Thread 725616961

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Anonymous 11/12/2025, 7:33:01 AM No.725616961 [Report] >>725617280 >>725617370 >>725619064 >>725619290 >>725619309 >>725619372

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This is you LMAO

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 7:34:21 AM No.725617040 [Report]

I wish. Then I'd be a business owner.

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 7:34:30 AM No.725617047 [Report]

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Yes and?

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 7:38:28 AM No.725617228 [Report]

Come back! Those are prescription pants!

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 7:39:28 AM No.725617280 [Report]

>>725616961 (OP)
god i wish that were me

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 7:40:43 AM No.725617340 [Report]

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>videogame/series has a 4chan user reference
>displays them as complete losers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZVAFPPMZY4

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 7:41:12 AM No.725617370 [Report]

>>725616961 (OP)
Yeah, I'm not white. Granted, he's yellow. He's meant to be white though. He has an asian girlfriend (wife?) too. I wish I was white every single day of my miserable life.

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 7:41:25 AM No.725617382 [Report]

>scores with gilfs
No

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 7:43:17 AM No.725617470 [Report] >>725617614

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The average /v/tard looks like one of these

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 7:45:38 AM No.725617586 [Report]

>owns and runs a business
>married a Japanese cosplayer
He's the powerful kind of ugly bastard

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 7:46:04 AM No.725617614 [Report]

>>725617470
me on the right

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 7:53:36 AM No.725618003 [Report]

>hurrrr hes got a jap wife!!!
It happened after Season 8 and therefore doesn't count.

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 7:56:49 AM No.725618190 [Report]

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>725618003

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 8:04:49 AM No.725618536 [Report]

Wow that looks a lot like me

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 8:11:04 AM No.725618802 [Report]

I'm a handsome devil.

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 8:17:33 AM No.725619064 [Report]

>>725616961 (OP)
Worst thread ever

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 8:23:16 AM No.725619290 [Report] >>725619524

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>>725616961 (OP)
Comic Book Guy got married to a Japanese qt waifu. A lot of /v/ WISHES they were as lucky as Comic Book Guy. Guy is living the dream and canonically is not an incel.

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 8:23:40 AM No.725619309 [Report]

>>725616961 (OP)
Worst. Thread. Eveeerrr.

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 8:25:14 AM No.725619372 [Report]

>>725616961 (OP)
i wish, comic book guy got a girlfriend and runs a successful business doing what he loves.

you think any of us have that luxury?

Anonymous 11/12/2025, 8:28:24 AM No.725619524 [Report]

>>725619290
>yellow skin color
Uhm... Actually, she's not truly Japanese because, in The Simpsons, asian people are depicted with a pale-ish beige color. So she's a dirty hapa at best.