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Anonymous No.725595036 [Report] >>725595847 >>725598987 >>725599182 >>725599841 >>725604469
The Stormcloaks are Skyrim's last hope.
A one thousand year reign of Ulfric!
Anonymous No.725595120 [Report] >>725595454 >>725595472 >>725595993 >>725599624 >>725601269 >>725604273 >>725609902
Can anyone under the age of 16 even conceive of the world around them without thinking in wojaks?
Anonymous No.725595454 [Report]
>>725595120
Probably not
Anonymous No.725595472 [Report]
>>725595120
Anonymous No.725595732 [Report] >>725596007 >>725596724
The gap between skyrim and today is almost as long as the gap between skyrim and daggerfall
Anonymous No.725595847 [Report] >>725598534
>>725595036 (OP)
pisself reddit propaganda
Anonymous No.725595993 [Report] >>725596975
>>725595120
nah
Anonymous No.725596007 [Report] >>725596112 >>725596739 >>725597072 >>725597960 >>725599159 >>725601884
>>725595732
Morrowind is older now than it was when Oblivion released. Feel old yet?
Anonymous No.725596112 [Report]
>>725596007
its so fucking over
Anonymous No.725596658 [Report] >>725597029 >>725597637 >>725598123
I've literally never once done the civil war quest in skyrim. I've only gone so far as the first quest of each side, where both sides pissed me off for not respecting me as the dragonborn. Who should I pick?
Anonymous No.725596724 [Report]
>>725595732
>We're closer in time now to Skyrim's original release than we are to the actual 4th Era
Anonymous No.725596739 [Report]
>>725596007
Grim
Anonymous No.725596910 [Report]
>we are now closer to tomorrow than we are to the date that they released skyrim on (3rd time)
I don't feel so good bros...
Anonymous No.725596975 [Report]
>>725595993
where is his brenton wife?
Anonymous No.725597029 [Report] >>725597416 >>725597587
>>725596658
>BOTH SIDES ARE LE BAD
Really tempted to give you a reddit basedjak, but on account of the oldtroon complaining about them, I will refrain.
Anonymous No.725597072 [Report] >>725597120
>>725596007
I’m 40 next year.
Anonymous No.725597120 [Report]
>>725597072
Ayooo we needa get ts unc in a nursing home lmaooo
Anonymous No.725597349 [Report] >>725597576 >>725599116 >>725599771 >>725599986 >>725600309 >>725602457
I hate that they attempted to canonise mixed-race people as impossible because they couldnt be fucked to design them for the games. It strips away a lot of potentially interesting narrative developments.

And yes, Ulfric would give many pretty Thalmor girls their own cute little half-Nords.
Anonymous No.725597416 [Report] >>725597848
>>725597029
Were you dropped as a child? I said they pissed me off for disrespecting me, not because of their politics.
Anonymous No.725597576 [Report]
>>725597349
Sunset Shimmer looks weird here
Anonymous No.725597587 [Report] >>725597789 >>725597850 >>725598765
>>725597029
do you fucking know who I am? I'm the dragonborn. Both of them should bow down in my presence. I could kill all of them. I'm saying both are bad as both are beneath me. I should be the leader of everything. I should be able to kill Ulfric and make me the leader of the stormcucks. I should be the leader of the entire empire.
Anonymous No.725597637 [Report]
>>725596658
Probably imperials. Stormcloaks have Ulfric who already has a big ego and shouts, so you're just gonna be Luigi to his Mario.
Anonymous No.725597789 [Report] >>725597875
>>725597587
>only claim to fame is somewhere in your bloodline was an absolute freak who took dragon cock
Anonymous No.725597848 [Report]
>>725597416
the man used the words "basedjak" and "oldtroon" of course he has mental damage lol
you should view language like that as a sign not to even bother with an idiot
Anonymous No.725597850 [Report]
>>725597587
This but unironically.
Anonymous No.725597875 [Report]
>>725597789
that's not how that works
Anonymous No.725597960 [Report]
>>725596007
I'm not good with dates and stuff can someone check the math on that?
Anonymous No.725598123 [Report] >>725598602 >>725598858
>>725596658
I never play a Nord or Imperial, I always play Dunmer, Altmer, or Breton in TES games, so I never really have a horse in the Skyrim civil war race. I haven't done the civil war quest line.

Or the main quest, tbqh.
Anonymous No.725598534 [Report] >>725598881
>>725595847
Say what now?
Anonymous No.725598602 [Report] >>725598962
>>725598123
What about that Dark Elf NPC in the vanilla game that tells you he is joining the stormcloaks on the road? I always found it interesting. As much as the Dunmer hate the Nords, they probably hate the empire more
Anonymous No.725598765 [Report] >>725598876
>>725597587
>stormcucks
You've let your mask slip, IMPerial.
Let me guess, Cyrodil is our greatest ally?
Anonymous No.725598858 [Report] >>725606849
>>725598123
for me it's a Nord Nerevarine and a Dunmer Dragonborn
Anonymous No.725598876 [Report]
>>725598765
The ban of Talos worship was promised to them 3000 years ago
Anonymous No.725598881 [Report]
>>725598534
Sexo with yellowgirls!
Anonymous No.725598924 [Report] >>725603648
>bananas
Lizards are where its at.
Anonymous No.725598962 [Report]
>>725598602
>What about that Dark Elf NPC in the vanilla game that tells you he is joining the stormcloaks on the road? I always found it interesting.
I don't remember meeting such a character.
>As much as the Dunmer hate the Nords, they probably hate the empire more
I just don't feel like the Dunmer would care very much either way.
Anonymous No.725598987 [Report]
>>725595036 (OP)
Elves look ugly as fuck in Skyrim though
Anonymous No.725599116 [Report]
>>725597349
Dolphin shorts are pure sex.
Anonymous No.725599159 [Report]
>>725596007
Killing myself. What the fuck
Anonymous No.725599182 [Report] >>725602559 >>725612984
>>725595036 (OP)
Anonymous No.725599324 [Report] >>725605052
>Br*ton projection thread
Anonymous No.725599368 [Report]
>DUDE THE JOKE IS SEX
Why are Elder Scrolls threads like this?
Anonymous No.725599397 [Report] >>725599519
I BELIEVE IN ALTMER GIRL SUPREMACY. IF I WAS A NORD IN SKYRIM, IF ONLY, I WOULD SPEND MY TIME BREEDING EVERY ALTMER PRINCESS THAT I COULD.
MY ONE REGRET IN LIFE IS THAT I WAS BORN ON EARTH, AND NOT ON NIRN.

https://files.catbox.moe/8h0r67.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/exshf9.jpg
Anonymous No.725599407 [Report]
If I ever bother playing Skyrim I am going Argonian and killing every single NPC that doesn't respawn. I'll call myself the gecko of death.
Anonymous No.725599519 [Report]
>>725599397
I want to clean both of them with my tongue.
Anonymous No.725599557 [Report] >>725600998
Pepe or Wojak?
Anonymous No.725599624 [Report]
>>725595120
I'm not even sure this doesn't apply to people twice that.
Anonymous No.725599659 [Report] >>725600774
MILK DRINKERS
ALL OF YOU
Anonymous No.725599771 [Report] >>725599940 >>725599986
>>725597349
Anonymous No.725599841 [Report] >>725600103
>>725595036 (OP)
I just finished watching Lord of the Rings, and holy fuck Bethesda just plagiarised those films so hard for both Oblivion and Skyrim.
Edoras is literally Whiterun.
Now that all 3 of the Hobbit movies have released since Skyrim came out in 2011, I can only imagine that Bethesda will plagiarise those for The Elder Scrolls 6.
Anonymous No.725599940 [Report] >>725600367
>>725599771
make her poop
Anonymous No.725599986 [Report]
>>725597349
>>725599771
Make her show off her feet
Anonymous No.725600103 [Report] >>725600596 >>725601009 >>725602094 >>725604978
>>725599841
Adding an image to further supplement my argument. Bethesda is creatively bankrupt, and even worse off with Emil as their lead writer.

They've ditched all of the cool TES lore in favour of cliche, muttified and mutilated, Tolkien-derived, troonslop. There is no soul left in the franchise.
Anonymous No.725600309 [Report] >>725600620 >>725602048
>>725597349
You're acting like that world design was somehow done to save time designing what the mixed race babies would look like.
This is a game with literal Lizard people, cat people, and elf people. These 3 completely different trees of evolution all have to coexist as sentient beings in a gritty/realistic fantasy world.
Mixed babies wouldn't' just be thematically inappropriate, they are literally biologically impossible to exist.

If a cat tried to fuck a lizard in real life, it doesn't work. Not because God was too lazy to make a mixed-species baby design, but rather because they are too far removed from each other biologically that combining their DNA is impossible. Even if both these creatures were humanoid and sentient, these differences still would exist, as they do in Skyrim.

This is why mixed race babies canonically exist in TES lore between human races (like nords and redguards), but not between elves and humans or cats and humans and so on.
Anonymous No.725600367 [Report]
>>725599940
Die.
Anonymous No.725600596 [Report]
>>725600103
>morrowind is heavily inspired in the prequel star wars
>daggerfall is generic slop
>radio silence
Anonymous No.725600620 [Report] >>725601226
>>725600309
>WEREWOLVES, VAMPIRES, MAGIC, AND GODS EXIST BUT HUMAN MEN AND ELF WOMEN CANT MAKE BABIES BECUASE THEY JUST F-FUCKING CANT. OKAY, CHUD?
Your beliefs are not consistent with the workings of the Elder Scrolls universe. It was a game design limitation, that is all. The same as how the cities are scaled down in size compared to how they are supposed to exist.
Anonymous No.725600774 [Report]
>>725599659
Grassfed milk is nutritious and full of fat soluble vitamins that would be imperative to a race of tundra dwelling warriors. Anti-milk drinking rhetoric is Thalmor propaganda meant to weaken the Nords. All true sons of Skyrim proudly drink milk.
Anonymous No.725600985 [Report] >>725601580 >>725601734
I am entitled to a steady diet of Altmer breast milk.
Anonymous No.725600998 [Report] >>725601096 >>725602342
>>725599557
God, the voice acting in Skyrim is so fucking shit.
Anonymous No.725601009 [Report] >>725603061
>>725600103
Morrowind being just Dune sort of was lost on you, huh?
Anonymous No.725601096 [Report]
>>725600998
starfield is worse
Anonymous No.725601226 [Report] >>725602827
>>725600620
>WEREWOLVES, VAMPIRES
All of this is an example of disease or possession. Not indicative of biology.
>MAGIC, AND GODS EXIST
Magika is canonically an esscense that flows from the mortal plane of existence (Mundus) from the divine plane (Aetherius) via radiation from the sun and stars.
Gods and Magic existing aren't proof that the rules of this fictional universe are inconsistent, they actually exist BECAUSE of each other and are very much accounted for in TES lore. Neither phenomenon prove that separate hardcoded biology can inexplicably mix within the mortal realm.
>HUMAN MEN AND ELF WOMEN CANT MAKE BABIES BECUASE THEY JUST F-FUCKING CANT
No. Human men and Elf women cannot make babies because their evolution is completely separate at this point. It would be like if a dinosaur tried to make babies with a giraffe. Both are completely different types of creatures with different evolution and biological ancestors. They make babies in a fundamentally different biological mechanism to each other.
Anonymous No.725601269 [Report]
>>725595120
wojak website
Anonymous No.725601580 [Report]
>>725600985
Many nords are saying this!
Anonymous No.725601734 [Report]
>>725600985
I am entitled to argonian breast milk
Anonymous No.725601884 [Report]
>>725596007
Wait..
Anonymous No.725602048 [Report]
>>725600309
>(like nords and redguards),
Of course you'd say those two, what a coincidence I'm sure.
Anonymous No.725602094 [Report]
>>725600103
Movie Edoras is such a shitheap. It's a glorified village. LOTRO Edoras (particularly Meduseld) MOGS it in majesty
Anonymous No.725602181 [Report] >>725604215
I want to play an Altmer mage.
What game do I play, with what mods?
Anonymous No.725602342 [Report]
>>725600998
Its cringe kino. The "not Nordic" accent is very endearing
Anonymous No.725602457 [Report]
>>725597349
They do exist. They just take on the appearance of their mother's race primarily. Only inheriting some traits form the father, like tipped ears from elves, or taller statures from Nords, etc.
Bretons supposedly being heavily mixed where a myth and always looked Nedic. Even the early ones. They existed more as a caste system.
Anonymous No.725602559 [Report]
>>725599182
kek
Anonymous No.725602827 [Report]
>>725601226
superb retardation anon, well done bait post
nevermind the amount of interbreeding canids, felids and equids can do, though
Anonymous No.725603059 [Report]
Is there anything to be said for coming up with some bullshit asspull to bring dagoth ur back to life in the next game?
Anonymous No.725603061 [Report]
>>725601009
Never watched it. Was the plagiarism that blatant there as well?
Anonymous No.725603648 [Report]
>>725598924
Argonians are LGBTQ-coded.
Anonymous No.725604215 [Report] >>725605041
>>725602181
Crusader Kings 3 with the Elder Kings 2 total conversion mod and the TES soundtracks mods. Also grab Systrean Restoration, it fixes a lore error the EK2 team recently made in EK2 and are refusing to correct.
Anonymous No.725604273 [Report]
>>725595120
you are being the crying wojak with a smug wojak mask right now
Anonymous No.725604469 [Report]
>>725595036 (OP)
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Anonymous No.725604794 [Report]
Anonymous No.725604978 [Report]
>>725600103
tolkien good
movie tolkien meh
morrowind good
oblivion bad
skyrim bad
Anonymous No.725605041 [Report]
>>725604215
>CK3
How's the modding scene on that anyhow? I got 2 but have held off on 3, might get it on sale.
Anonymous No.725605052 [Report]
>>725599324
that's a male breton btw
Anonymous No.725606423 [Report]
Post more High Elf Asses
Anonymous No.725606849 [Report]
>>725598858
Nords are the default protagonist of every game. Cope.
Anonymous No.725607243 [Report]
trying out new things

https://youtu.be/3g1SVWlG2mw
Anonymous No.725609902 [Report] >>725612894
>>725595120
I only think in memes of pepe. If I want a soda from the fridge, I think of pepe going to the fridge
Anonymous No.725612330 [Report] >>725612976
What mods make altmer not look like ghouls?
Anonymous No.725612894 [Report]
>>725609902
damn too real niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Anonymous No.725612976 [Report] >>725613190
>>725612330
>no mod called "the cure" where you go around with special arrows dipped in a "poison" where you can shoot altmer and the collapse and that writhing on the ground screaming until they transform back into snow elves, you can go around curing villages.
>Just normal filler npc's, a few merchants and maybe 1-3 followers, 1-2 marriable npc's, and maybe a steward.
>just re-use woodelf race with white skin so no custom race needed.
I wish I had enough free time to learn creation kit.
Anonymous No.725612984 [Report]
>>725599182
>nerd's
Anonymous No.725613190 [Report] >>725613272
>>725612976
>where you can shoot altmer and the collapse
Do you mean Falmer, fren? Otherwise I agree. They are very cute and I want my Nord character to have a snow elf gf.
Anonymous No.725613272 [Report]
>>725613190
>Falmer
fuck, I misread that lol. But yes I meant falmer.
Anonymous No.725615015 [Report]
Jannies deleted the coombait OP pic and killed the thread lol
Anonymous No.725615505 [Report]
Anybody played modded Skyrim VR? My rig is finally a little beefy (5070ti and 9800x3d and 64gb ram) but I only have a Q2 (here's hoping Valve shits out their VR headset tomorrow).