Thread 725633569

I wish Asari were real I believe in Asari Supremacy I love Big Blue Asari Cock

>>725633569 (OP)
Realizing Asari were based on how ALL women act all the time is one of the final redpills.
If she likes you she will warp to be what you like like an Asari would on her own.

I'm sorry this doesn't happen for you.

>>725633569 (OP)
Dude the last non OLF ME was over a decade ago. We have to move on.

>>725633569 (OP)
This underwear is hideous and I'm tired of seeing it

>>725633569 (OP)
Doing the lois einhorn leg cross dick tuck

>>725633890
based.

>>725633976
Personally I like to headcannon Asari can change genitals to better match their partner

>>725633890
(((klein)))

you just know

She makes troonies seethe

>>725634117
Thats not the reply i was expecting. But yeah you could easily write that with an alien species

>>725634143
Can a jewologist explain to me how they stole a bunch of german names so successfully it become synonymous with kike?

eww dude no one wants to hear about futa

>>725633569 (OP)
women don't have cocks you porn brained retard and the asari don't have them either

>>725634296
that's not a woman, that's a monogendered alien specimen

>>725634296
Asari have the ability the breed with any sentient species not hard to imagine they have the ability to change their genitals

>>725634625
i bet they have retractable tentacle "dicks". they do want to attract every species and both males and females after all.

>>725634625
Sounds pretty woke, literal tranny species

>>725635238
Are snails woke?

>>725635325
their reproductive organs are a woke blemish on a based chud creature

>>725633569 (OP)
why is she wearing blacked clothing?

Asari would be 400% hotter if their faces were 15% more alien

>>725633569 (OP)
Asari owes me sex.

>>725633569 (OP)
What is it about Calvin Klein that ups sex appeal a thousand-fold?

>>725637065
There is the theory they look very different too every species based on this one convo https://youtu.be/CZ7r80IOxtE?si=QSWRrJetu9xodhuC

>>725637273
No we owe them sex we belong to them

>>725637791
Wrong, human-centric and stupid. Your tiny pea brain assumes that every species perceives things around them identically, even though on the planet you live on, different species already perceive things differently. Asari are not using shapeshifting or illusion magic to look different to different species so that they would appear equally attractive to everyone by your narrow human standards. Asari look identical to everyone, and everyone appreciates different aspects of that physiology, and are not sufficiently repulsed by other aspects to make the species seem repulsive to them.

>>725634625
>>725634760
>>725635238
I can't tell if you futa faggots really don't know the lore for how Asari reproduce with other species or if you're making shit up because you only know about Asari from futa porn.

>>725638595
This is literally a coomer thread

For me it's Samara

>>725640045
FYI to anyone still believing in the shapeshifting theory. If the asari changed themselves to be appealing to every species, their appearance towards humans would include eyebrows or facsimiles of eyebrows because they're an important expression tool and people who shave them off tend to look unappealing as a result. Yet, Liara is the only one who uses drawn eyebrow makeup.

>>725633569 (OP)
Last number of your post decides which and how many BBAC you're taking:
1: Pelessaria B'Sayle (aka PeeBee) - 5"
2. Rana Thanoptis - 6"
3: Nassana & Dahlia Dantius - 7" & 8"
4: Jona Sederis - 9"
5: Tela Vasir - 10"
6: Aria T'Loak - 11"
7: Tevos (OG Councilor) & Irissa (replacement) - 12" & 14"
8: Liara, Benezia & Aethyta - 18", 13" & 15"
9: Shiala (Green Asari) & 4 of her clones - 16" each
Dubs: Samara, Morinth, Rila & Falere - 19", 21", 17" & 20"
Trips: Sha'ira & 10 of her acolytes - 22" & any other size smaller than 22" you'd like

LIARA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>725638595
Sure, Asari can just brainfuck you and become pregnant whenever they want, but they still try to get other species interested in fucking them first.

>>725633890
>kike branding in the future on an alien where it doesn’t make sense

>>725642232
At least you're not fucking PeeBee

>>725643225
true, but 6" is not enough

>>725642064
Shiala would be lovely by all those inches would go to waste

>>725634238
Jews want to be synonymous with why pepo, think about how blacks always blame wypipo for everything, it's because the slave traders were jewish, they inbred and mixed to look white.

>>725642064
you know i never really got the appeal of sha'ira, she was pretty mediocre for an asari but was glazed by everyone ingame
shiala was definitely the hottest

>>725633569 (OP)
I learned about Asari thanks to Bigjohson's porn animations

>>725643657
Well, I was just just throwing random lengths to keep the thread afloat, but there should be a reason why there's a 6-month-long waiting list on her. And I agree, Shiala's got the prettiest face of them all.

>>725633569 (OP)
I'd gladly throw my bloodline down the drain for one.

>>725643437
>>725643657
>>725643917
>777
Everyone who prefers Shiala ends up with boring Tevos

>>725633569 (OP)
blue wife

>>725644067
You could always just make human babies as well, Shepard probably is the prime eugenics target in the entire galaxy

>>725644318
>literally owned by leader of an asari mercenary group
I accept my fate as a toy for asari mercs

*hits red sand*
Is marrying Asari the ultimate cuckoldry?

This one cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than marrying Asari. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, supporting and preparing a girl for all your life solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man the second you die. All the hard work you put into your beautiful wife - getting money, making her go to the gym, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, marrying her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Married the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who wasn’t even born when she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you taught her. Your own daughters, which themselves are the near ultimate cuckoldry and all you’re ever going to get, aren’t even made from your DNA.

As a man who has Married an Asari you are LITERALLY dedicating the rest of of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>725644710
Jona just gives an impression of being a jealous lover, so you'd be only getting her. Also, 8 means you'd end up with the T'soni family.

>>725644991
I'm fucking retarded but that's even better

>>725644980
Look at this animal minicking the sounds of sentient beings. I wonder if it has the capacity of feeling embarrassed about the fact that its species is literally less evolved than all of the other species in society, and utterly incapable of naturally developing sentience due to the properties of water molecules in their natural habitat? You think it's bad for women when they are given easier physical tests so they can compete in a market against men. Imagine belonging to a species that physically can't evolve to become people, and someone had to manually interfere to give you the ability to breathe air, think and speak.
I wonder if it exhibits the property of all other instances of Affirmative Action. Perpetual victimhood due to not being able to take responsibility for one's own in-build inadequacy leading to counter-productive behavior in the absence of a more intelligent master dictating its actions?

>>725642064
Wait why do so many of you act like the Asari having a penis is canon? Am I forgetting some game lore?

>>725645806
Fanfiction

>>725645806
Nah, we're memeing. Also, you're getting 11 inches of Omega dick.

>>725645806
No, asari are a monogendered species (that often presents as female toward other species) that can reproduce with effectively any sentient life by using a mate as a catalyst to scramble their DNA and create a child, which they carry and birth themselves. The father isn't part of the genetic process, only a trigger for the asari's otherwise self-made reproduction.

Porn logic extrapolates from this to make asari into futanari, possessing both sets of genitals so that they can more literally reproduce with either gender of any species.

>>725645806
It's canon, just like draenei futa horsecocks.

>>725646001
>>725646062
>>725646160
I gotta play Mass Effect again

>>725633569 (OP)
Finally, a good thread

>>725646349
Remember to romance Jack. And if you play FemShep, remember to download the mod that lets you romance Jack.

>>725633569 (OP)
Why are they all so ugly?

>>725646392
Think of the advertisers anon!

>>725646424
I romanced Jack the first time I played Mass Effect on Xbox 360 years ago when it was new. So I'll probably go for someone new. Also I play as Male Shep.

>>725633569 (OP)
Is that…CALVIN KLEIN UNDERWEAR?!

>>725646392
I would lick that floor clean

>>725633569 (OP)
>I love Big Blue Asari Cock
we know, Shepard

>>725647681
Shepard being a tough, commanding, even fearsome woman to the public but melting into a doting, demure subby wife behind closed doors that just wants to get on her knees for her blue mommy.

>>725647681
GIWTWM

>>725633569 (OP)
>more weird race cuck shit
why are you people so fucking gay

>>725648078
>race
Asari is a species not race dumbass

I just jerked off to asari cock so much I had to re-download mass effect

>>725648192
it's based off of cuck faggot shit that you weirdos love to spam

>>725648424
Take your meds

>>725633890
cope

>>725646990
fucking kek

>>725647842
>a tough, commanding, even fearsome woman to the public but melting into a doting, demure subby wife behind closed doors that just wants to get on her knees for her blue mommy
peak fiction

>>725648275
I wish it was at least half as moddable as Skyrim
just imagine

>>725642064
>pic
unf

>>725642064
Aria please...

>>725642064
You'll never break me, alien.

>>725633890
I actually like it a lot.
It's a pretty hot style for a cheap set of underwear.

>>725650817
I would never let Liara or samara leave my party

Do Asari even have genitals? They mate with Krogans who lay eggs. Why would you frequent an Asari hooker? Is it like sex in Demolition Man?

>>725651126
yes! I'm winner in life

>>725651538
or you could recruit Aria perhaps...
She would make sarcastic remarks during missions, would always be dissatisfied... and you’d regularly have to "persuade" her to stay on the ship...

And after that, Liara would punish you out of jealousy.

>>725652040
https://youtu.be/zd2c44c16dk?si=svo6cKSV8NjyNBqS

>>725633569 (OP)
dogs

>>725652194
>tfw aria will never use your body as a bargaining chip

>>725652194
Aria should have at least been a romantic interest in 3, but obviously Bioware had no fucking clue what they were doing at that point, wasting dev time on multi etc.

>>725652210
Stfu faggot, I'm just trying to make sense of the half baked lore.

>>725653323
>Stfu faggot, I'm just trying to make sense of the half baked lore.
Did I not help you in that? Why u mad bro

>>725653472
Not mad, just disappointed in you.

>>725633569 (OP)
I was built for BBC (big blue cock)

I miss talking about asari with anons

My name Stanrey Woo
Asari no have big brue penis
End of rine ding dong bannu

>>725651263
You'll be broken and named miranda

>>725633569 (OP)
Futa is meme shit
also
>calvin klein
Post with actual good lingerie, not shit brand that slaps their name on the clothes.

>>725647383
Prove it

>>725654760
>he doesn't like when a hot chick takes her clothes off and all that she has left is an ad
ngmi in this corporate dystopia

>>725633569 (OP)
i don't want to know how many got rage baited by the underware.

>>725655539
Corporate dystopia needs a revolutionary rape correction then.

>>725634216
LMAO

>>725634216
Why censor the niggermin's name

Asari tummy

>>725642064
How the hell does Sha'ira have a 22 incher?

>>725657998
Anon please, dont re-awaken my asari lust

>>725658156
>>725658256
unf, now post the shiniest ones you have

>>725633890
It's Iconic.
As much or more than other recognizable outfits like the Bible Black school uniform.

>>725633569 (OP)

>take the blue pill once
>never EVER recovers

Holy shit i am in too deep at this point.

>>725657998
I bet you larp as an asari in private

>>725658357
NICE

>>725658357
shinier

>>725633569 (OP)
>wish Asari were real
Just get a fit feminine girl with boobs?
>I love Big Blue Asari Cock

>>725634216
Holy based. Fuck niggers

>>725657998
>>725658156
>>725658357
LICK

>>725658831
sauce please, femshep and miranda getting used like asari fleshlights are kino

>>725642064
I don't like Asari. They're too generic and uninteresting.
Anyways give me seven or less.

>>725658831
Is femshep trans?

>>725650583
Any games for this romance feel?

>>725659220
She dies, so probably.

>>725659051
>worst girl
deserved

>>725650583
Project_Omega.mp4

>>725659362
You're not going to like the answer, but Trials in Tainted Space.

Samara is so much better than liara it's not even a contest
her voice is so erotic

>>725659749
Samara for femdom
Liara for sub wife

>>725659362
I've been playing CoC2 recently and having my strong warrior fall in love with a centauress' cock and having a sacred marriage ritual involving permanent collaring and leashing to a gigantic penis has been all I've masturbated to for months

>>725659917
What happens during a threesome between the 2?

>>725659947
>CoC2
Bro.. That's like reading the game. How the fuck can you coom, and coom for months, to words???

>>725658985
I second this.
Reverse image search brought back nothing.

>>725659949
You rim Samara while Liara rims you

>>725659949
Liara in the front, (You) in the middle, and Samara in the back

>>725660040
nothing is hotter than the theater of the mind

>>725633569 (OP)
>I wish Asari were real
Me too
>I believe in Asari Supremacy
No Alliance should conquer the Asari as onahole for BHC
>I love Big Blue Asari Cock
you are a faggot

>>725658985
>>725660073
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13753243&tags=supernovax+femshep+

>>725633890
Thank you. Women think the brand makes them sexier because they are retarded.

>>725659749
I need a seductive Asari mommy voiced by Nika Futterman

>>725634625
But the Asari is the one that gets pregnant, so why does she give herself a cock?

>>725660287
>supernovax
I should've realized it was him. He and Chrisisboi are really the only ones putting out decent bimbo stuff.
Thanks, famalam.

>>725660287
...BASED!

>>725660392
gene extraction, they need to be compatible with both men and women

>>725659749
I miss banap so much it's unreal

>>725634238
the nazi is ashkenazi isn't a coincidence

>>725659731
>Trials in Tainted Space.
Did Fenoxo ever finish that? Last time I checked (though this was years ago) he was bouncing between that and CoC2 qol updates.

>>725660641
>gene extraction
Are you implying they slam their dicks into women to vacuum up their eggs?

>>725660826
not eggs, just DNA samples. kinda like getting it from saliva but using genitalia makes it more effective since other species are turned on by it.

>>725659731
Is TiTS romantic? I skip most of text that isn't tied to a futa character

>>725659731
Where do I need to go and what do I need to do to get to the >>725650583 parts of that game?

How easy is it to get into posing, and making models, with Blender?

>>725661350
posing is straight forward enough once you get used to moving around in 3d space (main tips are to make sure you use reference images and keep in mind center of gravity) but modeling is a whole other level and can range from ok to very hard depending on what you want to do

>>725661350
Do you know how to model? If yes it's easy; if no then you need to learn modeling.

>>725660287
Dogshit, shitted truly is aids tier

>>725633569 (OP)
>looks up ME porn
>It's all the same trash
Why are porn "artists" so bad? Yet they make thousands a month. Useless cunts.

>>725661817
I think you answered your own question lil bro

>>725633569 (OP)
So what was the deal with Asari's?
They're an all female species and they can basically get fucked by anything and give birth to an Asari daughter?

>>725633569 (OP)
If Asari women existed, human women around the world would form SS Death Squads overnight

>>725661817
The few competent animators that used to make them (fugtrup, tsoni, nyl, bigjohnson) have either died, moved on to new IPs, or simply just stopped making animations altogether.

>>725662719
Ok but why is it all futa on female? Also why so much closeups, is it gay or not? MAKE YOUR MIND UP

>>725662460
This goes for anything if men treated women how they treat men.
>if immigration was hot women aged 18-22 women would become nazis overnight
Too bad America is ran by pedophile jews

>>725662719
>moved on to new IPs
Primarily this.
But it's only because Bioware mishandled the IP at every opportunity for the past 13 years.

>>725663162
>is it gay or not? MAKE YOUR MIND UP
Because the people who predominantly pays for it are closeted gay men who use futa-on-female as an excuse to make it less gay liking big blue dick.

Trust me if it were up to me it would all be dominant futa on submissive male.

>>725663464
>Trust me if it were up to me it would all be dominant futa on submissive male.
Royally based Make the male femboy, too.

Is this the Star Periphery thread?

Im amazed the schizo obsessed with rugarell hasn't posted yet

I'm 100% hetero but I wouldn't mind futa-Samara stuffing me like a christmas turkey.

>>725664987
The what?

Why don't you people just admit that you aregay instead of this retarded larp?

>>725666147
>aregay
What's that?

The fake eyebrows on Liara look so fucking stupid.

>>725666147
I don't know if you're just being le epic meme guy or not but I fundamentally do not like men
>erm but cocks are gay
Then I'm gay and I choose to be a faggot for futa. Futa don't LOOK like men, even you can see that.

>>725664987
Post more

>>725666509
The whole dynamic is homosexual, you are posting manly abs. You are just a repressed faggot.

>>725666147
>don't want men in my porn
>that means i'm gay
uuuuuh ok

>>725642064
Rollan

>>725667010
Looks like I'm free to go.

>>725666828
Doesn't matter
In reference to your original question; I already did
I will continue to consume this content whether I am gay by your definition or not
My enjoyment of it is certainly not a larp

>>725667134
Roll again, you know you want to

>>725667194
Then I will pray for you.

>>725667628
What does asari pussy taste like?

>>725667750
blueberries

>>725667628
fat pussy

>>725658831
Natalie Mars?

>>725667750
RedBull blueberry edition

>>725667628
is this a me3 ending reference

>>725667965
Mars is bogged and is transitioning back into male.

>>725642064
DOUBLE DIP ME PLEASE

>>725667628
canonically?

the most addicting, intoxicating, scent and taste your mind can possibly imagine

(because they mind rape you)

>>725668169
>he got the green bitch and 5 instead of
2
You better share, fgt

>>725658156
>>725658256
>>725658357
>Me licking all of these after her tummy is glistening with her cum

>>725668405
>he didnt swallow it all from the source

>>725658357
>>725658256
>>725658156
>>725657998
for the love of all that is holy upon this cursed earth
PLEASE LINK FOR FULL EACH

>>725664987
That game sucks. Zero artistic style.

>>725668281
of course, I love to share especially when we can snowball so much cum

>>725640045
Based, I never saw the appeal of Liara really

>>725668923
Stop being silly, you silly goose.

>>725666147
I want to fuck a futa

>>725670125
Nigger is perhaps the worst pushed fetish of the 20s, and it's exclusively consumed by jeets and Arabs.

>>725634216
>futa shit
tranny on tranny violence

>>725670260
QQ shrimpdick

>>725671407
can't compete with big blue cocks

i want to be their sex slave

>>725671407
Jeets like (you) have small penises
>>725671557
This

>>725633890
The best protection against aids is to keep the calvins on.

>only deleted blackedshit
holy based jannies

>>725671752
based

>>725658357
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>725671557
I haven't seen any yet.

>>725669771
Based anon, same here BUT she must be bigger than me.

>>725633890
it's not made to look good it's for working out

>>725674342
Based

>>725657998
>>725658156
>>725658256
>>725658357

asari don't have cocks