Thread 725630490

Kirby mochi arrives at Family Mart, but is it as sweet to eat as it is to look at?

wtf are you allowed to show gore like this on a blue board?

I could not eat a Kirby.

Yum! Dyed starch balls!

>sad Waddle Dee getting cut in half
Damn.

>>725630490 (OP)
>stealth goreposting
MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>725635104
He looked so happy. Why did you betray him?

STOP BULLYING KIRBY STOP IT NOW NOW NOW NOW

>>725635193
he didn't know.... unlike his fren

Part of me's thankful for not being in Japan because I would lose all my money.

>>725630892
>I could not eat a Kirby.

Don't kid yourself that there Kirby would eat you and your whole family given the chance.

>>725635323
he would never...

>>725630490 (OP)
That looks so fucking good. Barbaric by virtue of cutting Kirby and Waddle Dee in half, but I'd eat it. I would not survive in Japan with all the Kirby merchandise there.

burning them after impaling them is pretty hardcode

>>725633940
how much money does this little bastard make with all this stuff?

K-KIRBY NOOOOOOOOOO

>>725635872
Enough that Nintendo bought Warpstar Inc. (but not HAL) lol

This is truly, a nightmare in dreamland.

this is a fucking war crime

>>725636098
Waddle Dee looks like he's having a good time.

>>725636223
he knows... it will be all over soon....

>>725635676
it's not hardcore it's mean

>>725630490 (OP)
Japs must have so many microplastics in their balls it's unreal.

This has to be absolutely filled with microplastics, right?

>>725630490 (OP)
needs more wadoo

>>725630490 (OP)
STOP JUMP CUTTING I CAN'T FUCKING SEE ANYTHING FAGGOT

>>725635963
I'd wager HAL might just prefer their autonomy. They've been working with Big N since the fucking NES and then even closer since the GB, they've been a 'second party' developer for years. No need to bring them under the first party fold.

>>725636576
Yeah of course it's Japan. They wrap your plastic in plastic

>>725636576
Microplastics are mostly in the water supply as a result of people putting nylon in washing machines and disposable plastic bowls in dishwashers. The wrapping on food is a negligible quantity.

>>725636576
>tertiary repeat hashtag memewords with not a single clue of what they actually mean
of course timmy, of course.

>>725636951
kek everything in Japan is double, triple bagged.
They are fastidious recyclers, however

>>725637713
Interesting. Any further reading on this?

need autistic jap kirb gf

>>725636576
your balls are already filled to the brim with microplastics

>>725638141
https://www.eea.europa.eu/en/analysis/publications/microplastics-from-textiles-towards-a-circular-economy-for-textiles-in-europe
>According to Boucher and Friot (2017), approximately 35% of microplastics released to oceans globally originate from washing synthetic textiles, while the United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP) estimates this figure to be around 16%
A good deal is also car tire dust but that mostly goes into the soil rather than the water supply.

>scared of microplastics
KWAB

>>725630490 (OP)
All of this looks fucking disgusting, who the fuck eats this shit?

>>725630490 (OP)
I ate these earlier today on stream, they were pretty good, the Kirby one is really nice