Thread 725569067

>oi muh parents muh ladyyy shhhaaaarrrr
overrated trauma dumpin bitch
the thigh crushing red lady and frog are 10x superior

>>725569067 (OP)
>no mention of my drow wife
disappointing

>catholic schoolgirl turns into degen whore by the time you reach act 3
many such cases

>>725569067 (OP)
How do trannies really gaslight themselves into thinking this man faced troonbomination doesn’t look hideous

I know how to fix her trauma

>>725569165
shart would be the one to cheat on you and blame you for her problems

>>725569067 (OP)
let her ascend

>>725569067 (OP)
Poor guy

>>725569293
Because they want to gaslight people into thinking "real" women look like men.

>>725569428
she half elf tho

>>725569428
the expression on the left is killing me

>>725569301
>futashit
kys

>>725569630
>knew exactly what it was
I bet that post-nut regret hits you hard, huh?

>>725569554
Please don't bully OP

>>725569067 (OP)
>poorly written forced female companion, the meme

>>725569067 (OP)
Mercilessly mogged by Morrigan and Leilana as a companion and love interest

>>725569428
left is what german women look like

>>725569692
she's written like how usually fucked up trauma girls only really give a shit about themselves while acting vulnerable out of validation and attention. But god forbid you tell them your problems

>>725569428
It’s. So. Ugly.

This is what I don’t get, the whole “real women thing”. Real women don’t have trannyshart’s long as horse face, they look like the right

>>725569668
it's pretty fucking obvious if you have eyes

>>725569668
>looney troon

>>725569710
>Morrigan
yes
>Leliana
no

>>725569692
>forced
Can't you kill off every possible companion in BG3?

>>725569710
Morrigan was fucking awful, at least Shart is just self-absorbed and doesn't care about anything that isn't related to Shar
Morrigan just shits on you whenever you leave unmurdered children in your wake

>>725569710
If only cyberpunk and baulders gate were made 10 years earlier we would've had far better female companions

>>725569146
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hhwSCa-RKl0

>>725571824
Honestly, yeah. Imagine CDPR or Larian writing shit like this in the golden mid-2000s RPG era. Instead of trauma dumping femmebros with tiktok faces, we could’ve had goth queens with actual nuance and less "I have issues, please clap" energy. Morrowind had better female characters and they barely had voices.

>>725569067 (OP)
best hotwife

Is there a mod to romance the bard? She is hands down best girl.

>>725570456
whats wrong with Leliana, shes definitely way less annoying than Shadowheart

>>725572753
I know it's wrong to bag your friends bro but honestly she should've been an option for V

>>725569067 (OP)
I’m convinced half the animation budget went into Gales scene and I’m thankful

>>725575630
i cant stand that fag, the gay smirk and way he talks just annoys me

>>725575630
I didn't use Gale since I was a wizard. Should I replay to see his dialogue?

>>725569067 (OP)
>don't really include her in my team
>free nightsong
>has a fucking melty and threatens to kill me
lol what's that bitch's deal
should've put an exclamation mark over your head in camp if you had something to say

>>725569293
I think she’s gorgeous I’d like a wife like her

>>725569428
It's like you're forgetting that she's only half-human. You fucking retard.

>>725575889
Eh, he’s nice and I would husband him

>>725576397
Replay if you wanna experience his story, or just look up his romance scenes online if you don’t care

>>725569165
>catholic

>>725569428
Shart looks bad in both of those images, and even worse on the right because someone clearly fucked up the lengths of her nose and philtrum, and the size of her mouth compared to the face.