her teeth
Aw hell no.

>>725571602
literally doesnt matter if you have an attractive face. face mogs everything else

>>725563826 (OP)
Women like this are pretty much guaranteed to have tried BBC *at least* once. Not baiting

>>725573430
good morning saar

>>725572303
Those aren't even really femcels. They talk all of that shit and then go out and get fucked, hate themselves for it, blame men and the cycle repeats endlessly.

>>725573394
That's fucking retarded and you don't know anything about women.

>>725573430
that makes it even more based howeverbeit

>>725573430
How's the weather in mumbai?

>>725573430
I pray God takes out the rest of South Asia.

>>725563826 (OP)
I know a girl who is exactly like this, but I think she is aromantic and asexual. She's still basically just a kissless virgin loser, just genderswapped.

>>725563826 (OP)
Where did you find this picture of literally me?

>Crusader Kings 3, currently

>>725573512
ridiculous cope. I'll give you my personal anecdote, I'm 6'1 with an average face and a good 6 figure job. I have to work to get women. I have a buddy who's 5'8, doesnt work out, works shitty jobs but he has an attractive face. literally every time i go out with him, he will get approached by a woman. he literally has a harem of like 3 women he sees regularly, with almost no work on his part

>>725573134
>Do both me and my sister are unlucky
Yes, you are both very unlucky, as is everyone around you who must put up with you.

>>725573828
NTA but I'm 5'3", chubby, and have a horrible job only making a little over 30k a year. I've gotten laid multiple times, and not even with fat or ugly bitches. You just gotta have charisma and not have an ugly face.

>>725572303
Femcels do not exist. This literal sub 3/10 has a HAREM. A HAREM of men fighting over her.

>>725573828
>unlikable retard with shitty hygine vs cool guy who takes care of himself
damn i wonder why none of them go for the guy who spends all of his time on /r/incels

>>725573985
not disagreeing with you, and that doesnt really go against what I said. but you don't have women walking up to you lol, you actually have to try, and like you said face matters
>>725574041
bait

>>725563826 (OP)
Skyrim
Sims
Mobile slop (cycles the newest games being advertised by eachother)
Tiktok
>not vidya but pic rel

>>725574184
I wasn't disagreeing with you, retard-kun.

>>725573986
I forgot who she was, but wasn't she rich or something, too?

>>725563826 (OP)
>Has big tits for some reason
NEVER happens.
Also, knowing one, she plays JRPGs and Fotm slop

My wife hits about 3/4 of these. She likes No Man's Sky, Genshin Impact, The Sims, Rimworld, and watching me play Grimrock 2 (helping with puzzles and by spotting secret buttons). Her favorite game of all time is KOTOR 2, in large part due to the Atton romance. She loves romance but is extremely picky about it.

>>725573986
is this the kike wood elf or whatever from alameda?

>>725573986
I know one IRL. She's a single mom with a black kid and the baby daddy died a few years back from heart attack or something. she can't find a bf and has been looking for some time now, but unfortunately her face looks like a foot, so it's difficult

>>725573986
-cel is short for celibate, so yes, they can, they're just not involuntary celibates.

>>725574583
and yet her coalburning genes will be passed on, while most men's won't

>>725574662
"femcel" is the bastardization of "incel", retard.

>>725564410
Never expected a chink of all people to btfo all of these "stinks good femcel gamer neet" thirdies so hard

>>725572303
The world will have healed when I can command by nandroid robot wife to oppress real women

>>725574662
They're not abstaining from it. They'll have it when they want it.

>>725574583
Coalburner won't lower her standards but can almost certainly still get laid. Stop the presses.
>>725574662
Are we gonna go down this retarded road again where people pretend sex havers can be incels? If you are not a virgin you cannot be an incel. You are A VOLCEL WHO REFUSES TO LOWER THEIR STANDARDS AND BY 21 ALMOST ALL WOMEN HAVE HAD SEX

>>725572303
The lack of spelling or grammar mistakes irks me to no end.
An educated woman wrote that. She might be your coworker.

>>725563826 (OP)
Known several women like this who I met at autism meetups, and none of them were virgins. Call me an incel, I don't care anymore.

>>725573986
Wasn't that literal sub 3/10 Sam Bankman-Fried's righthand man? She was fucking loaded, every single spastic in this thread would put up with some sub prime minge if it meant guilt free NEETdom

>>725564882
What about his worse?

>>725575364
you're actually quite handsome and tall to boot, good for you anon.

>>725563826 (OP)
Except for the anxiety thing, that pic describes my ex-gf perfectly.
>>725564653
Or out of sheer luck, she gets a well-paid job and slowly forgets about you because "muh career". Dumped her ass.

>>725573986
Women with the phenotype are the absolute fucking worst. A girl that looked like just that but chubbier got hired at my office last year, spent 4 months trying to manufacture drama before she got canned for not doing or staying on top of anything.

>>725570927
You don't lol

VIDEO GAMES FOR THIS FEEL!?

I've been pretty steadfast on my preference for girls 18-21, and tolerance for 22 to 25.
I'm just not going to marry a hag with baggage

>>725563909
>used goods

How do I get a gamer gf like chiaki?

>>725563826 (OP)
Do I count if I identify as a female?

>>725575751
>t. 45 year old man

>>725575870
>>725575990

>>725575827
be yourself

>>725563909
FLAT

>>725573986
retards seek out retards
it sounds like she succesfully started a cult

>>725565498
rip

>>725569897
Last girl I was in a relationship with was kind of like that but not that far gone. She was working a stressful job and was depressive. I very patiently helped her turn her habits around.
There was a whole room full of random shit. Nothing too dirty thankfully. But I dread to think how bad it could have become.

>>725564410
I feel like this is comparable to >>725565191 in terms of fantasy levels.

>>725573134
Just marry your sister

>>725575407
I'd hit her ass with redbull honey pack combo for sure.

>>725563826 (OP)
shame about the big tits
unfortunately in real life these girls are fat or otherwise deformed

>>725575728
unironically Overlord (2007)

>>725575990
I'm going to be 28 this year

>>725565181
It wasn't all "femcels" like we imagine, but lots of normal-looking gals who posted shit like
>dating is hard! hehe I'm #foreveralone because I haven't had a boyfriend in months :(
because like
>>725567365
said, this is still Reddit, and there were plenty of basic bitches and fujo radfems alike there. Even outside of that cancerous sub, there's still plenty of lady Redditors who think "forever alone" means "has yet to successfully con an intelligent man off of Tinder for more than a week"

>>725576027
...is all that you can do

>>725563826 (OP)
God I wish

>>725563826 (OP)
they play the dating app game where they talk to you for a day (sometimes even set up a date!) then ghost you and do it to ten other guys until they get bored then do it again next month

I really don't know why there's all this opposition to losers with good genes, they exist

>>725567937
thats the joke because OP is just a stacy who showers half as often, and instead of a clubbing social circle she has a harem of discord guys all chasing after her

>>725570927
as a wise man once said to aris
YOU DONT!

>>725576365
>Be yourself is all you can do
That's a nice quote actually

>>725572303
>crematoriums
actually it's gas chambers and a typhus virus, ovens can only burn 271,000 every 5 years

>>725576352
I can fix her.

>>725572343
>they don't have to be 4/10 I'm looking for anything at this point bro
You and 1 million other men

>>725576806
It's a song, anon.

>>725570089
Nothing stopping you from taking your leftover work money and putting it in bitcoin. You won't be a millionaire, but it's something to work towards.

>36 soon
>missed out on life (never been on a real date, probably won't ever marry, etc)
>friends are only online, boyfriend is married
>degree used to be useful before the indian flood but I switched jobs anyway
>was stuck in life until a few years ago
>female
>social anxiety so severe I can't call most people by name or look them in the eyes
>not broke because I don't spend much
>constant headaches mean you aren't hydrating
>don't touch sunlight often because I prefer the night and the winter, skin looks like printer paper unless I'm sunburned from driving to the city or something
>diagnosed with autism and a bunch of other fun stuff
>can't draw for shit
>vtuber
>no boobs
>still posting on this site despite probably being old enough to be other posters' mom
Close enough yeah? I play really old stuff in my free time. Things I grew up with mostly. That and Rimworld.

>>725563826 (OP)

Image related is breeding material. Just give her a few children and all of her problems will be solved overnight. That's all it takes to fix incel women.

>>725569897
Okay but how ugly is she and how horny am I
These are the main questions

I wanna be a house husband and raise ten kids.

>>725577101
You're still young enough to bear my children, I'd give dating you a try.

>>725576981
>full inbox
Grim but I can see why. She's young, has big tits, and a decent face. If you could somehow convince her to treadmill max you would have a nice 5/10 or 6/10 gf.

>>725564715
>A&W in front of Christina
Really?

>>725573986
Who wants to play pin the weasel with me bros

why do all trannies have glasses

>>725570089
You don’t. Haven’t you heard of social security benefits? Earliest is like 62. If you’re too autistic to work, you can apply for disability. If not, just find some part time job. I only work a couple days out of the week and still live with my parents. I basically still live like a NEET but I know it doesn’t count.

>>725571934
barley showers
>would
barley brushes teeth
>EXTREMELY WOULD

This is your gamer gf for tonight, that'll be $6000 + tip

>>725573430
youre a pedophile

>>725577715
It's wild that there's a customer base for this.

>>725565667
>0 results on yandex
>0 results in archive

>>725564410
https://youtu.be/N7Y9hY5RcnE?si=7mSdJqhKdjlQ5tE1

>>725577715
>it goes up to fucking $6000 for 24 hours
>$250 per hour or $2 million year salary
WTF who pays for this shit, not even doctors or CEOs get paid that much, and for a expired crack addict looking bitch
maybe for like a victorias secret model or one of epstein/harvey's hand selected girls

>>725577101
>no boobs
>vtuber
many such cases

>>725566152
Might actually have liked my sister if she looked like that
>>725566236
Three kids took their toll
>>725566342
I live in a good state for that
>>725568735
There's several like that, also two types of cow print tops
>>725570392
Sometimes on b
>>725570592
Hesitantly growing it out. She trimmed it before but I'm making her grow it out. It has started peaking out of her panties and she doesn't understand why I like that and thinks it's gross.

>>725577101
Play Rimworld with me please

>>725578030
You know what must be done.

>>725577101
tits or gtfo

>>725577101
>boyfriend is married
what

>>725577101
Ok but if you were going to go on the market where could we find you and your friends. Please I'm begging and desperate for a friend wife

>>725578320
>There's several like that, also two types of cow print tops
awesome
wish you had some folders of her, I can never find threads with your qt wife

>>725578581
Come on nigga. You know what a mistress is.

>>725563909
Naizuri correction

>>725577101
What's the best way to meet girls like you?
Dating apps have fucking sucked for me and all my matches are just love to travel bullshit.
I vastly prefer nerdy degens like OPs pic I've dated throughout college and can barely find any on the apps.

>>725577715
the way the corset highlights her nonexistant tits is depressing

>>725563826 (OP)
Modded BG3
Various modded friendslop
At least 2000 hours in modded stardew valley
At least 1 degenerate mobile anime game

>>725578731
>mistress
then he's not her boyfriend

>>725578837
same here and I'm already 37
it's so over

>>725577101
>>725578731
>homewrecking slut
No thanks.

>>725577101
Be my mom.

Women don't play games. They pretend in front of a camera for simpbucks.

>>725577101
>I have a boyfriend already, and he's someone else's husband
>I have it so hard, I'm such a looooooser like you guys, tee hee
Actually kill yourself. And your "boyfriend" too

>>725578837
They don't go outside anon
The ONLY way to find them is on games, assuming they bother with multiplayer, or by knowing their parents and being put together enough (or them being desperate enough) for 'em to introduce you.

>>725577715
No thanks, with that kind of money, that's at least 3 range trips every week

>>725577101
YWNBAW

>>725577101
I can fix you/inspire you to make small but meaningful improvements to your life and support you, in exchange for seeing your boobs from time to time.

>>725577294
I've already had one. Might be another down the line depending on how things go with this one's milestones and her dad's marriage.
>>725578260
Sure seems like it. I'm not complaining, though. They'd get in the way.
>>725578368
It's single player and is my comfort game when I need to be alone
>>725578574
Undignified for a mother
>>725578581
He's married. He has a wife and then he also has me.
>>725578679
I don't have friends, at least not around my age. I hang out at the park with my kid when the weather's nice enough.
>>725578837
Don't know, I don't involve myself in any of that. If I go somewhere for me it's a thrift store or a hobby shop.
>>725579047
Go rake the leaves and put the recycle bins out

>>725577715
>$6,000 to spend a normal ass meetup with a bony crackwhore
fucking lmao

>>725575870
unfortunately no
that archetype in males is very common, the appeal in op's pic is that it's not common in females (but desirable)

>>725579241
>They'd get in the way.
That's flattie cope.

>>725579241
>He's married. He has a wife and then he also has me.
lmao cuckqueen

i have a 5'1 flat chested south korean girlfriend who did nothing but RP in gaia online until now and she is 30. she never had a bf.

>>725579241
>talking about dignity on 4chan
heh

>>725579241
>He's married. He has a wife and then he also has me.
>women would rather share chad than find their own looksmatch

>>725579241
>Go rake the leaves and put the recycle bins out
anything you say mommy

I'm a girl* too teehee don't hit on me sillyboys
*: actually a big bearded man who could fucking pierce your chest with a single hand

>>725579241
hypergamy should be punishable by death

>>725579241
>He's married. He has a wife and then he also has me.

>>725579241
>He's married. He has a wife and then he also has me.

>>725578553
>2
you fucker

>>725579361
I'm pretty finicky about being able to move around properly honestly
>>725579437
Genuinely yes
>>725579534
Just shows how undignified an act it would be.
>>725579558
Well, he was mine first until that woman came along.

>>725577715
Who the fuck is paying $6k for a night with a woman that looks like this? Man society is cooked.

>>725579809
Is it a matter of not wanting to lose him that you let him have her too? You know how fucked your kid is gonna be with that scenario too

>>725579809
>that woman
You mean his wife? His beloved? The (future) mother of his children?

>>725579809
>Well, he was mine first until that woman came along.
How many levels of cuckqueaning are you on right now?

>>725578553
i thought she was gonna eat him

>>725577101
>boyfriend
stopped reading there.

>>725579809
>I'm pretty finicky about being able to move around properly honestly
ya same, that's why I'm not ripped like chris redfield

>>725579809
>Well, he was mine first until that woman came along.
>actual cuckquean

cuckquean is so fucking hot

>>725580159
i lold

>>725577101
>never been on a real date
then how the fuck do you have a husband? I fucking hate foids so much you dumb fucking bitch.

>>725563909
>no tits
>no ass
>no hips
>no personality
Do you also like water without ice to go with your white bread and plain rice?

>>725579809
>seething cuckqueen pretending to have dignity

>>725579241
>Undignified for a mother
>He's married. He has a wife and then he also has me.

>>725579809
where is your self respect

>>725580346
biggest fag itt

>>725580121
In a manner of speaking.

>>725563826 (OP)
i know a couple women who are exactly this, albeit a few years older than 30.

they're all nonvirgins, BPD and their life is filled with anguish half the time; and they're struggling to pretend to be someone they're not.
they hate everyone around them, and constantly talk shit about everyone they know; including their closest friends. just gigantic losers in general.

date an 18 year old instead, don't date a used up loser whore.

>>725563909
Is this Splatoon?

>>725577294
>barely dated, etc

>had a fucking kid

you're just delusional like the rest.

>>725571934
Drop a discord or somefin?

>>725579241
>cuckquean
>raising chads child
>who already pumped and dumped you for another woman
for the sake of my conscience im assuming this is just some quality bait

>>725580512
One who never puts out their net will never catch fish.

>>725567781
Did this retarded bitch move back and get killed by Russians yet?

>cuckqueen
>dumped after a kid for stacy
>no tits
no way this shits real

>>725577294
>36
>young enough to bear children
Lmao

>>725579970
It's not worth trying to explain the logic.
>>725580106
1 probably.
>>725580159
It's kept me from letting myself get fat.
>>725580313
I don't
>>725580424
Self-respect goes away quickly when you're faced with dying alone or accepting being second.
>>725580551
I haven't been "dumped". We are still together.

>>725580493
>BPD
just a reminder that if a woman has this you should run IMMEDIATELY
end it on the spot
it's not worth it

>>725579241
Your kid is going to be so fucked up, they'll probably murder you when they grow up lmao.

>>725580676
Fertility rate is still at 50% at that age, I believe.
I'm 28 years old. I can't afford to be picky.

>>725577715
I've done this its good for saars

>>725575364
What is that pic

>>725579241
Do you dom him?
Do you think you're hot?

>>725580914
its those little plastic attachers they use for clothes to affix tags

>>725563826 (OP)
I really want a non gamer gf who I could show games too and she would play them for the first time while I watch and we both giggle together as she does stupid things

>tfw you have to watch your boyfriend's daughter while he goes out with his wife
Sisters, this sucks, I just wanted to play the sims...

>>725566083
Why are her forearms blurred out?

This thread's sure gone places, hasn't it?

>>725578320
>Three kids took their toll
They're yours... right?

>>725564371
imagine needing anything more than adderal. suckers.

>>725581141
>WE MUST BE BETTER WOMEN

>>725564410
fucking lmao

>>725581163
Because she has a bunch of ugly tattoos that will easily identify her.

>>725563826 (OP)
my friend looks like this
but she's flat supposedly

No women with a big ass or tits are ever single long if at all.

>>725580759
>we are still together
>he just married someone else

>>725564410
I don't know what's funnier, people completely missing the point that this picture is specifically making fun of >>725565191 and a direct response to it or the picture itself

8ch used to be good for finding NEET girls with negative attention brain for approx. 3 weeks, then it just became regular attention brain

>>725580806
BPD women are basically prostitutes, they fall for the first guy they're with. I say that as someone who doesn't even hate women, or play into the incel r9k bullshit.

Only losers date BPD women.

>>725564616
Removing the uterus is not like plastic surgery. You need a reason to do it.
Doctors are not butchers

>>725563826 (OP)
i see this girlfailure crap that's trending and im just confused. why is the modern moid fantasy essentially "me but as a woman"?
no wonder so many of you weirdos end up trooning out. get your life together and acquire some standards, damn

>>725581692
>Doctors are not butchers
Leftists don't have morals.

>>725580942
Sometimes and yes.
>>725581514
It kind of works when you're a traumatized autist like I am. Lots of alone time for sitting quietly with your thoughts

>>725581692
>Doctors are not butchers

>>725563826 (OP)
Trolling FiveM
https://files.catbox.moe/kzj5yj.mp4
and will do the same on GTA VI when it releases next year.

>>725581768
>why is the modern moid fantasy essentially "me but as a woman"?
Because men require something to take care of. It's called motivation.
Without motivation, men go insane.

>>725581780
Pot kettle, rightie.

>>725581898
flat women lives matter

>woman derails a /v/ thread without even showing tits
shame on you all

>>725578320
Whew

>>725581768
imagine if you had you, but in female form ; and she had all of the same interests as you.

no personality, but a convenient cum receptacle for you to use; midwit tier IQ but with enough dick you can turn her into your ideal tankie communist waifu; or based trad catholic bride (whatever flavor of retard works out for you).

only caveat is that... well she has several self harm scars all over her, and she used to have a 'hoe' phase before; but that's all done with now. she's with you now, she's based and draws sonic the hedgehog getting rimmed by a cunnie.

>>725582189
Right-leaning people have morals. They may be retarded and not make much sense sometimes, but they do have them.
But leftists? They are like robots. They are of one collective mind. The moment a leftist starts thinking outside of the expected norm, they are no longer seen as an ally by other leftists. They are cast out and branded an enemy.
This is why the leftist ideology is so dangerous.

>>725581898
Discrimination against Flat chests? In 2025? S m h

>>725582323
if theres anything that captivates large swathes of /v/ nowadays its willing cuckolds

>>725564410
>so many posts "literally me im totally fucking jacked bro i just dont make 6 figures xD"
yeah ok fatso

>>725581964
What is your relationship with "that woman" that stole your husbando?
Does she even know of your existence?

>>725582035
>>725581780
There is no politics in medical ethics. She can have a tubal ligation, but she needs to be older and have a reason for doing so.

>>725583143
>There is no politics in medical ethics.

>>725582323
It's a fucking disgrace. Tourists ruined this place

>>725579241
>Go rake the leaves and put the recycle bins out
Thank you I got it.

>>725583192
Great argument.

>>725564715
>/v/edditors will hate this qt because of the nose piercing
Fuck you guys, she cute.