Thread 725628796

What's your excuse for not playing Overwatch 2 right now?

it's no nut november

I wasted money on exactly two shop skins, then out of nowhere for no reason they made those two shop skins free rewards.

I already felt ripped off buying them to begin with, seeing that made me realize what a whale trap OW has become.

>>725628796 (OP)
i get hard the moment i get on

>>725628796 (OP)
i've already masturbated

>>725629238
Why didn't you contact support and ask for a refund? You shouldn't just let yourself get fucked like that and not say anything.

>>725628796 (OP)
5v5 sucks and I hate everything about it

Never touched this dogshit game but I lost so much cum to Widowmaker and Pharah porn

>>725629726
why does she look so unimpressed ?

>>725629726
Cropped gameplay is my favorite kind of gameplay

I MUST HAVE A BLIZZARD THREAD UP AT ALL TIMES
NO, I WILL NOT USE /VG/
I MUST HAVE A BLIZZARD THREAD UP AT ALL TIMES
NO, I WILL NOT USE /VG/
I MUST HAVE A BLIZZARD THREAD UP AT ALL TIMES
NO, I WILL NOT USE /VG/

>>725630369
look at his skin tone

>>725628796 (OP)
Simple, I prefer to watch

account got permabanned

>>725628796 (OP)
I think the takeaway the industry should take after 10 years of overwatch is that porn marketing isn't viable, because people don't have to play your game to fap to it.
At best it works as a boost for indieslop but even then I think people taking shortcuts like these and ruining it for everyone else trying to get their game out there should be shames.

>>725628796 (OP)
Too busy fapping to overwatch blacked kino.

>>725628796 (OP)
Because the fans do what Blizzardoesn't.

>>725631102
based

15 inch futa DVA cock.

As with all online games there's just way too many cheaters to have fun. That and premades.

I like playing healer!

Touch the cow.

Do it NOW.

>>725630768
where's Mylovelyhotwife6.png then

>>725631102
Discord tag?

Overwatch is so out of fashion that people are still spamming the same porn from seven years ago

>>725630369
>>725630761
It's because she literally can't feel any real emotion, quite literally shut her heart down and the real reason why her skin is purple.

who's the best overwatch artist?

>>725630768
Built for BBC

>>725632845
way too big

>>725628796 (OP)
too boring

too busy gooning to overwatch

>>725628796 (OP)
roleq, 5v5, tanks are better people basically, new characters are trash, pve is trash, gameplay is stiff, balance is somehow still shit despite all compromise, and nothing will change to better.
ow2 in general just a porn inspire shadow of the lost blizzard glory, it must shut the fuck up and milk addicted while it still can

So uhm...i have taken the first step on this dark and scary path. Any tips? (no pun intended)

>>725628796 (OP)
needs two hand

>>725636301
If you don't like role queue 5v5 then just play the open queue 6v6 mode they added a while back and the balance is fine, way more balanced than other hero shooters

>>725628796 (OP)
I have a taste

>>725629726
giwtwm (on the left)

>>725628796 (OP)
No bombgirl mode yet

>>725628796 (OP)
your shitty game is fucking dead kek

>>725633661
Supernova would be so good if he toned down the extreme tattoo shit. Just keep it to subtle and cute spades instead of shit like SLAVEOWNED and other cringe stuff.

>>725631102
Based

Would you let an anon (me) go under your desk while play OW2?

>>725638705
there's not enough room for two under a desk...

>>725630369
She's BUILT for someone else

Too late im playing Marvel rivals now

>>725628796 (OP)
Why would I play a game that enforces a meta and bans me for saying the other team sucks?

>>725638705
Sure, as long as you don't mind something constantly poking your face. Something big, hard, musky.

too busy playing team fortress 2

>>725628796 (OP)
>prefer playing with friends
>all friends have phased out from overwatch into other game trends
>solo queue experience is absolute ass
>open queue 6v6 is either full of damage or support mains
>never get additional tank from random teammates to tag along for smoother matches
>crossover collab slop
I wish there was legitimate 2-2-2 mode instead of 1-2-2, solo tanking is miserable. Also I don't expect new hero Lupa or Season 20 bringing back my friends to play this slop. Stadium is fine, long as you don't end up with worst possible hero matchups.

>>725628796 (OP)
don't care about it

>>725638705
W-what would you do there

starting to understand why Nyl is the King. Bruh what the fuck, this is her skin shader

>>725639537
Stadium feels like a fucking job, they should really scrap that shitass mode and make 2-2-2 the official mode

>>725636483
Learn kinematics and what IK / FK means

>>725639853
You don't have to fuck around with skin shaders to be a good animator / rigger. Nyl is great. Rigid3D is a Blender wizard too
However the best stuff is always the stuff you make for yourself

>>725640358
>Learn kinematics and what IK / FK means
ik what does mean, problem is there is a lot of complicated shit with his rig that i am unfamiliar with. Also i never worked with shape keys and the model has a lot of them
>>725640358
>However the best stuff is always the stuff you make for yourself
agree, i plan to surpass them in terms of kino !

>>725641695
why would widowmaker do this?

Just say it

>>725642071
BWC

>>725641947
shes trying to attract a black man to mate with

>>725628796 (OP)
I dont find it fun
the futa animations are pretty nice though

>>725628796 (OP)
>>725629726
>>725630768
>>725632276
>>725635793

guhhh

>>725632845
holy FUCK

>>725642294
why? she doesn't feel anything

>start making a 3D animation
>get to the point where I have to polish stuff/adjust
>give up
why did they have to make the latter parts so boring

For me, it's Sombra

Help me jerk off

Fapping with a bro to OW SFM on a couch together sounds like a prime past time activity

>>725643649
>only fapping
booorrrinng

>>725643842
fapping each other?

>>725643842
I kind of like the implication to be horny together to something straight without going full blown homo, maybe giving a reach around would be the farthest I'd go if something really good is happening on screen

>>725643649
sloppy fagwank with another anon...

>>725644282
Sounds honestly so good, relaxing and going on for hours

>>725630768
It's refreshing to see a husband who is not so insecure and allows his wife to express herself in alternative ways

>>725643842
Do tell what am to expect if In a room with you anon and we both start wanking it to some sexy animations.

>>725644642
My lips on your shaft is what you can expect

>>725644442
hours? make it a whole day

>>725628796 (OP)
Tranny game

>>725644934
But that would make me cum and then it would go everywhere, I don't want to clean up afterwards...

>>725644282
>>725644442
hot

>>725628796 (OP)
>dogshit matchmaking
>dogshit over-priced collabs
>dogshit over-priced cosmetics in general
>dogshit homo-erotic hero design
>dogshit developers
>90% of the player base is Koreans playing in gaming cafe's and the other 10% are mentally disabled faggot Americans
>C&D content creatos for making porn, then do a 180 and start making "safe horny skins" for females and blatant homo-bait skins for males

Faggot game made by faggot developers for a faggot playerbase. The ONLY good thing to come from this game is the advancements in 3D R34 animations

>>725643649
>>725643976
Yeah, I like the idea of swapping hands and sniffing cockmusk and just compoundign horniness together with grunts and moans but everyone just wants to gaysex ASAP.

>>725645332
can always make room for one more

Play?

>>725645881
giwtwm

>>725645569
>>725645702

There are porn boards, faggots.

>>725646882
I prefer jannies to clean it up

>>725644282
how do i meet gooners to fap with

i did it last september and i'm needing it again

>>725646882
None are about vidya chicks thoughever

>>725645881
>>725647201
guh...

>>725647485
guh...

I play once a year, see all the bloat they added and get depressed

>>725647495
>>725647568
stop it with the guhs

>>725647669
what bloat?

>>725647914
perks

>>725647975
not bloat

DVA?

>>725648036
it adds nothing to the game

>>>/trash/79167511
why porn thread on /v/ when you can pornthread on pornboard

How did Overwatch become a mecca for futa porn?

>>725647794
make me

>>725649589
I can only think of one way of shutting your mouth, anon

>>725644515
There's nothing to be embarrassed about. My wife simply needs something I cannot provide and it would be cruel for me to deny her just because I'm not man enough to give it to her. Plus It's really really fun !

>>725631256
>>725641695
I love wobbly asses twerking just as much as roided out futas in Overwatch porn tbqh

>>725649920
guh

>>725631102
uhh... Based?

>>725648406
Futa Widow opened the floodgates for a futa domination.